>Be me>At a party>Talking to a group of people >The conversation was about fly fishing >Was in the thick of it trying to explain that it's better to not use any bait while casting line>Everyone was listening to me explain >Out of fucking nowhere>"I'm polish and it's very hard for us to fish because all the lakes in poland were poisoned by Soviets in the 60s">Conversation stops, everyone looks very confused >Mfw we're in Canada, it's 2026 and fly fishing takes place at rivers, not lakes, and I'm pretty sure that poisoning story is bullshitI swear poles have some kind of genetic disorder where they just have to be the center of attention and will bring up that they're polish completely unprompted in conversations where it's uncalled for or unrelated at all.
>>24251037They are too buckbroken by pretty much everybody.
and then everyone stood up and clapped
>>24251037They have no identity aside from victimhood
>walk into polish deli nearby>hit on cute girls working the counter>get free sausage >take my sausage and bread and leaveThe end
>>24251040Kek thisThey're the niggerjews of the white race
>>24251037>>"I'm polish and it's very hard for us to fish because all the lakes in poland were poisoned by Soviets in the 60s"And then everybody clapped
>>24251037>be canadian>post thread whining about not being able to be the center of attentionMany such cases.
>>24251037He just wanted to tell you about some Polish tales about Russians going into his village,poisoning the wells and raping people. It's very important to them,so you have to know about it aswell.
>>24251041i did this except it was an old guy at the counterbest kraut i ever had
>>24251037I dont think about poles at allI mostly just scam them and fuck their daughters
>>24251037You can even see it on here.>that one pole who posts his buckwheat thermos almost daily for years now, as if anyone cares>that bolanda guy that has to post about every little piece of news about his country.Can't be too mad at them though since their girls are cute but they need to get off their high horse because all of their infrastructure is financed by my tax dollars and the cars they stole from my ancestors
>>24251037>all the lakes in poland were poisoned by Soviets in the 60ssome were, ones near bases most likely
>>24251037>be me>go to Poland>everyone is white>streets are clean>a bit shabby in many places, but not intolerably so>people are pretty nice, even if they don't smile like they are on drugs 100% of the time like anglo-saxons>have a comfy trip>go home
>>24251047A typical Mehmed is typical
>>24251037definitely fake but i could see this happening lel
>>24251037Anon, there's a reason why "Polish joke" is an entire comedy genre.
>>24251037Obligatory
>>24251053The genre differs by country too. Over here the jokes are all about them being thieves but its not as prevalent anymore since we are all "one big european family" now and are forced to pay them off by the EU
Poles are just catholic russians
>>24251053Never heard of it before. What are some examples?
>>24251050if Poland wasn't part of Warsaw pact it would be as brown as Germany.
>>24251037I'm so pissed at myself that I read that and cannot regain that time lost
>>24251040>They have no identity aside from victimhoodyour government nonstop whines about Nazi Europe and evil slaving whitey so you're not one to talk
>>24251037>be me>walk outside>Poles everywhere>go back inside
>>24251046Mine was a kabanos and it was breddy goodmy areas jeeted to high hell so im thankful for them plus the bread they bake is god tier
>>24251058If Poland wasn't part of Warsaw Pact we would get good anime in TV in the 80s, not in the late 90s.
>>24251061>go back inside>walk near a mirror>see Pole>turn 360 degrees>walk away
>>533915548>stand in the doorway>hate it slightly less
>>24251037he got story mogged in front women by a pole at a party and still hasn't recovered
>wake up
Got a blowjob from a Polish girl at the hostel. I blew a load right down her throat in the bathroom. Almost got her friend involved but she chickened out.
>>24251058Thanks Warsaw Pact? It doesn't matter why it is, it's just nice that it is that way.
>>24251061Poles are extremely ethnic diversive.Phenotype-diversive. From med looking jews, to anglo looking poles, to dunecoon poles, to baltic poles, to croatian looking poles, to scandinavian looking poles, to finnish looking poles. What a weird country.
>>24251037>Everyone was listening to me explain It's kind of sad that this is the thing you fantasize about in your made-up stories.
>>24251066its what you westerners lack. we eastern Euros and southern Euros all get women on easy mode because we know how to tell engaging stories which are part of our culture or history and love to partymeanwhile (you)>akshually its le better to not use any bait
>>24251037>Be me >Never met a Polish person I suppose I could asspull and bullshit for a second>One of my favorite bands is Type O Negative and the bass player and lead singer Peter Steele is Polish >Pirated the game XIII but the version I got was in Polish and the English translation was ripped out of the game >I like the Polish hot dog from Costco>I use GOG and played all the Witcher games, that's all from Poland>I hate that Polish bastard that makes soup and posts it on /pol/ while making snide comments about my country And that's it. That's everything having to do with Poland that I've experienced.
>>24251073You might recognize some of our export (((Polish))) citizens.
>>24251037thinly veiled FSB threadfuck russia
I find them really fucking annoying, but I have no reason to hate them aside from that. I do my best to ignore them.
Because if you tell them anything, they just start mentioning Russian dicks, it's off putting.
>>24251060>your government nonstop whines about Nazi Europe and evil slaving whiteyYou also started 4 world wars against Russia in the last 250 years. >Napoleon war>ww1 >ww2>you almost started ww3 against Russia in Ukraine They have a point.
>new hire is polish girl >never give her a second thought as she's several positions and ten years below me >make default work place conversion when required but otherwise don't notice her>2 months pass and one day she comes up to me >"anon, I like you, you know but sometimes...you really piss me off" >feel my stomach tighten up and wonder what I've done to warrant such an outburst from a stranger >y-you too, femanon>fast forward a month and we have somehow agreed to go for coffee >she looks totally different outside of work >proceed to conduct a clandestine affair at work in storeroom cupboards for several months until covid happens and we're all furloughed MotherFuckingChina
>>24251040and you will soon have no identity or presence thanks to having caused all that victimhood. look what is happening. look at the state of yourself. now look to the west and see how they are all sharpening their blades for the final drive to moscow. you are doomed. the world has had it with you people making yourselves everyone's enemies. you are enemies of humanity. don't fuck with humanity.
>>24251049>>all the lakes in poland were poisoned by Soviets in the 60s>some were, ones near bases most likelyDude , lakes everywhere near bases were poisoned with something. In USA, they used this poisonous spray foam that was quickly extinguishing fires on military bases (and on ships, etc).This stuff is in the underground water, even decades after the bases were closed.
>>24251079What kind of workplace conversions did you undergo? Transitioning?
>>24251037Poland is the future of Europe Booming economy with pretty much zero mudslime immigrantsBased
>>24251082Right, has autocorrect been doing this for anyone else recently? Have they changed the algorithm for predicting words beginnng everything I'm posting has the wrong words
>>24251057Here you go :https://humornama.com/jokes/polish-jokes/ https://punsify.com/polish-jokes/
>>24251085American dad over here with the jokes
