how do you enjoy your Faggotry Friday
It's F1nn5ter friday doebeit
>>24332759I've been wondering this for a while, and OP's image reminded me of this, but why the hell are there so many bottoms? The aloof faggots like me are bottoms, the LARPers are bottoms, even the tops are all just bottoms wearing groucho marx glasses!
>>24332759i make pizza
>>24332803>even the tops are all just bottomsorbital truthnuke bombardment
>>24332803if you wanted to top youd just be straight
>>24332803I always envision myself as the top when I jork it but I'm a socially anxious manlet IRL so I find it hard to imagine I ever actually would be.>>24332918I think there's some truth to this because most tops I have seen online are of the "I'm not gay but..." variety.
>>24332768thats one way to enjoy>>24332803cant speak for the others but this is how i've always been lol>even the tops are all just bottomsidk why they do this, its beyond me>>24332805tastyu for u but what kind?>>24332940what do you consider manlet tierim also breddy short> "I'm not gay but..." variety.i do like this flavor a lot for some reason idk why....but they are adverse to relationships mostly so its odd>aether + xaio<3
>>24332940>I find it hard to imagine I ever actually would bei search josou_seme 1.4k results
>>24332960idk i have mushrooms and artichokes and olives or maybe meatless meati might have pesto somewhere tootoo many options
>>24332960>what do you consider manlet tierIDK but I definitely qualify. My Dad is ~5'11'' and I'm a few inches shorter than him. My ID says I'm 5'8'', but they didn't actually measure me and I feel like it was a generous estimation.
>>24332995def pesto and not dirt flavored mushrooms :x imho>>24332995you should measure! :pi larp alot about situations/fantasies but when it comes down to it (for me) its not a big deal just as long as u dont try to get me to top (youd be surprised how common this is) ..i've had a friend or two who were of the shorter variety, but i am a very strange person
>>24333461mushrooms are tasty
>>24333488what flavor even are mushroomsactually that reminds me....i have some psyolcibin mushrooms ...hmm
>>24333500umami flavoure >psyolcibin mushroomsdon't put those on ur pizza
I scream at retard, Niagara u ghey
>>24332864but it's true! every time you talk to a self-proclaimed top online you find out they're just bottoms RP'ing as tops! maddening, i say.>>24332918i do think this is true, or perhaps most tops just don't care about involving themselves in online spaces.>>24332940that's... oddly cute actually. socially awkward tops are one of the best kinds. you don't need to be a smooth talker, nor tall, to be a top, you just need technique>>24332960>this is how i've always beenyeah me too. i've tried to tell myself i'm a switch before but no, not even close.>idk why they do thisdepends, i guess. it's either to fulfill the perceived lack of something, they're just brats, or they like the attention it brings.
>>24332803u're looking in the wrong places tops don't roleplay on discord with anime avatars or engage with avatarfagging and name fagging on boards like this. If you go to /soc/ or /b/, you'll find plenty of degenerates who'll tell you 100 ways to rape you or something like that, so I guess that's what you "tops"
>>24333550that's what i meant when i said "even the tops are bottoms." /b/ and /soc/ are just LARPing it with their own bottom fantasies.
>>24333570Well, idk maybe this generation is more effeminate, did you larp as a top when you were still figuring out you were a bottom?
>>24332759>how do you enjoy your Faggotry Fridayi actually didnt goon to gay porn today, when sometimes i'll bust one out 5 times a day>>24332803i've literally never put anything up my butt or had the desire to have things up my butt so that makes me a top>>24332960>idk why they do this, its beyond mei dont do this, to me it seems humiliating and not even the kind of humiliating that i like. I have no problem fucking another dude though>>24332940>most tops I have seen online are of the "I'm not gay but..." variety.im open about it online but closeted irl but then again, i havent found a mate worthy enough for me to "come out" for>>24333488>mushrooms are tastyI picked some morels a few weeks ago and made a creamy mushroom soup from pheasantback i harvested at the same time
>>24333635what the heck is a pheasantback
>>24333617Me? I always kinda knew I was a bottom so I never pretended to top for very long, but being a switch is something I tried to explore when I was still figuring out how dating people works, working through a lack of control in my life, fixing up some insecurities, etc. I guess it just provided a quick sense of satisfaction, though there was never any desire for or enjoyment derived from it.I'll find my answer to this question some day... but for now, the investigation continues>>24333635yeah i guess it does, huh? once you cross that threshold there's really no pulling out.
>>24333681>what the heck is a pheasantbacka big fan-shapped mushroom that grows on bark or fallen treesIts really tough around the stem so you discard or if you have a knife on you whilst you're out, you can leave the stem behind on the tree>>24333696>yeah i guess it does, huh? once you cross that threshold there's really no pulling out.i wouldnt know, and with how many bottoms there are i wouldnt want to try anyway
>>24333635>i've literally never put anything up my buttso you could be a bottom and just not know it yet schrödinger's bottom if you will
>>24333714>schrödinger's bottom if you willim too competent to be a bottom
>>24333720cool it with the bottomphobic remarks
>>24333782no
>>24333705>pheasantbackHow do they taste? My great grandmother used to pick mushrooms on her wooded property, though it's never something I personally got into...>wouldnt want to tryI'd ask why not, but there's no why to it. You're just gay, simple as!>>24333720>too competentPerhaps that's the answer to my query... I'll stary the Bottom-Incompetence Index to see what trends there are. With any luck, should have some precise data....a tiny voice is telling me it won't go according to plan, however.>>24333782it's not bottomphobic if it's true, though. the only competent bottoms are brats.
I also want to ask why all the bottoms here are literally whores, like wtf I haven't found a single conversation among the fags here that doesn't involve sex
>>24333826i am a reasonably competent individual and i am not a brat
>>24333857Oh this question's super easy to answer, there are just a few different reasons for it.One, we just happen to be horny at the time. Two, we like being flustered and horny posts fluster us. Three, we're too shy to go elsewhere. Four, there's not really a safe spot irl to express our sexuality so we stick to online groups.There are likely more I can't think of right now.>>24333864Competent how?
>>24333826>How do they taste?creamier if done right and you properly cut away the stem, which is tougher>You're just gay, simple as!im still not putting things up my butt
>>24333930justlikegenerally speaking
>>24333930Kill yourself tranime namefag
>>24333934You don't have to put things up your butt to be gay...>>24334129Hm... well alright then. I'll believe you for now, just know I've got my eye on you.>>24334137Here. Your (You), take it while I still feel generous.
>>24334155stop eyeing me it is making me uncomfortable
>>24333930How do you know you're horny? Do u feel a tickle in ur butts? I don't think ur peckers will get hard so often lol
>>24333507ur right i should put them on someone elses pizza>>24333534twinsies!! but sharing a topper sounds pretty fun...never done that b4 :3> either to fulfill the perceived lack of something, they're just brats, or they like the attention it brings.yeah something like that or maybe the ones that do that are taking baby steps into it...idk, same thing with wearing cute outfits/skirts/leggingsthey like you when you're all cute af then all of a sudden they wanna wear that stuff too always irked me, like noooo ur the manly one not me >>24333550funny enough i found one on this board kehehbut it fizzled out, but we're still friends which is fun
>>24333635>5x times>doesnt switchinteresting.....hmmmmand its submissive not humuliating but i could see where you might get that confused >__> >>24334256i get bottom horny, and yeah i feel it in my goochie area and the bum bumlike it gets all tight and tingly back there way before i get hardand even if i fap like 'normal' it still doesn't alleviate that area wanting what it wantsits been like this since i was 13.....pretty much put things in there right away like a psycho
>>24333864>i am not a brat
gooned to black twinks againsigh...
>>24334996are u on HRT ? I always thought HRT killed men's sex drive, maybe the Jews are right and faggots are constructed differently...
>>24335152no i've never taken hormones and dont agree with it personally but still an ally to those on their journeythe way it works for me is really different but i wouldnt credit the jews for that..the LGBT movement has become incredibly cringe and a psyop in itself (imo)
We don't celebrate faggotry Friday in this household.
>>24335511but you just did by posting here
>>24335511w-wh-wh-whadafuq!!!! the door was locked how did you even get in here....>>24335123habby friday all the same ^^>>24335728here to shut it down it seems...
>>24335032not funny don't laugh
>>24335728Are you sure? Did the thread get bumped? >>24335959A house with breakable windows is never really locked.
>>24335959yeah sorry, it's saturday now. unless you've got a time machine then the fun's over, break it up time to go home.>>24336577i think i felt it get bumped but i honestly have no idea, sorry sorry>house with breakable windowsthe back door was unlocked man, now i gotta pay for the repairs. what a pain in the ass... stupid dolls...
>>24336800You can always close the curtains and pretend nothing ever happened.
>>24336890hmm... actually now that you mention it, it's like having built-in AC if i just put a fan there. thanks, you did me a solid actually
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>>24332759Now that i have a wife i remember the old days of having femboys toyboys.Good old days, good memories.
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>>24335262Were you groomed or did you have a lot of internet access as a child? anything that might have caused you to become a hopeless bottom fag? I need information so I can prevent my future children from going through this>no i've never taken hormones and dont agree with it personallySo you're a classic fag then, I swear homosexuals started wanting to be women because of a psyop, before, it was just normal men who liked getting it for their asses>>24336890what are u aeris botton or top or what ?
>>24336468unsuccessful.>>24336577>Did the thread get bumped?yueh :3 i thinq>A house with breakable windows is never really locked.you can try to stop me but you will be unsuccessful!! THE FAGGOTRY WILL GO ON!>>24336800>unless you've got a time machine then the fun's over, break it up time to go homenever heard of self-sodomy saturday?>>24336890says the guy who broke in through the window >__> >>24337930<3 <3 <3 bttms are the funnerestglad to hear u have a wife life now and habby ^^
>>24338760not groomed, touched, diddled or anything strange like that, just when i first started fapping i had an ich back there that needed to be poked ..like right away....like RIGHT away and its never stoppedthen i started stealing my sisters clothes because i wanted to and that was that......no real internet influences or weird degeneracy things caused this....it was all natural to me @__@ idk why im this way but its just how i am>swear homosexuals started wanting to be women because of a psyopmostly correct but there is grey area...what is happening with the trooning out today is what i would consider unnatural and forced by media and the psyops (jewish push)i really wholeheartedly disagree with whats happening today, how public and degenerate it is while being forced onto kids as some sort of self empowerment while driving them to surguries and in a lot of cases detransition and massive regretall of that bedroom shit should be kept there and be private(to be serious for a moment)
>>24338870i have never touched a man in an eortic way but the years of cybersex were fun, and yes, always bottoms, the fem ones heh
>>24338760top
>>24338904hehe good times, did you talk to them on 4ch or somewhere else?>>24339008what did u do to desu bear ;__;thats not how you top
I want someone cute to erp with
>>24338870>never heard of self-sodomy saturdayOHHHHHH righhhhttt! Fuck, man I forgot about that one. Didn't even prep for it either, all my Viagara's still at Walgreen's.Well, guess I'll skip this one and just go for Salacious Slurping Sunday>>24339706weLp ID
>>24339720Welp me cute boy!!
>>24339720me on the leftmykroft on the righti used to do it on fridays but saturdsays are more relaxed for me with better results after being able to sleep in/rest, so we've had a shift in schedulesand gosh the pressure is at FULL todayhave fun on sunday!! kehehe ;p>>24339706pro tip, be dommie :3
>>24339862Oh yeah, Mycroft is a person who exists and probably gets bullied by Americans idk I didn't watch the movie>the pressure is at FULL todayi knew a second biblical flood was cumming... i just didn't think it'd be like this.>have fun on sundayYOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
>>24339984movie? which movie?he may or may not be the bratty but in denial anon in the threadcannot confirm exactly>i knew a second biblical flood was cumming... i just didn't think it'd be like this.the week before last i achieved interdimensional travel for the first time, quite amazingidk if time travel is equivalent or greater or less than....but im really not sure how im gonna do better than that timewe will keep trying though>YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DOyeah huhhhhhh!! :p
>>24339862I'm dommie..
drunk without being able to sleep.
