>Get your 10/10 gf straight from your dreamsBUT>Your only child will be a bratty pocket-pixy daughterWould you take that deal anon?
>>24259032Will my other children be normal?
>>24259043You only get the one child.
I don't want a girlfriend and I certainly don't want a child either.
what if my 10/10 gf is a mini onaholegirl already however
>>24259051Fuck it, yeah
>>24259078Remember, shes a brat
>>24259139What kind of a brat? Like, a cute brat or an evil brat?
>>24259193Like an annoying brat, like a “not clean up after herself and sit in your chair” brat
>>24259225Cute. I wouldn't mind since all those are little problems coming from her (pun intended).
>>24259247You would mind when you’re about to plop down on the couch after a long sweaty work day and she’s blocking the way
OP is a lolipedo, BTW. "Little brat needs correction" is lolipedo garbage.
>>24259032Can I get a bratty girlfriend instead?
>>24259466Only if she's also your dream 10/10 gf
I only want the pixie
>>24259783Why?
>>24259316How would she block the way if she was so smol?
>>24259032Sure.Can I adopt more children? Is the 10/10 gf my soulmate that will never leave me?
>>24259032What the fuck is the matter with you? Why don't you spend your time thinking about the Roman Empire, like a normal man? Not this. Not this fucking bullshit!THE ROMAN EMPIRE
>>24259032bratty women are for raping
>>24259787Sex
>>24259032sounds good to me. >>24259054gay
>>24261585She could be in the middle of your seat
>>24262191But I can just easily move her. If she cries, I can just say that I will "ground her" and put her somewhere high up, like Rapunzel.
>>24262213She can always fly though, she’s still a pixy.
>>24262218I put her in a cage that is magic proof. I am assuming that one exist in this world.
>>24262245Probably would work. But why not just let her have the seat?
>>24261755I realized OP is the hypothetical daughter in question. I would still take the fae deal.
>>24261755>Is the 10/10 gf my soulmate that will never leave me?Yes.>Can I adopt more children?Sure, but no more biological kids.>I would still take the fae deal.Why is that?
>>24262247Fine, if she deserves it. But she needs some discipline in her life
>>24262256>But she needs some discipline in her lifeFair, but what if the cage doesn't work?
>>24262254>Why is that?I'll always take the ride from the stranger.
>>24259032I watched that anime 10 years ago, and I can still hear her yapping "MAMA, MAMA, PAPA, PAPA".
>>24262267Is it worth the headache from a child?
>>24262289magical headache > normal headacheWorth it imo.
>>24262297Oh? why is that? You'd think having a pixie brat in your face or on your seat would be more annoying, not less.
>>24262298Yes, but my soulmate and I would still love our magical daughter.
>>24262328That's cute, how would you behave around her?
>>24262298I am interested in seeing the supernatural, and frankly most deals with the fae are unfair, but I get a soulmate and a unique daughter. I'm annoying too.
>>24262333>I'm annoying too.lol, would you be annoying to your daughter?
>>24262331I'll behave well with her since she is my only daughter. She needs more since she's special.>>24262339Maybe. Hopefully it amuses her :)
>>24262344>Maybe. Hopefully it amuses her :)That'll depend on how you end up annoying her, lol
>>24262346I'll annoy her like any father. She is my only daughter after all.
>>24262298Is there honestly a single reason I shouldn’t just sit on the brat if she’s on my seat?
>>24259032This is a good deal. Even if the daughter is a brat she can't wear expensive clothes, only tiny custom ones. She also can't eat very much either so you can afford to feed her whatever she wants every day. And if she becomes destructive you can just keep her in an aquarium with a big rock on the lid.
>>24262562How do you discipline her if she's not being destructive, but just annoying or disrespectful?
>>24262355Because that’s mean
