Learn how they escaped the jewish landlords with this one simple trick.
California towns are banning them being parked on the street without a permit. And you need a local home address to get a permit.
>vanlifers
>>24261653Enjoy having zogbots beating on your window at 3am telling you to move
>>24261654>((california))hmmmm
>>24261653not enough space for kids
I can't drive.
Am I the only one who thinks people should be able to live in their cars?
pimp lifetake yo bitches on the road.
>>24261653That guy's got a crazy skull
Once you become landless nomad you are basically invisible and non-human to the rest of us. I live on the west coast and thereare lots of millennials living in vans and RVs as a choice. They're usually not poor and have WFH jobs. But they choose to live in awful cramped conditions with poor hygiene. Worse yet they're always trying to get into public amenities because (obviously) they don't have a very good shower or toilet in a fucking van. Just yesterday I was in line behind this 35 year old soi/chungus couple at the gas station and they spent 3 minutes begging the attendant to use the restroom even though they weren't buying anything.
>>24261653Live in a fucking van when gasoline is $6/gallon. Might as well live in a cardboard box in the park.
>>24261654what's stopping someone from just writing a random address down?
>>24261653Surely jews would love this? They live in a mobile pod and can be relocated to any economic zone.
>>24261660its a shit life anon. climate control and access to facilities are big problems. these people usually shit in bag-lined buckets unless they can setup their camp outhouse or find a gym, restaurant, or gas station. showering is also a challenge and so is food storage. the women cover up every single window at night to avoid people looking in. the world is closing in on them too. even super blue shitholes like california arent letting them park overnight in places >>24261654 also i cant even imagine what it feels like to say>my house broke downcars are awesome but theyre not homes
Insurance companies LOVE them
>>24261665They mail the permit to the address provided
Is that what Americans like doing? Living in white vans and driving around looking for little girls to pull into their van and rape?
>>24261654Then drive out of California.
They got a name for them, Jules; they are fucking bums
>>24261653What if your van breaks down?
>>24261670No. We drive around in white vans and pick up little brown boys like yourself and rape them. Get in, Faggot.
>>24261673>What if your van breaks down?That will be 5,000 dollars + tip, but if you are saving money from not renting, 5k isn't bad to get another 50,000 miles
>>24261675hmmm, so you do that online work stuff have the money and be ready for another 50k miles?
>>24261653You don't even need an RV you can literally just pitch a tent wherever. Paying 60-70% of your income to some jew corpos just so you can live in a closet sized apartment, isn't worth it. Wash in a river or a gym or YMCA.
>>24261676I don't do it myself but I would strongly consider it instead of paying some boomer-kike 2,500 a month to live in a dusty shitbox next to niggers
>>24261673huge tow truck bill. Local mechanic bends you over and rams you in the ass in repair costs knowing you are fucked if that tranny isn't rebuilt in a couple of days. Imagine driving around with a 5 gallon bucket of your own shit.
>>24261673Get it towed to mechanic, worst case scenario you get engine and everything redone. Probably need to do this every 15-30 years depending how much you drive it
>>24261678Find a job that offers housing. If i was a poor i'd go to Alaska and get a job on a boat.
if you post enough redpills youll get vanned for anyone wondering how to live a van life if your neet
>>24261679To do it, you would need a 10k emergency backup fund and some steady income from online stuff and maybe some seasonal work on a farm or something. >>24261681>on a boat.Hell no, the Sea is a scary place and don't want to be next to some crazy nigger having a meltdown. I'd rather go to some 99% white part of a random US state and live out a van
>>24261653Funny, considering insurance keeps rising and now petrol is.. lol
I did a week in a rented van. It gets humid and gross really fucking fast. If you're not careful you bring in tons of dirt and grime from outside. It's generally uncomfortable and messy. I didn't like it at all. It's remarkably similar to sleeping in a tent.It doesn't feel luxurious. You wake up feeling grimy and moist.It's easy to capture a handful of idyllic looking pics and make it seem like a nice experience, but believe me, it's not great.
>>24261653Where do they bathe?
>>24261667Thank you for immediately showing how much of a fucking retard you are that should not be listened to. Fuck the landlord Jew. >cars arent homesYeah that's why you put all the home shit in it, retard.
>>24261685Maybe dont walk in shit and mud all day anon. Also maybe dont be a fat cunt who wakes up greasy?
>>24261653That's what I'm doing. 10k for a trailer, but you save like 2k on rent every month. If you want to afford a house, stop looking down on trailer trash, they're saving mad money and buying a house in a few years.
>>24261687>Yeah that's why you put all the home shit in it, retard.go ahead. i wont stop you
>>24261688Really funny how all these anons barely try something then have very strong opinions against it. Almost like its a bunch of jews spamming 4chan begging anons to keep paying rent. For around $15,000 you can buy and fully convert a utility trailer to an off grid camper that only needs water input and sewer out.
>>24261688What do you think I rented it for? To just sit in a driveway? I took it camping in the national parks. Doing hikes and shit. How are you going to stay perfectly clean when doing that?I'm 6'9 and 210lbs and my dick is 8.5", since you asked
>>24261690Cool. You didn't. Guess what? Its a home on wheels and you're still a retard slaving away to a landlord Jew.
>>24261686there's a small shower stall and water heater, so you can still take a hot shower.
>>24261692Thanks for sharing you're gay and retarded.>I went hiking and got sweaty!Oh no! Has nothing to do with vans dumbass.
>>24261653I'd do this if I didnt have IBS
>>24261653being a fag?
>>24261653>>24261678We're running out of options and jews want that.
>>24261685You can get a portable dehumidifier for it.
>>24261687lawfully cars aren't homes, police can still search them and you don't get the same constitutional scrutiny as a house or apartment. if it's an RV and you've made it immobile, you can drink and if you're in a castle doctrine state all that shit applies
>>24261691>$15,000>fully convert a utility traileryoure thinking of the van lifers you see on social media and youtube. most people advocating van life dont have $1500, let alone $15,000. theyre sleeping on the floor of this after they bought it used
>>24261663Do Canadian gyms not have nice showers?Ours often even have pools and saunas for like $20/mo
>>24261669>PO box
>>24261700>bringing up the constitution>and he's still wrongYou jews HATE people who beat your faggot game.>>24261701Keep seething kikel>>24261702Its a bunch of jews and jeets seething at people who dont have to pay rent, and finding any reason (or making shit up) to keep paying landlord jews for doing norhibf.
>>24261693have fun when your home gets into an accident on the highway
>>24261704>Keep seething kikelnobody seething here. its just funny to me. you wanna go sleep on the floor of a rape van? go ahead. once again, i wont stop you
>>24261679my friend is a mechanic who works in a small shop and tells me not to go a local mechanic because they will rip you off, might even take your good parts and replace them with garbage parts. Told me if I bought the parts he'd do it if I helped. What would have cost me $500, costed me $50 in parts and about 30 minutes of time.
>>24261704>still wrong you're a faggot https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_v._Carney
>>24261653i hate to break it to you but living in a van fucking sucks and is super depressing
>>24261653>>24261654>noo you can't just live in your carLand of the free LMAO
>>24261653>you can’t park in there >you have to live in the government enforced, BlackRock owned pod
>>24261654Unenforceable. There is always some place to park. Maybe not in random neighborhood streets but if you do that you’re doing it wrong.
>>24261705I am having fun, and it never happened. Also you're still Jewish. Imagine something even more dangerous giving a Jew money for doing nothing! How scary!
>>24261699Yeah, whatever the cost, it's worth it. I'll pack one next time. We had the choice of opening the top vent and freezing our asses off or closing it and turning it into a chilly, muggy rainforest.We chose the chilly, muggy rainforest.I've had shitty times in a tent, but aside from camping in freezing temps, none of my tent experiences were as unpleasant as the camper van.Maybe after a few weeks, you start to figure out ways to make it work better. But that week I spent felt like there was just no way to make it into the pleasant experience I'd hoped it would be.At least when you're tent camping, there's good reason to feel kind of grimy and achy all the time. It feels more grounded in nature too. I'll stick with my tent in the future unless my wife begs to do the van again.
>>24261653>just become a gypsy bro to beat the jewsgypsies are equivalent to kikes just more violent but with less money.
>>24261712It is enforceable. Its illegal via city ordinances. They can tow you or give you tickets for sleeping in your vehicle after 10pm. Or they put signs ul saying "no commercial vehicles" since vans are normally titled as commercial. The whole administrative state and stealing property/fining people without convention of a jury is unconstitutional, but that's not changing while we live in a Zionist occupied government.
>>24261667Don’t listen to jewish shills it’s the best life I’ve ever lived. Do what you want when you want. It’s called freedom you faggot.
>>24261713from the retard who couldn't even do a basic search on how laws apply to vanlife lmao. you're talking out of your ass
>>24261653You keep insisting in violence, that's pathetic.
>>24261653The fact that this is the only way to escape jew shit should tell you just how fucked things are and how much they control all of society
>>24261714>an enclosed vehicle is less comfortable than a tentHave you ever considered you're a retard? You never realized you can put cargo, like water, in a van?Please stop posting Mr shekelberg its embarrassing.
>>24261716Bro I live in a major California town and there are specific parking lots for people to sleek that police patrol to keep safe. You have no idea what the fuck you are talking about.
>>24261721crashin out
>>24261720Then they come to 4chan to say "I got sweaty when hiking and camping in a van please keep paying rent" kek
>>24261714>I've had shitty times in a tent, but aside from camping in freezing temps, none of my tent experiences were as unpleasant as the camper van.tents have circulation vents unless its a super low tier piece of shit. a car with its doors closed is fully insulated unless you crack a window and then youre freezing. also definitely consider a portable dehumidifier for comfort but i've solved that issue for myself with a small battery powered fan pointed out one of the vents just to create some air circulation
>>24261713>you're still "J"ewishnice J schlomo
>>24261725Anon he's retarded there's no helping him. Who knew you get sweaty when hiking?
>>24261724have you read california v carney yet? can't wait to see your retarded sovereign citizenry on full display in bwc video
>>24261653Isn't that living arrangement, infamous for domestic violence and murder?
>>24261717>Do what you want when you wantliterally this is what i've been saying>you wanna go sleep on the floor of a rape van? go ahead
>>24261727>Who knew you get sweaty when hiking?it beats advocating for living in a fucking van lmao
>>24261729yes, and defending yourself becomes a complicated court case
i had a period in my life when i really wanted to turn one of these into a homethen i rented a professional camper van for the summer and i realized it never stopped feeling like im just camping in a tent but with extra stepsexcept now my tent weights 3 tons, comes with lots of maintenance, is a pain in the ass to find a place to stay for the night and never being able to truly relax knowing that all of your belongings are in a glass fiber with a flimsy door that any motivated 12 year old boy could rip openwant to shower? have fun with your home being so humid its dripping from the walls because the ventilation is never ever adequatewant to sleep? have fun waking up 10 times every night whenever a car or moped drives past or a bird lands on the roofwant to cook food? have fun with all of your clothes and belongings getting impregnated with the smells and the greaseand i was alone the whole time, if i had to share that space with 1 more person i would fucking kill myself
>>24261717Kikes seethe at van life because the rejection of consumerism and rent slavery dismantles their entire system.Plus if you get enough solar panels you can operate fully off grid and even distill your own water in some circumstances.>KEEP PAYING SHEKELBERG FOR DOING NOTHING, GOY! DONT YOU WANNA NOT BE SWEATY? VANS ARE ONLY OPERATED BY RAPISTS!
anyone ever notice the discussion is always about ways to avoid paying rentlike living in a van or homeless maxingbut never overthrowing the system that enables the landlords to price gouge everyone?
>>24261733Nice VPN hop. You kikes are so retarded it hurts. >I GOT SWEATY WHEN HIKING>I PUT MY SWEATER IN MY FOOD AND NOW ITS DIRTY>PLS KEEP PAYING RENT
>>24261734aren't you forgetting something you poisonous kike?
>>24261654Fuck em trailer parks are a scam
>>24261654What's stopping them from just... driving out of California?
I just don't get people who advocate against it.>it's uncomfortable, too hot, too coldYou have a massive country with varying seasonal weather, you can literally go and live anywhere>maintanance costsAverage home is 400k, rent cucking nets a loss average of 20k a year at the lower end. vehicle price and maintenance is a drop in the bucket, you'd have a breakeven in about 3-5 years from van living as opposed to rent cucking.>>24261735Landlords don't "price gouge"You want to solve housing/rent prices, remove immigrants. Supply and demand.