had a horny dream last night about being mating pressed and all day i have been unable to stop thinking about sex and pizzathank you for reading my horny blog that will be all
>>24203991stop thinking
>>24204019sorry>>24204039no ;_;
>>24203991I never had a bottom moment. Why were you thinking about pizza? Were there multiple people mating press you in your fantasy?
>>24204039brains can't listen they don't have ears
>>24204055SAAAAAAAAAAR
cumburper
makei t stop
>>24204091>hawaiian pizza
>>24204100
>>24204091I don't think I have had a top moment either. Longing for Hawaiian pizza in a cold climate makes sense.I'm not good at conversing with bottoms and twinks. Sorry.
>>24204091Wait a minute. You're not OP. You people all look the same to me.
>>24204113im not good at conversing sorry
>>24204135>>>24204119 (You)>no im not tommy but we are on the same team <3Is this true?>>24204140I only follow a few /bant/ers desu. The only group I can't handle are the Europeans since they're bleak.
>>24203991>when the bottom reveals his armpits while you mating press himits hot
>>24205182thank you for bumping this thread from page 10 to share this very important information
>>24205197your welcomeim glad someone appreciates my contribution to the discussion
>>24205210you should stop contributing forever in my opinion
>>24205225contibute armpits now, contribute armpits tomorrow, forever contributing armpits
>>24205242stfu now, stfu tomorrow, stfu forever
>>24205249make me
>>24205252i would but killing u with a rock is illegal unfortunately
vvvghh i lost all my de razor blades so i had to use a disposable razor
>>24205252i will beat you to death with a 21 pin cannon connector and defile your grave
>>24205315based de blade enjoyer
>>24205376>bottom makes threats of violencecute
>>24205292i guess my comment to tommy (>>24205802) applies to you as well
melonade goons to these threads
>>24203991
>>24203991No
>>24206195>its very threateningit might be threatening in nature but it doesnt threaten me because the only bottoms i find intimidating are gigahons and thats just because they are erratic and uppity irl
>>24206195feather hi stainless platinum coated razor blades >>24205804>>24206285i'm not uppity
>>24206520>i ᵃᵐ ᵛᵉʳʸ ᵗʰʳᵉᵃᵗᵉninᵍ....ʷʰᵉn i ʷᵃnᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵉ....those words are too tiny for me to be intimidating by them. Did you chose smol words to match your smol pp or was there another reason?its okay i dont mind smol pps
>>24203991meanwhile i had a dream last night where i was escaping a collapsing building and saw a little girl sitting and when i asked her why she's not running she said she was waiting for her mother so i said it was dangerous and she should come with me. on our way out we were stopped by a demonic-looking woman. i asked her who she was and she said her name was [insert ancient, evil-sounding name] and then i told her to let us go and she said something that hinted she wanted to eat the little girl and then i woke up covered in sweat
>>24206641>i woke up covered in sweatim contemplating the aroma
go to discord
>>24206520shower time stinky >>24206576big pps are overrated
this site is so fucked
>>24205809>melonade goons to these threadsbig if true
>>24206687>big pps are overratedim not a bottom so i dont mind if the pp is big or smol>even if i have to be on my toes to be eye to eyethat sounds submissive
i want vegan chicken nuggets but i am too lazy to get up and cook themi'm also too lazy to alt tab and tell this to someone who cares so now i'm making my blog posts in the mating press thread thank you for your attention
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well that was stupid as fuck -___-
>>24205809will melonade ever respond to the allegations ???
>>24205809Who's melonade?
>>24206641scaryi once had a dream that we were building some kind of new super ship in the shipyard that was supposed to be the largest vessel ever built and i went inside and it was literally the black mesa research facility it was even rendered in unantialiased 32bit 3d graphics>>24206792i will make you vegan chicken nuggets when you wake up gn sweet prince sweet mating press dreams>>24207108bumping so melonade responds to these allegations
>>24207444nice trips faggot
>>24206792>vegan chicken nuggetsEAT THE MEAT
>>24208899make me
>>24208907
>>24208913i can't even tell what that's supposed to be
>>24208916its a "Real Chicken" ™ nugget
>>24208926scary image maybe because he's making direct eye contact instead of looking at the meat thing
>>24208926die
why this board is so gay
>>24209116idgi
>>24209122it's all german anon fault He turned all of you into faggots
