Location: Unnecessary Necessities"If you need it, we don't sell it!"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNyzCZLkyqQ>We periodically host a web-based battle royale that can include anything and anyone. Shenanigans ensue, and some people attempt to write it into semi-coherent narratives, playing the part of the characters within!Check here for additional details:https://rentry.org/HungerGamesHostingGuideUpdatedhttps://brantsteele.com/hungergames/Previous thread: >>24262690SHAMELESS PLUG: Join my /i/ game! >>>/i/831352
Didn't even notice the new thread, lul
>>24265637I'm like a shadow when I post. Real Gs move silently like lasagna
>>24265637My guy... The fuck am I gonna do with two teeth and a femur?? You gotta have somethin' better than that!
>>24265633Own the pun.Become the– no, don't become the pun. That's a bad move in this case.>>24265637I am betting on Dana.
>>24265640>All of our anon schizos have relocated to erp by the looks of it.I know they weren't exactly anonymous at all but does that include Mordred? Last time I went to /trash/ HG I saw them still there
>Never trust Tingle tech>>24265582"Zelda, I like you and all, but I've heard better singing from sweaty drunk men spectating a cage fight...And it wasn't pleasant.">Dana is already pissed about the airship's food stock not having extra spicy chicken, not even God himself could make her feel better about the trip>>24265592>Not finding a single spot capable of satisfying Dana's crave for spicyness, she resorts in paying back the city's insolence by spray painting a bucket, some drumsticks, and trashing a car before setting it on fire, essentially creating the image of a flaming bucket of chicken.
>>24265637we all fall D O W N
>>24265647Exactly. I'll pun-it-up next time, lul.>>24265648Nah, Mordy doesn't really fuck around HG. He's bored with the sim 'n shit. He helped me shit up /trash/ hg a bit when I had a little frustration sperg meltie. But then fucked off here to /bant/ for the most part.
>>24265654FUCKING RETARD, YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO GRAB ME!FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuu-
>>24265637This my friend is how you start a flame with metal.>[ Smashing the scrap together and hoping it works. Seems like it did. ]>>24265654Oi...! Where's m stuff at‽>[ His spices‽ Left over prawn, meat jerky, and ceramic pots‽ Gone. Sniffing the air hoping to grab the scent of the thieves. ]
>>24265637>CremiaThe medkit… it’s gone. Those clipboard tyrants must have stolen it when we were hiding behind that perfectly trimmed hedge! >Romani>Romani grabs the strip of fabric from Cremia’s hands before she can protest. She ties the cloth around her head, covering the cut.>>24265654>RomaniHey, Big Green Guy! Romani wants to adventure! You look like you steal stuff from bad guys! Can we help?
>>24265654Hey, I WORK at a nuclear plant! Don't yuk my yum for doing my job!>>24265655>But then fucked off here to /bant/ for the most part.And worst of all...he could be any one of us...
>>24265654>Imagine Doomguy humping every wall, unlocking every secret there is to be had. >>24265748>There's a hint of sulfur, Hellfire, gunpowder, and R A G E to be had. >>24265751>Unfs in the affirmative, pointing to one unhumped wall that likely held a secret or two.
>>24265654Some secrets aren't meant to be seen...
>>24265754Roses are redLink is HomerHe met his DoomWhen he met the Domer
>>24265752Nah, YOU'D know if Mordy popped by, lul. I love 'em, but it would get noisy, lol. There isn't any drama here for Mordy to enjoy.I don't expect 'em to stop by here except maybe on a whim. He told me he was 100% done with us.
>>24265754kinda early for this but eh, why not?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLqouKvVtH4
>>24265754>The Doom Marine wouldn't share his secrets with Limer, but he was more than happy to share some lead with him. >>24265763>That's what you get, Mr. Poet!
>>24265753Too late! We’re teaming up! This is perfect hero >Moments later. The three of them are crouched behind some crates near the back entrance of the workshop. Romani is holding her stick sword like it’s a legendary blade. Cremia is having a quiet existential crisis.>CremiaRomani, this is stealing! From a workshop! I thought you wanted to be a hero>RomaniNo no. Romani wants to be an adventurer. Big difference. This is important! Big Green needs help carrying loot and Romani is small and sneaky. Perfect adventurer skills!>>24265754>Show's over. THEY won.
>>24265637>(Was tempted to pull the definition of a jerma joke instead lmao)"I'll just take the live chicken thanks. What do you mean it's YOUR pet?">>24265654>Just another event that will end up making the legendary tales of Dana travel even further, gunned down by an eldritch horse yet escaping thanks to some purple masked man with a gem for a face."This was not in my yearly's bucket list..."
>>24265753>[ The mixture of varying different scents was slightly distressing to the wolf's nose. ]Perhaps it would be best if I do not meet this particular stranger...>>24265754...>[ Turning around and walking away. ]>>24265765>[ Leaping from collapsing building to building. It pains him that he cannot help the rest, but he'll try. ]
>>24265765https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-II9BwYqO8c
>>24265768>And Doomguy found some armor, the man quickly donning the fresh vest to better protect himself with practiced ease. He didn't say much but he gave an affirming nod to Romani: heroics could maybe come later. For now, they were anti-heroes as they "borrowed" some stuff from the wolfman. >He motioned for the two to hurry it up, suspecting that the owner would be back soon... >>24265774>If trouble had a scent, THIS was it for sure. >Best keep an eye and nose out for them in the future to better avoid them. >>24265778>A jungle temple? Nuh uh, Doomguy is NOT playing Plutonia again. You two chumps have fun with the bajillion monster closets.
>>24265764"You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave">>24265766Note to self: Throw away my big book of limericks before I get any more holes blown into me
>>24265784>Be sure to grab a Megasphere to get some much needed health and armor as well to replace it.
>>24265784Fuck, if that ain't the truth. Might be 10 months, might be 10 years, but HG seems to draw folks back in eventually. It feels like that anyways.
>>24265778I spelled Doomguy wrong, didn't I?
>>24265778I do not understand how to operate this contraption... but I will try..>[ Random moments of the joystick and suddenly explosion nearby! ]W-W-was that by my hands...? I pray no one was hurt..
>>24265778>"accident"Uh huh...
>>2426579820 rupees on Blaidd.
>>24265798>You're right: that was NO accident. >Poor Loonk got gibbed.
>>24265798>>24265802>50 on Doomguy.
>>24265798Also apparently the next 4 days are all just peace slides, so I'm just gonna skip that shit lmaoWNS>Tex>Blaidd>Doomguy
>>24265810How about Blaidd? B for Berry!
>>24265783>[ Blaidd is no stranger to the scent of blood. But the amount BOOMguy coats himself with and the fact that it it demonic blood... Really mother's the corgis nose. He'll definitely be wary should they meet. ]>>24265798*HMPH!* A mask will not be enough to intimidate me. Though... it may fetch a pretty penny.
>>24265804I'll match that bet.50 Rupees! You're on!>>2426581050 Rupees on Blaidd!
>>24265810I *totally* haven't bet yet but here's another bet on Doomguy. Winky-face.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtLofwJKdv0
>>24265783>Cremia aggressively whispers.ᴵ ᶜᵃnnᵒᵗ ᵇᵉˡᶦᵉᵛᵉ ᴵ’ᵐ ᵇᵉᶦnᵍ ᵖᵉᵉʳ ᵖʳᵉˢˢᵘʳᵉᵈ ᶦnᵗᵒ ᶜʳᶦᵐᵉ ᵇʸ ᵐʸ ˡᶦᵗᵗˡᵉ ˢᶦˢᵗᵉʳ ᵃnᵈ ᵃnᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ᵍʳᵉᵉn ˢᶦˡᵉnᵗ ᵗʸᵖᵉ. >Cremia follows from behind. Romani's bandanna slightly askew but still fabulous, holding up her stolen gadget triumphantly. Romani got a cool tool!>The two shuffled away quickly from the big bad wolf's workshop.>>24265810>Doomguy.
>>24265814>The stench of death carried with this mysterious human for sure. Tread lightly, especially since we're now in the endgame... >>24265804>>24265818>The vote of confidence is appreciated! >>24265821>And rewarded, Doomguy being a bit underhanded this time around with this play of his.
>>24265821No.Freakin'.Way...
>>24265821https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpnW68Q8ltc
>>24265827And this
>>24265821>>24265823>[ he should have been wary. Especially when meeting BOOMguy.]Should we trust him.... he was drenched in blood! I smelled it off his armour! We could be next...!>[ And yet, fate was not on the corgis side. ]
>>24265827Those armor guys are all tough! Hehe...Thanks for the game and thank you for winning, Doomguy!
>>24265827Good job, Doomguy......even if i gotta pay Vaati 20 rupees I DON'T have!Thanks for hostin', Spook. Good game, good game. I was tickled pink by all the Zelda/Link entries.
>>24265827>>24265829My congratulations and thanks.
>>24265823>>24265827>>24265829Gosh, how did I call that? Gg, grats.
>>24265822>Another green silent type? Now that got Doomguy's interest for a moment, the helmeted figure staring at Cremia for a moment before shrugging his shoulders. >Leading the way out, the three anti-heroes got clear of the now cleared out workshop in record time. Doomguy and his ill-gotten gains would go on to help him win the fight as well, vindicating their bet on him. >>24265827>>24265829>Hell yeah, victory! And with 6 kills to the Marine's name to boot! >Doomguy raises his Super Shotgun high in a quiet celebration! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRV5mX4XAFw>>24265830>That was a firm no then, the sneaky and silent protagonist killing them indirectly by working with local enforcers.
>>24265754>Having to periodically do maintenance on her mechanical arm, for Dana, bringing back to life a simple Droid is just another daily chore"Perfect! Now just stand here near the entrance and hold this.">She just drops her keys and wallet on its hands...>>24265778"And that's how I helped in stopping the Honk Kong rio-">A sudden explosion, followed by a black void, and later a blurry image of her own office."...">Door creaks.Jill: "B-Boss? You look pale..."Dana: "Where's that whiskey your cat friend gifted you. I need a glass.">>24265821It was obvious, perfect ending.>>24265827Thanks for hosting o7
>>24265822It'll always tickle me how the n's are never shrunken in these things. You'd think there'd be some kind of workaround or substitution by 2026>>24265821Snitches get riches...>>24265829Thanky hosto>>24265835More like...tickled Link
>>24265817>>24265821>Vaati/Happy Mask Saleman laugh.mp3>>24265827Just as expected.>Congratulations.>>24265829>And thank you.>>24265835>Ya better get grass-cutting, boy!
>>24265829ggs ggs. thanks for the game
>>24265827>>24265829Perhaps that is the "beast" that serpent spoke off...>[ A snarl escapes the Corgi's mouth. ]Many thanks for the match...>[ GG BOOMguy. ]
>>24265827>Thanks for hosting. Nicely done.>>24265572>Appreciated
>>24265833>>24265835 (Still wish I had a Link-themed entry for this game lol) >>24265836>>24265838>>24265840>>24265841>>24265842>>24265843>>24265844>Performs a 21-gun salute in thanks.
I now know why you guys moved to /bant/. Congrats on finding a way to beat the schizos. Was informed you guys moved over here, and the state of this place has gotten better than it was a while ago. I'm not gonna stay for long, I might come back eventually, but I have a special place for HG in my heart, and I'd never want to see it die. Have a great one, you guys. Love ya all.
>24265833>>24265835>24265836>>24265838>24265839>>24265840>24265841>>24265842>24265843>>24265844>24265847np np, I'll have your winthing when it's ready, Gordon.Rest of ya'll RP with each other in the meanwhile, or post some tuneshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5nl4P4CUkI>>24265859>gropes
>>24265847>No prob, hope work's going well for you too.>>24265863>Thanks man, looking forward to it. If it helps with the wincard thing, I was using the Doom 64 version of Doomguy specifically. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=342V1LQjM4s
>>24265848>(Still wish I had a Link-themed entry for this game lol)You'd think with the popularity of both series that someone on DeviantArt or wherever would've made a crossover by now>>24265859Adios amigo o7
>>24265841Oh Lenny.>>24265842Yeah, yeah, I'm on it, I'm on it. Just don't go all crazy eyeball on me. I'll pay ya... eventually.>>24265859>respectful saluteo7
>>24265867>It does certainly exist, I know it. I'm just too lazy to seek it out at the moment though lol. Closest thing I have on hand is pic related.
>>24265859Have a good one out there.
>>24265859Peace my dude. Swing by sometimes if yer up for it.Have a good one
>>24265859>Happy to have you stop by at any time. Take care, wherever you end up. o7>>24265863https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ra5QRD5SQhw
>>24265859>We'll take whatever wins we can get lol. Nice to see you too man.
>>24265863What kind of IMMODEST person do you take me to be? I don't do that kind of stuff!... On this board. Well, I shan't stay for too long, just wanted to say I'm happy for you guys. I'd say the lack of anonymous posting is a con for most places, but it's a worthy sacrifice given how many sameschizos liked to stir the pot on /trash/.>>24265867>>24265870>>24265872>>24265882>>24265886Have a good one, all. Despite all the crap, I'm glad HG found a way to live on. Moving the boards to cut out the main tumor was the right move. I might stop by again in the future. I've been here about 4 years now, I doubt I'll be able to go on forever without an eventual itch to come back and play sum hungry games.
>>24265871https://www.deviantart.com/ghostmangm/art/Doomguy-X-858537503I couldn't find it with my two whole minutes of searching but I found this which looks kinda neat>>24265877Take the Mr Ping challenge! Ping the /i/ game 29,998,559,671,349 times
>>24265848I'm suprised there ain't more out there. Two green silent protags? You'd think there would be cross-over. If i find anything, I'll throw it your way. I gotta get some new Link pics anyhow.>>24265863https://youtu.be/nEidbkibsiE?si=BQuX3Hq-8keOTDRjSeem's fitting.
>>24265829>Thanks for hosting!>>24265859>Welcome back.
>>24265891I entered a quick sketch into your /i/ just something I vaguely remember in a dream I had.
As an outsider, you have my best wishes on /hg/'s "metamorphosis", wherever it will end up taking you.>>24265848Deserved victory.>>24265863https://youtu.be/PiLc3m59qIw
>>24265891>Yee, not a bad Megaman x Doom crossover piece. Thanks! >>24265893>Same man. I mean there's this >>24265871 but that's about it for me unfortunately. At least for Doomguy and Link crossover stuff. >I'd appreciate just about anything you can scrounge up, be it for Halo or Doom and Zelda stuff.
>>24265899Merci.
>>24265829>Laaaaate thank you!
>>24265889If this is the permanent home for us now then we're gonna have to come up with a regular event that isn't SAW...or maybe I'm just bitter cos I'm the only Bri'ish person leftThis means I'm also not gonna be able to use the secret avas I haven't revealed yet! Bummer!>>24265898Noice detail on the beak, I was wondering who drew that image. What happened in the dream?>>24265899You can stick around if you'd like, new blood is always welcome>>24265900You're welcome buddy
>MFW image size limityeah, this is gonna take some getting used to...>>24265894>>24265941NP>>24265899You a native here? Welcome.>>24265900https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZgY-kVc8yI
>>24265953One of those that you wake up from in a sweat, yet can't remember any of it.Best thing I can remember was me petting a red bird.
>>24265954>I'm already sold on the intro/title screen part. Appreciate the share Spook, always liked your taste in music.
I should wear my better dress.>>24265940Prego.>>24265953That was the plan when I visited you all on /trash/ last week *Nod*>>24265954No I just started hanging around /bant/ right after seeing the disastrous state of /hg/ in /trash/, I know of /hg/'s existence since the 2017/2018(iirc) /b/ threads.
/bant/-g
>>24265970Ah, ok then>>24265972>flagayo? This who I think it is?
>>24265972>Star?
>>24265961I had a weird dream mere hours ago where I was following this unusually intelligent gothic kid (think Wednesday Addams) through a series of warehouses. When I asked where she came from she said "Mucha Lea" and then I woke up immediately after. I think that means "read more books" in Spanish. Guess I'll be doing some more reading in May for her sake>>24265970In that case, welcome aboard! I will tolerate you calling it /hg/ and not HG since you're new-ish>>24265972>trinidad & tobagoPick ONE geez
>>24265972>Rare flag! Is this...
>>24265970Obrigado.Blessed night to you and ᵃnʸ ᵉˣᶜᵘˢᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ᵐᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵃᵛᵒᶦᵈ ˢᵖᵉᵃᵏᶦnᵍ ᴵᵗᵃˡᶦᵃn everyone else.
>>24265972And to you too.
>>24265986>Have a goodnight man, see you around!
>>24265976did another islander roll through this place and replace me???>image too big>image too big>image too bigHiro will feel my blade. >>24265980>picks up the phoneMochi mochi. >>24265983the better island comes first. >>24265985im (You)>>24265990niniii
>>24265986Good bed.Today was fun. Today was a good day I feel like.Time for sleeps for me too though. Good bed, y'all.
>>24265998>Hola amigo. Glad you could drop in here. Hope you stick around! >>24265999>Nice trips man, have a good rest!
>>24265999https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvV_bk51OM8
>>24265998>Welcome to the awkward, clumsy housewarming party.>>24265999>>24265986>Rest well.
>>24265998https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwVHdKOrY70>Glad to see you make it here as well. Feel free to stick around.>>24265999Night, night. Thanks for the games.
>>24265983Get to reading Lenny. It was vision
>>24266004i can drop /bant/ onto my little 4chanX sticky bar. im board hopping a lot these day but i can try and catch a couple games. >>24266006>leaves a half-eaten bread baske as the housewarming gift i ate all the nice ones on the way here, but you guys can have the pumpernickel breadsticks...>>24266012you guys better lock the door then. you need to start trapping people and holding them hostage.
>>24266012The invisible man's outside!>>24266013My oversized schnozzola shall remain buried in books all month long. I have a big pile I need to get through anyway>>24266039Did you eat half the bread or half the basket?
>>24266039>Ay, that sounds fair enough. And thanks for the bread basket lol.
>>24265983Thanks! Ah my bad, I remember it being called like that way back, I might be wrong, I never participated and lurked twice a year at best.Duly noted though. >>24265986What did he mean by this...Goooodnight.>>24265999Numbers.'Night and rest well.
>>24266039>If we stick around for the long haul, maybe we'll cover the place in glue.>>24266042>HOW DID YOU SEE HIM THEN YOU FUCKING PRICK
>>24266042yes. >>24266046you specifically can't take from it. YEARS of tormenting Polka and this is my revenge.
>>24266054>wtf it was just a prank bro???
>>24266052>Iflook at this greenhorn. ora, fix that vocab. manifest the migration. did my furry wife Bea also come over? >>24266060if you let me bean you with a 'mato right now you can get one.
>>24266047Every other general calls it /hg/ so maybe we're the ones in the wrong. Either way you're fine, it's just something that I am way too pedantic about for my own good>>24266052One of these days I'll finish that Robotnik folder. I had such a good time watching/screencapping the few episodes that I did
>>24265998Welcome aboard m8, good to see ya on the 3rd exodus.>image too bigTell me about it lmao, half of the images/gift i got are now unusable. But that's the price of freedom™
>>24266064>We ARE staying here unless we get ejected by force!>And to my knowledge, not yet.>>24266065>That'd be great, if it's that incarnation of him.
>>24266069*gif
>>24265622>The none too seemingly busy store soon got a few new potential customers when a UNSC Warthog rolled up to its front, the Marines in the space jeep contemplating the place. (MRN #3) "Unnecessary Necessities"? (MRN #2) Woah look at that, you know how to read. (MRN #3) Tch, jackass. But for real, what do you make of this joint? (MRN #2) Might have some old novelty crap we can buy. Assuming they take Credits which I doubt. (MRN #3) Yeah, that could be a problem... >Shaking his head, the lance corporal leading the fireteam sighed. (MRN #1) We're mostly on patrol anyway guys, so let's stay focused.(MRN #3) Aye aye.
>>24266064>Nothing's for free Polka player! If you want a shot at the 'Guy, you gotta roll for it!
>>24266070Objectively the best version. Maybe I'm looking through rose-tinted glasses though cos I loved all those YTPs growing up
>>24266065>Every other general calls it /hg/ so maybe we're the ones in the wrong2 B fair we're the alphas, and HG is chad-coded. >>24266069>we've become the migrants yet againseeing as you were able to host at least it's not holding us back. good luck adjusting to it lol. >>24266070you're supposed to knock on wood after saying that!!!! okay thanks ill peek over now and then to check y'all out. >>24266077you just wanted a piece of bread for free?????
Why do you split threads when the other thread didn't even hit the bump limit
>>24266081>Mmmmmaybe. You did say it was a gift basket!
>>24266081Heck yeah B)>>24266082We were hosting a Hunger Game (>>24265637); as those rely on images we kinda had to make a new thread to finish it
>>24266081Hosting ain't a problem, it's just slightly more tedious now lol.>>24266082Image limit bruh
>>24266080>In all honesty, he was the best part of that show so it's not all that tinted.>>24266081>I had the wood and the wishbone ready! A good number of us like it here, in any case. See you around!
>>24266089>>24266091Ah..I gotcha. Maybe weave posting with an image one time and another without one???
Test
You guys should go ask the mods if they'll raise the image limit here. It's a pretty slow board anyway.
>>24266074Gotta call it early, but take this Gordonhttps://pastebin.com/embed_js/wrE0crqQ
>>24266087control your greed, not a gift for you. >tosses a tomato at you quickly>Odds: Hit>Evens: Miss>>24266089shrimp Lenny....>drops you in some boiling water. >>24266091the price of freedom....once you guys take over /bant/ with seven threads up at once you can tell Hiro to up the limits. >>24266092seee you around as well, try to not get into any trouble.
Actually I just realized we may be inadvertently clogging the catalog thanks to >>24266082 's pointThe old thread's still up, because the post limit is longer than the image limit. And this one about to be done as well, one option is to stay in the current thread and spam until the post limits reached otherwise we'll have a pile up.
>>24266104>Gotcha. Also I can't open the link, says the paste is private lol. >>24266105>Fffffine, I'll work on it. >In the meantime, Doomguy gets tomato'd, just like old times sake. >Now where's his motherfuggin' bread?
>>24266109Asking people to delete their old images is probably asking too much.
>>24266109how many old threads are up? are they not getting pushed down? /b/ would hop without hitting bump as well i think but that board's faster. >>24266114>hands Doomy the half-finished bread basket.
Leaving my image off cos I'm awesome B)>>24266094For the participants we sometimes reply to multiple slides at once, but I'm not sure how the hosts could do something similar>>24266096Good idea but I'll let someone else do it>>24266105AAAAAIIIIIIEEEEE>>24266109So you're saying that we need to stop having games so often...
>>24266114Damn. Hold up. Lemme fix something on my end.>>24266109Well that maybe an issue.
>>24266116Aw yeah, talk about being a breadwinner. >>24266118Yee, no problem.
>>24266120https://pastebin.com/embed_js/wrE0crqQmaybe it will work now.
I've been lurking while in bed.I don't think it'll be an issue. Look at the catalog lol.It's long cat and cirno threads that keep getting bumped by 1 japanese guy.We're solid imo.
>>24266117well with IDs do we really need images???? is this the beginning of image less RP....>>24266120>Gordon punim leaving
>>24266082>>24266089>>24266109I'd worried about this. The rest of the board seems quite slow.>>24266096Wait, would they actually listen? I'm used to them largely ignoring us off in the abyss from whence we came.
>>24266127>Wait, would they actually listenProbably not but if we end up with 15 games threads on the board it's not like anyone will be surprised.
I believe someone here can talk to the staff on #irc and get their thoughts on increasing image limits. Perhaps Cirno or someone used to #irc?
>>24266125>[image description: lenny from the simpsons is holding a big frosty mug of duff beer, winking and chuckling to the viewer. he is surrounded by an enormous pile of money of an unknown currency with the number 24 on each visible note]The future is NOW...does it still count as avatar posting if we don't use images but we still RP?
>>24266123>Yeah it worked! And is this a Halo-themed game code? Did you write it? >>24266125>Noooooooo don't goooooooo.
>>24266142>[image description: Test mah man]
>>24266137Yeah. I hosted it a few times before as well. Been working on it off and on as well as two other ones. Since you're the other big time halo nerd like me, figured it works for you to have too. Maybe even host it as some "war games" simulator like what they did on the ship Infinity. Considering you do the EPIK ArrPee with the UNSC.Now just gotta find a big gears nerd too.
>>24266052*starts twangin' that wiener like a doorstop*
>>24266148Nice! And I didn't know you hosted. Gave it a look of course and I thought it was pretty nice, plenty of good stuff inside. I like the IWHBYD taunt for one thing and the Master Chief stuff where the Hierarchs task tributes to try, and fail, to kill him was neat too. Although I have an obvious bias towards that lol. I should give hosting a try someday though, but for now I refrain. Still have the pastebin bookmarked mind you. I think Nova knows his GoW too. So maybe consult him too.
>>24266065It's not something I have much of a say in anyway so I have to trust whatever I get told.
>>24266136hold on this post has some aura....>..does it still count as avatar posting if we don't use images but we still RP?something tell me RP is also a no-no? then again it's not like this place has a topic>>24266137i have to go and play my children's climbing game. recently got hooked on peak long after it stopped being relevant.
>>24266163Oh alright fine, you have fun and all. Just don't be a stranger now.
>>24266152https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTXiJpCDiH4
>>24266158Yeah, I was going to do it back when I was building a folder for ArrPee as Ben Carmine, but I lost that folder some time ago.Whenever you want. Give it a shot: have the UNSC use the Sim for recruitment or something, maybe throw a grunt as an announcer, like in H5.Guess I'll wait till he shows up again. Now take this image. I die now. Have a good one>>24266163We've been able to squeeze some ArrPee sessions here so far.
>>24266074>The door's chime rings as it opens to reveal a small group of people in deep green uniforms spilling out, chattering to themselves idly. It seems as though the group has come here for...souvenirs? Several of them hold kitschy-looking trinkets like lava lamps and framed pictures.>...Practically a bunch of kids, barely old enough to throw in a uniform. None of them even seem to notice the obviously-armed vehicle as they walk past, not even the one who...PROBABLY has some sort of officer position given his mildly-fancier outfit and being clearly a few years older than the rest-and his resigned expression regarding these other ones.I thought these things went out of style in the 1900s?"This whole place is so backwards, it might as well be!"
>>24266170Ah that's a damn shame but I understand. And yeah, I really should give it a whirl sometime. That recruitment thing isn't a half bad idea either. You of course have my, and likely others, support to give it a try yourself. I'd love to see you try your hand at it! I just gave Nova a heads up you're looking for him btw, so hopefully he'll show real quick. Also thanks, I love it!
>>24266167>becomes a stranger. >>24266170try to not get cucked by the image limit.
The year is 2026. The image limit police of BANT (Ban Avafagging, Not Talking) are beginning their crackdown on freedom of graphical expression, leaving many characters' folders in ruin. But all is not lost, for a small group of guerrilla roleplayers are fighting back against the system designed to keep the catalogue free of Hunger Games threads.The war rages. Whose side are (You) on?>[image description: something really cool idk]
>>24258909>>24258909>Both previous threads died at around 160ish posts>Image limit as wellDoes anyone know if image limit threads go on auto sage here?
>>24266175>They were in business then, the UNSC Marines quickly noticing the "customers" as they made their exit. The lance corporal of the bunch frowned in mild recognition at them, the man (possibly) spotting their Neo Zeon symbols on their darker and greener uniforms. A quick check to his integrated neural lace was made to verify said symbol(s). >While that was happening the passenger trooper, armed with a hefty ARC-920 railgun, deigned to call out to the bunch. (MRN #2) Hey to be fair, some things are timeless! >The Marine manning the M41 LAAG chuffed at that. (MRN #3) I dunno man, a lava lamp seems a bit tacky to me. But whatever floats the ol boat. >>24266188>Aw man... >>24266193>lol nice.
Also fuck it we should just keep going lol. Should only stop if we actually start to clog up the catalog.
>GoW or GOW? There was a time when I wondered if Epic and Santa Monica were working together to confuse the players.
>>24266198>There's a series of startled shouts from the group after they make a double-take and realize that, with a few exclamations-"Helvetti!"[Eyvah!]>One of them starts to reach for their weapon, but the officer of the group grabs her wrist to stop her before speaking up.Knew I should've kept you clowns on a tighter leash! Who're you people, what're you doing here?>This one, however, in contrast to the more...Earthly dialects just spoken, speaks in a distinctly unusual accent. Well, some might call it the Zeon accent.>Oh...oh they don't even know."Things like these, you can't just find anywhere these days, you know."
>>24266240>The surprise and near hostilities were more than enough to get the Marines to react quickly in their own way. Trooper Three swiveled the turret of his big gun to face the group, fingers hovering over the firing studs while Two in turn took aim with his 920 at the one that made a grab for their nondescript weapon. Whatever levity that was present was gone, One himself almost flooring the car in reverse as he indeed confirmed that he was dealing with Goddamn (Neo) Zeons. >With a suspicious glare and growl, he answered the apparent officer of the bunch. (MRN #1) I'm surprised you don't know us considering prior run ins across the Earth here, Zeek. But if you want to know, we're UNSC Marines on patrol. >He'd look the bunch up and down. (MRN #1) And I'm wondering if we've found ourselves some trouble.
>>24266249>They look uh...Space MP40ish? Space STG-44? There's a couple of the weapons used in media, just pick one, aha."Who?">The one who swore in Finnish earlier said that. Most of the group look pretty rattled form having suddenly gotten a gun in their face, but the native Zeek seems to retain his composure.Those thugs from some other Earth.[I-I wouldn't try anything if I were you. If we don't report in regularly, the others will tear up the whole city to find-]>That guy's interrupted with an elbow, making him cough.We don't have any business with you lot one way or the other. Do we?
Goodnight HG. I don't know of a desu alternative for /bant/ so if the thread dies before I wake up I'll just assume that everyone said nice things in reply
>>24266277archived.moeHave a good night
>>24266275>Damn space Nazi weapons, these boots noting their resemblance to such dated firearms. But old or not, they were still armed, the confused Finnish(?) fellow getting a (rude) answer from their leader. The Marine on the big gun grunted in return. (MRN #3) Oh yeah, that's rich coming from you considering who you're palling around with. We didn't forget you from Ireland or Greece. >Being Marines from the Tip of the Spear, they were there facing these guys and their Imperium and SS buddies since the beginning. Even if they had yet to actually confront each other in direct combat. >Which was why the lance corporal leading them didn't give the order to open fire, the man providing a quick radio update to the frigate above before he spoke to the Zeek officer. (MRN #1) That depends entirely on you here and now. If you leave peacefully, I *guess* we can let things slide. Otherwise we'll do what's necessary to ensure the peace of this locale if you're an active danger. >They didn't miss the threat of the city being torn apart there by the one [Zeon] soldier, the Second and Third Marines in particular looking around to see if there might even be Zakus skulking or resting about. >>24266277>Goodnight Lenno, see you around.
>>24266290>Might've been empty threats and bluffing. Might not be. Nothing around for now. Oh, that jeep-looking thing must've been theirs', huh.>Looks like a Finn. Swears like a Finn. Has the resting expression of a Finn.... The last time that Zeon really did anything outside of a faction game was Mashymre managing to get a recruitment drive going among the disparate of the Arena, you know.>While nobody was looking, Haman's biggest simp realized he could help solve his faction's core logistical problem! Even a doofy clock is right twice a day....I have no clue what happened with either of those, but I guess we got too popular for you?>He grins, and takes a step towards their vehicle. What, you think every random grunt or squad leader has a concise breakdown of all the operations? This guy might've not even been out of training when that happened. We don't even want to be on this planet in the first place. These poor boys and girls have realized just how horrible the Earth is. Why wouldn't they want to take up arms to earn their right to take mankind's rightful place in the stars, right?
>>24266309>It was a real fog of war moment then, the Marines at least suspecting they had a Mobile Suit or two on call nearby. But again, it was all very iffy, the three leathernecks in the Light Reconnaissance Vehicle keeping close eyes on these spacers, the Finnish fellow included. >The Earth-loyalist replied evenly back with some sass of his own. (MRN #1) I recall that we kicked your butts in both cases and sent you boys and girls packing. >Albeit with some help from others. >Their step forward got a stern look from the corporal in turn, although he didn't say anything about it yet. He'd huff at what the guy said however. (MRN #1) And yet here you are, on Earth doing some shopping with your subordinates. Seems like you couldn't stay away after all. >Seems like gravity really did weigh down one's soul along with commercialism, the fireteam leader continuing. (MRN #1) Besides, aren't you guys already spaceborne like us? You have your place as is. >The latest UNSC intel told them they had that 3 Juno base in orbit around Earth for one thing. And extrapolation and educated conjecture from ONI suggested they had other facilities out there in space.
>>24265866>Been going alright. Shame I'm sidelined during prime time 5 days of the week though.
>>24266328Yee, sorry to hear you're getting wagecaged like that. But it's still good to have you here with us of course.
>>24266324I heard we took everything that wasn't nailed down in Greece before we left, too.>The operation in Greece was never going to be a real occupation, so much as a smash-and-grab."Well, that's-">He's shushed by the girl of the team.Gotta break in the Foreign Legionnaires, don't we? Make sure they know what they're in for. The Federation won't just let anyone be alone in "Peace".>>24266328>You're taking one for the team....
>>24266351>The lance corporal raised a brow at that, clearly unimpressed and fully judgmental. (MRN #1) You sound proud to be thieves. Disappointing. >If that were the case in how they prosecuted their Grecian campaign, they had succeeded from the sounds of it. And they seemed to be recruiting too with these "Foreign Legionnaires" if the corporal had to make an educated guess, the man mentally filing that away for his coming debrief. (MRN #1) A shame then they chose to throw in with your lot, but what do I know? >The mention of a "Federation" got a curious look from the passenger trooper. (MRN #2) Federation? Who are they and what's your beef with them?
>>24266370Nothing that the Feddies didn't take from spacenoids in the first place.>He spits on the ground.A corrupt pile of bureaucrats! I don't get what the regent's plan is that's got us bug hunting for those Titans the Feddies threw away when they got too atrocity-happy on us, but I don't have to. It's the next best thing to punching up at them for keeping their boots on our throats!>Someone sounds biased.>The entire group is very, very carefully moving for their vehicle now.
>>24266390(MRN #2) Right, I think I get it now. (MRN #1) Not fans of big government then. Or at least, the corrupt type. >Probably wouldn't like the Earth-centric UNSC and UEG then, none of the Marines too sympathetic feeling towards the "oppressed" spacers. Still, the mention of the Federation and their "Titans" was noted by the troopers. Maybe if they could somehow get into contact with them or that Amuro fellow again they could learn and do more... >In any case, the Marines watched the group move for their vehicle, weapons tight and at the ready in case they decided to fight them at the last moment. Although one irreverent Marine saw fit to comment on the tense situation. (MRN #2) You guys leaving already? And here I thought we were going to be friends!
>>24266402You would be too, after they gassed an entire colony because they "might" have had Zeon sympathizers. Millions, gone in just a couple minutes! Psychopaths!>...It's okay when THEY do it, though.>None of them seem too keen on actually touching the weapon on the side of the jeep when they mount up. Smart.You just stay out of our way! And watch it around those Empire guys...buncha religious weirdoes...saw under the hood of one of those priest people's robes....>He shudders. That kinda shudder you can't really fake.>Surprisingly, Zeon is a pretty secular nation. They only particularly believe in...Zeonism. Heheh.
>>24266429>That harsh fact received mixed reactions from the Marines. (MRN #2) Sounds bad... (MRN #3) Well, it sounds like a Far Isle kind of situation then. >You know, that one time the UNSC nuked a rebelling colony and also killed millions because they wouldn't obey Earth and its far distant edicts. Looks like the Feddies had something in common with the Unified Earth Government... >For their part, the troopers weren't *quite* aiming their weapons at the departing Zeeks now, but it was again clear they were ready to spring into violent action at the drop of a hat. Just in case. >Marine One chuffed at the officer's warning. (MRN #1) We'll considering it "sir". And if you're talking about the Imperium, we know they're friggin' weird. But thanks for the advice. >To date, UNSC forces had a few run ins with their ilk, but nothing too heavy just yet. Least of all a look under the hood. >So too was the UNSC fairly secular. But there was room for religions of varying stripes and those within its varied ranks and services. After all, the old saying went that there are no atheists in foxholes.
yunoposting at 2 in the morning
>>24266441>Yunooooooo.>It's nice to see you here too.
>>24266446I go where my friends go :)hello friend
>>24266449<3>Thanks man. Hope you enjoy your time here with us and all.
>>24266438>True, but the Zeeks are a lot closer to the UNSC's definition of faith than the IoM's...."The guns are neat, though. Lasers! I wish they'd share.">The Finn shows a rare enthusiasm. True enough, apparently they're not so cozy as to have a desire to share THAT much tech with them. If they have at all.Sooner Lady Haman decides we're done with this gig the better....>The leader of the group grumbles as he settles in to the passenger seat, electing to let one of the others drive as they get the thing started and prep to haul ass out of there.>>24266441>But do you know why?
>>24266453>Maybe they *did* have some common ground then after all? >To the enthusiastic Finn, the NCO gave him a smirk. (MRN #1) Maybe you fine folks can try to take what isn't "nailed down" then from them if they won't share? (MRN #3) Sounds like a dangerous proposition. >No comment on the "Lady Haman" part, but she sounded important. Perhaps even their leader proper? Either way it seemed as if the Imperium of Man and Neo Zeon weren't as close as previously thought. Something to perhaps be exploited in some fashion, especially by the likes of Naval Intelligence... >The Marines stayed in their Warthog themselves and it didn't look like they would be budging or pursuing anytime soon, the trio content to let the Zeeks leave peacefully. Albeit the overhead frigate *would* be keeping track of them in case they did something crazy like use their possible Zakus to attack the place. Could never be too careful nowadays, especially in the Arena.
>>24266457"Hmm...">Delightfully devilish. The group leaves without so much as a goodbye, how rude they are. There's no immediate sign of any attack, but after they get far enough away they change their route to go into a tunnel, from which they seem not to emerge.>The leadership may be close, but that doesn't mean the regular joe is. Speaking of, they made mention of a "regent" earlier, too. Presumably the aforementioned "Lady"?>...That aside, they clearly are up to something. A bug hunt, they called it.
>>24266475>Sounds like an idea had possibly taken root. >In any event the Marines weren't bothered by the lack of a proper goodbye. Not like they expected pleasantries from these guys. Hell, if anything, they expected a firefight at worst! >For the Marines, they'd hang out at the shop for a little while longer before resuming their patrol within the likely town it was located at. And with the frigate above having lost track of the Zeon car, it was likewise deigned to not follow after them for the time being lest it force a confrontation and all that may come of it. For now, they would get away... >Whatever it was they were up to, it was out of the Marines and even Navy's hands for the moment. ONI would definitely have to look into this. Maybe even see if SOLE SERPENT or TOWERCAT could get involved to help gather additional intel. >Regardless, this cold war was on between the two space factions. (Thanks for playing Aussa, was nice to finally have these two groups meet with each other again.)
>>24266493I was feeling a little off, but I had to get the ball rolling again eventually.
>>24266497I thought you did fine lol. So I hope I helped set things straight as it were with this bit and we can maybe do more if you're up for it.
>>24266499Maybe later, I'm getting dragged away, aha...
Yum yum, cheese and Marmite sandwiches for breakfast>>24266280It's soooo much fun clicking on something and then getting hit with five pop-ups waaaaaAny port in a storm though I suppose>>24266290You too amigo
>>24265648I don't fuck with this trash community anymore.. but if you wanna find me, I'm here >>24266296Just don't expect me to play nice with hg.You always were a good friend to me tho. We can always chat.
>>24265793>Might be 10 months, might be 10 yearsIt took twelve hours lol>>24266861<3 good to see you're still kickingI haven't been around /trash/ in a while, but last time I was lurking there I swear I saw you say that you were gonna be moving to another general over there instead of HG. Are you still on /trash/ at all now, or are you a full-time /bant/er now?
'Morning allOK, I think I might have things figured outPost limit is 300 here and the average post count here when image limit hits is around 200, so we can all easily bump until the limit's reached.Also another thing I found out, adding the word "kot" in the OP and body post makes the thread go on autosage(haven't tried it yet), so next bake someone should test that out.
