travel anywhere in the world …even the most remote like Nome or Novosibirsk or Falklands or Alice Springs .. and you’ll find Chinese food. It’s easier to find fried rice than a cheeseburger. Why can’t the west win the cuisine war? (Even Indian curry is winning)
>>24261762MSG won. Highly addictive
>>24261763Numbah wan
>>24261762I prefer Indian food to Chinese food
>>24261764Sum ting wong
Everyone has access to rice and everyone eats it, it's a staple food. Unlike hamburgers you fucking dolt
>>24261762*americanized chinese food ftfy
>>24261765Sitdown: Indian foodTakeout: Chinese foodIndians haven't figured out how to one-box one-utensil their cuisine like the Chinese have.
Meanwhile I'm from a rural bum fuck town under 10k, but now live in one of the biggest cities in the US, and the Chinese food here fucking sucks ass compared to what the redneck Asians made back home. What the fuck. I swear there was more Chinese restaurants in my shitty city too. The ones here are just hoity toity. I want box Chinese. The fake shit. Fuck the real shit. That's just a flapping bat on noodles and lettuce.
>>24261765You'll love Thai.
>>24261762Except picrel isn't "real" chinese food, as in you will never find that slop being served in China. Picrel is westernized chinese-themed food slop, so did china really win, what is the point being made here?
Cheeseburgers are only considered cheap food in the West, in most of the rest of the world rice is the basis of cheap food.
MSG is bad for u. At least we Indians don't use MSG. Ask your Indian restaurant to make "less ghee, less oily", then it becomes healthier. Plus, restaurant Indian food (like butter chicken) isn't real Indian food. Look up some recipes online. Some ethnic dishes from my side of the country are: poha, upma, dal bhat, khichdi, kolhapuri chicken, etc.>>24261765>>24261763>>24261764>>24261765
>>24261772>sweet potatoes with ricotta and green beansYeah no thanks ...
>>24261762You are welcome.
>>24261762This is true. For example, I found a number of Chinese restaurants in the Caucasus. They were more common than American-style restaurants. Sort of related, but Mexican food was also fairly easy to find. Not Taco Bell shit either, but fairly good approximations of the real thing.
>>24261762…AND THEEEEEEEEEEEN?
>>24261770>bologna >mustard>cheese (optional)>white breadPeak
>>24261762>Implying the food served in the West is actual Chinese food and not some bastardized version.
>>24261778>CaucasusIf you mean the European Caucasus then I call bullshit. You can't even find real Mexican food in Canada.
>>24261775>we Indians>leafchecks out
SLAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWPPPPPP!!!!!
>>24261763you don't even know what MSG is
>>24261762cheap alcohol plus chinese food is good combo. You rinse the taste of horse piss from your mouth with msg.
I LOVE CHINESE FOOD
>>24261762I've never eaten Indian food in my entire life and I never plan to. I'm not even joking.I've never eaten Chinese food either I just assume it's cat meat and gutter oil. Never eaten Japanese either don't really care about Asian cuisine and that makes weebs seethe.
>>24261775>uWhy do poojeets write like teen girls?
How long will it take for the west to realize that MSG is not dangerous?
>>24261787would
>>24261762I'm meeting a slutty Chinese university professor for dinner tonight. Wish me luck with the sideways vagina
>>24261777Italians think a bit too highly of their food. It's only remarkable compared to the rest of Europe. I mean the Dutch consider icecream sprinkles on cold white bread to be a real breakfast.
>>24261792Good luck bro, remember to drink tea while eating Chinese to help wash down the grease
>>24261785Stfu sloped headed mongoloid ape
>>24261762Doubt but there are a lot of Chinese restaurants in bfe USA I think aren’t there more Chinese restaurants than McDonald’s
>>24261765Saars!!!
>>24261782What on earth is a "European Caucasus"? It's Middle Eastern, Asian, whatever you want to call it. But that region is no more "European" than Iran is "European".And call bullshit all you want, but I've traveled and worked there extensively. I've eaten the Chinese and Mexican food. You, on the other hand, have probably never ventured beyond your local Burger King.
>>24261793You're forgetting the butter and it's delicious ya moron
>>24261762Here you go
>>24261780Wtf is that cold cuts / ham in a PB&J? >>24261793This. Greek food is just as good as Italian but theyre humble about it.
>>24261792Even easier, an occidentophile at an Italian restaurant
>>24261762>wumaoslop>goyslop>which one is better?tiresome, all, its, etc
>>24261762unfortunately indian curry make you smell like an indian
>>24261801PB&J with bacon. One of the sandwiches that killed Elvis.
What about burgers. Do they have Burger's?
>>24261762You don't know a damn thing about Chinese food.
Italian food is still king. Show me somewhere that doesn't have pizza or pasta.
>>24261762You realize these are all American inventions right? Tell Chinese food like authentic Mexican food is disgusting. Much like Hawaii, modern China is literally a American invention. Browns invented human sacrifice cannibalism and mud huts.
>>24261762You could say the same about the Latin alphabet and Arabic numerals.
>>24261762>Using the food argumentYou know this is the same argument that the left uses to defend Immigrants when they commit crimes.>"Yes that immigrant raped that woman, but their food tastes so good it's worth it"
>>24261793What is a cuisine you would put above Italian? I would love to hear this. Pizza alone has all but maybe 4 or 5 cuisines beat.
>>24261775>MSG is bad for u. At least we Indians don't use MSGLOL. Nigga you use human shit to season your food
>>24261801>Greek food is just as good as ItalianThere isn't even such thing as Greek food, all of balkans/greece/turkey and most of the levant eat the same food and all claim they invented it.
Indian food and Beaner food are the most overrated food
>>24261812I don't want to rank entire cuisines against each other because that seems pointless. I would say that Italian, French, Greek, Japanese, Chinese (real) and Southern US all have elements within them that I consider my favorites.
>>24261812Japanese, Spanish, Chinese, Portuguese, Brazilian
>>24261762Most of that "Chinese" food isn't even being cooked on site. It gets put in plastic containers for reheating. That's how your $11.99 lunch combo E with fortune cookie and small drink tastes the same as the Chinese place across town and is ready in 4 minutes. Tastes fucking good though.
>>24261765Authentic Chinese > Indian > Chinese-American
>>24261775Only retards eat Indian food cooked by Indians.
>>24261816Maybe the real hotdog was the friends we made along the way.
China won.
>>24261816Maybe he wouldn't feel empty if he actually ate the hotdogs.
>>24261762china food is shit and trash
>>24261769All of you absolutely retarded faggots have never once read your local health inspections. If you weren’t so unbelievably stupid you wouldn’t be eating “food” at these places
>>24261762Subsidization.You know when governments are being paid off to shit on prices.
>>24261817Those are all mid except chinese and its really american chinese
>>24261769>one-box one-utensilHaven't you seen indian street food? They'll pour that goop into a napkin in your hand. Indians don't need boxes or utensils.Indian restaurants are a western invention.
>>24261762Chinese food is American, same as "Mexican" or "Italian" food. picrel
>>24261768these retards are acting like everyone is eating peking duck. they're all eating general tso's which was invented in california.
>>24261829Not really. Italian - American food and texmex are their own thing but still mostly italian and mexican
>>24261762>>24261829see?
>>24261762I order in Eng Rish serve me Slavs dog
>>24261831Italian Americans and Mexican Americans are from Italy and Mexico. What did you expect? For them to make new plants and animals in a lab or something? No, Italians came here to be Americans, because Italy sucks and they couldn't afford meat. When they became Americans, they put meat on the pasta, and the second most famous Italian food was born. You still don't see meatballs on pasta in Italy, and their pizza still sucks compared to ours.This is even more pronounced with "Chinese" food. It's really nothing like the gross food from China.
>>24261762Britain perfected Chinese food
>>24261835Needs pork and vegetables in the fried rice.
>>24261771The flyover yearns for the slop
>>24261795I'm Ukrainian, you seething mutt
>>24261793Still you get it worldwide. Must be the noodle, like Chinese.
>>24261835>>24261836
>>24261839What do you get at an Italian place, if I may ask?
>>24261770This is literally just a hotdog in a flat sliced format.
>>24261787Shitbull justice served.
>>24261842Is that a complaint or just an observation
>>24261842
There's yet one janny left who does his job. Great work.
>>24261850but what button would he press?
>>24261849Thank you for the sandwich chart this will come in handy soon, it's almost like God himself sent you to save me from prison
>>24261852Do what is right and let others do what they might dawg
>>24261770Niggers eat bologna they used to give them rolls of it with government cheese
>>24261770
>>24261775I'd prefer Indian food outside of India made by a non indian.