Not even the Gods will stand in my way, on my path to conquer your heart!I WILL HAVE THIS WORLDAND GIFT IT ALL TO YOUMortals will bow to me or perish as I cleave through their cities to make you MINE!The Gods of Chaos will know my fury!Tzeentch will bleed for his twisted plans to keep you from me.Slaanesh will pay for daring to look upon your perfect body.Khorne will drown in his own BLOOD for daring to take your skull.Nurgle will be boiled in acid for trying to make you sick.The Horned Rat will feel his own destruction for trying to harm you.I WILL HAVE YOU AERISYOU ARE MINETHE ONLY BRIDE WORTHY OF THE EVERCHOSEN.I love you Aeris!
>>24340964Is that shota incest doujin?
>>24340975
>>24340979
I'm currently working on corrupting my Katarin to make her a slaanesh and tzeentch pawn.. she is turning sexy
strongetts
chaos = cringe little crybabies
>>24341035Yeah... I'd impregnate that and then throw it away..
>>24341039SHUT UP BITCH
>>24341039i'd crush you in every aspect of life until you constantly asked for proof lmao and id still crush you
try memods will have to intervene me making fun of you
>>24341042i was just telling my brother how much i pwn losers here we both laughed at everyone and their threats me with 1mil dollars in my bank next to his 20ft aquarium
im not humoring victims lolim back to drinking im on 9
>>24341106I wish my aquarium was that big
>>24340852well people who talk to and are nice to me in return are MY friends, so take that!>>24340983>cat rescue or shelterYeah, I got my dog from a shelter too, but I'm not exactly in a position to support a second animal right now. Once my current pet passes on (he's a solid 14 years old already...) then I'll give it a go.>It had no way of knowingOh. Oh dear. That's awful.>Why conceal it?I dunno, acting aloof is kinda just my natural state of being 99% of the time. Also, I'm just saying shit, I don't actually intend to change my textual voice.>>24340957>EverchosenArchaon "Dirty Kicked by Grimgor" the Everchosen is still a slave to darkness...>>24341039TRUE! Druchii supremacy.>>24341132The bartender in me is screaming at your intoxication levels.
>>24341133im not a big fish guy im more utilitarian looks cool though he tells me constantly well all 11 of my siblings say stop responding because they have a humiliation fetish and just want me to look meaner than i am
>>24341149Sounds like someone is testing the waters with flirt attempts.. I like..>>24341155I love water creatures. I just really suck at keeping them alive.. all I can manage is bladder snails.
>>24341149i can handle itim used to malt liquor it's still golden week till 21st>>24341165that's why i like subnautica 2no fish death
>>24341184well besides resources anyways 10 dwn getting more
>>24341184I played the first game for a bit but it didn't get me.. I dropped it after a few hours.
>>24340957Who the fuck is Aeris
>>24341212resource obsession is necessary i keep a notebook of anons so i got that
Hearty dinner knocked me out cold.>>24339814I won't we're keeping it a manageable amount.Yeah the korean one is soju.>>24340007Actual best choice.
>>24340957i came from /twg/ just to call you a dumbass twink again
>>24341271Like my cute girl clothes?
>>24341271but he has a huge cock desu and do do i
>>24341280that should be your meme hater lore"he has a huge cock thouugh"
>>24341280of course, what other cute clothes have you got
>>24341288Yeah but I gotta hide my FAT DICK>>24341298Like a trillion man.. I'm not writing an essay on what I have
>>24341165Oh. Sorry, I didn't know it would come across that way...>>24341184Well okay anon, just... um... make sure to have some water before I force you to.>>24341216The guy OP's in love with, duh.>>24341280That daki looks insanely comfortable oh my god.
>>24341309Oh, my Marin? Yeah, she's my waifu. The daki costs 250bucks..
>>24341303i know we had a cock off i am a modest 7 but fat you're 8.5 it's ridiculous you're a mutant you should be in porn just for novelty >>24341309i'll just recover tomorrow all day from dehydration and shit like usual
>>24341303pretty boy
>>24341321It's funny u say that.. cause I keep hearing that.. I absolutely cockmog everyone.. My fucking dick is as large as my baddragon.. it's asinine.. But only real men are ever able to accept my dick is bigger. That takes real balls.>>24341322no u uwu
>>24341333i need to drink more but yeah im considered abnormal but holy fuck i tip my hatespecially since you like asians like work on your social autism and you'd be a star
>>24341355>i need to drink moreStopped reading there
>>24341303Immediate brain freeze. Error 403. Faggot.exe has crashed, would you like to submit a crash report to Moot?>>24341316$250 is the kind of money you should spent on this sort of thing though. More comf! I had one a while ago too, lasted me a solid 4 years before I decided to toss it. The daki cover was cheap anyway.>>24341321Ok... well... good luck then anon, and make sure u have fun! gl;hf as the starcraft 2 gamers say, I think.
>>24341366Kill urself my man
You spent 300 fucking dollars on a pillowAH AH AH AH AHLOOK AT THESE NIGGAS
>>24341366im relatively sober you saw my beer heart
>>24341370I have Jilly too but Megumin and Jilly are cheapo. I also only have one pillow that fits them so Megumin and Jilly have to switch out every month after I wash em. Jilly cover was 70bucks.. megumin cover was 25bucks.. Marin cover was 90bucks. Megumin and Jilly pillow is a shared from china that was 20bucks.. Marin pillow it super premium from germany that costs 120bucks.>>24341374Yeah, it was mega cute
>>24341373>>24341371I'll fuck your momma if you introduce me
>>24341333I'd share my lewds with you but I'm not enough of a whore to post them here
>>24341390You were the twg fren, right?...So you cutie followed me all the way here and chat with me.. and bait me with your lewds?.. you truly are a slaanesh boi.. I like that. And I can see the hook you threw.. you'd share them in private, wouldn't you?
>>24341373Anon, you came here to masturbate, the least you could do is be a proper degrader instead of whatever pathetic attempt at a post this was.Leafs, again, have yet to make a single good post.>>24341385Which one is your favorite, thoughever? This is important stuff here.
>>24341425I guess it's a bit of a secret but.. Marin is my actual waifu.. they call me Mordred and I post Mordred all day long but she isn't my waifu.
>>24341430Mordred offers the widest possible array of shitposts, so I can see why you'd choose that for an avatar.Did you ever watch Fate/Apocrypha? Mordred was one of two good parts of that series, in my opinion.
Mr. Average Sized Penis has arrived.
>>24341450I feel insulted.. Mordred isn't an avatar, I never had an avatar.. I AM Mordred.. that's my name.. And yes, apocrypha is the first anime I ever watched in my life.
>>24341453Sup bro
>>24341455oh, shit, sorry Mordred.This is where I go back to lurking to avoid further faux pas.
I kek'd
>>24341464Stop being a puss, bro.. I'm just talking major shit. Yes, they call me Mordred, that's my name.Don't be a shy weirdo. Take it like a man and keep posting.
>>24341458Your cock is too big, bro.Youre skewing the stats 'n shit. Fuckin' up the averages. Is our cock the same size? I wonder...I think mines, like, slightly smaller.What u think, hombre?
>>24341412>you'd share them in private, wouldn't you?wouldn't you like to know
>>24341453I remember mordred warned you about me but you seem to like me and my chaos which i like
>>24341481New phone, who this?
>>24341470Easy to find out..This is my BadDragon Orochi M size, custom with cumtube and suction cup.BadDragon keeps detailed sizes of all their toys. Go here https://bad-dragon.com/products/orochiScroll down until you find the Size/Dimensions tab. Open that, read the "Medium" table.. Then you know what my dick is in murican numbers.>>24341471SLUUUT
>>24341492General mayhem
>>24341496>researchNah, dawg. Nah. Also, who is this >>24341481 ?Im tipsy and forgetful and I feel kinda like an ass cuz I feel like i should know who this is lmao.
>>24341508Pretty sure that's shane.
>>24341507I like mayhem.You cool, dawg.>>24341496Also u gay lmao.
>>24341515And u came for me.
>>24341510Oooh, I remember you mentioning him now. The pieces are fittin'.>>24341507Nice to meet you properly, my guy. I like your work.
>>24341524Sam, look, I literally just posted a pic of your dick on 4chan for all to see.Don't be mean to shane, he cool.
>>24341523I never said I wasn't gay. I was just calling you gay. You fuckin' gaylord. :3
>>24341508that's fine so am i>>24341515he was telling you to recruit me for HH but i been there since 23 relatively
>>24341540post ur ex gf pic after u fucked her.. that was hot
>>24341534I recognize that blur! You fuck!!!Nah, I kid, I kid. Lul.And im not. I think they're cool. I got no beef with 'em, yo. Stop tryna gaslight niggas!!
>>24341496>SLUUUTI'm notnice cock though, dude
>>24341534I'd kill it i was the stephanie poster etc in /trash/>>24341543sure but which im assuming this but its old ibe had 4 others since then and have a current one
i gotta go to liquor store before 12 mfers see i post girls and assume im incellol nah i a misogynist and bitches love my dark triadbut im an attractive guy and shit well normal wich isn't normal here
>>24341551Sammy boy.. you once tried starting a fight with him.. you have to remember, this is my thread. You behave and be a cute little boy in here, alright? You rest your head on my lap and I pat you while we chat with the frens.. Unless it has a pajeet flag.. then you tear it apart.>>24341553Hehe, thanks fren.>>24341556Damn u handsome..
>>24341556POST UR FACE AGAIN..You are so hot.. I wanna see it again.. haven't in a long while..
>>24341594i'm fit too i got a demon baki style back alsoi can bench 225 for reps some people better than me but not many
Sodomy is punishable by deathYes you're all going to die
>>24341594>you once tried starting a fight with himWha? I thought that was aeris I tried to fight with?? Shit, I dunno...
>>24341601im too fucked upmy hair ain't cut either i got a deadlock going
>>24341609I WANNA SEX YOU SO BADLY>>24341620I uhh.. forgot.. I'm just going by what my drunkie brain remembers
>>24341613Based.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxLwGow0Tvw
>>24341629Sam post dick
People who don't post irl are like.. losers.. Here is my Migu
>>24341629You won't laugh once I am pressing a gun to your skull
I'm not drunk at all
>>24341628Fair enough, lel.>>24341640Nah, dawg. I need to moisturize it.Also, I discovered Fireball Whiskey shots and now I know why all the niggers drink it. Shits good.
>>24341654Sam, I'm not drunk.
>>24341613Actually... we are already dead.>>24341469>don't be a shy weirdoYou can't tell me what to do!
>>24341660Your power is overwhelming..
>>24341650Fuck mate, keep making promises like that and I'll put and ring on that finger and marry yo ass!Do it gently. Put the bullet in my brain, slow and sexy like.
>>24341648The sharty dudes used my picture of you and i lol'd that's why i side with jarty theyr not rule cucked faggots but that's it i just goon to lita which is why i got an edit of shoyta i think which is hypocritical anyway
>>24341666>and ring
>>24341670FUUUUUUCK!im ruined!MY FUCKING RP! AAAAAAAGH!
>>24341674FUCKING LOSER
>>24341676Ill never recover from this shit. This blunder is the death of my FUCKING CAREER!!ILL BE FORCED TO SUCK DICKS ON THE CORNER AFTER THIS! FUCK!!!
Isn't it funny.. One day I was shitfaced hungover.. and thought.. "hey, let's make a dumb yandere thread about a random fucking dude"..And then people started joining and posting in it.. even my damned ex bf..And now I have a pseudo general where all my friends meet and even randos come in to talk.. >>24341688Sam, you must gag on my huge wiener immediately.
>>24341666I like you like mordred i went against /hap/ for mordred because some faggot thought he was bad and i been against them since i stole scripts from them when they were in /trash/I been making them schizophrenic too
>>24341698
>>24341708series i've been driving them nuts for for 4yrs
>>24341715You are driving me nuts
I was just looking for a new place to hang out and a series of unfortunate events brought me here.
>>24341720WHAT UPEX BOYFRIENDLIKE THE THREADS?????????????
>>24341718this is when they were in trashhttps://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/490107-4chan-tts
