Everything is quiet and it hurts. My chest feels like it is being crushed by a heavy weight. It is a sharp pain that never goes away. I am tired of being alone in my head.I am fading into the gray. There is a constant ache in my bones that makes it hard to move. I am just a hollow shell filled with sadness. I look at the empty space where you should be and the sting in my eyes is too much.The pain is the only thing I can feel anymore. It is cold and it is everywhere. I am lost in the dark. I am empty.I wish I did not exist.
HeyShut up
>>24320808>I wish I did not exist>Pass user since 2022I can see why
Ah shit, I can't handle more beer.. My stomach is having a death battle with my throat rn. I gotta find bed.
>>24320808BPD bimothy
>>24320823stop drink
>>24320823I told you about beer bro!!!!I told you dog!
okay
>>24320823>>24320841He told you, dawg. He told you...This is now a happiness and rainbows 'n shit thread.
>>24320823Spirits are better for getting drunkAlso if you add ice you can avoid puking/headaches better
hehdrinking PLEB
It was a mistake to make this thread.. I hate it.. I'm going to bed.
>>24320867>huggu
>>24320851I got good news and I got bad newsgood news IM HERE TO STAY BABYbad news i'm here to stay
>>24320867it is okdont beat yourself up about things if you can help it, it just makes everything worse
>>24320867sleep tight, gayboy
We all love water, yet, today might not be the day for it.
>>24320909I only drink water :triumph:
>>24320925>with a hint of Vodka
>>24320909it is for meI need to make some cash for my a ren fair im going to
>>24320808Who the fuck is Aeris
>>24321174One of the Cheetahmen iirc
Cool thread.
>>24320808im glad u exist <3>>24318604he sounds very intelligent, im just kinda techie is all :x i do like other creative things like video edits and photography but writing like that is really something else>>24320815ftl not entertaining enough for you?>>24320909omg drink lots of water all day every day>>24320925baseduuu lenuuu
>>24321571>pets the cute ears
>>24321586*chirrup*haaaiii link frien, i stol all ur links, they are verrrr cutehow r things?
>>24321571Thank you Ears <3Hope you hear lots of good things in your near future
>>24321609>i stol all ur links, they are verrrr cuteGood taste, good taste. I'm happy to help a fellow Link enjoyer!>how r things?Not bad. Just playin' some vidya before I gotta go to bed, so I can wagecage in the A.M. How about you? Things been good, I hope?
I have to game and show up a small streamer >>24321648>>24321609I've not seen too many link enjoyers and it's nice to see someone else as a fan of the hero of hyrulePeople say it gets glazed too much but it is one of few games that deserves all the praise it gets
>>24320867Nobody gaf
>>24321738See you again tomorrow
>>24321750<3
Reading through this thread is just depressing...>>24320867I hope you feel better Mordred. We care about you.
>>24321631hearing greatness right now!! *wub wub wub*how ar u doing lenny?>>24321648hehe like wise :p niceu what are you playing?things could be worse ya know, but i try to be positive hehe, increasing my workout intensity so thats always fun (and sore)>>24321717omg i totally agree! i've played all the console ones and they are just so epic, OOT, TWP, and WW are my favs of all time (in that order)links story was always an inspriation to me>>24321765mordy gets a bit sad when he drinks a lot which i can relate to...i would always end up crying at some point after a certain level of intoxication x__xugly cry fr fr
>>24321717Agreed. The games have been around so long, and people can say it's overrated, but the series sells for a reason. I grew up with the games all the way back with NES Zelda, so Link/Zelda always had a place in my heart.I gotta go to bed or I won't wanna wagecage tomorrow. G'night gang.>>24321765>pets>and then pets againCute Hiro.>>24321816Right now I'm playin' Xenoblade Chronicles 1. I bought it 2 years ago and keep dropping it after 5-10 hours due to other games taking my attention. I'm really determined to actually finish it this time, lel.But i gotta go, fren. I'll see ya later. o/
>>24321816I just worry about them a lot, you know.>>24321834Thanks Sam, I needed that.Nighty night Sam!
Haven't drank that much in a long time. Sheesh.And today were doing it all over again. I'm excited.
Heck.https://files.catbox.moe/0czuyp.webm
>>24323169That's a nice cat. My dude, it's so over but we are so fucking back rn. And after 10 beers it's gonna be so fucking over again.But first shitposting from bed for an hour
>>24323143>>24323187Mordred!>Hugs the MordredAre you alright?
>>24320808Kys already
>>24323271Ofc I am.Hold it, jeet is here.>>24323281Saar, please poo in de loo saar.
>>24323290Ok, I'm sorry I keep doing this so often. I just found a lot of these posts very concerning.
>>24323313Don't worry bro. I just drink horrid amounts currently cause I got a week off and sometimes I get super depressed and talk sad nonsense.
>>24323321better than being a phony
>>24323321Sometimes it's just really hard not to worry...I'm gonna have to go to bed now. Good night Mordred and remember, we care about you.
>>24323343That a top tier loli u got there.>>24323346Nighty hiro
>>24323187Always a good idea to collect neco arcs.Dude gonna be dead already at 11 in the morning.
>>24323370I hated her in melty blood.First I gotta get out of bed and make food.. then we gotta buy beer and then we can get trashed
>>24323353man i make fun of people pretty hard but honestly it's completely all their own faults i don't know how people deal with the genuine schizophrenics on /b/indian dudes a schizophrenic also btw
>>24323398I shat up the pajeets thread once and now he comes here to talk shit
>>24323406Nobody gaf
>>24323406yea i noticed good thing about flags is you can find the schizos and just mock them because it's harder for them to hidei fuck with a lot of people so this is kinda a safespace for me if all them ever figured out
>>24323419Omg baby's safespace
>>24323428Stfu retardyou're getting upset over something impersonal grow up
>>24323442I'M SOOOOOO upset
I coomed>>24323419Hehe, yeah.. he is so fucking butthurt he keeps coming here and making fun of him is so easy.
IM SEETHING
I just jerked off to anime and now I'm gonna epic own people on reddit, my life as a 30 yr old man
>>24323459i have to play game really quick andmake breakfast of eggsim going to a renaissance fair later but if im too tired it will be tomorrow
FUUUUUUUCKtoday is a holiday but I've gotta go beer shopping.. FUUUUCK..I'll have to buy overpriced gas station beer>>24323492And I gotta figure out a way to buy shit
>>24323505I let em know i was the sheikah poster and link poster who was making trandy spam for awhile against gay peoplethey thought i was kass for like an entire year now lol
>>24323390I guess you could say that...she made you melty.https://youtu.be/RWak0i_iqnMDefinitely food first.
>>24323526how's your unclestill dead right?
Day in my life as a 30 yr old manJust jerked off to some loli hentai, hopped on discord then reddit then 4chan, now I'm gonna get up for the first time today and go to buy some beer
>>24323526am eating the nuggies and the hot sauce>>24323522You post about everything tho
>>24323538yea better than whatever the fuck you're doing what the fuck are you doing?
>>24323532He's alive and well.>>24323542Yum.
>>24323543Making fun of a 30 yr old depressed man
>>24323542yea i'm a braggart i wonder if indipoo can dance
>>24323555was very yum>>24323560I think the poojeet doesn't like you
>>24323558and today im going to go make some money plus buy a drink at a ren fair and probably get laid bwhile you take the internet seriously priorities manget yourself situated before you start tossing stones in a glass house like many people i've ran into
>>24323593Lame ass nigga alert we got a lame nigga over here thinking he flyU lame ass nerd
>>24323604i kekd
>>24323609You want to get violated don't ya?
>>24323595>me a nerdLOL i just watched cartoons 20yrs ago let me guess you're single and never played any sports and don't go outfigure out your priorities dude
>>24323618not rly..
>>24323585yea i've noticed there's a suspicious group who dislikes me and im pretty sure it's not all guilty by association
>>24323593Don't flaut your mediocre ass life in your loser depressed friend's thread
>>24323664it's not mediocre to you rajeesh you drink cow piss instead of water because it's healthier you clean yourself with dirt because if you use water you'll grow 1,000 arms maybe
>>24323658At least he's entertaining cause he's a a pajeet. I love india memes.
>>24323675Yeah it's not mediocre at all.You made money? only like 20% people do thatYou bought a drink? One of the most and exciting hobbiesYou had sex? Noone i know ever had sex
>>24323680Talk to me hoe whyre you scared
>>24323686BLOODY BASTARD I FUCK U BLOODY
>>24323684You say it's mediocre yet you haven't done any of that You must be a loser or something Have you ever thought about getting a life coach? I'm a great master
>>24321571Yeah, I love water.>>24323604
>>24323714That's one painful kidney stone
I love making fun of failed normies who haven't realized even the weirdest fggts are better than them
>>24323708Are you calling someone who hasn't done those mediocre ass stuff a loser? Then you're calling your swissy friend a loserYou're flaunting making money having sex and buying a drink (LMAO) while all he's done is jerk off, post here and now he'll buy beer
>>24323724Whataboutism is for 3rd worldersi'm focused on you because you're annoying cunti've already filtered your id so im responding to you because i think youre a joke
>>24323732Go buy your chai latte
LMAO ren fair means renaissance fair and you're calling me a failed normie
https://files.catbox.moe/3zjpjt.webm>>24323720lmao
wtfalright then>>>/gif/30649953
>>24323872Someone bored today?
Finally went beer shopping!
>>24323946Nobody gaf
>>24324102I gaf simky
>>24323946>>24324116Pathetic
>>24324148
>>24324152>Posting the same meme again and againLOL desperate
uhhhh, did this "aeris" died or dumped you or smt?
>>24323884Sharing cursed/cool neco arcs I'm finding as I look for memes and pics.
>>24324197I just ate a wiener and now have wiener juice on my leg.Why u collecting images of that cat?
>>24324152gmorning sweet mordred>>24324188he gets a little moody sometimes :p heheegmorning to u 2>>24321834i assume on the switch? i had contimplated playing it too but i just dont play vidya anymore D:>>24321899yeah he's a softie(but also strong) and we care greatly for him too :)>>24323714wawa is great :Dcurrently its coffee tiem hehehow are u this fine *checks time* afternoon
>>24324277Morning fren. I'm drinking beeru
>>24323736sorry i fell asleep on you (words you will never hear in person)ren fairs are fun lots of titties in revealing clothing cool ass swords and meadI'm far from normal really really far but that's why i have fun and a few people like me but it's also why i'm very much disliked
>>24324279niceeuuu what number are you on?i just finished my first cup of coffeeand i keep thinking of that sweet compliment you gave me yesterday :3not sure if u remember hehe
>>24324473Only the 2nd. Had to wait quite a bit today before I could buy new beeru and I didn't wanna go buying drunk.Feel free to remind me, heh.
>>24324489its still pretty early though so i guess 2 isnt so much, how many more days do you have off?this one >>24316410 kehe
>>24324506I've got the rest of the week off.I remember that, I just didn't think you'd see it as such a big compliment, heh.
>>24324514oh YAY thats a nice long holiday for you :) whats the reason for it?and yah my brain is wired a bit differently and i def dont deny the retardation bit either hehe :3thats happened since forever ago when i was playing wow, everyone was really shocked when i hopped into voice chat for the first timei was also confused too...but it is what it is lolol
>>24324277>gmorning to u 2its night here but thx for the greeting!
>>24324656I took the days off for weeb convention but am not going cause the mates didn't wanna come.Why they confused?
>>24324677go to the osu booth
>>24324684
>>24324687I think the waifu thread is gonna die again if they don't necrobump it
Nice thread, volume XVIPhew... I managed to be here on time
>>24324741It had to die some day..
>>24324665its always nice to see new frienz in the thread :)how are things for you?>>24324677which weeb convention? and you should go!!at least go walk around and see the cuteness and get some collectables!>Why they confused?they all thought i was a gorl before i hopped on VC :3so....its been habbening for a while hehe
You know that /waifu/ used to be an EU evening thread before, right?>>24324270Nakkara cum.Cause she's based and funny.>>24324277Especially when drank from glass.Don't drink too much cofvefe.Gud, I just received my Teto plushies.>>24324746>Managed to be here on timeYou're planning some evil shenanigans I know.
>>24324767nah they think they're a community still>>24324816it doesn't exist lol lmao
>>24324768Fantasy Basel.Sure man.. lemme just buy a ticket, get my cosplay in order, get on the train for 3 hours, rent a hotel and spend endless money to walk around all alone. People who think others are wamen without any proof are tards. >>24324816I don't really see the funny. >>24324842They are 3 dudes, kek
>>24324848yeafuck i'm in a long freaking line when i het back home imma have 1 beer because sunday i have to go to a flower exhibition
>>24324816did someone sey teto plushies??i only drink 4 very large mugs full....thats all o_Onot tooo much :p>>24324848it still blows my mind that anyone would assume someone is a g0rl on the internet....kinda funny and relatable story but thats kinda how aeris and i were first acquaintedanon made a thread and was asking (on bant) 'any scottish girls here?' and i chimed in and larped as one...OP for some reason believed it but other anons were calling it out and that was the first time aeirs and i talked because he was giving me and OP a lot of shit for ...faggotry lololfun storyfor some reason i assumed that you already had tickets and such, srry friend...i would go cosplay with u
>>24324873make it 8. I'mma inhale some more rn.>>24324879The only thing I ever larp as is dinosaurs. Aeris is sometimes a wannabe bully I guess. He's too soft to actually bully tho. He wishes we was as nasty as me and shane, hehe.Luckily I didn't buy em but I still held onto my days off cause I never have any and I wanted a break.
>>24323604Demon lord in the me thread
https://youtu.be/j6N4vQ6m360>>24324879Hell yeah I did.Wtf, ears gonna go through his day in slow motion now.>>24324848Look harder.
>>24324884maybe saturday im just gunna go home im 2hrs from now have a beer then jerkoff till i fall asleep
>>24324884i love larping as silly shit and baiting anons into believing retarded things just to see how long it takes for them to catch on hehedont really do that on bant though ur all way to smart :p> He's too soft to actually bully thoyeah.....hmmm lol ;)glad ur taking some time for yourself, i did that last month and it was verrrrry nice to just be lazy for a bit hehe>>24324900speak of the demon lord himself, ears (or horns?) must have been ringing>>24324918>SouljaQuest.mp3subliminal messaging @__@i've actually cut back if you can believe it but working in tech requires much cofvefeand uh...dont be shy lets see the teto!
>>24324816I've just came back from sleeping on a sofa just to arrive earlier to the college
>>24324932What did he mean by this?
>>24324932>Subliminal messagingHueh.I only ever drink coffee at work because it's free.I made a thread for it, heckerino.>>24324730>>24324943Time to waste some time sabotaging vending machines instead of just sitting around.
>>24321816Whoops I literally went to bed the minute before you posted that lmaoI'm doing okay, some (three) of the Yu-Gi-Oh cards I ordered arrived today which was nice, and I've made plans to go out tomorrow to watch that new film "Obsession". How about you, what've you been up to?
>>24324950No chance, I have to study
pesto on eggies is so fuggin delissshh>>24324946i was reminiscing with mordred about how we first met because it was relatable to the convo and then you magically showed up :p>>24324950maybe i should set you on fire -__- jk lol good thread :Di dont trip in other threds, feels werid idk :3>>24324951rest is impordant!! and niceu, i think mayb you told me about the collection before but icant remember - do you play with others or just a collector?im so out of the loop for modern media idk what that is...but uhh, working, shit posting, exercising and thats about itoh lots and lots of music too, always building my playlists hehehe>>24324943hope it was a comfy couch??
>>24325076I play against my brother once a week, he usually ends up beating me despite my best efforts even though dinosaur cards are supposed to be very overpowered in terms of raw attack power lol aside from that there's a card game shop that I visit about once a month where I play against random people who show up. I'm in the process of building a brand new beast-type deck but it's taking an age for the bulk of the cards to arriveFrom what I can remember, Obsession is a horror movie about a fella who wishes for his girlfriend to love him more than anyone else, presumably with bloody consequences. The dude who directed and starred in Milk & Serial (below) is directing this too, and I heard that Obsession is a fantastic watch. I'm big into yandere types too :3>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbzGQ1lszv4Good on you for exercising! I don't have a car so walking and carrying shopping bags is the extent of my fitness regime lmao
>>24324918Just looks giga retarded, sorry.>>24324921Now that's a solid fucking plan, man. >>24324932I don't like those suggestive messages, just tell me what's up with the dude.I just got done trashing my mate in tekken but am too wasted to keep playing.. sucks.. I wanna be drunk tho.
>>24325076>Aeris is sometimes a wannabe bully I guess. He's too soft to actually bully thoHe clearly doesn't know me
>>24325128Ofc I don't.
>>24325153I rip pissbaby throats out
>>24325178mhm.. sure thing cutie.. you are like the toughest guy around.But I like you, you my fren.
>>24325125TIME TO PUT PLAN TO ACTION
>>24325201cum for the cum god
>>24325120nice!! keepting the card games alive, thats great :) and sounds like u've been playing for a while then?who needs drugs when you've got a card game addiction @__@ heheoh shit thats a whole movie, daym, i'll have to check it outi a bit of a scardy cat to watch horror alone :#>yandre typesdangerous! gosh i just want a sweet mean boy if that exists (he does)>>24325125yeah i dont do that with you or banters really unless its just too easy like that one threadidk what to say other than it was a random thread and he was mean to me, very mean, VERY meanand he was using cute avatars so i couldnt stop myself from replying where he continued to be a super meanie>>24325128i had a little kek and thought it was kinda adorbs
He reps poshbimbo tracks out. >>24324957Best of luck b0ss.>>24325076As I said in there, I'm sorry, but someone had to do it, kekI never really cared much for it, I've heard/seen everything and nothing about trips so far. And besides a couple of exceptions, what I've seen was either trips for memes or just vanity.>>24325125F
>>24325221Oh.. you guys typefucked. I get it.
>>24325234keheehe yeah i thought it was funny tb.h :pi have a huge page of trips i dont even use, idk im too cringy to use it in most cases haha but will use them randomly for memes lulz and idk other thingseven though >>24325236no that never happened (miku you know....), he was just very mean desu
>>24325281Well then I have no idea what the fuck you are talking about.. I'm not good at reading code.
>>24325221That's a funny story - in March of this year I bought three cards at a fandom convention that I went to on a whim, and I picked the game back up after like 10+ years of inactivity. Me getting back into it also convinced my brother to get back on the horse too lol>dangerous!Maybe to other people lolAlthough it's only happened a few times, I get immense pleasure when my bf tells me not to talk to someone. Like he's so adorable and loving every day but when he snaps and gets super possessive and clingy I'm head over heels @w@Hope you find your sweet mean boy. I'm terrible with tone so if someone was mean to me even as a joke I would probably stop talking to them entirely ^^' different strokes for different folks!
>>24325281I try my best. Glad it was appreciated. After forgetting to change it multiple times I just said "fuck it" and so here is my real vanity trip now.
>>24325120You're a horror movie fanatic also?I know a guy who's been playing cheesy horror movies for basic television since the 70's or 60'swe don't talk btw and he's more a family friend but hes a giant perv sex pest hes cool though obsession sounds familiar
ramen time
ramen is too hot.. gotta sit here and look at it for 10minutes
>>24325539i have to wait a few minutes for a payment to clear and then i can go drink
>>24325509I wouldn't say I'm a fanatic, but ever since I started watching Dead Meat on YouTube I've kinda gotten a bit more interested in the genre>cheesy horror moviesThose are the BEST kind lmao, horror that doesn't take itself seriously is a treat to watch every time
>>24325557BEER
I put my ramen on the balcony where it's 6 degrees. Still very hot
>>243255846 degrees kelvin, celsius, or freedomite?
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>>24325602Angle. If it was much higher it'd slide onto the floor
>>24325602Kelvin and Celsius are the same.. only muricans use Fahrenheit, which is a german scale based on the Rankine scale. For absolutely no fucking reason.
>>24325602Rare original bantoid >>24325182Unironically undefeated Thanks fren >>24325221I could end you with a thought
>>24325637I'm going to defeat you in my bed... it's gonna be the easiest fight of my life.. you'll go under so hard... when we boot up Tekken8 on my huge TV and I trash you.
>>24325602you fucking moron
>>24325286he was just VERY mean bully to me and thats how we got acquainted>>24325351aweeh that sounds so wonderful for you, and we've chatted in other threads recently too (starting to connect that)sounds like an ideal relationship, a little possessive but not too much ...so lucky>Hope you find your sweet mean boy.yeah he's around somewhere :p>>24325372yeah i enjoyed the edit...and edits seem to be rare these daysim getting better at remembering but sometimes forget and its a little embarrassing when i switch boards and accidentally use it lole>>24325637you couldn’t end a free trial
>>24325749That sounds really weird.. maybe I'm just to autistic to understand this.
>>24325749>sounds like an ideal relationshipIf only we lived in the same country it would be actually perfect
I ate too much ramen.. am horribly sleepy now.. nighty frens
it's 10 am this nigga can't be fr
>>24325528very tasty for u!>>24325752he was making fun of me for larping as a girl one night and then a faggot the next ....well the latter isnt larping but anyways it was just a buncha larpy faggotry bs he was being mean to me aboutidk how else to explain it>>24325766aweeh thats really tough, same continent hopefully? maybe?>>24325828nighty night>>2432584510pm is actually pretty late for mordy, he has to wake up really early most days and his internal clock is tuned for that....i go to bed at 10pm too :3
https://youtu.be/LxJ2-rIUtj0?si=kSS6VC8ZtrD2Tq82Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines BlümeleinUnd das heißt AmErika
>>24324900https://youtu.be/Q3LE15AyT5g?si=RiwkTR2RWNOO6ULp
>>24325617Ohhhh this makes sense. I measure that in radians so I didn't even think to check.>>24325621>>24325714i don't get it, what is your flag adding?>>24325637CRASHING THIS THREAD... WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>24325862He lives in Missouri :pensive:Bless his heart though cos he's saving up to fly over here, hopefully this year! So that'll be lots of fun>>24325920That's one of the benefits of living in Switzerland...the flag's a big plus
>>24325642I'm saving myself for Xenoverse 3 sorry >>24325749I could prove you wrong but shooting my friend in the knee to prove a point seems fucked up. >>24325845Hes a G*rman>>24325869Think you said the same thing last time I called you that too. >>24325920PLEASE DO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
>>24325946>>24325946what does that have to do with anything it's just like every cool blogposting nigga is a neet and stays up until AT LEAST 1AM like going to bed at 10 is old man and hard working family porividing pilled
https://youtu.be/coEd9Tr11-o?=dc7MRw4aYs9HKliIfeelin' so high like i'm up in outer space feelin' so high like i'm up in outer space feelin' so high like i'm up in outer space I just want to dance in an alien base
>>24325927Is... is this the legendary British humor I've heard so much about? By jove! It's just like the jokes me pa used to make!>>24325946sorry i ran out of bombs i gotta go get some new ones at the bomb storereal talk though, i still feel like a newfag even after all this time. for instance, i've got no idea what this thread is about and yet instead of lurking like a good girl should, i decided to post. truly reprehensible behavior... don't do this!!!
>>24325988Not everyone is lucky enough to be a NEET chad like you. I'd stop sleeping all together if I had the option. >>24325997> i've got no idea what this thread is aboutBasically we all get in a circle and jerk the person to our right off.
>>24326040So when did you get cheated on?
>>24326063So long ago that it doesn't bother me anymore.
>>24325997I was raised reading joke books! Being a silly billy comes naturally, I just can't turn off
>>24326078i've never been cheated onwas it a black guy?
>>24326040>>24326040It's not really about being a neet thoughever it's about the vibe iykwim
>>24326103Morbidly obese white guy with curly jewish hair
>>24326040oh sick, i've been practicing my technique lately! shouldn't have any issues with a thread like this then, just gotta... find my social lubricant here...>>24326080a real whimsical william eh? a devious dick? a funny frank perhaps? spittin zany zingers?wish i could relate, but i picked the dumb duke perk instead.
>>24326125damn how'd bthat happen?lol you're a cuck
>>24325927thats quite a distance o.o hope it works out for you both :)how long have you been talking?>>24325946i forgor ur strapped or something like that, hawtdo you conceal carry?>>24326078damn you too....fug>>24326103cute ears, saved
>>24326124I think he gets enough time of to funpost still. That should count for something at least. >>24326143Where have you been practicing your form at? Spit works too if you can't find the lube. >>24326147He told me I was like 16 or something and my first bf was a whore >>24326155I have guns but they mostly just collect dust.
>>24325946How long ago was that?>CagliostroPretty based
>>24326197Your bf?why are you insulting gay people if you're gay?
>>24326199Probably a couple of years ago in the waifer thread. I couldn't tell you exactly when it was. >>24326203>why are you insulting gay people Please point to where I did that Shane.>if you're gay?I'm bisexual and I've dated mostly women.
>>24326197waaah waaah I want bigu and vlad back
>>24326210tell me antoniolol
>>24326197idk anything about guns or i would ask more about them :xbeen shooting once in my life and gunless :(>>24326218is this real
>>24326212Wasn't vlad only here to orbit that one fag who posted this character too? They might never come back.>>24326218Who?Shane you're drunk >>24326235California cucks are defenseless walking bags of meat >is this realIts not real
>>24326143Alas the curse of being the Funny One has hidden depths to it, such as when a joke DOESN'T land being like five times as bad>>24326147I've never understood the sex appeal of needles. "Ooh hot woman advancing towards you with a needle" how about get away from me! I don't want no injection!>>24326155About three and a half years! We message each other like every day so it doesn't really FEEL like we're apart, even though we are
>>24326254The Moldavian nigga was the elveposter but it was more the Georgian that orbited him. Holy shit that was 5 years ago... I only know that the Georgian unironically singed up for the US army recently after moving to NY but I wonder what the others are doing, they might as well be dead or got a j*b, either or really
>>24326254you're an admitted cuckstop replying to me as an equal >>24326273its sub fetish
>>24326289The Moldyelf played some videogames with me and I think he thought I was a girl. He would like flirt with me in a not so subtle way. He stopped posting forever shortly after he realize I was a guy and somebody else doxed him. >>24326309I was a child when it happened Big deal
>>24326210Whatchu been up to lately?
>>24326314That you say this like a flex involuntarily makes me curl my lip up in disgust
>>24326197>Where have you been practicing your form at?Ok so there's this place two blocks down from the gym, it's called the leather club. There's a classic gay guy there, last name Darkholme. It's costly, I had to sell a heterosexuality and a gender there, but he and a bunch of gay Russians will teach you. They offer demonstrations and hands-on lessons, real neat stuff! You should come on down.>>24326273Is this a hint for me to double check your last post and wrack my tiny brain looking for a joke?>how about get away from me! I don't want no injection!Depends on the person I guess but the idea of helplessness and whatever's in the syringe is what does it. In other words... >>24326309 it's subby as heck.
>>24326339I will punish your boibussy as you try to flee my apartment in a skirt half drugged off sleeping pills i slipped in your drink at the sauna that made your skin glisten
>>24326346Nah, you'd know if I told a joke. That's years of honing the craft
>>24326321Mostly just fun posting on bant and playing videogames. Nothing all that interesting 2bh. Have you kept up with your video blogs for the boys? >>24326339All I wanted to do was play Wakfu Literally not my fault >>24326346Is Hard Gay apart of the same club? Sorry they stole your heterosexuality and removed your gender.
>>24327004THIS IS LITERALLY UNRELATED TO MY POST>>24326404AND I WILL MAKE BOTH OF YOUR KNEES POINT IN THE WRONG DIRECTION, SODOMITE
>>24327004Hm yeah about the same here minus the fun posting. I was here for the HG stuff but it's usually active when I'm working so then I found this thread.Do you actually watch that? I've made a few fairly recent.
>>24327022Relax, CHUD. Before I make you get a job.
>>24326314Wait... THAT'S what happened to Moldova?! Holy shit. Rest in pepperoni, it's not often a poster's end here comes from flirting with dudes and being doxxed.>>24326946It really is an art. Wit, banter, all that stuff. Are you just a natural jokester or have you done comedy before?>>24327004Yeah if you search hard enough you can probably find him. We got a few performance artists there. I can't look people there in the eye though, so... I haven't confirmed.>sorry they stoleNo no, I sold 'em. It was either that or my entire gachimuchi folder, and I'm not giving that priceless relic up!
>>24327034So you just decided to take a peek at bant and found Mordred on the catalog? I think you might like bant since its the closest thing around still to old /b/ imo. >Do you actually watch that? I've made a few fairly recent.Not recently but I watched a couple back in the day. I never subscribed so your channel is gone forever now.
