You deserve to die if you press the blue button.
I agree.
>>24290055I knew you would
You guys are not little girls.
>>24290083You are so smart.
>>24290086>CP IDSorry to disappoint you >>24290091The crusher really helps put it into prospective
glowie thread
>>24290107Get out of the crusher
>>24290103You are such a great artist.Before I continue sucking your dick, I had that thought the past 2 days.. why the fuck would anyone choose an option that can kill them without gain when another option without death exists. It's asinine.
>>24290110i'm in the crusher?
>>24290111Because they want to seem like a good person but its really just suicidal empathy or something. Nobody has to die if they stay out of the crusher. >>24290115Are you?
>>24290124is she eating a macaroon i want a macarooni want millions of macaroons and stroopwafels but i know this wouldn't be in my best interest>Are you?there's so many fuckin crushers the odds are so stacked at this point, i'm not even surei don't think the most important question is so much "are you in a crusher?" as "can you reliably survive crushers or are you spiritually & physically built of sun-baked brittle chinese plastic?"
>>24290046i saw this meme from twitter i assumed it was a thinly veiled false pretense anti-gun meme
>>24290124You are so right.. and attractive
>>24290046are you a real biological woman?
>>24290127Have you not seen the red vs blue button thing thats been going around?>>24290128Why the f*ck would you assume that? >>24290132You're blowing bubbles on it >>24290134Girls don't exist on 4chan
>>24290145My nose is blowing blood bubbles whenever you honor me with your gaze.
i might be an idiot though>>24290145>Have you not seen the red vs blue button thing thats been going around?a bit, yeah, but not a loti've only seen a few of the spam threads on 4chan, not anywhere else>Why the f*ck would you assume that?not an assumptionusually when i glance at these new memes for 2 minutes i know what they're trying to doi wish memes were organic now but they almost never are
>>24290150Get on all fours and bark for me
>>24290169
>>24290172Actually, I'm more of a cat person
>>24290188Meow
>>24290197GreatNow my funny button thread is gay and stupid
if the colors were swapped would people vote the same
>>24290247I'm stupid and gay for you <3
>>24290302The color doesn't matter >>24290307They shouldn't have pressed the button that says "you might die lol" if they wanted to live. The blue button is what kills people.
>>24290307Reframing the issue doesn't make the nature of it changeThe entire world is in itYou must know that more people will press red than blueIt is an inevitabilitySo, do you really think your one vote is going to bring blue from losing to winning? If not, congratulations. You press red because you're not an idiot. If you DO think that somehow in a pool of over seven billion people your one vote will make a difference, my condolences. You couldn't wrap your head around the scale of the problem, and now you've killed yourself trying to play the hero. If you really wanted to save people you should have gone around convincing them to press red.
>>24290046maybe there are genuinely suicidal people who want to kill themselves so they press the blue button.
>>24290351>The color doesn't matterare you sure
>>24290307>Vote for me, I'll protect you from blue win or lose>Vote for me. If I don't win, I'll kill everyone I can
desu bump
>>24290369why would i want to live in a world full of only red voters?
>>24295170Why would you want to die?
>>24295183glad to hear that your life is so great, is that why you post on 4chan every day?
>>24290046Most women would press the red button so I'll press it too so I could fuck girls of dead bluecucks.
>>24295546I've noticed they tend to go with blue more, at least signal that>because we must think of le hecking people!But maybe they would secretly press red while virtue signaling blue, who knows.
>>24295698Yeah they will. They will tell their cuck boyfriends they'll press blue and we will have passionate sex with them after the memorial party in honor of the blue pressers.
