Show yourself bitches! Oil needs a changin’
>>24247967Wow you did something so simple they hire high school drop outs to do.Can you fry an egg too?
>>24247967Based k3 enjoyerMost retarded riders of today would be filtered by that bike at the first ride
wrong board, crotch rocket faggot
>>24247969Based knower. No abs no wheelie control, just death on right hand.
>>24247967I have a bike licence and I will never drive one, during driving lessons nobody saw me on the bike, you will die at the hands of car and truck drivers
I do not own a bike because I am not an overcompensating faggot.I wish you to die in the most gruesome and violent car accident possible, I want you to suffer before you die as well.I really do.
>>24247972I saw some spic go flying by the center on a vespa thing, in only his socks? Then when I got to the intersection, he had been blown out of his socks by a euro truck, head cracked on the pavement. Then a clown car of fat people got out to surround his dying body. I think he survived tho. It was surreal he got blown out of his socks like looney tunes.
>>24247972I had 2 accident in 20 years of driving and 2 others on moped before that. Yes people are cancer on the road
>>24247973A biker banged your boyfriend?
>>24247967One of the men with testosterone on this board>>24247973>overcompensatingBikes are tiny, so bikers are compensating for... having a penis that's too big?
>>24247977As soon as I find that loose vagina energy meme I'll post it. I've never understood why a large amounts of faggots on /pol/ were so up in arms about motorbikes.
>>24247967People have access to unlimited free knowledge and video walkthroughs for every piece of maintenance on every product ever made, located on a rectangle that they never put downAnd they'll still not learn how to do this very basic stuff
>>24247967That being said crotch rockets and motorcycle culture in general are very gay
>>24247977Based aussie
>>24247977I wouldn't mind if they used electric bikes, thermal makes too much noise in cities.The problem is that bikers are usually retarded faggots with loud ass exhaust EXACTLY LIKE OP. I WOULD BEAT HIS HEAD INTO A PULP.
>>24247978Based pole
>>24247982Wait do Frenchies call internal combustion engines "thermals"? Or is it just you being retarded?
>>24247982>I have to have 140dB exhaust!>For muh safety!>I'm a retarded faggot who rides the most dangerous device ever made but care about my safety only when it inconveniences literally everyone else
>>24247982Ok vegan dicksucker, you would litterally not do shit.
>>24247985>t.dicksuckingfaghomo
>>24247967>bikerOP seemed faggy but to be this blunt about loving cock is next level.
>>24247967I used to change my own oil but valvoline can do it in like 15minutes with some kind of machine that just succcs it all out without even needing to jack it up or anyone to go underneath to drain, so i do that now.
>>24247967Is it easy? Always just get it changed at mechanic because it is cheap
>>24247968As someone that's works as a mechanic, I will say it's about 35% that are insecure and stupid (like op) that thinks being able to change parts that are designed to be changed is something that's impressive. It's basically lego for adults except you're not creating anything.
>>24247987Get a goddamn muffler you douchebag everyone hates you
>>24247974I guess things like that happen in the US, it's more of a mafia movie here, with everyone thinking that they are big shit
>>24247967poorfag
>>24247990For 99% of cars it's easy. Some are more difficult, requiring the engine to be warm, repeated running to fill the sump, vacuuming through the dip stick etc
>>24247967*rides a 600
>>24247967i like to spur the economy and help lower waged guys
>>24247986Kiss a truck little shit. Do it for me.
>>24247992Hahahaha, its to make you cucks wake up.YOU ALL WONT DO SHIT
>>24247996That's a big dick 1000 not a wimpy boy 600
>>24247998Impotent faggot
>>24247991I do everything on this bike and my car, dont worry special boy.I didnt know gays were so high in prevelance on this here basket weaving forum
>>24247999My father in law was donated a liver from one of you fagsYou're a self curing disease on society
I don't take photos while changing the oil and filter of my march, why would I need to brag about doing simple braindead easy shit? Do you take pics taking a shit too?
>>24248001Based baquette, you peoples can ride motorcycle very good i always notice.
for me its the 1000cc adventure bike which i will buy thinking i will go offroad but never will
>>24247995I mean, engine being warm makes the oil runny and speeds up getting rid of it. Why would you possibly need to run it to fill the sump or vacuum the dip stick wtf?Also why tf don't motorcycles have this thing my lawn mower has with an oil dump hose so I don't have to fuck around with a bowl of just the right height?
Can't believe mods moved this to bant
>>24247968You joke but most younguns can't even change a tire now, hell most highschool graduates now are illiterate
>>24248001If I cross a faggot off his bike agonizing on the road after an accident and I feel I can get away with it; I ignore you, I let you die.Shove your "full bordel" exhaust up your ass and suck off you little Netherlands friend when you're at it.
Been thinking bout buying an ice bear,anyone have any experience with one?
>>24248008Faggot tranny will literally keep shit like this up>>>/pol/533822381But then fucking get rid of a fun thread like this one.
>>24248002WOW you know how to unbolt a plug and change a filter. Very impressive. Have you read any interesting books lately? Play a instrument? Done something constructive?
>>24248007It's a thing with dry sump engines where the oil doesn't all go to the pan when it's off. You have to get the engine warm to get the oil moving, then drain or suck. Then repeat running the engine and drain/suck until the right amount of oil is pulled. Very gay design that the Austrians at rotax put in my boat.
>>24248031You have to get rid of the oil by RUNNING the engine dry?I've never considered being racist to Austrians before but they make a really convincing case for it.
>>24248043That's the even crazier part, the engine is never dry. Following their process should get you 2.5-3L of used oil out. BUT I think it has 3.5-4L total capacity in itSo there's always about 1L of used oil that's just never drained out
>>24248048That's one of the most retarded designs I've ever heard of.
