Location: Pacific Park, California>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E55giGpeXi8>We periodically host a web-based battle royale that can include anything and anyone. Shenanigans ensue, and some people attempt to write it into semi-coherent narratives, playing the part of the characters within!Check here for additional details:https://rentry.org/HungerGamesHostingGuideUpdatedhttps://brantsteele.com/hungergames/Previous thread: >>24289749Shameless plug: Join my /i/ game! >>>/i/831352
Thanks for the thread
>>24293746Sweeeet... It comes with a fishing rod. Well, I was gettin' tired of holding one.
>>24293746Happy to help. And being able to sneakily shill my /i/ game as well is a nice side-benefit :3c
>>24293746>THREE SWORD YEON GAMING.
>>24293746Now it's my turn!Get the hell out.
>>24293746Starting to thin out now
Just curious what color my ID will be..
>>24293710Flee! Beast! Leave me!>[ The wolf can hear the rumbling march of the guards. Beast him and not the other.]>>24293729 (A maid)I... I don't suppose this "great maid in the sky" lives in a grand fortress, conquering other lands to expand her influence and power...?
>>24293776Time to bomb some Dodongos!>bombjumps away
>>24293780>>24293780https://youtu.be/xfBgJEVxQz8?si=nqJscae_oLHxGFwj
>>24293776I'm real proud of the nothing I got done today. Sei-chan's ready to take a nap.
>>24293788Would it surprise you if I told you I considered picking up CD-i Link for a little bit
>>24293776https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fGJxPbxYf0
>>24293746>Kenshi_theft_tutorial_.mpv>>24293776Pew pew, bang ba– oh shoot, cheese it!>Zips away.>>24293801Now I am perfectly SAFE!>Isolde Itou is a perfectly sane girl.
>>24293801Hehe... Now what'd I tell you about underestimating the tortoise, you little hare you?>A winner by default!
>>24293799Nah, I could see you pullin' that off well. You should go for it one of these days.>>24293801MY HOVERBIKE! IT'S GONE! I put it right here!Where did it go?
>>24293784Hm? No, she just ensures the stars are cleared out of the sky for morning.>The wolf youkai must had not understood what a maid was if he thought they had any ambition beyond servitude!>>24293746C-clean, ᵃᵗ ˡᵃˢᵗ...>Her internals were now pure. The fairy maid could expire peacefully.
>>24293792>Who knew green could sound so ominous. I kinda enjoy how often I get a green ID though.
>>24293801Just 2 left now
>>24293815Cool, maybe he'll make an appearance at a SAW or whateverNow juuuust look here for a second>>24293828It fits your ava pretty well!I keep getting blue IDs so I guess that's the universe telling me to play as Sarah more
>>24293837Really loving the juice here. Thanks...>She couldn't exactly shake off the odd smell, however. Y'like to fish too?
>>24293823That..... Makes little sense...?>[ Granted it's rather easy to confuse this wolf. He's not the brightest. Not by a long shot. ]The stars above are way beyond our grasp! At least that is what my mistress had told me. How can your "great maid" clear a night of stars...? Sounds impossible, unless this maid is something greater than a demigod!
>>24293837Uhh...Umm...Hmmm....>closes door>pretends I didn't see anythingH-Hey, Mokou. Nice party you got going on here.Heh. Heheh. Heh...>>24293845MY EYES!!... no, yeah. I keep getting purple ID's. I dig it.
>>24293837>>24293860Hey, I know that smell!Who's hiding a D E A D B O D Y?
>>24293776>lol somehow i missed the new threadThat's uh...real great.>>24293801>Bang bang bang! Three shots and the guards drop.Okay! Now we just flee the scene and um, we never met!>>24293837Shut up already! Gaah!
I'm watching the Agent Crush movie right now and Brian Blessed makes a fantastic hammy evil villain. It's remarkable* that the dude wasn't snapped up to replace Long John Baldry as Dr Robotnik all those years ago. You know I'm right>*in the sense that I am remarking on it>>24293860>MY EYES!!Now you know how it feels to be me...
>>24293837I spoke too soon...
>>24293856>This diminutive winged maid would nod.Beyond "our" grasp. The Great Maid in the Sky is qualified to clean out the stars with her tools and experience! I don't think most of the gods could say the same, and they probably don't see it as a fitting duty.>It made enough sense to this fairy's simple mind; after all, the Scarlet Mistress was many times more powerful than either her or her immediate superior, but cleaning their residency was beneath her station!
>>24293878Lenny.... Watch this...https://youtube.com/watch?v=lWYcK2YBAh4&si=a3bYFTT3SWTcZ-ev
>>24293880This is a hold-up! No horsing around!
>>24293885Okay I'll do it after the movie ends in an hour
>>24293880I didn't feel like lugging anything heavy around, so all you get is this worm.
Oh uhhhhhhhh WNS apparentlyCatal event next cleans the place up>Link >Mokou >Seiun>Sumireko >Keelerak
>>24293908Mmmm...Sumi.
>>24293882>[ Give the smooth brain corgi a moment. As he try to process the maids words. By a moment, I mean many moments. ]A maid who clears for the gods... On a level far beyond our understanding... Feelingboth impressed and greatly intimidated, to know a small fae is in-service to such a powerful maid. I don't suppose you require a wolf guarding your mistress or other maids?>>24293892( Just know Mater can unironically solo any fictional verse now. )
>>24293908Sumi...
>>24293908Betting on everyone to jinx us all.
>>24293908I must cheer for the young lad! Link!
>>24293908Sumireko, there is no doubt!>>24293845>Sorta what I was thinking heh. Matches Winda too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJoMtFvCvOETumbling down... Tumbling down...It all comes tumbling down...
>>24293937Bleh.
>>24293920She's not my superior, I just agree this needs to be cleaned, too.>The maid would scratch the base of her chin.We already have a gate guard, but she has trouble staying active for long shifts. If you can find my real superior wandering this place - the Chief Maid, she might be interested in an increasing in staff? She doesn't discriminate based on looks, though it's Mistress's final call...
>>24293880This would be cool if losing and dying weren't gay.>>24293937I bet on Seiun.
>>24293922>>24293919>>24293933Faith is on my side! There's no way I lose!>>24293937>But alas, no miracle would come. And her head is pulverized two seconds later.
>>24293937https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZAFo4jXhW0
+dis thang
>>24293937>>24293955Oops.>>24293962>Congratulations.>>24293968>And thank you.
>>24293968Good job, Horsey.Thanks for hostin', Spook.
>>24293937>Some odd hours later, Sei would awaken from her daily nap.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cz6CU53kK54I feel like something big happened. Here's hoping I didn't miss out...>>24293962>>24293968I knew doing nothing and waiting would be the best strategy. Go me.>Thanks!
>>24293920But can he beat Thanos Car and win the Piston Cup?>>24293933Maybe that could be another Wacky Gimmick thread - an event with some kind of dress code, so whatever ID you get you gotta use an avatar that matches that colour. Would give people a chance to use avas that they wouldn't otherwise
>>24293962... does my bet still count because I was momentarily illiterate and didn't realize Seiun won?>>24293968Thanks for hosting, Sam/Link.
>>24293968>Thank you.
>>24293955Ah, well.. faith alone only gets one so far.. self determination is important ha.. ha..>>24293968>Thanks for hosting! Nicely done Seiun
>>24293979>Thanks for hosting, Sam/Link.Hehe.
>>24293968Good job, Sky.>Thanks for hosting!
>>24293968Thanks & all that.>>24294206..Faith is a sham.I'm a non-believer again.
>>24293937Damn.... I had hope for him...>>24293962 (OH man. That video came out 13 years ago‽)>>24293968Well met SeiunMany thanks for the match, Spook>>24293975( Don't you remember Lenny. He did, you was there too! )>>24293946This wolf can go long hours without rest!>[ And is a rather heavy sleeper as a consequence. ]This "Chief Maid", I reckon she is a fae as well.
>>24293972>>24293973>>24293974>>24293979>>24293980>>24294206>>24294214>>24294215NP NP, I'll get your winthing when it's ready, SeiunRest of ya'll can chill, RP, hangout, or post what you're listening to, until the next game.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFzd6r7JRso
>>24294225>vine_boom.mp3(I'm sure this will be an impactful line in forty minutes or so)
Alright people! You know what time it is.We require [24] of you for an unforgettable night of carnage and mayhem.I can hardly contain myself knowing what fun violence is just moments away!>First 24
>>24294240Link>>24294227https://youtu.be/GxJEJPrbe_0?si=9HUeo9-K3PLzmQFfMy alter ego has a gaming channel.
>>24294240Knight Gundam
>>24294240Sarah
>>24294240Fujiwara no Mokou
>>24294240Adachi Rei
>>24294225U-um...>Behind the fairy maid, her crescent wings would droop in contemplation.No...
>>24294240Nephthys
>>24294240Luna Child
>>24294240The Hidden King
>>24294240Spook man
>>24294240Kira
>>24294240Kopaka
>>24294240Fridge Man
>>24294240Manhattan Cafe
>>24294240Zodiac
>>24294240Samael
>Wincards from me will be coming back soonish.. atleast for koto winners but hopefully for all. Just sidetracked by another project that ended up requiring an excel spreadsheet and alot of photoshop along with work.
>>24294240the samsung girl
>>24294294Take
>>24294260She isn't a fae...? Interesting. Describe her looks to me, if you would be so kind. So I know who exactly to look for, should we encounter each other by happenstance >>24294236( You have know idea. Just know it will make sense in the end. )
>>24294240DIYUSI
>>24294240I can't join because I'm going to bed... well, actually, you can always "make me join" if you want. But have this Elster that I think is cool.Good night, blessed night, to you and to every body.
>>24294308I take and thank. I'll also host again... at some point.
>>24294313No worries, my fault for always hosting late. Maybe next time.
>>24294285Claude>Filler, replace if another unique wants to join
>>24294240Gendarme
>>24294325>>24294240>I hate inline
>>24294313Have a good bed. I'm headed that way too.Good bed, gang. Replace me in the roster if needed.
>>24294309She's very tall with gray- no, silver hair, but without the wrinkles that come with her kind having hair like that! Dressed in my uniform, but blue, and without the bonnet. No wings, she's- um, you know what...vampires are?
>>24294315I'll be looking forward to it.>>24294331Heh. All good, I see you.>>24294335Have a nice night!>>2429432720/24 if I counted right
>>24294240Sakura Bakushin O
>>24294240Squigly>>24294227>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5pr9lDaEyw
This movie is not very well-written, as it turns out. Brian Blessed is carrying it as well as he can but he happens to be the Fart Joke Character so it's really hit or miss as to whether he says something cringe or not
>>24294240Ruriko
>>24294240Jungle Maid
Now that looks like a proper roster!Final chance to back out! Just know we won't hold back when it comes to making fun of cowards.
>>24294398Evil, beware!
>>24294398Here we go!
>>24294391Shall we, Lev?>"Oh, to shake off any and all rust, why shouldn't we?"
>>24294398"Write this cipher on your grave."
>>24294398Hello World
>>24294406>Oh God I wish I could click buttons right.
>>24294398>You've been here before...right?>Not necessarily "here", but here in a sense. Too far back to properly track, and yet not far enough to forget.>Wordlessly, the green-haired girl kept the grip steady on her marshalling wands. It'd just be yet another hassle in her midst.
>>24294398Ouch time...
>>24294398Hell yeah! A proper tournament arc! I just hope the losers don't take it too hard. The izzat from a comeback always makes it fun.
>>24294398"Take them down."
>>24294347Hmmm.... Elegant dressed maid, must be a sight to be hold. Aye, I am familiar with undead. If she happens to be one. I have no issues accompanying her, if she can keep her hungry in check
>>24294423>The fairy maid would shake her head.No-no, she's not a vampire. She's what a vampire is, when a vampire isn't a vampire? Does that make sense?
>>24294398Begin at your leisure. It has been some time, I must stretch my wings.
And we begin! There are sparks in the air people! >>24294406>>24294412What have we here! A duo angle? I think I've seen this one done before but not in such an agile package.>>24294419You took the words right out of my mouth!>>24294421Now thats the confidence I like in a fighter! Just keep that energy up and the fans will love you!>>24294433Taking it easy are we? Well just bring your A game once the fighting starts!
>>24294430>[ Does it make sense? ]https://youtu.be/BYXVhTUIQGc?si=QjMp2YcbnjLUKG7w>[ That statement has the wolf scratching his head. ]I... I am afraid I do not understand... Perhaps it will be best if I meet her in person.
>>24294441>A searing migraine pulsated through her skull...>This early in the morning...>...Night...>Ah, even the concept of time was losing its grip on her. How vexing.
>>24294441>Now I know how this may LOOK, but Sarah genuinely thought that those were just decorative accessories, and complemented their respective outfits!
>>24294441Pretty sure the first rule is not to talk about it
That little move Kira just pulled was impressive! If only we could have actually seen what happened in that dust up.We'll let the carnage speak for itself.And what's this?! Knight gundam is making a break for the exit! He might be able to get alot of motion out of those stubby legs, but not enough to escape our top notch security!
>>24294441Even a serpent requires rest. No point in blinding rushing into a fight without a proper warm-warm-up. I must admit, it is easy to sway the minds of the many, especially if a child were to speak such troubling words...~!
>>24294441>It's like pottery, it rhymes.
>>24294441You have failed in your duty as a protector!>>24294463GWAH!>...I am both annoyed and relieved as I'm going to have to step out of the house for a bit.
>>24294441>Rather than feel any horror at what she did, this moonlight would glance upon her bloodied fists with amazement as her foe plummeted onto the hard ground.I took out a full-grown human...teehee, Star and Sunny wouldn't believe it if I didn't show the body to them~>>24294463Hah, run away from the light of the moon...>She'd get a kick out of spooking her next target with a combination of danmaku and muting their attributes!
>>24294441>Pitter, patter, pitter, patter...she very much knows better!>>24294463>-and even the crowd recalls her legendary runs! Lev clutches the bouquet in his jaws as Squigly hypes up the crowd with her waves and smiles.
>>24294463You need beer!
>>24294463>horse girl brings someone to stable conditionHeh heh heh
>>24294463>It's them or you. It's a pragmatic choice to kill two birds with one stone.>If she could, anyway. They were a bit too fast for her liking...and a bit too smart.>Now, it was starting to all flood back in...
>>24294463A strong impact child. I may have felt that one! I am impressed.
>>24294441>She's trying for first blood.>>24294463Warning: Amplification levels too high. My eyes!
>>24294441>The explosions right near her got the legs pumping.Yeesh. With how the uncs took it just now, I hope you don't mind me holding onto my skills a little longer.>>24294463Aha! You're both just like Papa! Get too much tunnel vision with your DPS and one status effect'll wreck 'your day.>Kira quickly toggled her invisibility back on and slipped out of the scuffle.
>>24294445Um, you know, the- they're so common and they're what the Mistress's closest associates eat...>After awkwardly trailing into mumbles, the maid would concede and nod.You can't miss her.
Hope you fans in the front rows brought your rain coats! Squigly just lost a deadly game of hot potatoe and the audience just turned into a splash zone!An empty mag! How disappointing, we were all holding on breath waiting for that glorious head shot from the guard!Youch! That shot nearly burned my ear off. Careful where you're pointing that thing Fridgeman.>>24294473>Unlucky. See you in a bit then.
>>24294495That was lucky
>>24294495>If you're not screaming, they'll know you're not really blinded. Not with these slits for eyes.
>>24294495>The basics Sienna possesses are nowhere near enough to prevent her from vaporizing into a pile of ash. Heck!
Now that's some rapid disassembly. I don't know if they meant to do that, but I've never seen a robot so thoroughly destroyed! It's a shame androids can't enjoy all the glorious pain that comes with it! ...Can they..?
>>24294495>[ She receives a jar of a thick viscous and purple liquid. ]A small taste of my venom, and now it is your turn, daughter of man
>>24294495>Somehow, she gets up into the commentary seat undetected.Hello, World.I am your new host, Rei. I believe that everyone here is garbage, pure waste, trash to be discarded.
>>24294505This calls for a beer
>>24294505>Would it be wise to toss one of these...just to see if they'll fall?>...No...no, not now.
>>24294488>>24294505>CURSE OF ZODIAC.
>>24294441"Sponsors? You mean my Tenente? Has gotten pretty mellow nowadays I guess, but no one told me we were singing delivery shanties!">>24294463>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecI8_8dmOH0>The gun cared little for your vs. wiki ranking."Dang, never seen a girl run so fast after taking heat!">>24294495>By the time the guard fumbled for a new magazine, the target was long gone."Blast, next time...">>24294505"Ei, just like ol' Capitão..."
>>24294505Oh-ho~! The little fae wishes to play! Let me indulge in your craving for violence! Just stand still and embrace my toxic light!
Impressive moves from Ruriko. Who knew she was this good with a blade.. wonder who's pouring the drinks if she's in there though..>>24294511>Pulls the plug on your broadcast.H-hey! Get your own gig sister. I'm not losing my job again.
>>24294527>Two retards fighting, one retard spectating.
>>24294495Sick stuff! You know, I was gonna call you an Epstein blud for living up to the scaly bit, but you really know that fights aren't all about the bigger number.>>24294508>She'd pass along her spare grenades as parlay.Never know when you might need a Plan B, snake-unc!>>24294505Now to check up on those scars. Hate to be caught lacking...>>24294527Hehe! What, did four-eyes send you to make sure I wouldn't do the J.O.B this soon?...Ah well, thanks!>She'd appreciate it.
>>24294527I thought I killed Manhattan Cafe a slide back
>>24294493I understand.>[ No he doesn't. Straighting his posture, and a quick Crack of the neck. The wolf begins a stroll.]Oi, fae. Stay safe alright. You seem to be able to handle yourself. Yet, be not afraid to ask this wolf for some assistance. Should we meet again. Farewell.>[ Finger salute as he walks off. ]
>>24294527
>>24294495It'd be funnier if someone else tripped it.>>24294505>>24294523I think not.>That was danmaku; more pretty than practical, with a deadly allure! Luna Child darted erratically as she blasted the demon's position with several chains of light!Hum...>>24294527>When it came time for her to get serious-How do—you work this?>This fairy of light was left awkwardly hanging fumbling with the foreign tool.
>>24294527>Rei attempts to scream with her last few seconds of air-time.ANDKNOWTHATONEDAYBEINGRUDETOMACHINESWILL->>24294505>>24294519>Afterwards, she's shot dead, her frame collapses and she explodes.
It has been unanimously decided that DIYUSI is no longer fit to fight! Rest assured, the committee will pay your medical bills, just as long as you promise to join the next battle>*Wink*>>24294542Clankers, amirite?....Oh gee.. did I just hot mic that?!
BTW.. Anyone got next thread for me?
>>24294549>Life would be really great if she had wings...>Siiiiiiiiigh...
>>24294551I can do it, even if it's gonna be the third one in a row
>>24294549Where the fuck is Lilith?
>>24294527>>24294534>From the deep banks of his unit's inventory->https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPPumKUEii8>Came the kinetic firepower of the far future, to deal with the threats of the near one!"These types of machines just rub me the wrong way.">>24294549"Never come to me spouting statistics, unless you wish to become one."
Come on Sarah! You didn't think to put some scorpions, or spikes.. or anything dead insine the net with them?! >Koto's ear droop in disappointment.Well.. non-lethals are still valid ways to win. >And then they perk back up as a loud crunch rings out across the stadium....wait a sec! Now thats some violence! Let's get an instant slow motion replay of the moment Ruriko's poor fragile neck hits the cold hard ground!>>24294560>I would if I wasn't hosting heh..
>>24294527>>24294541Is the little fairy far from her forest...?>[ Even when she points her boomstick. The serpent kept a close distance. Showing off his fangs, but hearing the *click* of the shotgun jamming. The serpent's eyes flashed red. ]Should I be kind and let you have a head start..~?>>24294534...>[ Tail coils around a pair of spare grenade. An equal exchange. ]I admire the ability to condense destructive power into such small tools.>>24294549Hmm... The Qadištu will not approve... I must keep my vow. Unless you make me submit to your will, hybrid
>>24294568>>24294568>>24294568This thread sped by, maybe I should've kotted it>>24294561I will now go to Disneyland
>>24294574>Luna Child would chuck the useless gun at the serpent's way before bolting from the battlefield, taking refuge in the staff rooms overhead!>>24294549I claim the outcome of this game in the name of the fairies of light. You are all living and dying for me now.>>24294572Ehe->She wasn't a fairy of that kind of light!
>>24294572I want credit for that kill
>>24294572"Louco."
>>24294549I didn't think it'd make this much of a difference with the drunk debuff you got going on!>Good news? It gave her a bunch of room for escape.>>24294562>An excited squeal came from Kira. Even if you weren't as sheltered as her, seeing guns with ammo like this was a pipe dream in the City.Haha! Check it out! I've been saved by a real Fixer pro with his own checkbook and everything.>>24294572Keep those ampules coming, four-eyes! This is a bonafide Abno we're up against!>>24294574>The best tricks always came in smaller packages.Just wait until you see some of the weapons some of these guys are hulking around.
And down goes the gua- Huh?! I don't believe my eyes, Kira's attack just failed and the table have turned on the woman in white!>>24294584I was thinking the same thing.>>24294585>Speaking of tricks..>>24294576>Much obliged.
>>24294589>Familiar, wasn't it?...Huh? Where did->A wound to the back was easier to patch up, at least.
>>24294572She looks rather delicate. Yet my urge to taste flesh has yet to be satisfied. Her blood shall be mine! You son of man, may have what is left over!>[ Yet within that brief monolog. A trap! Nothing more than a big net, hanging both of them high up in the air. ]How do you not see this trap‽ How embarrassing.... I do not suppose you mind having a chat with a serpent to pass the time
>>24294585>That term again..."Only way anyone is fixing where you came from, is through praying for the Wrath of God.">>24294589>>24294599"End of the line amiga.">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-NJCGfD8FU>The guard would feel guilt killing the survivor of the concrete blight upon this land, driving something cold into his opponent after a distinctive unsheathing sound."Sorry."
>>24294589a Kyle Rayner fan?out in the open?ain't no wat!
Ok people! Now let's take a moment to hear the thoughts of some of your favorite fighters! Only the strongest are left, but that doesn't necessarily mean they're the most charismatic. Now let's head into the locker rooms where- Waaahh! It's a bloodbath in here! As much a I love to see this sort of enthusiasm when it come to violence, I wish they'd save this energy for the arena.>Next slide will be posted next thread.
>>24293885This is waaay better than the film I was watching, thanks for sharing
>>24294589>This light fairy would remain utterly oblivious she was in any peril.Wonder if I'll have the time to loot these bodies when it's over...>>24294612>Luna Child would mute all the noises of the struggle to confuse her next target as she placed all her might into the cord!Getting better at this.
>>24294633No problem. Now watch the Cars and Planes series with a fresh pair of Eyes, knowing Mater is behind everything
