Fun fact: the Br*tish ate and snorted every mummy dick they found in Egypt as a health and wellness fad
>>24266822mummy dicks have been snorted for less
The world is completely out of mummy dicks now so how do we know they weren't right?
>>24266828Well the dick snorters aren't around anymore so they died so............. ........ ... .
>>24266822i think i know why i find british women the most fun
>>24266828There's plenty left in museum storage they don't display a half of their mummies
>>24266822the Egyptians were only going to burn the mummies in their trains as fuel anywayit was a waste of perfectly good mummywe used EVERY part of the mummy
>>24266843Give the dicks BACK, those dicks belong in a museum
>>24266843Second this
>>24266822nobody has ever done that
>>24266857in The British Museum, yesthat's where every historical artefact in the world belongs
>>24266969This man is high on mummy dicks right now
My dick has gone unused and unwashed for thousands of years as well.
