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YOUR TAKING TOO LONG (TO POST)
*doms your servers*
/hap/ one year agohttps://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/22561226
Seems like Cloudflare issues maybe?(Took 48 seconds to post this btw)
>>24215724https://youtu.be/DbpgTxI3my8?list=PLGjA3kHfN3_W6XU4f1vpWs0PB0iQephOi
>>24215718so mad that it happened when i was asleep.nothing interesting ever happens during daylight GMT hours
>RGB>Byefun>>24215726lol
>>24215721>Identified - Cloudflare is observing possible network congestion in the Eastern America and EU. We are working to mitigate impact to Internet users in these regions.>Apr 14, 2026 - 13:06 UTCDoes seem to be Cloudflare
>>24215718After the hack happened and the site went down, I left the tab open, then took this screenshot in case it never came back
>>24215733I'm still seething about the fact that I missed one of the greatest happenings in 4chan history
>>24215732It happening on the exact anniversary of the hack is pretty hilarious in any case. Also:>No longer down for maintenance!
>>24215733we didn't listen...
>>24215739
>>24215739>The 4chan Happenings thread is empty, useless, and worthless and covered in dust because nothing ever happensHe didn't listen...
>>24215733show us what's in your thread watcher brother
>>24215744Kek. I want a tsundere artsy tumblrina who complains about my problematic opinions but still secretly loves me.
fuck cuckflare man
>>24215707There's an interesting happening I witnessed on /lgbt/ a year ago that I've never heard any anons bring up.Essentially, OP was a tranny posting from inside a psych ward in Virginia. They posted a photo of themselves and a bunch of photos and posts about what life was like inside. They said that they were in the psych ward because they had stabbed their father to death during a psychotic episode after their father had forced them to consume a large amount of drugs. Another thing OP mentioned was that they were breaking the rules by posting on 4chan; they had somehow managed to get a device with Internet access into the ward.I was skeptical but I managed to find a news article about the incident which contained a photo of the perpetrator. The photo matched the selfie posted by OP confirming that their story was legit and they really were in a psychiatric facility for stabbing their father.Anyway, here's where it gets interesting. Towards the end of the thread, someone posted a screenshot of another forum where users were attempting to doxx OP. They were contacting every psychiatric hospital in Virginia and telling them about the thread in an attempt to get OP in trouble and have their Internet access taken away,Then to my immense disappointment, the thread died. I have no idea what happened after this. I still don't know which forum was shown in the screenshot posted in the thread of anons doxxing OP, but I assume it was the Sharty. I would love to know what happened next, and if OP was actually got in trouble. Sadly the story ends there.Here's the thread if you want to read it yourself: https://archived.moe/lgbt/thread/39388588/
>>24215754Unfortunately we betrayed Tumblr, not the other way aroundIf you've ever used Tumblr they capture more of /b/'s old spirit than most modern 4chan boards do and I'm not kidding at all
>>24215754was this made by gloomypunks?
Just apply everything you know today to the present, since it's so important.This kind of thinking doesn't even make sense because everything you know today is the result of everything you didn't know back then, so wanting to change the past is just an idea that you shouldn't have gone through everything you went through, which is foolish.Forgive yourself and accept that things were as they were. Every second you spend thinking about it is a valuable second that you stop spending on something more important (for example, something that will prevent your future self from thinking the exact same thing about your current self).What guarantee do you have that your next self won't have the same kind of regret about your current self (which you think you already know enough)? There's no guarantee at all. However, now that you know this phenomenon is real, it's possible, so you can at least try to project into the future things that could generate regret for not having fought for them in the present, and once you know them, start getting rid of them to prevent the cycle from perpetuating
>>24215761>If you've ever used Tumblr they capture more of /b/'s old spirit than most modern 4chan boards[citation needed]
>>24215760Man I wish I went to a Psych ward growing up...
>>24215721>>24215732My delay for captcha and posting is exactly 30.0 seconds. Every single time. If it was a cloudflare issue, surely this delay would be more randomized. And we would also have similar delays with loading the pages, but somehow only captcha and posting are affected.No, this is clearly some bullshit the dev added on 4chan's backend.
>>24215832My citation is "using Tumblr", ever since the Great /pol/ & Radfem Flight over to Twitter because of the porn ban they've bred a pretty successful meme and shitpost culture reminiscent of an older 4chan that doesn't take itself seriously
>>24215896>And we would also have similar delays with loading the pagesI'm pretty sure cloudflare is only used on captchas, frontpage and various "protected" pages like 4chan.org/banned
activity kill. Also holy fuck this delay is insane, hopefully it's fixed soon
>>24215899It's a tier list of boards with the most patience or highest levels of 4chan addiction. (excluding /bant/ because of moved threads)
>>24215736I was just taking a break from 4chan at the time, so I missed it. But it was like nothing happened. Mostly, seems like 4chan is slower (as in less posters) after the hack, but I don't mind it that much.
>>24215896Is it possible cloudfare is rate limiting the captcha shit to punish 4chan for noncompliance with the brit/aussie court ruling stuff? In any case it's nuts that there hasn't been any kind of announcement that something fucky is going on.
4CHAN IS DYING AND (YOU) KILLED IT
>>24215906>/pol/ that low>/b/ is even lowerAnd no one is surprised.
test
>>24215906> /bant/ at 4x normal traffic for this time of daywhat in tarnation
>click on Get Captcha>get bored waiting, go to other tab>come back>Captcha Expired
Protip: click the Get Captcha button BEFORE you type out your post.
>request captcha>wait 30s for captcha>click on the wrong captcha shape by accident>realize it immediately>there's no way to go back and correct your mistake>hit post>takes 30 seconds to register incorrect captcha>request captcha>takes 30 seconds to tell me I requested a captcha too soon and gives me a 30 second timer to request a captcha again
>>24215909That would be funny but seems unlikely.
>>24215921Heh I tried that. Text area loses focus halfway through a word.
>>24215896For me it's between 23 and 33, usually about 28-29. Yes I've been counting with a stopwatch.
>>24215919You can't use /bant/ as an example because when a /pol/ thread gets moved it considers each post within the moved thread to be a new post. So if a thread had 200 posts then /bant/ gets the activity boost from 200 posts made at the exact same time.
>>24215979you can press F12, and get exact timings from the dev console
>>24215906Wait so all of the uncs who larp about /a/ still be full of dedicated oldfags who can't move on are right?
>>24215983lol really? Test
Just dropping in to say that whatever new stuff they got, it's strong, I got a "Posting from your IP range has been temporarily blocked due to abuse" message on my desktop and I haven't seen one of those (on desktop) in like 4 years.
>>24215985>38.19s
>>24215985~38 secs for me
Why are they going this hard on getting rid of spammers, proxyfags, etc NOW anyway? This doesn't make sense with what people theorized about why they removed the IP counter
>>24215980I see, I didn't know this
>>24215991>Why are they going this hard on getting rid of spammers, proxyfags, etc NOW anyway?too many people learnt about the proxy after the hack, making CP spam worse
>>24215991it makes sense if you think they want to kill the site for good
>>2421598536,14s for me
https://youtu.be/7xDGnM0Bsd8?si=jYobFm5_X5n8NAN2
4chan revolution when? seriously, the old 4chan would have hacked the shit out of everything if this happened then. now we're just sitting here like good little puppies. just look at /b/ day for example. they enforced some rules and they revolted. why are we such slaves?
>>24215991>why they removed the IP counterBecause the b*skin r*berts spammer kept getting called out for samefagging.>verification successful, waiting for 4chanWell that's new.
>>24216002I don't know why people believe this. From all of the hacks and leaks, I overwhelmingly came away with the idea that the administration are disinterested fools, but no real conspiracy or venom was really prevalent. >>24216024Revolt against what though
>>24216032>Because the b*skin r*berts spammer kept getting called out for samefagging.There's no way they did that over one dude, even an incredibly prolific spammer like that guy.
>>24216032>>verification successful, waiting for 4chanwhat?
>>24215920same...
>>24216033against this fuckass administration for ruining this site. it's seriously egregious what they have done. and now with this new maintenance it's completely killed 4chan. assuming that this is not 4chan's doing to cut back on the spammers and proxyfags and bots and stuff.we should mass flock to altchans. hack the site to oblivion or something. idk, just something the old 4chan would have done. for the epic lulz or something
>>24216055anon this is retarded
>>24216055>we should mass flock to altchansle epic old 4chan did this at least twice but for some reason everyone came back eventually
>>24216064>some reasonWe are all broken bucks in need of the next dopamine hit.
>>24216055I told you, and I warned you from the very first /bant/ happening thread. Peace in our time, do you hear that? The blessed silence? It is nice is it not? > ⧉ ? ⧉ x?॥ ◼...⊖ ...https://youtu.be/RQz1Ilgy4IQ?si=ry98mcJ_Vvdg3mKC[You felt a strange egg shaped slipped into your pocket] [There is not a poster here]
>>24216024>>24216055major problem is actually getting people to agree on anything
>>24215906Updated. /bant/ collapsed without a fresh /pol/ import. Looks like gacha addicts are also the biggest 4chan addicts. Paging a psychologist to the happenings thread.
>>24216024isnt sharty like old 4chan minus the pedophilia
>without
>>24216142Minus?
>>24216142lmao no
>>24216138this is probably it. a little sad that we can't agree on anything. 4chan is a cesspool of different tribes that all hate eachother.>>24216142the sharty sucks so much. i would have joined it, if it wasn't for the fact that they're insufferable to be around. fucking captcha taking so long
>>24215899>>242159064chan is saved
the fuck is going on with the captcha being incredibly slow
>>24216336>the fuck is going on with the captcha being incredibly slowthe strait of 4chuz is getting blocked as we speak by the british pirates
>Yeah, let's make posting for users take so fucking long the spammers won't want to post. Surely this won't backfireRapeape is a fucking retard.
passfag here, no captcha obviously but posts are still taking longer to go through
>>24216313>>24216327the sharty specifically calls out gooners and even did an operation. remember operation no nut november?>>24216328its hilarious doe
it's clearly not intentional retardsprobably a kid trying to be funny by ddosing on the hack anniversary
>>24216353>ddosing>cloudflare
>>24216142Literally the opposite, newfag central for d*scord kids.
>>24216350Yeah I remember how puritan 4chan used to be in the old days.
>>24216142>minus
I cannot believe they still haven't fixed this shit, is this just forever now?
>>24216368>is this just forever now?hopefully, jem
>>24216350>I'm a closeted faggot Zoomer born in 2007 who's prone to addiction and cannot cope with the fact I can't stop jerking off even if I wanted to, which is why I will go to the CP infested shithole of an imageboard to moralfag and dox literal-whos as if I'm not going to jerk off to porn 3 days after this operation is over, the minimum age to use it is 16 despite Nikocado Avocado's asshole and NSFW content being posted nearly every single day (BUT DA EPI DOE)
>Bitching about the sharty being ran by pedos>When 4chan was created by one if Epsteins friends and has active pedos on this websiteThrowing stones in glass houses or something.
>>24216350Kuz literally e-dated an underaged Argentianian tranny, while also running a campaign of CSAM spammer with a group of people who got girls as young as 10 to cut fansigns into her pelvis, burn her hamster, and kill her cat; while also owning and overseeing the G3 community. The sharty has no room for claiming non goonerism, even ironically, because it was quite literally filled to the gills with actual, unironic, and unrepentant pedophiles who still, to this day, are posting in this fucking general.
>>24216380>>When 4chan was created by one if Epsteins friendsmoot was a victim, not a "friend"
>>24216380there's sharty splinters dedicated to cp
>>24216383as far as we know he wasn't even a victim, he just talked to epstein once
i just realised i quoted >without and not >minus lmao i'm so blind
>>24216389I know, I just wasn't trying to argue in good faith against something posted in bad faith Didn't moot break his vow of silence by contacting journos and saying that he had nothing to do with Esptein?
>>24216381The craziest part is that he accused the jarty of doing all that when lute was totally innocent just because he was scared of having competition and now the jartycuck meme has made ꜱoyteen splinter sites synonymous with pedophilia
>>24216380>>When 4chan was created by one if Epsteins friendsa fucking leaf
>>24216383>>24216387>>24216389Yeah, that's totally explains why moot let snacks just allow CP to be posted freely to "troll" users.
>>24216392>ꜱoyteen didn't get filteredwhatonionsonionsbasedjakbasedteen
>>24216380Was this moot's first public commentary on anything 4chan related since he stepped down? >But according to moot himself, Epstein had nothing to do with what happened on the site:>Epstein had nothing to do with the reintroduction of a politics board to 4chan, nor anything else related to the site. The decision to add the board was made weeks beforehand, and the board was added almost 24 hours prior to a first, chance encounter at a social event. His assistant reached out to me afterward, and I met with him one time for an unmemorable lunch meeting. This happened at a time when I was meeting hundreds of people a month while speaking and networking at tech events. I did not meet him again nor maintain contact. I regret having ever encountered him at all, and have deep sympathy for all of his victimshttps://archive.ph/1SVuB#selection-1689.0-1703.137
>>24216392>>24216398>LATIN LETTER SMALL CAPITAL Shuh
>>24216397you mean when he was a teenager 20 years ago?
>>24216401I think he's using those filter bypassing tools
>>2421598530.50s
yournamehere on irc said the delay was due to the server being sluggish and " mods rasslin' in the server room again " and to wait warmly
>>24216410screenshot?
>>24216411
>>24216410Are these new backend servers or did a update fuck up?
>>24216415>>24216416that's what you get when you replace industry-standard of Mac Minis with a stack of Macbook Neos
>>24216410>and to wait warmlywarmly? nigga im gonna get fried over hereaaahhhh
>>24216416the slugs were hungry
>>24216416>Are these new backend serversolder actuallycould you imagine?
>>24216415>mods gives unsolicited touhou reference when asked wtf is going ontranny website
Am I crazy or is it getting even slower as US primetime arrives?
>>24216427kill yourself faggot
>>24216430>everyone requesting captchas makes a sluggish server even slowerMaybe. I'm still getting ~30 second response times for CAPTCHAs.
>>24216434>>everyone requesting captchasdoesn't explain passfags also getting rape limited
>>24216430>Am I crazyyes
do you guys think they made it slower to get out the newfags or something similar? because the only people that remain are bots/spammers/schizos and only a spoonful of actual people compared to yesterday. regular users won't bother to actually use the site when it's this slow and bad. the thing we do know is that the mods are complete and utter retards. covid really made everybody so damn stupid
>>24216410why don't they ever use the announcement system for this
>>24216464not gonna lie to you, little fuckboy fella. you have made 4 posts thus far and each of them has been dogshitdidn't your parents teach you to feel ashamed of this nonsense?
>>24216466maintenance is supposed over, can't you see?
>>24216458testingeven resubmitting my credentials took 30 seconds each to load the page and confirm
>>24216464A change of guards seems to have happened recently. For example, there was the Fire Emblem ironman relay thread series on /v/, basically, people passing each other a save file and trying to beat FE6 chapter by chapter, documenting the progress with screenshots as they went. The mods figured it's a general, started deleting the threads, and dishing out warning because how dare you play videogames on /v/. In last year's relay we got a few threads randomly pruned, and something like commented playthroughs or people randomly playing XCOM with anon input was never out of line on the board.Then right after that I got a day ban from /tg/, which is totally fair, I was out of line and shouldn't talk politics there, but it's still a very funny post to get banned for in particular.
>>24216466>why don't they ever use the announcement syste—its captcha filtered them
>>24216474
>>>/vip/140000very appropriate
>>24216481>spend money to bypass captcha>still have to wait 60 seconds to post anythingwomp womp
No longer down for maintenance!
Anybody else having issues with posting? I'm not sure if it has something to do with my pass.
>>24216503read the thread for your answer
>>24216503>Anybody else having issues with posting?pfft
>>24216505yeah yeah, by the time my post got uploaded I already saw that people are having similar issues.
>>24216500>still 30 seconds for the captchasad sad sad sad
>>24216503works on my machine
what's happening fo-ohwhy is Timeline on bibanon.org/4chan/History still silent about this?
Did something like this really have to happen on today of all days?
>>24216534The power of>CHICKEN JOCKEYlingers on let's hope it doesn't stay like this for 10 days
