what if a porpoise teleported onto the sun for 1 millisecond would it be alright
it might become blind & get spooked ;-;
them is funny
For what porpoise?
>>24291960Too long. It would get fried, even after 1 ms. It would probably not even survive a single nanosecond.The sun is, like, really really hot.
>>24292040what if he does it at night
what aneros product is that
hehe
why are they like this
>>24292245what a meanie
>>24292245i'd like to think it was a misunderstanding and he was just trying to be entertaining/playful, but part of me wonders if he did it on porpoise for some cruel reasons
>>24292264>Some cruel reasonIt's One of the most intelligente mammals in a cage to entertain humans. Probably It even has murderous instincts
>>24292245>toddler terrified and screaming>mom gets out phone to recordthe real monster is always mankind
>>24291960why would someone teleport a porpoise onto the sun
>>24292449don't knock it til you tried it
>>24292083
>>24292470how is it accomplished
>>24292628where there's a will there's a way
>>24292678
>>24292722why is he upside down now
>>24292738he is australian. please be a little more mindful of other nationalities next time.
>>24292860ok thankyou sorry for my extreme racism
>>24291960yes it would be ok no big deal feel free to go ahead with the teleportation process
>>24292738you tell me
>>24293039is he australian
>>24293039sure not a problem
>>24293045>>24293076yes
>>24291960goofy ass lookin head ass fish niggers
>>24291960I didnt post this
>>24295573i would've sworn it was you wtf
>>24295580I wonder if liking porpoises is a UK thing somehow.we do have quite a lot of them I guess
The radiation alone would fucking nuke you in less than 1ms. If it were only the heat, that might be survivable... with a proper suit or something maybe
>>24291960There isn't really an "on" to the sun...If it was cold and wet, and spent a millisecond in the photosphere or chromosphere, and its eyes were closed... and went immediately back to cold water. Yeah, probably very confused, but probably only light burns and minimal radiation sickness.Core, convective zones, corona... nah, instantly crispy, and there's enough convection happening in these areas to scatter the ashes.
>>24296002>>24296020rip>>24295926hehe
>>24292083Haha.
>>24295573yes you did
>>24296429why is he denying that
>>24296465it is a mystery
>>24296487did you have your coffee before talking to me
>>24296517i did not have coffee today
>>24296002Is this a proper suit?
>>24296524well maybe start your day off right with a hot cup of joe also known as coffee
>>24296524pepper ridge farm remembers lol
>>24296547is it called a cup of joe because joe coffee invented coffee
>>24296571lol
>>24291960No OP, it would not be alright. It would be instantly incinerated and reduced to mere molecules.
>>24297063probably maybe i don't know who invented coffee but i would like to shake their hand if that was a feasible situation
>>24296541how would a porpoise wear those knickers if he only has 1 leg
>>24297436very very carefully
>>24297436very very recklessly lol
>>24297439hahahaha
>>24296429>>24296465lies. lies and slander.I would never even dream of launching one of these darling creatures into the sun.
>>24300522porpoise pimothy
>>24300607he is applying for a job at a microplastics factory
>>24300826can he explain the gap in his cv
>>24300868he took a gap year in the south of france
>>24297439did you laugh at the joke lol
>>24302128yes it was a funny joke
>>24302128i will only have one cup of coffee today lol
>>24302163lol wow thats a big cup
>>24302173yes by design pretty smart don't you think
