Fart niggas, did we just WIN?>"The data we've gathered over the course of many years of sampling tells us a lot about the human micro-flora," Fletcher said, "for one, this micro-flora varies greatly from person to person -- but there are a few constants. Call them 'rules' of the jungle." >Doctor Fletcher smirked and turned his head, like a school boy with an embarrassing secret.>"Mostly we see a consistent -- and I mean CONSISTENT -- volume of flatulence from our female volunteers. So much so that when we made our graphs plotting different occurrences of flatulence, the girls were farting almost three to four times more often than our male volunteers."https://fartniggas.io/author/james-sowel/interviewwithabrapologist
I fart more than anyone I know
I wake up and instantly start farting like 30 times
>>24324010>>24323763fart nigga ahh take
>>24324010me too except with shitting my pants lol. I call it my morning stallion because I shit so rapidly like a horse, and it sounds like horses galloping. I'm just glad my body waits till I wake up so I can experience it
