I've tried killing myself multiple time, but it didn't work. I'm gonna use laundry detergent. Hope it works.
drink beer
LOL
>>24276299I never understood people who claim that suicide is so hard. like blud, just climb on a building and jump. or throw yourself under railroad tracks. or cut your veins, or hang yourself.like there are so many easy possibilities, and you niggers do your comically contorted methods, worthy of some spy movie where the villain concocted this elaborate mechanism to kill the main character only for it to fail at some moment...
>>24276492It's because those methods are not available for me, son of a bitch.
>>24276511you can't buy a rope? you don't have trains in your town? there are no tall buildings/places you can reach? your local grocery store doesn't sell razor blades?
>>24276536It's easier to die through venom.
>>24276542easier until your neighbor hears you screaming of pain and choking on your own vomit, and calls the police and ambulance, and you end up cuffed in a white room, and possibly with irreversible bodily damage
>>24276544i will die, i won't survive. i also don't scream like a bitch. i just endure the pain.
>>24276551I'm betting 500 bucks youll fail.
>>24276299you should drink estradiol instead
>>24276299>>24276575This
>>24276574bud, i just wanna die. tell me a good venom.
If you don't care about your life you should honestly just start taking crocodil and tranq and bangin who ores
>>24276575Also this
>>24276299ayyyyy yooooo, why iz ur lil shorty brockin a gun? do she not kno dat it is spos 2 b a cock?
>>24276299think about detergent. it's just soap right?see if there's something called bleach in your language, somewhere close to the detergent
>>24276299anyone but your mom or your therapist doesn’t give a fuck about you
>>24276299I've already told you this won't work retard.you already tried this yet you are still here so clearly it does not work
>>24276575no>>24276686stomach acid neutralizes bleach he will just end up with a tracheotomy and an inability to eat solid food if he drinks bleach xDdrinking houswhole chemicals has a very very low success rate
>>24276758So what method is efficient, son of a bitch?
>>24276732Why don't you kill yourself, nigger.? Your race is disgusting.
Brazilians except for me should be all rangebanned. Just let me use VPN already, motherfucker 4chan.
>>24276778>>24276575We should encourage him to live for something even if it is troonerism.Maybe if he's a pretty girl he would *checks list* not drink detergent or the numerous other methods he's pretended that he was going to do?
>>24276299Tide Pod challenge is so 2010s.
>>24276542>easierso you're saying that you can do these things, but you just don't want to because it takes effort.DABS ID confirmed
so, you're going to say bullshit and don't give efficient methods? I want to drink a venom that i have in my house. motherfucker said if i drank bleach, i wouldn't die.
>>24276815not telling you faggot. I hope you live a long painful life with permanent disfigurement
>>24276815laundry detergent with salt and vinegar chips
>>24276863you really shouldn't try doing any of that, anon. but you should give being a girl a try!i am sure that your life would become a lot more pleasant and seeing from this thread what do you have to loose?come on, just take the estrogen already :3
>>24276974I hope that I die
>>24276991I'm not a faggot like you. I know what is right or wrong. Trannies should fuckin die.
>>24276988what will happen?
>>24276299Why not go out doing something heroic?
>>24276996You will fall madly in love with Rei Ayanami and then die of a broken heart. Its very quick and not overly painful. My cat did that, bless her soul.>>24276994If you did become a trooner you could then have even more of a reason to sudoku.
just breathe helium through a surgical gas mask
>>24276578that would be illegal.
