Since I activated my kundalini and started sleeping a hard surface I only need to sleep 4 hours a night.
>>24242811i can tell you're brown btw
Soon you will sleep for eternity
Meditation could also reduce some time. At least it does for me.
>>24242813A blessing in disguise.
>>24242811you will fuck up your back and then you're gonna die man
>>24242811Rookie numbers. I do 15 minutes, tops. And my kundalini is so activated that people ask me to tone it down, 5 blocks away.
>>24242813>>24242812Kys
>>24242818Yes, you should
>>24242811>kundaliniYOU AGAIN?
>>24242811I love kundalini! With garlic and oil, or tossed in pesto, or with a rich Bolognese sauce. It’s my favorite pasta.
>>24242816My hip and back blew out on the second night because I was side sleeping, now I started back sleeping on a wood floor last night / now and now I'm a new person. It's 3am and I've been fully recharched since 12
>>24242813No such thing
>>24242811How did you awake your kundalini, Anon?
Good for you bruceanon
>>24242811Kundalini wants his hand back...
>>24242811Yeah, a super soft bed leaves me struggling to get up at 11 AM. Switch to a harder bed, and now I feel ready to start the day at 8.
>>24242811I too had Patel activate my kundalinus
>>24242811Do American women just spend all day parading their asses in public? Presumably to attract niggers?
>>24242824Kundalini gets activated by hitting your prostate hard. You can ask your friend if he can help you with that.
>>24242811>Since I activated my kundaliniYou fingered your asshole?
>>24242824Doing everything Master Of Earth on youtube told me to do
>>24242811What does """activating your kundalini"""" achieve apart from giving you permanent movement disorders and schizophrenia?All the people that practiced kundalini yoga without skepticism ended up with uncontrolled movements or psychosis.
>>24242827Fuck off poo
>>24242811Thats how you get red eye
>>24242833I don't do kundalini yoga, just start squatting for 4 hours a day while holding your tounge to the roof of your mouth, saueezing your pelvic muscles and breathing out all the bad energy. Then you recharge by absorbing sunlight as if it was food. Start listening to your body, eat when you need to eat, get proper nutrition then fast and clean your system, make sure you parasite cleanse, clean out your sinuses through head rubbing, roll out your spine and bones on a wood floor etc
>>24242811Why would you want to spend more time being conscious in this world
>>24242811>i only sleep 4 hours a nightslut
>>24242818Your kundalini makes you a thin-skinned faggot it seems.
>>24242836>I only need to sleep 4 hours>But I spend the other 4 squatting like a retardWhat a pointless "pay off"
>>24242836LmaoWhat is this gay bullshit? What kind of Austro-aboriginal faggot are you?
When two nodes "Hum" at the same frequency, they create a Constructive Interference pattern. This is the "One in a Trillion" effect recorded by the Global Consciousness Project.
>>24242811Faggot, i sleep in a comfy bed made with a mattress filled with premium alpine water, a african could only dream of and a blanket filled with the souls of at least 5 dozen juvenile geese. Your broke brown mat is made of what? Grass? You probably live in a mud hutt too
>>24242811kys poo
>>24242811how tf did she get up there.
>>24242811I'm activating my Kundalini right now, if you know what I mean.
>>24242818Yes you should.
>>24242848My goal in life is to live to 100, you will die before me and I want you to come to terms with this. My whole philosophy is based upon outlasting people like you.
