>>24275050
who gives a shit what modern women think. Fucking gross creatures

>>24275051
fpbp

I’m also looking for a woman with a good dick

>>24275050
and what does she have?

0/5 here

>>24275050
She doesn't have any of those either

>>24275050
wtf is bad dick

>>24275050
I have 1/5 if you count the leftover monero from... things

>>24275050
bad dick /anons/ rise up

No woman has all five:

1) Honesty
2) Accountability
3) Undefiled Cunt
4) No Debt
5) Under 180 lbs

>>24275050
Women who care more about dick, communication skills (charisma) and height are so short sighted it’s no wonder why they always end up miserable an alone. And even if they found someone with all that, that relationship would go no where and they would break up anyways.

>Emotional intelligence
she's right, since she uses that as a catch all for anything she does not like about anything he says or does.

>>24275050
Notice she said good dick. Not big dick

>>24275050
3/5, but that is good enough for my big titty gf

>>24275057
It means your dick is either small or you just generally suck at having sex.

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>>24275050
I have four of those. I am a manlet that wants a Lorna Hajdini amazon goddess with cannons out to here! Also has the confidence to squat and gyrate on my face. I really do want the position. I will suck and slobber like a hungry pig.

>>24275050
I still don't understand what emotional intelligence means, being good at bullshitting?

The only three that actually matter are good dick, communication skills and emotional intelligence.

>>24275066
Too bad, you're going to wind up with a fish face wife

>>24275050
>good dick is literally on 1
If they tell you size doesnt matter, theyre LYING

>>24275050
>shitcoins

>>24275050
>good dick
Thats it. You dont need anything else thats pure femoid cope.
When I was a literal homeless jobless bum I was still digging bitches out.
I had fat bitches paying my phone bills and I was driving their shittt cars.

>>24275050
0/5 let's go

>>24275066
Sorry Saar, all you’ll get is a fish head wife with flapjack tits

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>>24275050
WHAT A GREAT THREAD, I CERTAINLY HAVEN'T SEEN THIS POSTED DOZENS OF TIMES
GREAT JOB MODS AND JANNIES AS USUAL

>women has an opinion
What's my reaction supposed to be? Am I supposed to create a new religion worshipping women as gods just because I wasn't born a perfect being?
I'm so fucking tired.

>>24275051
fpbp

>dicklets on suicide watch

If you're unable to smash her cervix to a pulp, she ain't gonna tell her friends about you lil' bro

>>24275053
kek beat me to it
where is my 6'5" cyryptomillionaire dickmommy? I exist and am young and good-looking therefore I am entitled to a mate with such traits.

i’m only 2 inches away from 5/5. 5’10 is a perfectly cromulent height

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>>24275076
>Am I supposed to create a new religion worshipping women as gods
Anon, what if I told you that someone has already created it for you?

>>24275051
Based

>>24275050
I have the first four, but I'm not sure what she means by emotional intelligence. If she means that I'm generous with my money, then I have all 5.

I have four, I won't "invest" in a Jew scam

>>24275050
Angelina is a brown Indian turd eater.

>>24275083
Emotional intelligence means you can read women's minds. Which any man can learn but it takes a lot of experience with women

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>>24275050
I was told i have good dick (non boyfriend dick)
And my penis is only 4"
Make it make sense

>>24275080
kek dis nigga said cromulent
might as well have no traits saying shit like cromulent
unless ur trying to hit a 50 year old psychiatrist

>>24275050
>0/5
Damn

>>24275066
>It was real...
>... in his mind.
Msny such cases.

>>24275051
I sure don't. We just have to sit this one out until maybe Gen Alfa bitches are ready to settle down. I'm just focusing on making as much money as possible and invest it before marriage. If I'm not mistaken, investments in a Ltd company are protected from gold diggers even if you own the majority of stocks. They can't touch them, only your private property. But you should definitely ask a lawyer how to keep her penniless. Alimony is also based on income I believe, so if you keep your salary low from the Ltd you should be fine. Have cars and shit under the company, own as little as possible, just the house but make sure it's not too expensive. If at all possible find a dumb bitch who doesn't understand the law. You're being a massive retard if you believe in love. They want money and security, and at some point they will throw it all away for some one night stand. I would aim for white Christian women, but make sure their family are also Christians and raised the bitch as one.

5/5 for me

>>24275060
No woman has 3)

>>24275050
4/5 for me I think crypto is a scam

>>24275050
>Emotional intelligence
You now need imaginary skills, too...

>>24275087
>my penis is only 4"
Kek no offense but that's definitely not a good dick

>>24275050
women are fucking retarded

>>24275050
The moment you stop giving your energy to women, you will gain infinite aura.

>>24275055
same
I am forever protected from women now.

>>24275050
Why is investing in crypto one lmao?

Fuck this society is dumb as fuck

All the women are doing is exerting power over men like men used to
Stop falling for it
Have some self respect

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>>24275096
good enough to plap 8 girls but yeah i know my equipment i just gotta work with it

>>24275087
some women either anatomically or mentally dont like sex pains believe it or not
kinda like some people cant enjoy a massage, they are incapable of expetiencing "the good pain"
also sometimes like how some people cant swallow a pill
mental block which for some people is insurmountable their entire life, or their brain just doesnt work that way.
married to one and it would genuinely be easier if I was smaller, she would have a better time I think anyway.

women are worthless

except for their holes

>>24275050
close. I'm 5'11" and circumcised (fucking jews)

>>24275067
Means being in tune with oneself

I bet real emptnailly intelligent men would avoid this woman

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>>24275102
repeating numbers, same with mine but i don't care, fuck her right in the pussy

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>>24275050
I have none

>>24275105
Yes. Or rather women entirely because emotionally in tune men realize that women's emotions are simulated nonsense used to benefit themselves.

>>24275087
Good dick means you fuck fast and hard and don't finish quickly. Women don't mean you have a big dick when they say you have good dick.

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>>24275102
ive heard of cervix smashers especially if they have an iud in which may get detached lmao
Not my problemo i will continue to fug as a dicklet

>>24275051
..easy for you to say! you at least invest in crypto!!!

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>>24275108
Based

>>24275050
I have everything except #4

>>24275050
>being able to communicate with women
Can't do that. I can communicate better with my cat. 4/5

>>24275111
IUDs are like crazy buttons you just push on and watch unfold

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>>24275100
US should follow in the footsteps of glorious China and just ban crypto already

>>24275050
3/5, not bad. Fuck foids tho

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>>24275054
A hole between her legs - that's about all most of them have to offer. They're not interesting, absolutely no sense of humor, can't cook - just a hole.

>>24275050
I have 0 but I also have chloroform

>>24275050
No woman can have all five
This bitch is going to come off the cock carousel all alone.

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>>24275051
This

>>24275119
She actually has 7

>>24275050
it's also clearly in order of priority

>>24275050
5/5, what's the trade offer? A pussy that's seen 20 miles of dick?

>>24275050
My wife says i have everything but number 3 and she has a great job but she got fat. I think its wierd how perfect zoomers think a girl has to be and it has something to do with porn and the internet.

>>24275050
Every generation has its ponzi schemes.
Yes this is a bait thread ad nauseum.
Chicks actually dig cash.
Talking crypto is like dealing with an Amway club meeting and a Tammy Faye Baker timeshare pitch all in one and it makes for dry vagene.
I will take 5 points and go get laid because I can at any time.

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>>24275051
FPBP and women permanently BTFO.

>>24275051
>>24275052
Digits prove.
Fuck women:
Figuratively,
Literally,
And rigorously.

>>24275110
Yeah i do that to cope with size i didnt know i meant fucking like an animal

>>24275050
4/5, and since I can't find a healthy woman with modesty, basic fucking empathy, or a lifestyle that isn't Jew daycare, prostitution, or witchcraft, I believe I'm making myself too desirable for foids.

>>24275126
+ stds + trauma
no refunds

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>>24275053
hammer this one every night, one way sex

>>24275050
No woman does either. Whats her point?

>>24275062
>They should not only totally get my wavelength, but not show anything of their own person that isnt what I want them to be in my selfish internalization of their deepest self.

>>24275050
1pbtid

Thanks for moving this high-quality thread here, tranny jannies. We definitely need more zero-effort /pol/ incel bait Twitter screenshot threads.

Cross out number 3 and you could become a perfect man pretty easily

>>24275051
say the men that desperately want pussy
make up your mind retard

>>24275051
>swede
>fag
every time