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I have found them..
It came to me! It accepted my offer and visited me in my dream. I know everything now..
The place that worthless filth hides in, I've seen it!
I will eradicate them.
They'll be gone forever!
The ones standing between us will suffer until they beg for a swift end.
And then.. and then we can be together!! We can finally be happy my beloved!
Their blood will be spilled for our eternal happiness...
Aeris it won't be much longer! You will be mine and only mine and nothing will hinder us any longer.
YOU ARE MINE AERIS
I love you.
I love you..
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Wonder what the next op should be..
I could write Aeris with my own blood...
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I should bake my beloved a cake.. made with my love juices..
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>>24330686
This is by far the creepiest OP post you have ever made...

>>24330697
Please... don't do that.

>>24330700
This one is pretty kinky.
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>>24330709
HIRO
I will cut them open and pour salt into their gushing wounds..
I'm feeing very horny rn.
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>>24330717
JESUS H. CHRIST MORDRED, THAT'S HORRIFYING!
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>>24330727
How horrifying..
>*screams of the damned, the sound of bones being crushed, and table saws*
So.. anyway. I showed the ugly lady my dick.
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>>24330746
I didn't want to go to a thread like that again, but I had to see it...
It's so big...
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>>24330750
Ah, you also enjoy looking at my large male organ.
That is very homosex of you.
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>>24330755
Yeah... it's really big and... god that's so hot...
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>>24330767
Slut..
My arm is starting to hurt phone holding my phone
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>>24330771
I know I'm a slut, I just really like big dick.
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>>24330782
I just coomed.. finally no more horny.
I know you like big dicks.. you are auch a slaanesh worshipper..
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>>24330806
Wow... I guess I really do worship Slaanesh...
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Today I really needed this coffe-AAAAAAH MY EYES
STOP IMAGINING THINGS YOU STUPID BRAIN
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Ah hell, welcome to my feast
time to start the hedonism, yes

Tonight you take the lead,
daddy won't stop your inhibitions

Just do what you want, do what you like

Release those desires
let them go higher
show me your exhibition

Evil? Who, Me? You think so? Let’s see

People wanna judge—short-sighted at best
but what do they know about me?

Just look at your grudge
forget the rest
you don’t feel the debauchery?

If the eyes are the mirror to the soul
then I’m sold, so
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>>24330812
I had a good snooze
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>>24330997
I'm glad you were able to get a good snooze!
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>>24330863
REO
I wanna make rice soup with chicken today. How much rice in liter can I add to 1L of eater without the rice gobbling up all the water?
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>>24331012
Now I'm hungy.. but still lazy and tired
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>>24331023
You're gonna need to get something to eat. It doesn't matter how lazy you are, you're stomach isn't gonna shut up about it.
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>>24331049
Not if I just snooze again
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>>24331051
Trust me, I've done that before and it was very hard to ignore.
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>>24331015
>He doesn't use the fingah technique
https://youtu.be/OoT8mwGAEDk
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>>24331095
I notice that too, haiyaa!
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>>24331095
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>>24331104
I'm gonna go snooze now, nighty night Mordred!
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>>24331128
nighty fren
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This nigga always here wtf
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Flooding my friend DMs with neco arcs
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>>24331988
why tho
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>>24331992
they took down missav
holy shit
bruh
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>>24332171
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>>24331992
Because he appreciates good art and based memes, UNLIKE YOU
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>>24332200
I mean.. when I see that cat and it's -1/10 art and character design.. and people love and celebrate that..
To me it's like watching pajeets shit on the street and be proud of it.
Sorry but I don't see the excitement in street shitting.
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>>24332191
it's s tragedy where am i going to watch my asian cosplay whores on demand now?
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>>24331988
>>24332200
>epic funny plebbit meme #3829
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>>24332228
I have no idea what u are talking about man
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>>24332229
helo pleas do not post the shit, downvote
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>>24332234
A good JAV pornsite got taken down. It's not that hard to understand
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Nice thread, volume XVII
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>>24332245
just use gelbooru
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>>24332273
that's taken down already lol
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>>24332281
Uh.. no
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>>24332282
wasn't working last week plus that's drawing and sometimes i prefer actual women dressing as my favorite cartoon characters
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>>24332289
Well I can't help ya with that. I strongly believe all real women should be brutally slaughtered because they are all disgusting filth.
We only need anime girl.
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>>24332292
It's not end of world though there's others but it was a good site

also agree women are shit only good as sex toys
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All porn is cuck porn when you think about it. You're sitting alone in your room jacking off to other people having sex.
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>>24332333
I imagine us having sex.
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>>24330663
> Arnold Schwarzenegger Driving by Wil Sasso
lmao kekaroo
MORE EDITS LETS GOO

>>24330697
carve it into a tree!! :0 :0

>>24330700
i guess dubs decides... >__>

>>24330750
i think he jus tlikes to scare u as a kink...i mean it is pretty cute kehe :p :3

>>24330863
wait what, tell me what ur imagining

>>24332333
are the cuck allegations tru then?
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>>24332356
Morning my cute gay boi
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>>24332333
>thinks i'm watching other people having sex
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>>24332462
i didnt realize how many replies i did lol whoops
haiii mordy, its faggotry friday! :D
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>>24332337
You can stop doing that

>>24332356
No

>>24332478
>i prefer actual women dressing as my favorite cartoon characters
You've already explained your favorite time of cuck porn. Which cartoon girls do you like to watch get fucked by other men the most?
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>>24332487
most jav cosplay porn is solo
you're not wrong about the other type however
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>>24332487
NEVER
I want to feel your soft skin rub against mine..
I want you tongue forced into my mouth and your hand choking my throat..

Also, henlo fren.

>>24332481
For me it's just another giga drunk day. I was thinking about that whole anal stuff yesterday.. but I wouldn't evne know how to start all that back up again.
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>>24332212
Neco arc is not the meme, just the proxy for the creation. It's just a dumb looking cat girl committing war crimes.

>>24332356
With the right idea in mind any edit is possible.
>What are you imagining
I already erased the images sorry.
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>>24332512
I'm committing war crimes in my panties.
And now I'll go watch animu
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>>24332517
>I'm committing war crimes in my panties.
that is a very switzerland sentence to say.
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Also jav actresses and pornstars are usually for hire so it's not actually cucked unless you think they're totally untouchable if you tried
whoever films them are though because they're inviting you to take what they have
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im super out of it today and scatter brained more than normal D:

>>24332487
so you ....dont watch porn?

>>24332495
hmm, what stuff yesterday i dont remember (head is fuzzy)
for me it starts the day before...well every day, but planning 12-24hrs before is important

>>24332512
UNDELETE UNDELETTEEE hehe
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>>24332517
That ass is flatter than mine, Jesus.
Wasted use of panties.

>>24332552
I refuse to scroll up and re-imagine everything.
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>>24332527
Hot
>>24332552
I never plan, I just do. I'm impulsive.
>>24332577
Leo I will shave your cock with gasoline. Flat means hot. Your ass is the same size as mine and mine is hot af. The gay boys love it.
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>>24332625
good fucking god you're horny.
i approve.
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>>24332641
You should cum into my panties so I can wear your warm, sticky, tasty stuff around all day~
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>>24332625
>Same size as mine
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>>24332577
issokay i wouldnt either today, my brain and body are fried from this week idk if im even gonna do faggotry friday today ugggh

>>24332625
i've basically changed my entire life to revolve aroudn this...im a psycho like that
and how do you shave with gasoline?? O.O

>>24332641
it habbens :3
*wave*
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>>24332652
Disgusting
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>>24332672
I know the size of what I shoved my dick into.. and I have pics of it. My beloved friend.. you are as flat as megumin.. and so am I.
>>24332691
It's a dumb meme from a shitty german rap song from decades ago where some retard sings about shaving someone with gasoline as like a threat.
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>>24332652
damn, those are some cute panties.
nice legs, too, what the hell.
it'll take about 30 days for me to ship my seamen over by boat, but sure you can wear it after that.
>>24332691
wacky inflatable tube man time
*wave wave wave*
>>24332695
alright alright, we heard you, go ahead and power wash your shitting street now, mr. dalit.
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>>24332722
Sounds like a deal to me...
Make sure to keep it frozen so it stays sticky and fresh
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>>24332703
How do you have the face of 30 yr old man and the body of a twig twink
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>>24332744
he's actually got a conventionally attractive face
and it's not of a 30yo maybe mid 20's
>>24332742
I just came
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>>24332758
Nice
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>>24332703
oh i see the irony now :3

>>24332722
>wacky inflatable tube man time
you have a bf??? im jelly
*hypoer waveee*
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>>24332998
>you have a bf???
wait what? i was making a shitty family guy joke, guess i should've chosen a different image
but yeah, i... do. though they're busy exploring identity & whatnot so idk if you can call them a 'boy'friend or not. still, that makes me a normalfag by definition, so i guess i've been found out.
pic not related, i just like it
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>>24333016
i wouldnt have gotten the reference anyways hehe
lucky for you and uhh...idk posting in this thread automatically removes any normalfag status you thought you might have had srry to break it to u
>pic not related, i just like it
i like it too ...never watched much of fate tb.h tho so im not sure its meaning
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>>24333016
>>24333052
being trans or gay automatically makes you a normalfag on /bant
by my definition btw
I'm also straight as fuck btw
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I have internet again!
Spent the last hour watching Brenton Tarrant vids and playing supermarket simulator.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8

All thanks to tarrant chan.
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>>24333016
Your stupid holy swords gone? Too bad you didn't keep Clarent, huh..
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Is a great movie.. I recommend it.
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>>24330686
SEX WITH FINLAND
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>>24333052
>removes any normalfag status
god darnit, i was hoping i'd finally be able to integrate into society again, but it seems i gotta stay in the /bant/ straitjacket for a while lomgsr
>not sure its meaning
i've read fsn, fha, fate extra & extra CCC, most of fgo, and i still couldn't tell you exactly what it means. all i know is it's excalibur, caliburn, and maybe arondight going back to Vivian, the lady of the lake.
it's just a cute image, unlike this one
>>24333113
>being trans or gay automatically makes you a normalfag
oh thank god, i can finally leave this pl-
>on /bant
FUCK!
>>24333130
welcome back, did you have fun?
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>>24333161
Hell yeah.. tarrant always gets me hype and I listened to some moonman. Is all I have saved. No other music or entertainment was available.
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Do you guys also have this where you sit infront of your puter and just play a vidya in your head?
I just spent half an hour in my mind.. just playing out a story.. I see it, I feel it.. I even physically react to it.
My eyes don't really take in any information. They just look for a random corner or dart around..
Meanwhile I see this whole thing play out infront of me with several people involved. I can even feel the touches and background vibrations.
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I'm basically blind for the entire duration.
Sometimes I fall out of it like rn.. then my eyes refocus and see things and I have to refocus on my mind and make my eyes unsuable. Once that happens.. my body just autopilots.
Sometimes I sit and listen to music, sometimes I smoke, sometimes I click random buttons on websites.. but I never know or see what I do.
I'm just in my mind, in another world, playing an isekai.. I'm so far away..
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And even afterward..for like 10mins.. everything is a haze. I don't remember anything I did like I'm still waking up from a dream.
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I have used this weird thing of mine to create a universe of mine.. It's like 20 years old and has countless characters and every night I keep expanding it.
It's a huge mash of everything I experience and like..
I have characters that I live through every day that have more lore than all of One Piece.. cause every single day I write an entire manga in my head and it's all animated because I can see them move and talk and all that..
I have kept building onto this for 2 decades now.
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But I have one problem.. when old characters reappear I keep forgetting their names.. I remember a hundred names but I can't quite sort em out cause the last time I used a character might have been a year ago or so..
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I am normal..
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This happens to me when I am 5 days awake in delirium
It probably means you're schizoaffective or something
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>>24333387
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I manhandled Gemini for a bit.. this is my currently active character rn..
It's not perfect.. she shouldn't have a navel.. her shoulders shouldn't have pauldrons.. but overall it's pretty solid. She also doesn't have breasts because she doesn't have a gender.. but Gemini doesn't quite understand that.
Her name is Zero.
Hope u like her.

>>24333408
What now?
>>24333356
I have autism so it fits.
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Now that I keep looking at it.. I never thought I'd ever see an image of Zero.. she was just in my mind...
It's really weird seeing her.
Even if it has flaws.. the tail should also be way longer but.. it's kinda frightening.
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>>24333113
i reject your reality and substitute my own

>>24333161
no takes backsies ur here forever now u know
>all i know is it's excalibur
okay so i did understand haha damn
>it's just a cute image, unlike this one
200$ seems a bit excessive dontcha think??

>>24333330
yeah...sure...me too...

>>24333316
time to voice to text your book now
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>>24333495
Grrrr..
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>>24333517
Finland needs to such kok
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>>24333528
duh
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>>24333517
why r u growling at me mordy?
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>>24333538
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>>24333545
dont hold your breath for too long
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I'm dumb...
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me too :<
very retarded
and ghey
and retarded
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>>24333182
>moonman
oh dear god i ain't heard that name in at least 6 years. the only way you can still listen to that is by having it downloaded, so y'know... i believe you.
>>24333267
no, i don't get that... you're incredibly rare and therefore very special!!!
>>24333495
>no takes backsies
i'll escape this prison. these chains can't hold me. i've done it once before, the world shall know the terror of this rambly idiot once more.
>200$ seems a bit excessive
and the size doesn't?
>>24333723
>>24333748
lol gay retards bein gay and retarded.
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>>24333875
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>>24333875
>i'll escape this prison
yeah? and how long have you been singing that song? lolol
>and the size doesn't?
no kink shaming okey
(yes it does, very much, owie noty)

>>24333894
how many of those hats do you have omg :p
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>>24333898
...9 fucking years now. my throat's getting a little tired, but i can keep going. every once in a while they let me out into the courtyard and it feels like real life, though!
>owie
YEAH, OWIE IS RIGHT! Artoria's just really practiced so she's okay.
>>24333894
shut up before i kiss you on the forehead and wish you goodnight
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>>24333989
kehe had a feeling :p ive managed to get past the courtyard before but something always calls me back :)
>Artoria's just really practiced so she's okay
oof too big, more power to her tho, im a bit funny and just like average sized things :3
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What a great sleep.
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>>24334567
>ive managed to get past the courtyard
what's your secret? how do you do it? this is critical information, and no i swear i'm not a narc
>>24336758
go back to bed before i add you to the list of NSF casualties
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>>24336817
No, I must continue gathering autistic cats.
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>>24336879
ok here's an autistic neco chaos instead
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>>24336935
My honest reaction (Me on the left)
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>>24336944
where did she get the cigarette?
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>>24336958
I gave it to her, she seemed like she needed one.
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13....
thirteen fucking beers..
Good lord my head hurts..
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My hangover has a hangover
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Oh no. Juju has a nekoarc folder
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Oh no. My fag lord dad has returned.
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I never knew you
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>>24337156
Bruh I hate dalits they make me look worse than I am
I mean idc about the lies because nobody will do anything but it's annoying
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You came inside of me.
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>>24337238
What?
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That's nasty.
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>>24337256
I WANT SEX
WITH MEN
and lolis
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>>24337253
what i do is an art mordy and if it gets messed up it's no longer art it's a disaster
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>>24337268
The latter part is based and mood
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>>24337278
Disaster artist!
>>24337286
Is mood a new slang word?
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>>24337297
How do you not know mood and you're younger?
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>>24337309
What?
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>>24337221
https://files.catbox.moe/asybta.mp4
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>>24337326
AIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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I'm shitting up bant again, hehehehe
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I WANT TO PLAP THE LOLI
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My thread is like my homebase from where I start attacks on all of bant.
While stroking my dick.
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My eyes are burning..
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>>24337350
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I tongue Aeris' anus
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This stupid cat is making my brain smooth by the hour. Help.

https://files.catbox.moe/53fs5m.mp4
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>>24337863
Have you considered not watching that shit on loop? You fucking crackhead
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>>24337868
I'm not, I just found that one and the song is nice.
It's just the sheer amount of cursed neco arcs I went through, I have reached twitter posts from February 24'.
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>>24337893
I've got a teto webm that I like listening to on repeat.
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>>24337506
I attack everyone else lol
>>24337297
i mean nyah because it made everyone involved hate themselves but not really me because i have everyone filtered until they start biting the bait and coping
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>>24338073
Attacking people at random can be lots of fun.
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>>24336758
you ever sleep so well and wake up so cozy rested that you need loud wubby music like immediately?
yeah thats today
feels good man

>>24336817
uhhh, real life happened and it was nice for a while but then it wasnt great, then it was less than great, then it was very VERY sad for a while
then i remembered where my kind were and i came back

>>24337556
ur not supposed to get cum in ur eyes mordy
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>>24338856
I didn't coom in my face! Haven't done that in a long time.
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>>24338865
why are they burning then?
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>>24338905
tired.. and I drank like 13 beers yesterday
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>>24338916
its only 6pm tho and thats a lot of beeru
do anything fun today?
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>>24338916
eat some pickles it cures it
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>>24338923
Well I did that yesterday, duh. I'm on my 3rd beer rn, playing total war. Am Shitting on stupid nigger goblins.
>>24338950
That looks awesome
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>>24338950
mordred LOVES pickles....and pickle stew

>>24338972
GET EMMMM
im just listening to music and having coffee
gotta clean my messy ass place today ugh
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My cat that never goes outside somehow managed to snatch a bird through a tiny crack in my window and rip it apart in my room.
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>>24338995
Get fugged, hehehehehe
Hope you enjoy dead bird smell.
>>24338979
I never clean on weekends. That's for days that already suck ass.
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>>24338995
wtf let ur kittty outside he's got murder on the mind and wants to show you how skilled he is

>>24339003
there is a smell from the kitchen though....and its been getting worse
my mental state is spiralling because of the dissaray so i gotta do it
if my home is disorganized so is my mind @__@
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>>24339003
It doesn't really have a smell but there were feathers fucking everywhere.

>>24339009
He'll get eaten by one of the massive owls or bald eagles if I let him out.
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>>24339016
overprotective fathers are teh WORST...
when i lived in san diego i was near a pretty busy street but still let kitty out....couldnt just keep her cooped up, woudla felt so bad :(
she was not the murdering type though
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>>24339016
Meow rules the your house.
You need to give her more attention or else u get birds.
>>24339009
Hm.. never had that before. I sometimes go get these itches to get up and clean shit.. then I do and create a new mess
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>>24339050
If you want your cat to live it should stay inside. Hes never been outside so he doesn't know hes missing anything. All cats are the murdering type.

>>24339074
He gets more attention from me than anyone else in my life. The only way he could get more attention is if hes physically attached to me at all times.
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>>24338856
>then it was very VERY sad for a while
real life tends to go that way... pretty similar experience here, honestly.
welcome back though, i guess!
>>24338916
WAKE UP
>>24339016
you'll be cleaning feathers from random
spots in your home for months now. good luck and god bless
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>>24339295
WHAT DO U WANT
>>24339091
Turn him into a stylish scarf. then you can wear hima t all times and feed him (You)s
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>>24339312
ok bye, you can go back to sleep now
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>>24339074
my mental state is super sensitive and when things are visually in disarray, so am i..like i cant focus, type quite right, formulate coherant thoughts....i mena worse than the normal retardation
just how it is /shruggg

>>24339091
shhe lived a good life and was more caerful than you would think, then we moved to the woods and uhhh well she enjoyed her life :)

>>24339295
yeah, its like that hehe...been back for a while nowe but bant is still under a year atm :p
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>>24339595
MAKE ME FAGGOT
>>24339596
Meanwhile I stack 100 beer cans onto my table till I can't move my mouse anymore.
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Can you love me too?
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>>24339295
Think I've gotten all the feathers already. He didn't even eat the bird he just killed it for fun.

>>24339312
He can't be turned into a scarf hes the last surviving member of his clan.

>>24339596
How did they die? The last cat I let outside got eaten.
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>>24339604
my brain is twitching at the thought of that...like the voices would eat me alive

>>24339632
i assume the same sadly, i was living in a cabin in the woods at the time while caretaking a property
she was already used to being outdoors so i couldnt keep her in my tiny little cabin
just the natural cycle of things, i do miss her and its been years...so i do think i'll be getting one soon :3
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I DONT WANT TO CLEAN ANYMORE THIS FUCKING SUCKS
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>>24339632
As a living scarf, u dumbo.. let him sleep on your neck.
>>24339756
Become me then. It's easy.
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Choose my caturday night sipping companion.
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>>24339791
how am i ever gonna be a housewife if i cant clean
plus it smells and i dont do stinky...my nose is too sensitive

>>24339795
how hungover do you want to be?
oh wait...they're all whiskey (except maybe the korean one?)
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>>24339814
I WANT TO FUCKING DIE
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>>24339861
miku wants to know why
me too
we both do
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>>24339865
I've gotta fight this fucking battle against 4 vamp armies again cause the game shit the bed in the loading screen after I won
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>>24339604
I'm gonna steal your front door if you don't comply. You have 29 days until my seamen finish crossing the Atlantic and begin undoing your hinges.
>>24339632
Did you check under the couch cushions?
>He didn't even eat the bird
Yeah I've heard that cats do this, but I never understood why. Is it some natural way to keep their nails trimmed? Maybe a hunting instinct? I know that's why my dog barks at visitors until they're herded into the living room and sitting on the couch.
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>>24339885
what a fucking queen lmao
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>>24339989
It's done.. I fought it again and won.. and Katarin hard carried.
>>24339888
Sounds kinda hot..
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>>24339728
Yeah... My cats not going to get eaten because its " the natural cycle of things". Keep your cat inside if you love it.

>>24339791
He already crawls all over me at all times. He was just trying to make sure I have something to eat so he left me a bird.

>>24339795
Jameson

>>24339888
Well it was in my bedroom so no couch cushions to check.
>Yeah I've heard that cats do this, but I never understood why.
I think its because they think they're hunting for their family. He probably expects me to eat the bird or something.
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>>24340007
i would never keep them in a prison like that, its just cruel to me to keep them locked up for the entirety of their life
my other family cat has been an outdoor kitty her whole life and even light colored (calico) and she's doing fine, i think she's like 13 or something
she's a real set of murder mittens
>story time
i saw these two blue jays fucking with her thinking that they were all that, cawing and swooping in on her
about an hour later they were both dead in the yard
lmao get rekt
>Jameson
would pick the same thing but the fucking hangovers are insane

>>24339993
well done!! miku aplauds you (and she's kinda giggling idk why though)
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>package now arriving tomorrow
NOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH

yeh im using mordy's love thread to blog
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>>24340037
I'm gonna suck your tiny pp.
As punishment, you will make the next thread. Make it tsundere.
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>>24340025
Whats cruel is letting them murder everything in the area they can get their claws in and dying 10 years earlier in a gruesome way. My last cat had all of its limbs pulled off by an owl while getting eaten alive. Indoor cats live longer and they don't know what they're missing if they've never been outside.
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>>24339993
>Sounds kinda hot
You really think a bunch of buff sailors, tired and agitated after a long, hard month spent cooped up on a ship with nothing but other muscly men with oil-tinted fingers stealing your door is hot?
...Actually when it's put that way I can see it.
>>24340007
Well... I'm not gonna say don't let it go to waste, but y'know... he did manage a pretty impressive feat for being a house cat.
By the way, what's it like cleaning a litter box? I've never asked a cat owner that before and for some reason it just popped in my head.
>>24340037
What's in the package?
>>24340052
>what's cruel is...
This is absolute proof Jesus died in vain and legally changed his middle name to "Fucking," oh my goodness. That poor cat.
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https://youtu.be/_kMfKuXoX-U?si=wyDKCZt3Xb91wC9Z
highways of love
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This modern love story.
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>>24340115
I really don't understand how he managed to grab a bird through maybe 3 inches of open window.
>what's it like cleaning a litter box?
Its like shoveling poop and pee out of a sandbox. Its really disgusting and I hate doing it.
>That poor cat.
Luckily the buzzards led me to the kill site or else I would have never known what happened to him. I buried the parts of him I could find (4 legs and a tail) and put a big rock on top of it.
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>>24340043
but im not in love with aeirs >__> i swear
he keeps his kitty locked in a cage forever
how could anyone love a monster like that
(but okey i will hehe)

>>24340052
i see your point somewhat but i just cant do it, gotta be free and let them be cute little murderers who leave their prizes on the door step ^__^
pretty sure kitty can look out the window and wonder what he's missing
most of my life has been lived in the woodland areas and cats help keep the rodent population at a minimum too

>>24340115
>What's in the package?
some new speakers, im treating myself a little
nothing crazy

>>24340137
>faggotry is the new modern love
i cant really disagree and HAI GON :D

>>24340161
VERY FAST KITTY
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>>24340168
I don't want to hear it
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crackin'
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>>24340214
aweeh papa aeirs plz dont be offended i think ur a great dad, plenty of indoor kittys have a great life and you care greatly for him is all
we just have a difference in how we do things and thats ogey <3

whats he doing rn? :0 i assume sitting on ur lap like always? hehe
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how many times can i say great in one sentance -__- gawl im retarded
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>>24340115
I've got a feeling you are horrendously gay, my friend..
>>24340168
Right, I should have figured you are too soft to make a thread. Guess I will.
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>>24340252
i said i woullllldddd lolol
even said that at the end of the last thread i think it would be funny.....funnier if aeirs did but ya know
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>>24340252
Chaos friend :)
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>>24340161
You should get your cat checked out, he may actually be Stretch Catstrong in disguise... But jokes aside, maybe his claws were sharp enough to hook the bird and pull it in?
>Its like shoveling poop and pee
Yeah okay, I don't know why I expected anything else.
>put a big rock on top of it
That's really sweet. Bittersweet of course, but you did your best to give him a good burial, that's more than others would do.
>>24340168
>speakers
Aw hell yeah. Nothing quite like a good sound system. Are they car speakers? Computer?
>>24340252
I'm not denying it, I'm sure there are at least 1 or 2 people still around who were there when I got drunk and posted my legs. 'Tis an r/banter tradition to be homo as hell
>>24340220
krockin
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>>24340288
Aren't you the fag who kept erping with n*rmie
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>>24340252
even funnier now that he's mad at me :3
(im jk aeris)

my haircut appt is in 2hrs (almost exactly) so if im not around thats why

>>24340288
they are
>Edifier R1280DBs bookshelf speaakers
going to see if i can use my current sub with it or just how they sound without it
probably need a sub(woofer)
lol
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>>24340260
Oh, I guess I missed that part. Glad I don't have to make a thread for once, heh.
>>24340261
I'm not playing chaos rn, I'm playing Kislev.
>>24340288
Show legies!
>>24340333
Why he mad? I'm not reading convos rn, am playing vidya.
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>>24340168
elo!
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>>24340288
Scylla w
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>>24340288
I'm thinking maybe the bird landed right on the window. Can't imagine he caught it while it was mid flight.
>Yeah okay, I don't know why I expected anything else.
Its less work than walking a dog 90% of the time. Actually cleaning the litterbox is much worse than walking a dog.
>That's really sweet. Bittersweet of course, but you did your best to give him a good burial, that's more than others would do.
Some mexicans that were cutting the grass moved my rock and now I don't know exactly where he is. I know the general location at least.

>>24340328
Grim if true
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>>24340363
We should cuddle
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>>24340328
Nah. I never ERP'd with Normie, all I did was nostalgiafag. Before I tripfagged I was in a few of his gun garage threads, but that's it.
Which, in hindsight, is about as convincing as saying "I never did hard drugs, I just smoked crack once or twice."
I believe you're thinking of Kure/Gayfag/Chen. He did... a lot of that shit.
I have the very unfortunate title of being one of the people Korbo masturbated to.
>>24340333
Oh whoa okay. I'm really bad at reading the specific statistics here but man, seems like you got it all figured out.
What led you to choosing these speakers?
>>24340338
>Show legies
Urgh... Fine... enough people have masturbated to me already, I guess.
>>24340363
>landed on the window
That was gonna be my other theory. It's more likely than your cat reaching out and hooking it with a claw, at least in hindsight.
>less working than walking a dog
>much worse than walking a dog
I'd imagine so. You have all that stuff built up over time, whereas walking a dog only gives you maybe 1-3 shits to pick up at a time.
Walking a dog in the summer is much worse than in the winter though, I'll admit that.
>moved my rock
NOOOOOOOOOO
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>>24340237
All that repetition is kinda grating
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>>24340379
i need 20
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>>24340397
Nicu. Here, have my halloween legies

>>24340410
dicks in your ass
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>>24340379
We shouldn't cuddle

>>24340397
>That was gonna be my other theory. It's more likely than your cat reaching out and hooking it with a claw, at least in hindsight.
I guess I'll never really know how it happened since I wasn't around when he made his kill.
>You have all that stuff built up over time, whereas walking a dog only gives you maybe 1-3 shits to pick up at a time.
I’d get one of those automatic litter boxes again, but the last one I had kept smearing poop all over the inside instead of dumping it into the little bag like it was supposed to. Keeping it simple seems to work best, even if it’s gross.
>legs
My gaydar is never wrong. I knew you were a sissy bottom. You have a gay textface.
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>>24340457
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>>24340470
Use Hiro, Sam, or Ears instead. You’ve got plenty of other cuddle options, you’ll survive without me just fine.
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>>24340480
NOOO I LOVE YOU AND YOU WILL BE MINE I ONLY WANT YOU AND YOUR BODY
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>>24340420
But my dick would probably be up you
it's pretty straight and big
I was told by a fat girl i was the only dude she could ride ontop of
felt nice hearing that
>>24340457
you're a versatile bi but would make nice femboy for mordecai
he's got a big dick seriously
>>24340482
he's intimidated by your girth
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aeirsss im sorrrrrrrr

>>24340338
you might regret this

>>24340346
>HYPERACTIVE AUSTISTIC INTENSE WAVING BEGINS

>>24340397
no not really, they were talking about them on /g/ and i just decided to get a pair because one of my speakers is cutting out and i must have my wubs
and its time for an upgrade haha
>leggies
cuuuttee smol leggies <3

>>24340403
CARLOS
it was a bit of a panic post
i didnt mean to upset him...the austist in me was 'just talking' but didnt realize what it might have come out sounding like
;____;

>>24340480
wha whaa >___>
he loves u tho, why cant you just accept that??
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>>24340490
why would you say that?
avoid triggering my autism, it will lead to nasty things
>>24340487
I'd love nothing more, heh
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>>24340482
You’ll live, I promise. Go redirect all that energy toward Hiro, Sam, or Ears before you start writing wedding vows.

>>24340487
I don't care about the size oof his dick
You're blowing bubbles on it

>>24340490
Why do I have to accept that?
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>>24340531
Hiro is taken, Sam rarely chats with me. Ears is a shy bottom who has no interest in me.
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>>24340522
Getr nasty with lewd~
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>>24340522
srry not trying to, honest...never been a baker before and im retarded af

>>24340531
i suppose u dont have to lol

>>24340547
cute ears desu
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>>24340420
>Halloween legies
Aesthetically speaking, these are some downright porcelain legs. I'm a sucker for cutesy Halloween things, plus the black/purple/orange color schemes, so damn, very nice.
Freely speaking, you have a nice butt.
>>24340457
>I wasn't around
I guess it's time to put a camera in your room then.
>Automatic litter box
E-ew... ewwww. That's both hilarious and kinda mortifying. I'd rather do things manually too if the automatic alternative is at risk of that.
>gaydar
(,,>﹏<,,)
...What gave it away? I have a very "stream of consciousness" style of typing, so I'm not sure what mannerisms I have that'd be so obvious.
>>24340487
>fat girl
That's an amazing compliment for how candid it is, damn. Props to her, was she a smooth talker or was that a one time thing?
>>24340490
>i must have my wubs
the wubs CANNOT be forsaken. EDM is best enjoyed with either MDMA or great speakers, preferably both.
God I miss going to raves. Should do that again...
>legs
...uh, thanks Ears... I appreciate you feeding my attention whoring.
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>>24340397
>tfw
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>>24340522
mordy i cant bake
got an on-call call for work and i have to leave my my hair appt right after i get this handled :(
srry friendu
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>>24340590
Thanks.. I like hearing nice words from friends. Am glad you like my legies..
>>24340627
is fine
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>>24340538
Sorry

>>24340590
Paranormal Meowtivity might catch something funny desu.
>I'd rather do things manually too if the automatic alternative is at risk of that.
Cleaning it wasn't easy either..
>...What gave it away? I have a very "stream of consciousness" style of typing, so I'm not sure what mannerisms I have that'd be so obvious.
The more somebody types like they’re live broadcasting every thought directly from their brain with zero filtering, the stronger the “gay” aura becomes. It’s hard to explain but the signs are there. I guess you could say its more like a feeling somebody gives off.
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>>24340601
Is that a fucking Kick Buttowski character? Anon... I'm not sure if I should kick you or kiss you.
>>24340736
>friends
Oh... um, that's weirdly high praise to me,
especially since I just kinda barged in here like 2 days ago. Thank you.
>>24340777
TRIPS!!!!!
>paranormal meowtivity
That sort of thing is far more interesting with cats than dogs, I'd say. Cats wander around and do things. They get up to mischief, those ornery lil creatures.
Damnit, now I want a cat.
>Cleaning it wasn't easy
I'd bet not! Even when it's functioning you still have to replace the bags.
Please tell me it didn't function without a bag there...
>its more like a feeling somebody gives off
Naruhodo, naruhodo. I guess I still need to refine my speech if I want to conceal it fully.
Thanks for submitting your feedback, I'll be sure to put it to good use.
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>>24340838
people who are nice to me and chat with me are my frens.
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>>24340957
>>24340957
>>24340957

Apparently that one tab remembered a nametag I used for a meme thread but like.. whatever I guess
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Last

>>24340838
You can get one for like 50 dollars from a cat rescue or shelter, already neutered and with all its shots. I got mine from one when he was still a smol kitten.
>Please tell me it didn't function without a bag there...
It had no way of knowing it had a bad in it or not.
>I still need to refine my speech if I want to conceal it fully.
Why conceal it? A lot of people on bant are huge homos anyways + the cats already out of the bag.
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>>24340983
I LOVE YOU AERIS



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