30+ only thread.
>>24226767I’m 36 and I think only god forgives is absolute kino
>>24226768Watched it when I was so high I was basically a vegetable and it was a religious experience.
>>24226769Blade runner 2049 is also a really good high movie
>>24226768>>24226769>>24226770>dude weed!Wow, you millennials are so cool.
>>24226767Is frogposting a 30 year old activity? I think I was too old to get into it when it kicked off.
Something I’ve noticed, millennials typically have the most unfunny and cringe humor I witness of all the generations that I speak to (as a gen Z, born 2000). I guess you could kind of say it’s the stereotypical le Reddit humor. What was it about being born in the 80s and 90s that caused this? Another common theme of millennial humor is being very self deprecating.
>>24226772I really like the frog. He has a mind of his own, you know.
>>24226767As little as 10 years before I was born, television still looked grainy and was just as often in black and white as in color.
>>242267736 7 skibidi
>>24226774I used to be pretty sour on him. But I've mellowed out over the years. It's fine. There's worse I guess.
Let me spoil aging for you. Even if it’s not bad for you personally, you look good, you’re in shape, you’re wealthy, you’re healthy, you’re well read and maybe have some cool/useful skills…wow everything is great! That won’t be the case for most people around you in your age cohort and you’ll increasingly find yourself at worst attending a lot of funerals and at best doing a whole lot of shit alone. The best case scenario is you meet other people of your status and you all become like vampires traveling the world, doing more or less whatever you want, waiting to hear about someone new dying, and ultimately waiting your turn. That’s assuming you’re one of the healthy and successful ones. Otherwise you’re the person who needs to go to the doctors to the get their asshole fixed every month or who can’t eat spicy food or it causes you to piss blood. It’s horrible no matter where you end up.
>>24226768I'm 40 and really liked some of the scenes/music, but overall it's just okay.
>>24226771>Wow, you millennials are so cool.It's the zoomers who are more generationally attached to weed. They vastly prefer it to drinking. Millennials are drunks, "dude weed!" is you guys.
47.Fuck you youngins.
>>24226771>Back then doing weed wasn't tge thing to do because it was the thing to do, it was the thing to do because it got you highDon't conflate us all with that faggot Seth rogan.
>>24226767I'm a 31 year old NEET and I'm super boredI don't even watch movies or TV anymore, just YouTube.
>>2422678143 here.How's your prostate?
>>24226773Millennials started most of the online humor in its nascent days. Things were simple then, and so was the humor. It evolved, but people largely stay the same behaviorally. Millennials on the whole are less cringe now, but back in the day that humor wasn't so cringe because people generally had a positive and optimistic outlook on life and the trajectory of their nations. Zoomers hate it because they've been trauma bonded into watching their nations fail in real time so they've become doomers who are overly sardonic and cynical.4chan is also millennial culture btw. You just tagged along and follow our culture, for lack of your own.
>>24226768I think it's a good companion piece to Drive.Variations on a theme.
>>24226782Sorry seth
>>2422676722 year old invasion, zoomers rule this board fools!!!! Bwhahahahahahahaaaa!!!!
>>24226776That’s Gen Alpha humor nigger
>>2422676740 and I haven't given a movie my full attention in years. I don't watch gay woke shit, if I'm enjoying something and a character says some retarded leftist shit I check out. I couldn't name a protagonist from the past 10 years that I found likeable.
>>2422676727 do I belong here
>>24226783Pretty much me but I'm in my late 30s. I watch some TV, but honestly it's just lack of energy. Like the idea of doing anything besides lying in bed is overwhelming. I manage to go to lunch, but afterwards I'm dead tired and have to take a nap.
>>24226782>doing weed
>>24226773Doubt this type of thing is generational. Probably just most people aren't funny no matter age.
>>24226773Here's your kino zoomer humor, kiddo. My zoomer cousins are nostalgic for it too.
>>24226785>You just tagged along and follow our culture, for lack of your own.I know this is meant to be an insult, but we never had a chance. Culture is defined by separations and those are completely erased at this point. For example, this shit >>24226776. Anyone over the age of 20 should not know what the fuck this is and yet it's inescapable.
>>24226792Watching shit is fine since it's pretty easy to just lay thereTrying to start a game on the other hand...
>>24226773>it’s the stereotypical le Reddit humorYou're talking to retards then.Speaking of, I do appreciate Zoomers are normalizing "retard" again.
I think it's important that zoomers are continously informed that they are not wanted here and they don't belong here and they will never be accepted.
>>24226796>I know this is meant to be an insultMore of a scathing observation.>Anyone over the age of 20 should not know what the fuck this is and yet it's inescapable.A testament to the cultural soft power of the millennilol. Zoomers can talk all the shit they want, but our cultural shadow is inescapable.
No more avatar the last airbender or korra cartoon threads here, this is not the board for that.
>>2422678158 here, hope you're looking forward to your first CPAP
34 here. I want to kms
I'm almost there. Come July and I'll be with you guys
48 here. We've seen more than them and our wisdom is needed.
>>24226767I remember when threads like this were 25+ and that felt like a very distant age I'd never have to worry about. Now I'm a 30yo boomer (and I've done nothing with my life)
>>24226806blink and you'll be 35. your 30s move quick
33 I DESERVE an 18 y o virgin Asian gfI'm married and have kids and all but I still deserve one
>>24226767Wuxia kinos are the way.
I'm 34 and graduating university with a bachelor's degree in a month after spending my entire 20's doing manual labor and stuck in a massive alcoholic fog.
>>24226810>8Congrats anon!!! If you grad with 0 debt then you have hacked life. If 100K debt then I hope it was in nursing. :P
>>24226810Congrats on the degree and kicking the booze anon
>>2422680632 here, >>24226807 hes right its happening
>>24226811>>24226812Thanks anons!
proud 35 year old neet
I'm 30 and I'm 15 minutes I'll have been sober for 31 days after spending the past decade in a drunken haze.I have lots of kino to catch up on, any suggestions?
>>24226815based NEETgod
>>24226809I like the spinny flippy wuxias. Absurdist wuxia.
im 34 and ive been a complete loser my entire life. like the anon above, i barely even watch television or movies anymore i just waste my life with youtube. never had sex. dont really have friends. never moved from my parents. never got a real career and at this point its too late and my brain is gone. fuck i dont even drive a car. i have a few hobbies that get me outside active with people and earning money usually on weekends but my life is as miserable as possible. all i think about daily is how much i want to die. my brain is poisoned by regret, self-loathing and insecurity. im literally just waiting until i die.
>>2422676740 on Sunday brosMinimum wage jobBig beer bellyNo gf Tell off color jokes that make girls feel uncomfortableCat who hates me I think and won't cuddle and hisses at me sometimes
the only thing worse than having never made anything of your life in your 30s is residing in a beautiful, wealthy, successful area where you dont experience any of the beauty and culture around you while also knowing that everyone around you is more attractive, friendlier, richer and more successful than you. its a never ending humiliation ritual.
>>24226784Are you offering to check, big guy? ;)
>>24226816Blackhat (2015)
>>24226819Being a NEET is based though
>>24226816Congrats anon! Remember to take magnesium and excercise.Also for kino you should check out The Mission with Jeremy Irons and Robert De Niro as spanish priests in 17th century south america.
>>24226781>>24226784>>24226790>>24226820>40+ and still on 4chanFucking grim.
>>24226819Might as well pick up some dumbells then and lift.Not like you got anything to lose.
>>24226826
>>24226820Happy Birthday dude!Cat is being a cat. Just give it space. If it claws and bites leave it alone. My cat never cared about me at all when he was a kitten till about a year old, now when I go to the bathroom in the middle of the night he climbs in bed and waits for me then climbs on my chest and cuddles and tries to groom my beard, It'll come around.
>>24226785This is a good post(You) Young fags listen up >>24226773
>>24226828:(
>>24226826Ha, you'll make this same post when I'm 60 and you're 40, Anon-kun.
>>24226778dude at 31 I already feel like I know which friends are going to die of alcoholism within the next 10 yearssome people really need to take it easy
>>24226828Kek, I'm 7 years away from turning 40, if I'm still here I'm definitely suck starting a shotgun.>>24226832Yeah I definitely won't be doing that, ya retard. Also bold of you to assume you'll live to see 60 kek
>>24226822Well I walked into that.
38 and it's looking grim take care of your teeth. dr pepper is a hell of a drug Death to Smoochy is beyond kino
>>24226834Stop being a cliche.
>>2422676737 here, how can I help.
>>24226792you need to start working out, man. being this low energy at such a young age is not normal. maybe your test levels are completely fucked.
Only pussies take naps, burn local is right about this.
>41 >no education, very little job history>too much of a nervous autistic wreck to get/hold a jobIts never been more over.
>>24226840Nah, a 30 minute nap is kino >Source I have very vivid dreams
>>24226826Don't forget, you're here forever.
>>24226841I only last a year at jobs because I cant stand bs, Always show up to my shift on time, no call outs, and work hard, but just dont kiss ass and want to leave ASAP. Hard worker with a shit work ethic.
>>24226842>Source I have very vivid dreamsOf sucking cock?
>>24226839>Late 30s>Young
>>24226840>Only pussies take napsThe natural slave could never understand the man of leisure.
I can't fap anymore without having heart flutters for the next 24 hours afterwards
>>24226825>Remember to take magnesium For anything in particular?
Any advice from an oldfag to a 22 year old youngfag?
>>24226820all animals seem to like me, i think my autism and low iq makes them think i'm one of them.if you want your cat to be more affectionate, get down on the floor with treats in your hand, look away from him, and just lay there until he eats them. do that frequently. don't touch his belly until you're on good terms. get a box and put it on your desk so he has a reason to spend time in your proximity.
>>24226850i can tell you that my life ended up ruined because of a lack of social relationships making life completely worthless. there are people who can still make something of their life getting a good career, living on their own, having hobbies, traveling alone and other things without friends and sexual relationships, but i didnt. i complrtely gave up on life due to not having any.
I met two Slavic women online who call themselves Angel Yasha and Angel Masha. I’ve been giving them a lot of money in findom-type dynamics. (They’re not sex workers, they just accept money from men who are submissive to them)But I’m not jerking off. There’s a religious reason for my devotion:>Yasha is the Hebrew root for Yeshua>Masha is a diminutive form of Maria (Holy Mary AKA Miriam)I literally, LITERALLY happened upon two self-styled angels (messengers from God) named after Jesus and Mary. And yes, I’m giving them money and getting dominated by them. I’m not ashamed of that.My therapist who is an expert witness and has 45+ years of experience called me “the biggest ticking time bomb he’s seen in 6 years” and will “never forget me.”He says I’m having loose associations, a pattern of obsessive love, and magical thinking. I’m sorry, but if you go to a speed dating event and meet six men named Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, Peter, and Paul — is THAT a loose association and magical thinking? Fuck all the way off. I’m actually agnostic, I can just recognize signs from God when they’re THAT on-the-nose. So go shove your secular logic up your entire ass, Doctor.I’ve had the FBI at my door twice threatening to open a criminal case against me for my online activity specifically.I’m also L I T E R A L L Y (not metaphorically) the same person as Grant Tiernan Amato:>Like him, I also got kicked out of UCF after a pattern of non-attendance of classes, I was also in a health sciences-related field, I was also born in FL in 1989, I also like anime and Twitch, I also send a bunch of money to a Slavic e-girl (although she’s Belarussian, not Bulgarian), I also lie to my family so I can send more money to said e-girl, and I also live rent-free in my parent’s house at an advanced age.A forensic psychologist deemed that I was a “medium-to-high risk to the community”I literally just take care of stray cats & give $$$ to bossy e-girls.
>>24226846didnt say 30s is young, but it is definitely too young to be this weak and low energy. most boomer dads are still up and about moving and doing stuff. being this low energy is more normal in your 70s
>>24226841You need to get into trading/investing unironically. If you're a sperg with decent pattern recognition and ability to play the autodidact, that's an actual career path for you.Your only boss is the tax man and you don't have to follow the retarded whims of any other middle management pleb.
>>24226826Where do you think people are supposed to go at 40. If there’s a better place to go that you know of, why aren’t you there now? Why wait. Do you think you will stop using the internet when you turn 40? Because literally no one does that. Explain yourself retard.
>>24226849It's good for you in general but specifically it's one of the best for mitigating alcohol cravings.
>>24226848do you have a fast resting heart rate? if so, lay off the stimulants and drink more water.
>>24226826Do you think it's better to be on 4chan in your 20s when you should be out doing shit or in your 40s when you should be old and settled?As much as retards like you have always tried to make this into high school because of your repressed nerd trauma, this is not high school. It's a website.
i kinda hate these threads because i want to speak with people around my age, but almost everyone is just a pathetic fucking NEET retard whining and crying about their gay shitty lives and they hog up the whole discussion. just go to r9k if you wanna blogpost about how you are le forever alone guy
floss your teeth and focus on developing mobility
>>24226858Yeah I think mine has always been a little faster and it's just gotten worse with age. I do drink shit tons of water all day long though.
>>24226861>floss your teethreal unc wisdom hourstake care of your teeth
>>24226837You don't even know what that word means, retard.
>>24226840but what if i get tired
>>24226785Lovely post. 10/10, would relate again.
>>24226860I'm a NEET and I agree. It's literally every single thread just fags crying how they're oh so lonely and sad and want some woman in their life to simp for. Not that the normalfags blogposting is any better, but still.
>>24226863>>24226861hot tip: get a waterpik. they do a much, much better job while simultaneously being less annoying.
>>24226865remain physically active and go to bed at the same time every day and youll feel energized throughout the day and sleepy at night.
>>24226856Nobody said anything about not using the internet dumb mouthbreathing nigger. I just assume that after a certain age you fucking apes would grow up...but judging by the responses I got, you niggers will never go grow up, which is why I guess most of you faggost are stuck here forever. Half the fags in this thread are 40 and 30 year old losers still living at home. >>24226859Oh look another triggered faggot.
>>24226784fellow 43 here, working fine as long as I cut down on alcohol, sleep is fucked though, only 5 hours a night
>>24226864Well he used it correctly so
>>24226860wht exactly do you want to speak to people your age about?
>>24226869nah i'm gonna take a nap
>>24226870>talks about people not growing up>keeps spewing the words nigger and faggot like an edgy 14 year oldIsn't that hilarious
>>24226860Textbook failed normie. Just move on then (oh wait u cant jej). See you next week.
>>24226845Look at this faggot thinking of cocks
>>24226870You said it’s sad to be on 4chan at 40, and you certainly won’t be. So where are you supposed to go instead? Go ahead, name the place. You said already you don’t mean no internet. So where online will you spend your time, where should the 40 year olds go, oh wise one
>>24226876Failed normalfags are the ones who cry about being alone.
>>24226873>/tv/ - Television & Filmhmm i truly wonder. i guess it will just be a mystery.
>>24226767I turn 30 next year. What should I know?
Drinkin' rn.
>>24226850Honestly have as much sex as you can with as much of a variety of people as possible. I'm 37 and married with a kid, it's awesome but i spend most of my j/o time thinking of when I was 22. Use that drive for sex to motivate you to be social.Once I started getting laid I power tripped on denying women that wanted it and that was just dumb. If you find a good woman on birth control just fuck all the time because they never want to go back on after having a kid. I kick myself for not creampieing my wife and every other gf I've had 3 times a day back when I could.Also get therapy sooner rather than later.
>>24226869Nah, I nap, unless my day is full then I can easily go without a nap, but down time equals nap time.
>>24226881hemorrhoids sucks
>>24226881In 10 years you will turn 40.
>>24226883Sorry unc I'm not taking advice from a degen
>>24226826There's always one of you retarded newfags who makes this post.
>>24226860Nigger you are on /tv/ what the fuck middle age discussion are you fucking hoping to have on this board?Go to r/30+ or whatever fag subreddit that has what you are looking for.
>>24226889Youre a reddit nigger and should go back
>>24226773Defense mechanism against Boomer Narcissists. The alternative is zero filters and going to 11 out of the gates, as Zoomers are wont to do.
>>24226879No, failed normies are the ones who cry about the freaks but can't mentally move on from the freak place. Because they're failed normies.Like the guys who still feel the need to shitpost to get their dopamine fix, but they now have a guilty conscience about wasting time with all this nonsense, so they shitpost under the disingenuous pretext of "educating" and lecturing, to salve their wounded conscience. They just make for gay and boring posters who love to suck cocks and eat cum. I
>>24226881Time is going to start rolling faster.
>>24226887Fine with me, I've taken plenty of advice from dudes on here that are unc level to me but you do you.
>>24226860/tv/ traditionally had the best feels threads on 4chan, before you reddit exiles found your way here.
>>24226890Okay faggot whining because he cant discuss his 401k and the new planters he bought for his garden on a racist anime forum dedicated to discussing movies and TV.
>>24226773Spare the faggot brackets reddit nigger
>>24226895Why does /tv/ have the best off topic threads? Imagine if they fixed the porn issue with /b/
>>24226826Pls be bait
>>24226773>boomer humor>I HATE MY WIFE! HA HA THAT JEWISH GUY IS MAKING FUNNY SOUNDS! WHOAAAA HA LOOKIT THAT FRUITCAKE FAGGOT HE'S FALLIN DOWN THE STAIRS AFTER HIS BUDDY ACCIDENTALLY HIT EM WITH 2x4 BOY I GOTTA SHOW THE GUYS DOWN AT OUR ALL WHITE COUNTRY CLUB THIS BEFORE WE GO BACK TO MAKING NEARLY SIX FIGURES A YEAR OFF ONE INCOME SELLIN' TVS! >gen x humor >everything sucks and it's funny that it sucks. Ha ha that rich suburban kid put a dent in his dad's Mercedes while he was ditching school to go on a road trip to find himself because he's so deep and repressed by his rich parents ha ha that girl is sexually liberated and had sex with him and she said she was using him oh man that's awesome man that nazi getting run over by those Jewish boomers pretending to be hip young jazz musicians is funny and relevant to my generation man comedy is going to save the world just like we are ha ha >millennial humor>quirk chungus doth approacheth *holds up knork* ummmmm awkward! Ha ha Harry Pothead get it because it's Harry Potter but he does drugs! Wow look at that thing I recognize the characters consume the same products I do ha!>zoomer humor >scronchy doop dop! 2 3 2 3! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA UNREASONABLY LOUD NOISES! biffity vipp vapp she's got the fipp fapp pass me a trussy bimberwop! Bro look at this YouTube short showing it if Mr. Tussle fought Sternumculol dressed as Himeo Gojito from Demon Flayer trussin bro fo srs fo srs no tap!
>>24226896That was my first post in this thread dumb fuck, but for your information my vegetable garden is doing very well.
>>24226833Some people get stuck in their ways more quickly than others. Not sure if this is a genetic thing or if it comes down to your perspective on life or what. I've got friends around 30 and their prevailing belief is "I'm just like this, I can't change, if you don't like it then go away". Which is fucking weird man. 30 isn't that old really. You can change if you want to.
>>24226881>What should I know?get a hyper extension machine at home and work on making your lower back as strong as you can
>>24226850Stop coming to 4chan. Seriously, there is nothing of value here. I started coming here when I was 23 and now I'm this guy. >>24226841
>>24226901Happy to hear that retard. I hope it produces a lot vegetables.
>>24226773Telling me the weez was cringe....buuuuuddy
>>24226905I dont need to hope. Its already been doing it for years.
>>24226889I WANNA TALK ABOUT TELEVISION AND FILM. NOT YOUR FUCKING BLOGPOST ABOUT HOW SAD AND LONELY YOU ARE, FAGGOT. HOW HARD IS THIS TO UNDERSTAND???
>>24226772>>24226777
>>24226908calm down loser
>>24226795what does this move made by millennials about millennials have to do with gen z?
>>24226908do you feel in charge?
>using this site past the age of 25big yikes
>>24226908Name a kino for this feel
>>24226914https://youtu.be/_1n1oK-EiOo?si=TPR7Ow-geytodcMr
>>24226908>wants to discuss movies and television>on /tv/Who is the real retard here?
>>24226826>>24226913NOBODY TELL THEM
>>24226850Suicide is always an option.
>>24226913You're 30. You're fag.
>>24226850Go outside
>>24226773the self deprecation thing was because people back then would touch grass, so when you made fun of yourself it was more obvious that it was a joke. nowadays most social interactions take place online for zoomers, so whatever someone types about themselves is more likely to be taken seriously, and on top of that even non jokes can be taken out of context and ruin lives. so they avoid self ridicule more than ever and are extra careful about what they say
>>24226841you're still youngforce yourself into a job field you're interested in, even if its entry levelyou have nothing to lose brotherpretend you're not autistici believe in you
>>24226850Start investing. You could literally be semi-retired in your early 30s if you take it seriously now. I wish I had at your age.Don't listen to any of these learned helplessness fags who seethe about anyone who tries to improve their financial affairs. They've already given up. Don't let that be you.
>>24226900>boomers suck>gen x suck>millennials suck>zoomers suckI'm struggling to find the good guys in this line up.
>>24226778>Let me spoil aging for you. Even if it’s not bad for you personally, you look good, you’re in shape, you’re wealthy, you’re healthy, you’re well read and maybe have some cool/useful skills…wow everything is great! That won’t be the case for most people around you in your age cohort and you’ll increasingly find yourself at worst attending a lot of funerals and at best doing a whole lot of shit alone. The best case scenario is you meet other people of your status and you all become like vampires traveling the world, doing more or less whatever you want, waiting to hear about someone new dying, and ultimately waiting your turn. That’s assuming you’re one of the healthy and successful ones. Otherwise you’re the person who needs to go to the doctors to the get their asshole fixed every month or who can’t eat spicy food or it causes you to piss blood. It’s horrible no matter where you end up.Noted!
>>24226767I'll be 43 in exactly 1 month. Movies these days are just so fucking bad. Also I REALLY hate how we've moved away from physical media. Sometimes it's very difficult to get a movie on one of the half dozen streaming services that are out there without having to pay more to "rent" it. You just watch. They'll be completely removing movies they find too problematic and if you don't have a DVD or blue ray then you're shit outta luck.
>>24226924>good guys1.25% from each generation.
>>24226826We had a legitimate 70 yo senior citizen timestamp and post advice to /b/tards back in 2012.
>>24226926So why didn't you torrent 20 years ago you dumb fuck reddit cuck cocksucker?
>>24226926learn to torrent, retard. physical media was fucking gay and retarded and im glad its dead. if braindead ruskis can do it, then surely you can.
>>24226922>pretend you're not autisticWere it so easy
>>24226832You are based for posting Patlabor.
>>24226773https://youtu.be/tMaRsR7orTk
>fishtranny threads get a pass>this doesn't Death to all jannies
