Location: Highway 17 >We periodically host a web-based battle royale that can include anything and anyone. Shenanigans ensue, and some people attempt to write it into semi-coherent narratives, playing the part of the characters within!Check here for additional details:https://rentry.org/HungerGamesHostingGuideUpdatedhttps://brantsteele.com/hungergames/Previous thread: >>24255304
Bery nice. TY.WINNER!
Placements!
Stats!
>>24258911>>24258914>Six tosses a bottle of vodka Miyabi's way for her victory. Nicely done. >The ex-mailman then faces the host. And thanks I guess.
WINCARD!!!
ggs ggs. good job hosting desu
>>24258911We will never know who would have won between the two of us, just who didn't get killed by squirrels first.Thank you very much most gracious host of games, though I hope to fight more next round.>>24258918Pretty...
>>24258918>I really got to win one of these things someday to add to my collection.
>>24258911>>24258914Something about this lady here... Maybe that rat may have shot with her... Heh!Ya did good, pretty woman.Yeah thanks for the fun.
Thanks for joining me, a pleasure as always.I gotta change faces here. I gotta put on my serious Sam face.I'm feelin' it, guys....I'm feelin' like I was during the Summer. There's something for us here. I can fuckin' TASTE it! I'm running on hope AND spite! The two biggest forces of nature in HG!Anyways...Feel free to yap/rp. Feel free to go to the other thread and make fun of anons/ bitch as an anon. Hell, feel free do what ya want, I'm not your daddy. :3 I may host again later tonight, no promises.
>>24258911>Congratulations.>>24258914>And thank you.
Gleeman Vox: "Welcome, bloodthirsty viewers across the galaxy! That's right we're broadcasting live from the one the only Highway 17! Sure this dusty rock is currently occupied by the Combine, but who cares? I signed a contract! A binding one! The Overwatch boys get 15% of the ad revenue and all the headcrab royalties. We get the highway for gladiatorial combat! It's beautiful!"Dallas: "The locals tried to protest, but we told them it's fine the combine said as long as we don't touch their suppression devices we can suppress each other all we want!" Juanita: "Mmm. Very progressive of our fascist overlords. But because of legal disputes with the Capitol it's rebranded as the DREAD GAMES!"Dallas: "The objective is simple it's a 24 man battle royale! May the [First 24] WIN! ...ahem that's your cue to join the game, my boss is right in front of me."
>>24258928Thanks for the game Sammy.See ya next time
>>24258914GG everyone, thank you Sam for hosting and congratulations to Hoshimi Miyabi!
>>24258939Knight Gundam
>>24258939Master Chief >Loving this entry post.
>>24258939Link>>24258940Of course, mate. No problem.
>>24258939Pulchra Fellini
>>24258914>>24258915GG all and ty for hosting ^^>>24258920cute>>24258923super cute ears and congrats!!
>>24258939Ellis
>>24258939Wendy
>>24258948no, u
>>24258939Chang'e
>>24258939Sammy Boy>filler
>>24258939Sanae
>>24258939Fujiwara no Mokou
>>24258939Hollywood Hiro
>>24258939Mel
>>24258939Long Horse
>>24258939Stay Gold
>>24258976>Gold ID
"Viewers in the /bant/ sector the Dread Games will stream exclusively here. The color coded ID chips are not explosive bomb collars. They are randomized tracking devices only. Attempting escape during an active Dread Games event will trigger alerts. Pink IDs receive heightened monitoring." "The headcount is 13... I need more! Filler n what not, get me people!"
>>24258992Kaito
>>24258992Corey>filler
>>24258939BJ Blazkowicz
>>24258989>Now that's golden.>>24258992Rice Shower>filler
>>24258992Burt>fillerLast one from me.
>>24258939Imaizumi Kagerou
>>24258992Black Manta
>>24258939DAWN
>>24258939Weeb Marine
>>24258939Loona Wolf
>>24258939Chung Ah>Filler
Dallas: "HOLD ON TO YOUR SEATS FOLKS We’re broadcasting live from this Combine leased death road. We got everything from giant robots to catgirls to some guy who clearly lost a bet."Juanita: "They don't even stand a chance. One of them’s probably hiding behind a tire right now crying."
>>24259024Let's get Loony!
>>24259024We're green. "Right we are Chief." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNa4W0RJrSQ
>>24259024Lookin' good. Let's do this!
>>24259024Evil, beware!
>>24259024BRING IT!
>>24259024I reckon we should git a move on! I'll keep ya safe, miss!
>>24259024Juanita: "Oh I love this part! Look at them scatter like roaches. Blood’s gonna paint that overpass red!"Dallas: "Y’know, this reminds me of that one work field trip on some unrelated highway. We were supposed to do a team building exercise, but I had the worst indigestion of my life. I’m talkin’ volcanic. Every bump in the road was a war crime. I spent half the trip clenching like I was holding the one ring. Meanwhile the bus driver kept asking if I was okay and I just kept saying never better while sweating like a sinner in church."
>>24259041On the road again.
>>24259041>No surprise that the Chief was loyal to the UNSC, despite its flaws.
>>24259041Dallas: "We got Kaito stumbling on some shady hideout full of... couple pictures? Chang’e almost gets arrested but then uh… drive by... cop... thing happens!"Juanita: "Someone please just shank another contestant already… I’m starving for death!"Dallas: "Uh… more chaos coming soon, I think?"
>>24259024Prepare yourselves for an imminent victory for Moriya shrine!
>>24259057Go easy on me. I was never good at these old games...
>>24259057Wow... this is just a lame way to go out...
>>24259041Ya, know maybe life ain't too bad.Guess I'll be stayin' behind. Maybe catch a beer or two... Maybe sum' cola!>[ Hat down on his face. Covering his eyes. Ellis sleeps. ]
>>24259057Dallas: "Corey gets held at gunpoint by Kaito who thinks he’s a cop-"Juanita: "Where’s the murder, Dallas?!"Dallas: "Easy there, Juanita. Sanae fin-"Juanita: "Yes CRUSH HER MORE!"Dallas: "Okay I'll stay quiet."
>>24259071>https://youtu.be/daFEPRx25Go?si=AndYhh9gK0Xom3uJ
>>24259029>Ah, man...I can't stop it from looping like the gif.>>24259041I cannot turn and flee!>>24259057>Oh...that was fatal.
>>24259072I'm not even gonna comment on this one. It's just funni to me.I miss the summer...Maybe I can make this one even better though.
>>24259072I'll burn it, but I'll leave the BJ up to you
>>24259075OldFish always delivers. I love his content and his simple style.
>>24259072Juanita: "This carnage is brought to you by our generous sponsors: Black Mesa Surplus Weapons, the Vortigaunt Gambling Syndicate, and Nova Prospekt’s finest Headcrab Canisters! When you need reliable death from above, trust the Combine now with 30% more existential dread!"
>>24259085I can quit whenever I want!I just dont want to...
>>24259085
>>24259083Reminds me alot of "dudes of hazmat."Gonna feel like an idiot if that's the same animator.
>>24259085Dallas: "Sanae stumbles into another empty hideout… man, she’s so lucky. Smart, too. The way she just casually finds safety every time… *sighs dreamily*. She’s really something special, isn’t she?"Juanita: "Ew, Dallas! Focus! We’ve got truck crashes, arrests, billboard smashes, and shady motel deals! Someone just got robbed blind in their own hideout!"Dallas: "Yeah, yeah, Juanita, but did you see how Sanae just casually finds another safe spot? She’s built different. Graceful. Serene. I’d share my last Pepto Bismol with her…"Juanita: "I’m going to vomit."
>>24259095OH MY FUCKING GOD I SHOULD HAVE NEVER ENTERED BURT I FUCKING HATE THAT NIGGER REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24259097You were undone by your own creation. Truly, a Greek tragedy in the making.
>>24259095Dallas: "Weeb Marine tries turning on a generator and gets-">>24259097Juanita: "Well damn. Someone’s portfolio just took a dirt nap."
>>24259101Was it just like his animes?
>>24259100Tis a beautiful tragedy....I still hate Burt tho.>>24259101>proceeds to make brap noises
>>24259097Rip Link.>>24259094Had to search this up, definitely similar art styles. But both are active based on recent video post dates. Though it would be interesting if they are the same dude.
>>24259101>>24259104lol you're still actually alive. You can still defeat him in glorious combat.
>>24259101
>>24259106>>24259108Link will NOT have died in vain. I stole Burt's money before, now I steal his LIFE!
>>24259111Trips confirm, Burt WILL pay with interest.
>>24259101Juanita: "This night is giving me whiplash." Dallas: "Tell me about it."
>>24259119Your fuckin' taxi STINKS, mate.Get some febreeze!>exits
>>24259119
>>24259119>It's funny because Blazko IS a rebel. RIP William.
>>24259119Dallas: "She’s out here selling fortune papers like a beautiful roadside mystic. What a woman. I’d let her read my palm any day."Juanita: "While your little waifu is playing fortune teller, the bunny eared goth and the horny fox just turned into swiss cheese."
>>24259131There's still time...I will have my vengance...Burt is mine...
>>24259131>>24259135Sam.... YOU must defeat Bert... Or Link dies in vain...
>>24259131JUANITA: "Sanae approached an abandoned gas station and attempted to turn on the generator, whereupon she was..."DALLAS: "SHE WHAT? SANAE?! MY SANAE?! JUANITA THEY LET HER NEAR A GENERATOR?! WHERE WERE THE SAFETY PROTOCOLS? WHERE WAS THE RISK ASSESSMENT?"Juanita: "Dallas. Pull yourself together."
>>24259140>So, it comes down to Burt versus Sammy boi... >Come on Sam!
>>24259136I will, Mega Starmie. I will. I GOT THIS, BROTHER!I have too...HIS ASS IS MINE!UUUUOOOOAAAAAAHHHHHH!>>24259140BUUUUUURT! ALL THE WEED IN THE WORLD WONT SAVE YOU FROM ME! THE GANJA STRENGTHENS MY RESOLVE!! THE STICKY-ICKY GIVES ME THE POWER TO CRUSH YOU!
>>24259140Oh my god... Is Sam going to get his revenge...?
>>24259140>Atleast a quick demise means there was little time to feel much shame. A small mercy if there was any.
>>24259140>>24259145This is the part where a to be continued will be placed on the screen.Become the protagonist Sam! For Link's sake!
>>24259140Juanita: "Hey, wait a minute. Dallas isn't that the guy from Fishtank?"Dallas: "Hm? ...oh YEAH, yeah that's wait, that IS him! The smoking as therapy checks out completely, very on brandJuanita: "Died in a truck crash though. Fishtank didn't prepare him for THAT."Dallas: "No it did not. No it did not... Juanita. JUANITA. This gives me an idea."Juanita: "I don't like that look on your face."Dallas: "Hear me out. Hear me OUT. What if I pitched to Vox and I'm just spitballing here what if I pitched... DreadTANK."Juanita: "..."Dallas: "You put like fifteen complete LOSERS from across the galaxy in a house together, no escape, cameras on 24/7 and they just have to COEXIST."Juanita: "... ... ... Dallas. That's just fishtank."Dallas: "...I just thought Sanae would've loved that show."Juanita: "Oh SWEET MOTHER OF somebody get him off my set."
>>24259158Damn....
>>24259158SFJGSJFGPJADFBLSGDNBIHEITHGWERJGOEghueherhgjeithgpbiaewjsbjaetHIRSHFGNEHHKBGN
>>24259158>Hiro is trying his hardest to hold back laughter
>>24259158>Evil has won....
An absolutely epic tale. I enjoyed myself thoroughly. That was a good one. Really good game.Thank you for hosting.Fuck Burt.
>>24259158Juanita: "AND THERE IT IS! The last one standing BURT, from Crossers 10! WINNER OF DREAD GAMES I!"Dallas: "Burt! What a competitor! Incredible! Very... very big! Strong! Got away from that cop! Which was that was GREAT, very relatable, we all anyway BURT! The WINNER!"Juanita: "...Dallas."Dallas: "I am doing SO well right now Juanita."
>>24259158>Sam died https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDUnp0I5YJU>>24259171>Sorry you lost dude.
>>24259175>Thanks for hosting!
>>24259175>Grats to Burt and thanks for the game. Loved the in character commentary you were doing!
>>24259175Juanita: "Congratulations to Burt. I'm Juanita.."Dallas: *whispering* "How am I doing, uh did they catch that"Juanita: "Embarrassing. Goodnight everybody."
>>24259178An epic tale was still told.Worth it.I'll get my revenge next time. The epic tale has just started.
>>24259175>Congratulations.>>24259184>And thank you.
>>24259185>Right on. Revenge arc is a go.
>>24259184GG everyone, thank you Juanita and Dallas for hosting and congratulations to Burt!>>24259171>Hiro can't hold it anymore and bursts out laughingHOW DID YOU FUCK THAT UP?!
>>24259175>[ Ellis wakes up from his nap. ]W-what I miss‽ oh shit, guess I missed a party... Dangit!>>24259184Much obliged for the fun, y'all!
Gimme 24.We're gonna try FF code again.Take your time, I'm in no rush.
>>24259178>>24259180>>24259183>>24259187>>24259194>Meanwhile.Nefarious: "Lawrence! Where are we?!"Lawerence: "Currently within the /bant/ sector, sir. Though given our trajectory we should be landing in the /trash/ sector."Nefarious: "/trash/. PERFECT. LAWLESS. UNCIVILIZED. Full of the most degenerate organisms in the known galaxy. Which means they are RIPE for manipulation! I shall harness their chaotic energy, their unhinged loyalty, their complete disregard for basic decency — and forge them into an ARMY! An army that will finally destroy Ratchet and Cl..."Lawerence: "Inspired, sir. Truly. A villain and his garbage united at last. But I'm afraid our ETA is.... several light years away."Nefarious: "What was that?"Lawerence: "I said you've never looked more commanding, sir.">Plays a riff.Nefarious: "LAWWWREEEEE-!! *You make me feel like a natural woman Lance.... wait what?*">Thanks for playing, glad I could fuck around for a bit.
>>24259208Master Chief
>>24259208Hollywood Hiro
Also post tunes if you want.The rum is startin' to hit, so It's party time in my eyes.https://youtu.be/Jb6gcoR266U?si=It_8UaXO9xO4Nn3W
>>24259208Winda>>24259209>It was delightful. Sorry I couldn't reply much. Thanks again.
>>24259208Knight Gundam>Right when I was typing a greetpost....
>>24259227Type that shit up, homie. I give no fuck if you RP during the game, yo. I ain't gonna be mad.
I know I said I wasn't in a rush, but gimme some filler lul.
>>24258909Hrrf!>A stunted figure grunts in exertion over the din of grinding stone as he pushes a great, rectangular stone block more than twice his own size forward across the highway, moving towards the hill overlooking the bridge foot by glacial foot.>>24259231>Then I will break ground. Or try.>>24259218https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFly5TwDKOg
>>24259235Slime
>>24259235N
>>24259208Mel
1 more and I'll run a quick 8 to finish out the night.
>>24259208Mordred
>>24259208RAWR
>>24259208Blue
>>24259208Red
>>24259208Dante
>>24259208Arisa
>>24259208Armor King
A deal is a deal.. You better keep your end, fat boi.
Check 'em.This'll be a quick one.>>24259271You slow af. And I only took one of your entries.But a deal is a deal. Don't worry.
>>24259235Playre1 Jumpin' Jeff Farmer
>>24259276That's not my problem. I did what you wanted from me, rest is your business.
>>24259276Locked and loaded!>>24259263YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!
>>24259276Evil, beware!"Justice shall prevail!"[SHOW ME YOUR MIGHT!]
Let's start!And it looks like the code took this time.>>24259282Yeah, yeah. I told you, I gotchu. Homo.>kissu4chan XT is nicu for this filesize shit. Saved me a couple times now.
>>24259288"GWAAARH!">Not a promising start.
>>24259288OH SHIT! MORDRED I'M SORRY!
>>24259295N: Oh No!H: N WHY?!N: I'm sorry! Let me try reattaching them!
>>24259295Steel yourselves, friends!
>>24259307Well... that was easy...Hmm... Royally fucked we are!I'll take things that'll never happen in a million years for 100, Alex!
>>24259307>Is it even capable of penetrating his Gundarium Gamma outside to do it?
>>24259328H: Why me?!N: Why does it feel like I got the worse punishment?!
>>24259328[The future is radiant...but I already knew that!]
>>24259335It was fucking worth it!
>>24259344HEY! GIVE THOSE BACK!
>>24259344>...He's not either of those latter two, and the first one is up for debate.[Trivial!]
>>24259354>Knight check, the surviving one is;>Evens: normal>Odds: the big one
>>24259362And just like that, all three of my remaining chances of winning are gone, just like that.
>>24259368>pets
>>24259362I will lead the charge!>>24259370Perhaps I should stick to Cardass cards....
>image limitAww FUCK!It'll take time to get used to this.
If someone want to make a thread, cool.If not, I'll make one in like 5 minutes or so.
>300 secondsNew thread is cooking It'll be a second though.
>>24259396I was just about to.
>>24259401>>24259401>>24259401
>>24259406That works, too.
