/vrlg/ - Virtual Reality Lewd General #9"Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate"™IT'S COMING HOME EDITION>New to VR? Start here or on /vrg/: https://rentry.org/4tzqs>18+ Avatar Resources:https://booth.pm/en/items?tags%5B%5D=VRChat&adult=only (Anime models)https://boothplorer.com/items/adult (Use to find assets related to your base)https://gumroad.com/discover (Use to find tech, furry thread is down the block)https://files.catbox.moe/mvgt8p.zip (Bag o' dicks)https://files.catbox.moe/8jvx7e.png (seamless cock matching)>Guide to Avatars utilizing the VCC:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSwMz4WcajQ>OpenVR Advanced Settings (contains playspace mover):https://github.com/OpenVR-Advanced-Settings/OpenVR-AdvancedSettings/releaseshttps://store.steampowered.com/app/1009850/OVR_Advanced_Settings/>Other resources (downloads at your own risk):https://rentry.org/vrlgextras>Upcoming Events:Comfy discussions (daily)OP template rentry:https://rentry.org/vrlgrentryy/edit>Previous thread:>>24185822>Sisterthread>>>/vg/vrg>>>/aco/vrcg
>>24193177>>24192613Just IDs also solve the schizo issue. Why the need to have flags
i share this flag with other posters but everyone still knows who i am :((
>>24193199Your cuteness shines through no matter what, sorry
>>24193200youre a fibber!
>>24193202Not the hard R!
>>24193194problem with /soc/ is just it's reputation, and it's further made difficult by the schizo that made a fake /soc/ vrlg thread. i would prefer it there personally purely from a flag removal perspective, but i just don't see it happening short term.
>>24193208>the schizo that made a fake /soc/ vrlg threadWhat makes it fake?
>>24193208you can't delete threads after 10 minutes have passed (I think), so why does it matter that a schizo made it?
>>24193203I cant pronounce the r so its ok
good meowning
>>24193217merow
meow
I'll be honest, but everytime I've seen myself get a IP banned from when I change IPs most of the time it was related to something on /soc/
mrow
Also, meow
I woke up.
mowe
>>24193199wanna run some more matches
>>24193263im a lil drunk if you mindeither that or im hopping in vr
>>24193276up to u I'm just playing drg
>>24193277imma hop on for the end of mahjong then we can play?
>>24193282ya
>>24193199Noone knows who I am :3
>>24193288wrong ur gonna avatarfag later
>>24193301Bzzt im smart enough to wait for the next thread
hello pro drinkers give me cocktail suggestions pls?sweet/creamy preferred (aka easy to drink)
>>24193304HA ive locked you for the entire thread :3333
>>24193194rare flag :oI think I've seen u around bant before maybe?
>>24193306Are you sure about that :3?
>>24193308The flag is rare enough that it's obvious who it is unfortunately
>>24193309yea :3
>>24193305white russian is pretty unbeatable, but really anything with baileys/kahlua is fine, and you can make eggnog whenever you want
>>24193310Idk who he is just the flag
>>24193314Nuh uhh my little turkish delight
>>24193318wtfffff >:3
>>24193326You will be cuddled beware!
The aussies are out of control
>>24193331you dont even knyo who i am
>>24193336That's it you are going under the pillow
>>24193335Bruce never sleeps, only shitposts
>>24193337:33333333333
Good morning /bant/ side!
>>24193335they really are
>>24193349stretches your cheeks
>>24193349Flattens head (with headpats)
can't sleep 3:going to meow
>>24193422u wish u were me so bad
>>24193177My retard ass posted in the last thread Big reach but does anybody have this? Im not dropping 3500jp to find out i dislike the materials. Otherwise its game rip timehttps://emperor-eagle.booth.pm/items/8082565
the new mario movie was mid as fuckonly part that was worth a damn was when they introduced star fox but the rest of the movie is zoomer slop
>>24193424no i wish you were me so you die of no sleep
>>24193426You watched it too sober
>>24193966true and realNintendo still owes me 40 dollars
>>24193427thats not very nice maybe you cant sleep cause yorue a roodie-poo
Second rarest flag itt reporting in!
>>24193975Hardly, I know at least 6 rarer flags.
>>24193975forsen
Wouldn't L be the rarest flag?
>>24193976>>24193980You can right click and save me to your little flag collection, I give you my permission.>>24193981Only other rare flag itt is the Marina Islands one on top. Rest is just anglos.
>>24193980i c baj
>>24193426https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJNK4VKeoBM
3 Ivy wins back to back and a shitshow to read on my third monitor when I'm boredtonight is a funny night
>>24193426An entire starfox movie would've been neat but that'll never happen.
>>24193980
>>24194075>gives us no new starfox games>but a moviedesu the kind of shit nintendo would pull offcant wait to see the F-Zero movie with The Rock as Captain Falcon and Chris Pratt as Samurai Goroh
>>24194092Nintendo probably would do this.
>>24193987>anglosI feel insulted
>>24194108Well, your flag is red white and blue after all.
>>24194116so is russia's..
>>24193975Rare flag reportan
>>24194210I don't see any russians itt.>>24194220Very cute avatar and a rare flag 10/10 post.
>>24194222there's d*tch people though
>>24194092>>24194075are you both retarded, theyre obviously going to do a starfox game + movie some retarded advisor probably told them to go marvel route and their Avengers will be a Smash Bros movie
>>24194220this is a horse
Ideas to make him dustier?Im just not home rn to try things out and want ideas
Sex with flags that used to be rare
>>24194234>dustierHave you tried rolling around in the dirt
>>24193975Stop acting cringe, someone DMd me asking if I was posting cringe on the bant thread
My flag, no longer rare...
>>24194254>>24194258forsen
>>24194249>Prefab that gets dirtier as I roll around on the ground I want that
>>24193315>you can just make eggnogwow thats crazyisnt milk/dairy + alcohol a bad combo though ive heard? something like itll curdle or fuck your stomach
>>24194271some people say it's a christmas only thingif too much dairy makes you ill that's a skill issue. It can curdle if there's not enough fat, I wouldn't drink a double vodka and milk
>>24193975I'm pretty sure mine is as at least as rare as yours.
>>24194307Indonesia...
>>24194308Please, die kindly.
>>24194307austrian flag..
>>24194234Worn knee's (jeen's) and elbow's add some random patches of silver to the necklace like the paint is slowly coming off
>>24194258Never was
>>24194267
>>24194220Come back on Friday for your reward
>>24194258Swedes are for breeding
>>24194371Największy byczek ze Śląska.
>>24194402Beeindruckt mich jetzt eher nicht.
>>24194402>>24194417
>>24194228Subspace Emissary was great thoughit can work if they aren't retarded
>>24194443Subspace Emissary was kino, I remember my mom acting skeptical about buying me Brawl for my birthday because it was rated T...
How many "breastie" pics and selfies have you taken in the past month or two?
>>24193177I fuck furry men avatars only.
>>24194474ew, wrong thread
>>24194476No
>>24194443>>24194448Brawl is my favorite Smash Bros game and I'm tired of all the competitive people telling me it's the worst one.
>>24194489Me too. Not every game has to be a made for competitive game.
>>24194489>>24194503Play the game you enjoy. I'd rather play something fun versus whatever compfags find fun.
>>24193305sweet and creamy? pina colada. dont drink too many though, that much coconut cream is bad for you and will also give you the shits you could always pick up some baileys and mix it into decaf/normal coffee, just add a little more sugar to taste if you like it super sweet for something basicsalted caramel vodka also goes insanely (oddly) well with apple cider to make a sorta caramel apple thing, i tried it and it does indeed fuck. i dont even like creamy alcohol drinks but the cider makes it so much sweeter its tolerable like sucking on a werthers original +apple.
>>24193305Also try a black Russian but it isn't creamy.>>24193315My favorite, yummy.>>24194271It's fine, also get eggnog that doesn't have corn syrup in it or make eggnog at home. That way there's less "lead in stomach" feeling.
>>24193305I have a friend that was a huge mixologist and he made a recipe called the "Goon Jar". I cant find the screenshot of the post he made in a thread for the recipe, but I also have something else on me. There is a cocktail recipe book that puts the "cock" in cocktail that was made by a guy trying to break boundaries. The book was likened by the French and was even smuggled into Saudi Arabia. Here is a real semenology recipe pulled from that book.Prostate Passion1/2 Cup of Sugar1/2 Cup Soda water2oz Vodka2oz Pomegranate juice3oz Sparkling WaterPomegranate seeds for Garnish"Make sugar syrup by bringing sugar and water to a boil in a small saucepan. Stir until the sugar is dissolved and let cool. Combine the vodka and the syrup, and mix well. Divide into two glasses filled with ice and fill with sparkling wine. Add the pomegranate seeds and then drizzle the pomegranate juice into the drink, giving the drink a beautiful pink tint. Another way to maintain a healthy prostate is by regularly manually stimulating this inaccessible gland."Here's one with actual cumMacho Mojito1 oz Spiced rum Mint leaves 1 tbsp Sugar 1 tsp Powdered sugar 1/2 oz Lime juice 2 oz Soda water Semen Lime wedges "Thoroughly blend lime juice and sugar. Add the mint leaves and gently bruise the leaves to release the flavors by mashing the mixture with a muddler. Then add the rum and stir to lift up the mint leaves from the bottom of the glass. Top the drink with whole ice cubes and soda water.Using a milk frother, gradually whisk small amounts of powdered sugar into melted semen until it reaches a creamy airy consistency. Taste frequently to achieve the perfect sweet and salty balance. Carefully spoon the sweet froth into the side of the glass so that it gracefully cascades down the glass. Garnish with lime wedges."
>>24194676>into melted semenDo you go to the grocery store and buy jars of solid semen?
>>24194683Try to stay clear of store bought semen if you can, you don't know how it's been sourced. Just go to your local gloryhole and put in a bit of wrist work to ethically source it yourself, that way you can guarantee it doesn't come from a lab where they have people strapped to tables being milked 24/7.
>>24193315>>24194575okay white russian sounds pretty goodmaybe black aswell
>>24194220That explains so much.
>>24194220At ease officer Rare Flag. Your assignment is to report to VR during early NA hours this weekend so you can be presented with head pats.
>>24194069uuoooooghhhgguuuuuugghhh jimgly keeys
>>24195191filian
>>24195350Rindo>sea monkey thief
>>24195350bruther I keep making weirder and weirder connections at anime convention parties to the point of being a person away from possibly meeting that creatureI've already met a few vtubers and streamers dawg it's weird but I also don't care about either of these things because I just want to hang out and drink with frens
>>24195350>>24195353I believe she vanished off the face of the earth about 6-9 months ago
>>24195367shes not gone at allhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxKgURlt3kchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeJCiGjfMvQalso>67siiiiix seveeeennn
>>24193426perhaps if your wife's toes was in your mouth you would be more engaged
>>24195399It's not a problem of interest but rather I don't watch vtubers nor do I find myself in the culture of streamingwhat they all do is really cool and I like hearing about it but I also haven't watched vtubers/streamers since 2020also doing this to you because you mentioned the F word
>>24195410Why'd you crop the mech's feet?
>>24195399>"wife's toes">>24195410>"the F word"were you too busy thinking about feet to even say the right word
>>24195414>>24195419inshallah your ammo casing is struck and you explode
Reminder for the Boy Meet! on April 10th 11pm ESTIts gonna be a Group+ and we hope to see ya there~
>>24195555nice quads
>>24195388I'm not watching all that, @grok summarize filian's absence in one to two paragraphs total.
>>24195388I have never watched this chuuba I'm more Chromu/Marimari pilled
>>24195634Mari is good background noise but sometimes she goes live before I go to bed which is a shame.
>>24195642clio is my go to background noise and sleep phase member :3
im going to bury my tongue in an australians mouth
>>24195651My favorite hag
>>24195684nyo thanks you
>>24195388>Fillian might come backNOOOOOOOOOOOOONOOOOOOOOOOOOOFUCK OFF YOU ANNOYING PROTO GG
what she playing?
>>24195714Meet and Fuck Kingdom.
>>24195719Meet and WHAT
>>24195555Improving boy as we speak. Send shirt designs that go hard, I made a radial to swap between 'em.
>>24195746
>>24193177ZO WEE MAMAYou vr guys have anime girls this based?
Where is the gameplay tonight bros???
>>24195555nice digits>>24195746need to be used and abused by this boy <3
Hi /bant/ friends. Avatarfag and share music! (I might not get to listening to all of them as I'm busy until Thursday)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-d3RYW0YoEk
>>24195804https://youtu.be/bB2UGlI4D6kqueen of /bant/ checking in fufu~
>>24195804https://youtu.be/oIYlSJPMQ38Goodnight chat. :3
>>24195746https://youtu.be/YcxhmHEykPg?si=vdUq8IBv2F_Nj-rI
>>24195804https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ_WMgYCgx8
>>24195804https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47dtFZ8CFo8
>>24195804https://youtu.be/rBW5JQIZZzE
>>24195804https://youtu.be/4cR5PBhR1Vs?si=OTe7f_jKoslmrXGMgot some wierd shit on play today...
>>24195837I want you so bad
>>24195841Settle down sipp...
>>24195842
>>24195804https://youtu.be/Q0vbtHiXW6U
>>24195811Pretty good midwest emo!>>24195814I've listened to a bit of their stuff before, enjoyed it.>>24195815I didn't expect to like this but I actually didn't mind this vocaloid song. The ending went hard, shame that part didn't go on longer.>>24195817I'm gonna have to check more from them out, liked this a lot.>>24195824Oh we going back to 2013 with this one!>>24195837Goofy ass vocals, but wasn't bad. Hard to beat Dead from Mayhem's vocals. The album cover is fire however!>>24195840Okay, not what I expected. But I like this a lot! xD
I wish I had friends and erp partners but I am too brain damaged to try, so I am going to howiepost about it in the gooner VRC thread instead.
Posting so you know the other aus weren't me lolIf I had more time I'd make a(nother) boy for the meet but ehh maybe next oneAlso bc I thought the candid was nice
>>24195804https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7PE9Z2DoTU&t=3Good morning fellow internet faggots
>>24195804https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4SXQ6fdHqaLxUfndV2PWjP?si=95739bed68f04f51>>24195751yeahroll thru king
>>24195804https://youtu.be/MqW4n05lGlU?si=3tCUH_6F0fep3YmAwho up bullin they heaven
>>24195875Music doko?
>>24195932Didn't have it refreshed was phone posting kekhttps://youtu.be/7xeFcjtnAQ0?si=BPq_lbLogGxwdTGK
good merowning chat
>>24195804https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyhmvAL-iYw
>>24195815your boy is very fuckable as always but that cowprint thong is a downgrade from the previous
>>24195804https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiRyiVgWj6g
>>24195804https://youtu.be/DraMk4_HP0U
>>24195804https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Mi7bamyNqf4&si=8XS4aP8BUONfjUnM
>>24195804https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCHH24bGZh4
>>24195804https://youtu.be/dLxpNiF0YKs?si=GcuHUz6kI2TemkNP
>>24196065YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAHHHH Fellow REM enjoyers
>>24195555just coming to hang out with my boy avatar
>>24196075petting this German cat
>>24195875when are we banging
>>24196099I will allow it
>>24195975good meowning
>>24195804https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jshy2mPDHpw
>>24196123Sodomy is a crime in some places
>>24196065>>24196075>>24196099maowww
>>24195804https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmQjESZgSxI
>>24195804https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swx04-rA1Zo
>>24195804https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vV4zUFFnhms
>>24195804https://youtu.be/cTD8vAzC9Go?si=uF4wB5nh6aSBXy4G Banger? I barely know 'er :3.
>>24195804https://youtu.be/x3kicEsx7g0
>>24193304>>24196276fufu~
>>24196284:3 Didn't wanna wait I've got enough of that
>>24195804https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-Hi-6dgxBs
>>24196286not so smart nyow huh : 3
>>24196301I let it happen
>>24196124Im gonna commit a crime on you
>>24196276damn, this guy looks like they FUCK
>>24196308Fucking your friends next to your dead body again this weekend.
>>24196310aaahhhhhhh
>>24196314Fucking you this weekendWell if I find you
Meow
>>24196316not sure how much I'll be on this weekend, my head and hands are still sore and healing form last weekends accident. Wearing the hmd and controllers may be too much
>>24196319Oh shit, I'm sad to hear that. I hope you recover soon so I can rail you. I would ask what happened but you might not want to share that here.
>>24196320already posted a photo of it when it happend in /trash/. I fell while holding a glass and smashed it, cutting up my hands and head. Have a nice black eye and 6 stitches in my hand and head that i need to get removed on friday
>>24196324Crikey, did you get any tendon or nerve damage?It's time to switch to a sippy cup I'm afraid. No joke, get a no-spill sippy cup for use in VR. Or something with a flip up straw and a screw top that won't fall off - depends what you usually drink. Either way glass has no place near VR
>>24194489>>24194503>>24194514 Play Project plus. It's brawl but all the garbage taken out like slipping.
>>24196330i was lucky and missed everything important, so I'm fine it's just a bit sore. You're not the first person to suggest that, so probably will get some plastic cups
>>24196335Phew, glad to hear it. Definitely get at least something plastic. Open top containers are spill risks so eventually that liquid will land on something electronic, even if plastic still.
>>24195804https://youtu.be/DwdSZ0Fps6M?si=xiwn7zqppLfJmuck
Does anyone want to play bf6? I'm bored after work.
>>24196430How much is the game?I need something new I can play ...
>>2419644070€, you should've bought it when it was on sale
>>24196464FUCK maybe i can get a cheap sale keyAre these kind of grey market accounts banned or something, why else would it be soo cheap
>>24195804https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qB6XdAkkAohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZwSqX6J5hshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yP4qdefD2ToThrow these into Spotify and the playlist will make itself
>>24196474I've never tried, but I wouldn't count on it working
>>24196474Usually stolen credit cards, scammed/stolen gift cards, charge backs, etc... Might not be banned immediately, but it'll probably get nuked eventually.
>>24196430i play a lil but its kinda dogshit bro
>>24196487I'll play bf4, too...
>>24196488the better game
>>24196488goodluck getting me into any custom battlefield lobby filled to the brim with 30+ year old power tripping faggots that boot me the moment they see someone with over 150ping
>>24196430I'm probably gonna be playing FH6 when it comes out
>>24195804https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIRxkyLK20U
>>24196494don't be born australian next time
>>24195804https://youtu.be/hgNnL1rB9NI?si=D29BNOVEL2vNexLn>>24196474I bought one of those when Baldur's Gate 3 came out because it was only $20 and never had any issues, you can just add it to your family sharing and play on your main account just fine (though I think they changed it so that you need to be in the same store region to family share so you can't do that anymore). I think the reason they're so cheap is because they buy the games in regions like Ukraine.
>>24196522i would take this over being a euro or mutt any spawn
>>24195804https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4hNyARBf28
>>24195804https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FHdMWgmNxuUreally into shoegaze recently..
>>24196530Enjoy playing with chinks and Filipinos then.
>>24196540There's always drinking at 5 o'clock when us American's are already deep into the bender
>>24196540as opposed to playing with the french, the spanish, the brits, the danes, the swedes, the polish, cheating russians and ping spoofing chinks and worst of all the germans
>>24196548Maybe playing competitive lobby FPS games is just not the best way to spend your time then?
>>24196540we dont get them in OCE servers :)also what >>24196548 said
>>24196559annnnnnd just like that you move the goalpost i sleep
>>24196559>>24196562I think the joke of hating all the Euros just went under.
>>24196569i dont know all the euros i just saw those countries and nodded my head..,
>>24196569In my experience only Russians and Poles are bad so yeah, it did.
Aussies are a gamble in matched competitive gaming. 50% of the time they’re fine, the other 50% they’re just shitposters. This is why competitive gaming in teams is dumb. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
>>24196585they're ok sometimesholy fuck switching to my cachy install was a mistake with these captchas
it's crazy how much I love her...can't stop thinking about her all day long
>>24196954Well of course an Aussie would say Aussies are okay.
>they made getting new Pokemon in the new Pokemon game a gachaGrim...
>>24197099dude SHUT UP
>>24197108Wanna open some TCG boosters with me to really feel it?
>>24195804https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAP9AF6DCu4
>>24197181god I would ju- wait this is the ID and flag thread
>>24197187Kiss me next time you see me use this avatar I will kiss back.
>>24197193no I'm too scared to
>>24195804https://youtu.be/Wi_TijO5XsM
can someone explain the vrchat erp shit for me? is it really just two (or more) guys with cute girl avatars doing dryhump animations?are they not put off by the voices or does everyone use voice changers?how do you masturbate with a giant fucking tv strapped to your head?
hop on the finals
>>24197211I don't think I'm very gay especially not in comparison to some of the people here but when you have a really cute anime girl bouncing on it naked you tend to pop a boner, regardless of the voice coming out of her.> dryhump animationsThere's probably stuff like that, but most people use fullbody tracking so it's real dryhumping motions being made IRL rather than an animation.
>>24197212>nexon
>>24197219i mean yeah i thought that but doesn't it make it even harder to jerk off at the same timei think just talking in that situation would make me INCREDIBLY self-conscious
>>24197230>i mean yeah i thought that but doesn't it make it even harder to jerk off at the same timeYeah kind of I think most people use like onaholes or something, I'm still somewhat of a newfag so I can't really speak for the general populous. I personally find it somewhat awkward because for FBT there's a hip tracker and having a belt around your waist (said hip tracker) kind of makes it hard to reach that general area if you know what I'm saying.
free from work yay
>>24197211>are they not put off by the voicesI like male voices so no.>how do you masturbate with a giant fucking tv strapped to your head?An onahole, it's not like you have to look at your cock to fap.What >>24197219 said but more of a wet, tight humping with an onahole or onahip. FBT is nice and some anons here have dangerously arousing movements.>>24197237If it will still be tracked with your setup, you could recalibrate with your tracker belt on your side or back.
>>24195804Technically avatarfagging :3Also trashy remix but still like it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcsWkLgOU74
>>24197276oh i've never owned any sex toys i just think they'd end up being disgusting and hard to cleanand i get the bisexual thing but straight guys do it too. (i think)i do have a vr headset somewhere but no idea if it would work now since i swapped to linux
>>24195804https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mC54hvmHWR4
>>24197321Onaholes are incredibly easy to clean. If you're that worried you could get that tenga flip everyone was talking about that splits into two pieces. It flips open iirc.>i get the bisexual thing but straight guys do it too. (i think)Yeah, no clue. I've always been bi. A lot of anons have really, really nice voices...>i do have a vr headset somewhere but no idea if it would work now since i swapped to linuxThere's a few anons here on linux! Maybe you can get it working and come say hi. Which headset do you have anyway?
>>24197277I haven't played more of ccRO yet because I am very lazy when it comes to the early game of RO being unable to even afford White Potions...
>>24195804https://youtu.be/9rd8eSrsMdY?si=rMlnoDF9u3_xNxKC&t=894
>>24197340Be a meat or fresh fish gamer. There are cards that boost their healing amount and are good budget options.
>>24197337i have a psvr2, i had it working on windows before but not messed with it recently. ive never actually played vrchat i mostly used it for elite dangerous
>>24197350Nyooo... I could probably go farm Desert Wolves with Auto Berserk and Spear Boomerang but I hate using Auto Berserk
>>24197321>i just think they'd end up being disgusting and hard to cleanI was about to ask if you had serious trouble cleaning your own body or brushing your teeth but you are British so
>>24197381i dont put my laundry in the bath
>>24197383Huh
>>24197404laundry goes in washing machineme goes in bathwhere does sex toy go? ive never owned one. i guess you're supposed to hand wash it?
>>24197406>where does sex toy go?Dry Cleaner
>>24197406Yeah you go to the sink, pour some warm water in it, then add the soap, then you start fucking it again to get the soap sudsy and to clean the insides and your dick at the same time. Just make sure you don't cum again or else it'll be for nothing and you have to start over.
>>24197406hand wash with dish soap
>>24197412>>24197417you guys are funny, thanks. got a chuckle out of me
>>24197406[3C] -Drying-Take a soft washcloth or towel and pat dry the outside, don't wipe it since that can cause abrasion damage, microfiber works great here.To dry the inside you have a few options. -Chopstick Method- Wrap a paper towel around something long and thin like a chopstick, insert into the hole, and give it a squeeze to ensure the paper towel absorbs all of the moisture. -Drying Stick- Drying sticks are made of diatomaceous earth which is highly porous, highly absorbent, reusable, and can be used the same way as the chopstick method. Give the stick a good rinse and let it fully air dry to keep it working effectively. -Air Pump- Aquarium air pumps are a largely hands off method to dry the interior of a hole. You will need the pump itself and some tubing which can be purchased cheaply. Snake the tubing to the back of the hole and make sure there is space from the back to the entrance for the air to flow out of, turn the pump on and in a few hours you will have a dry hole. IMPORTANT: If you have a TPE hole make sure that your tubing is NOT made of silicone. Silicone and TPE react on contact and you risk the tubing fusing with your hole.
>>24197412hey now, we call him Henry the hoover
>>24195804https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JWYSXrTfd4>>24193975uh huh
>>24197629Hello again Ukraine
>>24197629this is a mayo made for sex
>>24195804https://youtu.be/HcsW8d14CrM
Reminder that jerking it to his voice in a discord call independently of VR still isn't gay since you know him as an anime girl
>>24197760levels of copium through the roof
Reminder that jerking it to his voice in a discord call independently of VR is still gay homo camp bender bumlicker aids carrying FAGGOTTTT SHITTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>24197760that's the most gay of all!
>>24197760
>>24197760do goyim really?
>>24195859This movie in 3D at the movie theatres was insane!>>24195879Sounds like an anime intro xD>>24195918Okay this is actually peak... I only listened to 15 minutes for now, but I'm def gonna listen to this whole thing at some point!>>24195962I love this band, I've only heard a few of their songs before. This one was fire! I love metalcore, brings me back to my teen years.>>24196010Probably the best song I've been sent, thank you.>>24196043What the fuck was this music video? Chill and groovy tho.>>24196045We love incelcore! Honestly not what I expected you to listen to, lol.>>24196051Not bad but def not for me. xD>>24196054https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EBdyzirvRA
>>24196065Hell yeah! R.E.M.!>>24196123This was indeed a song.>>24196138Okay maybe Fr*nch "people" aren't so bad...>>24196247Okay this is definitely not for me, lol. This is like some OSU music.>>24196273Was interesting.>>24196276Fuck yes, Y2K trance! I didn't know this one, but it's fire!>>24196279I forgot I was listening to someone elses music after a bit in this one, really good!>>24196300Another song def not for me. I love hardstyle, but this is not it for me. xD>>24196379I FUCKING LOVE KEN ISHII! I've sampled his music in a few of my own tracks before. I love his music under his alias "Flare" the most.
>>24196012You're probably not to happy about how the texture is stretched over my girthy nutsack, same as me. b-but it's got all these cute bows and garters a-a-an-and i finally added collision so you can stop complaining about not being able to play with my balls plz be nice to me
>>24197752Smacking my cock on your face until you cum
>>24196483We love post-grunge and 90s alt>>24196505Not what I expected someone from the UK to listen to...>>24196524Idk what to think of this song desu. Maybe I'm listening to too much music.>>24196532The music in this anime is really good. I haven't watched the 2nd season yet tho.>>24196534Add me! Let's talk about shoegaze! I listen to way too much shoegaze! I actually never heard of this one before, so thank you!>>24197181Bro really dropped this banger of a song, made a second album that flopped, and never made another album after that.>>24197205FUCK YES, SNEAKER PIMPS! Bring back trip-hop!
>>24197277Also not really for me, very anime intro-esque tho, lol.>>24197323Didn't listen to the whole thing, but def cozy sounding.>>24197349My Ukrainian friend would love this.>>24197629I forgot all about this band, lol.>>24197752Only listened to the first few minutes, not bad but also not what I'd go out of my way to listen to.And now I'm done for today, thank you all for the music.
>>24197752My wife I cum in every night
>>24197846based
>>24197826I think it's very cute! Nice balls bro. I'd jingle them like some baby keys. :3
Reminder that jerking it to a video he sends you where he strokes himself sloppy style with a bunch of lube making a big mess everywhere and lots of squishy noises before finally sticking it in his onahole and pumping that shit on his cock making incredibly lewd squelching noises until he busts a fat creamy load and pulls out to show his nut dripping from the toy still isn't gay because you know him as an anime girl.
>>24197856Describe your deck in 3-4 sentences max.
>>24197866Lyse equip gear get double strike swing for 400 commander damage
going through all the textures i have to see if i can find a better cow-print for the panties but it's looking grim..
>>24196474i always buy from g2a, it works every time for me. just avoid their dodgy practices like signing up for monthly subscriptions or similar.
>>24197211>are they not put off by the voices or does everyone use voice changers?i'm a faggot and i get off to hearing boys moaning and cumming while i wrap my legs around their hips.
>>24197211Sadly, basically no one uses a voice changer!
>>24197865Kinda unironically though. If you self insert as the guy when you watch jerk off vids, it's not really gay if you're thinking "man I bet that feels good/relieving." It's like cringing when someone does something embarrassing or getting angry when you see someone else bullied.
>>24197406>where does sex toy go?in the butt
>>24197826need to gnaw on those huge nipples while i jerk you off
>>24197892Yeah. Or if you pretend you're a girl about to service that cock, and you're sitting there with your mouth open and tongue out panting like a dog. That's not gay either.
>>24197836holy meowly>>24197852bro I jerk off too much for that stop lying
>>24197906It's a little humiliating, but not really gay if you actually see yourself as a girl during the act. I just can't really convince myself that my bottom boywife is gay.
>>24196534hey um so um like would you top me and then give aftercare yapping and cuddles about your autistic special interests..?
>>24197752where cock
>>24196534Counter deal, let me top you and make out with you while we talk about autistic interests and shoegaze!
>>24197935it was mismatched and I didn't like how the cock photo turned out but here I suppose, I think I fixed it in my most recent upload but didn't look at it yet in game
>>24197938nigga how about we all have sex and group cuddle/yap?
oh boy i cannot wait for some competitive lobby FPS games this fine morning
>>24197946yknow if you squint real hard your ID looks like it says pinoy :^)
>>24197941What if you smacked it on my face haha...
>>24197946I can't wait to soak my keyboard in contact cleaner and play the finals :3
>>24197948not forgiving this transgression
>hit bump limitIt's fucking over
>>24197941blue
>>24197918>>24197938message/talk to me more first and i'll think about it :>here's another shoegaze band i've been listening to:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdRBN4w95aMalso, which hair should I use?
>>24198006NTA but I think 3 looks the cutest but it might just be that picture in particular, 1 isn't terrible either but those are just my tastes.
>>24198006the bangs from #3 are cute but #1 has the right amount of volume in the back
>>24198006I'm the opposite of the other anon. I like the bangs from 1 but the back of 3.
>>24198006what >>24198018 saidregardless holy sex
>>24198006Perhaps add a side ponytail
This nigga needs his stummy bulged while wearin' this bnuuy suit
>>24198215hi jones
>>24198018>>24198015they both look good imobut i think i might be leaning towards >>24198018
>>24198215trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>24198006i've enjoyed talking to you when i've gotten the chance, so i'll make sure to!!
>>24198216hi a
What are the signs he is/was cheating?
>>24198219imagine a raspberry here
>>24197913Cum in my mouth and I'll kiss you with it
>>24197941We should see how it would look in my mouth haha...
>>24198006I like the front of 1 but the back of 3! To choose one tho, probably 3. Also, can I add you on Discord if I can find you to talk to you more? :3https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbgWjujwvwo
>>24198273what the helly>>24198318ok but that means putting my headset on and overheating
>>24198367>what the hellyGet cum kissed, faglord!>ok but that means putting my headset on and overheatingI erped without ac once
>>24198368>without ac>once>americanwrites itselfI don't even have a single fan outside of my pc
>>24198370Yeah, you're getting molested
>>24198367>ok but that means putting my headset on and overheatingok what if instead you yapped to me in VC then?
>>24198382me being a prude autist in public half the time usually prevents this>>24198397sounds gaybed time
good morning faggots
>>24198398Good night my New Zealand queen>>24198400Morning homo
>>24198398I'm the same way in public. Good night, faggot.>>24198400Good morning, faggot!
>>24198215he's so retarded <3
>>24198398rest well m8 good games must be tiring getting sexpested all the time >>24198400gumo
>>24198405I only harass him because I know he won't feed into it
>>241982183 front 1 back, it shows more of your cute face!
>>24198407thats ok i still think you're gross
>>24198362sure, i'm thinkingowl on discordhave a song from my favourite japan band:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ja51wkRM5Q8
>>24198410I'm aware
