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>but chuddah what if dirty dishes?
PAPER PLATES
>but chuddah what if dessert
FREE FRIED DOUGH WITH GOY POINTS, ICING ON THE SIDE
>but chuddah what if thirsty
CHOCOLATE MILK

i got to the checkout screen on the cruise to england, but i chickened out. maybe i'll book it tomorrow. i'd have to leave next week to catch the next ship, but another one leaves in july, might do that one.

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It's time to understand that this is MY general. You all need to bend the knee.

https://youtu.be/hzt31eJTGxo?si=Bvg42dowyHjeWRAO

>>24341945
banger

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>>24341436
>He who does nothing, receives everything
Step down chuddah. The Tao is the way

thank god swiftie anon is god

what a creep

>>24342388
swiftie is a good friend of mine. and those freudian slips always give you away darling.

>>24342394
I say he's a creep because i think he's some type of german spy but he's probably incredibly low ranking and it might not actually be official for him...not really show how all that works though but he creeps me out

>>24342398
he's unemployable (sorry swiftie). you've got nothing to worry about. if we have a big wedding he'll be one of my guests, i won't have many.

it's hard to tell who is penelope, who is just some bobo trying to wrestle with the big bull or someone playing mind games with me. filled with hope and doubt. i think i connected, but i'm not at all sure. i love you babe and you can trust me, i want to see you happy and thriving, i know how to get us there.

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>>24342408
>he's unemployable (sorry swiftie)
Babe I actually hope the loud farting (in public) is temporary. I came with heavy weed consumption. Before I had major heart burn because I was a drinker and I believe I was actually going down the "dying early" road. Now I never have heartburn anymore, the thing that keeps your stomach closed has fully healed and that is some progress. So because I'm a complete idiot I had a shot of alcohol at my last date because the date was so special and all that (she probably took that as a huge red flag as I was stating I don't drink before). Anyway I think somehow it had to be in a sense that I now can also distinguish quite clearly the craving for alcohol and food now. So I'm not becoming an alcoholic again now but instead I now opened up a road to fix my weight problem forever as I see now binge eating as something I won't do allow myself to do like heavy drinking.

So when I get my 8 pack it's not me that is asking for employment it's you asking for employment from me.

>>24343096
my dad was sober all my life, but he was a drunk and everything else before that, weed, amphetamines, cocaine. i take his word for it but i never saw it. but he did the alcoholics anonymous after he got together with my mom and he stuck to it mostly, he did smoke a little weed when he got very old so i guess he wasn't totally sober. but he always would say he couldn't have one because he couldn't stop at one, and i didn't get that for the longest time but i totally get it now. we have to have "self-control" because we have none.

>>24343150
>he always would say he couldn't have one because he couldn't stop at one
I wanna go get drunk so bad you cannot imagine. One fucking shot after dinner because it's tradition with italians (was a great italian restaurant this babe picked, secluded vip area and everything and yes she offered to pay for it too).
Woke up to 10 news matches and a superlike. Chatgpt btw. puts "date-stress" right in one sentence with binge eating, drinking, smoking etc.
I don't like it.

>>24343150
>we have to have "self-control" because we have none.
inspirational quote

>>24343171
you're doing great. that's amazing, look how popular you are. stay here and chat with me instead of drinking though.

which one do you think is penelope? i think the person i was talking to was the australian again -_-, but i think it might have been her in this thread. she really does make a lot of freudian slips. i'm stumped as to why they don't build data centers in cold places, don't have a good answer for that /biz/ poster. that could be her too, but i think it's the person i gave the h200 reply to. neither of us are sleeping right that's for sure.

>>24343173
I'm gonna go sightseeing again. Maybe visit a museum by myself if it's not to late

>>24343173
or check out wich museum to visit and then visit it at another time is a good quest for today

sobriety is a real strength. it's hard to keep it, i know. i've only had it briefly myself. you should go to the museum, hope it is a good one. one of the best days of my life was going to the met in new york, and i want to go back so badly. i was 16 and already an addict though, and i remember wishing i was high for it -_-'

>>24343193
Ever since the aubrey hepburn phase I see getting high as lying to yourself in a sense that the museum might not be as good as it would be high but that has everything to do with my own perception and nothing with the museum.
It's a little bit like when you're drinking you find girls hot that actually aren't hot.
So it's better to not be high and if I can't appreciate it sober then at least I gave it a fair chance but the museum just didn't hit but I'll find something that I like... it's a big city.

>>24343193
yesterday for example I appreciated the vietnamese dish "pho" for the first time and can see myself becoming a "pho-lover" in the future

>>24343205
the taste return is great. and for me, my cravings for junk food are basically gone. my mom always has some in the house and i eat so much of it when i get high, but hardly any when i'm sober. why i've lost so much weight. but i won't lie i do like being high, and i think it does make things "better," but i can't start because i can't stop. and i've done enough cool stuff while high, i don't really get that feeling any more, but i strangely did when i read your post. not trying to play devil's advocate, just talking about things.

>>24343218
yes it can probably make experiences better but not the things ok? That would be impossible.
But for example in Arnhem in the netherlands there is a small art museum that "flashed" me soo hard I will never forget how you can turn your own inner world arround from looking at a painting (a "flash" is what we would call the enhanced experiences back in the day, dunno why)

>>24343218
but I can imagine not high you would go to that museum, look at that painting and go "meh"

>>24343230
the allure of drugs is it makes the sublime easier to reach. but it has a cost too, and i think it's that i'm just sick of paying that, i'm getting old and i can't get high like i used to, it makes me so tired, ruins my health, makes me a slave

>>24343218
ok made a last minute decision to go running instead of sightseeing because talking to you made me feel better and that is acutally what I ought to do to fix that shot of alcohol faster I guess

>>24343234
proud of you.

>>24343233
yes I'm not the kind of guy that would tell you not to smoke weed. You have to know where you wanna go or when you think you got the message you where hoping for

what i want more than any high is to sleep with my arms around a woman that loves me.

that hour flew by.
babe i love you. i'm going back to bed and i wish you were here.

>>24343251
Remember there is always people that are doing worse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjuGgY50Q6g

>>24343495
the cops hand is trembling when he grabs the license. imagine having that effect in that situation.

anyways good morning /smg/

what i don't get about penelope is why she's so angry at the world. she has a white collar stay at home job. when i was her age i worked for less than minimum wage doing sweaty grunt work for 12 hours a day. not to mention being a woman and all the privilege that comes with that, everyone nice to you. how bitter and entitled can you be to be filled with rage even after that, to think you deserve more and others less?

>>24343529
nice spot

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Went to a wine festival last night. They slipped in some E.U. propaganda.
>>24342388
Babe
I’m confused here

she's just so tribalistic. i watched a video on youtube about a psychopath who went to prison, he spent all his energy studying and lobbying for prison reform, and he was really good at it too, think he got some stuff done. but that's what psychopaths do, they cloak their own selfish desires in politics and movements, try to get what's good for them under the guise of it's good for everyone. she is a textbook psychopath. and why am i so attracted to that?

>>24343602
are you happy with the eu? the balkan region is so complicated.

>>24343603
I think it's a similar illness. Like guilty people and very innocent people look the same psychopaths and autists will both not be really able to understand the normal people. But because they could be opposites when it comes to "how to deal with feelings" they might be able to meet in the middle in some weird way and be very helpful to each other. For example when I hear you need to spend 14 hours to overcome an emotion and I just blink. It makes me think about the emotions I create in others in a different light.

>>24343180
I would guess that while it may make logical sense to build the data centers (places to store peoples crap since they can’t be bothered to clean up their photo/video files) politics plays a role in how many jobs for africans it would bring to a community and africans seem to avoid cold places.

>>24343610
i don't think she has any empathy at all and it scares me

>>24343619
normal people can turn off empathy so you're afraid she might be an idiot?

>>24343617
our politics aren't so twisted to be like that. but it's true that if they want spillover economic benefits north dakota is probably the worst place to build those.

>>24343625
she's no idiot, i'm afraid she might be evil

>>24343631
as someone who has had a family of psychopaths
talking about my father and my cousin specially...
I can tell you that throughout their lifetime people will fight them, try to remove them, kill them, hate them and then when they are dead the whole community comes together to look and then they realize that he was probably a saint and they cry their eyes out

>>24343607
We are not part of the EU. We have been a candidate since 2005 and our government always seems to fall short of something. One excuse to hold it up was our naming issue with greece. Our government finally relented and adopted North Macedonia. This may seem trivial but the name change had to be immediate and it voided all official documents with just Macedonia. This means passports, drivers license, marriage certificates, divorce decrees, etc. So we all had to go stand in lines to get new documentation and pay for it out of our pockets. Then as it turns out it this didn’t get us in but allowed the entry discussion to continue at an unnamed future date. Then when the issues with greece were all sorted out, bulgaria stepped up with their own issues that put us back to the beginning. Now what does all this have to do with a so called economic agreement? Nothing in my opinion. The entry into the EU has been nothing but a giant troll campaign against us and we keep falling for it.

>>24343636
oh, i assumed since nato you're in the eu. that just brings up more questions though, like why would they be opposed to your entry? that sounds maddening though.

>EU rants cont.
Our young people view EU membership as a way to go to get better paying jobs in Western Europe. They don’t see the economy of scale where they will earn more but it will cost them more as well to exist in Western Europe. The other point they fail to see is most countries now are flooded with refugees from middle east and africa and don’t want anymore people especially white christian people. If you are lucky enough to get work you will not be living in the nicer areas but in the refugee slums so you’re actually paying more for a lower living standard. I have family from serbia who went to norway and have to live way up north freezing their asses off in a neighborhood filled with somalis and they actually think they are better off.

>>24343698
>The entry into the EU has been nothing but a giant troll campaign against us
we don't think about you at all. if your government can't get it's shit together it's just that, maybe stop being murderers and don't rape your neighbour's daughter

>>24343712
They have no issues with us getting involved with their wars but integrating with us economically is a completely different matter.

>>24343728
> stop being murderers and don't rape your neighbour's daughter
Elaborate please

>>24343751
i think he just wanted to feel superior to you and didn't care about how it might hurt or offend you. psychopath stuff.

>>24343751
just balkan things...
you talk about serbians who are almost like croatians.
But I fact checked your EU membership entry and you seem in fact to be animals who don't have laws and the people in power in your country are probably more like corrupt gangsters
I also overheard some turks talking about a macedonian (friend?) as if he were a nigger and I was thinking about you yesterday.

>>24343775
yes

>>24343775
but I'm doing that because he is in fact lying, because he always is. He has crazy views. For example he complains that we coordinate our wars with them but that is a normal part of the process of becoming an EU member says chatgpt

>>24343775
when I encounter a psychopath I ask myself "how is he trying to help me"
for example often times they are trying to make you have a drink because they want you to lose control. And what they are actually doing is giving your attention, social proof and a stage to be a hero (not drink)

or more like a chance of social proof but imagine everyone would be staying in his lane

what a boring party

Are you guys still bullish on DRAM?

>>24343775
Didn’t offend. I know he’s detoxing at the moment and prone to outbursts.

>>24343776
So let’s say everything you say is 100% true. What would be the difference between a bunch of Macedonians showing up in your country and let’s say Syrians, Afghans, or Africans? You get to choose which people murder your neighbors and rape your daughters and you choose brown people. Why is this?

>>24343783
The EU is advertised as a a single market, allowing the free movement of goods, capital, services, and people across borders. What does the name of a country or its language have anything to do with that? It’s a big scam because we all know that doesn’t really happen.

>>24344034
/bant/ is a logic board, intc cbrs
>>24344046
ya i forgot. my latest went really smoothly and i forget how hard it can be.

>>24344064
>>24344085
I don't know what your exact point is but I'll take bottle waifu in any time and I suspect it's not gonna be too long!?

but macedon anon is in luck

my last date had rejected me and just now she just matched me again (crazy how pro these girls are with these apps) saying she wants to talk more

first the super romantic date now this? And shes not only smoking hot but also 10 years younger than me. Holy fuck I'm in danger.

I actually unmatched her it's like she's reading my mind

I love a woman I can't escape from

gonna be dreaming about her all night long

>>24344257
incredible news.

anyways i see you babe, over in /biz/. good morning. love you and thinking of you. gonna get a little bit more sleep for now.

in english, incredible doesn't really mean incredible anymore. it was used as an adverb so long for "incredibly good" we just use it as a superlative and it basically means great. couldn't sleep because i was thinking about that, but now going back

>>24344465
yes it is also incredible in a sense that I don't now 100% believe she is the one. She is probably just a precursor. She might be it and I will think about her romantically, maybe fall in love. I'm very touched right now by her actions of love. Now suddenly for example I become suspicious about the other girls I'm talking to, I think this tall iranian must either be psychology professor or is using AI to chat with me about topics like attachment theory. In the end there will probably be the one that makes it just simply steamrolling all the nice processes of love I am establishing for myself because I am signaling that I'm ready for it?

>>24344465
for example next week I will continuing to make selfies but now with a nice tan, an honest smile and a little bit in love

>>24344465
and all that work I've been doing this week might make the quest of approaching the hottest girl (barely a 7 here) in my hometown's shitty singles party that much easier in a sense that it could be very much obfuscating the 4chan incel

computer took a concussion, had to restart, getting cookie.

watching penelope in /biz/, maybe i am wrong again. but she's changed. her market opinions at least. and maybe that's why she likes the anonymity of this place, you don't have to commit to a persona. i mean you don't normally, but something i've noticed about social media and the internet, it has the effect of calcifying people. like if you put something down on your facebook, it's like making that part of your identity. once someone has made a declaration of something publicly, it's very hard to make them change because they wed it to their self-image, it becomes their passport to whatever community they want to be part of. really dislike the pipe and bubble captchas

>>24345007
change for her can only be good though. she had gotten so extreme and close-minded.

this week i gotta get the home equity line opened and get a planet fitness membership. i should be packing a suitcase right now. probably going to just go to california, less stressful, familiar, i can "learn the ropes" basically. i don't have a lot of confidence, i get scared and confused and i just have this mental block of not wanting to have to spend money, like 10 years ago having to pay for a week of hotels would financially ruin me, i have this mental tether pulling me back home where i am safe.

>>24345374
and i'm gonna table the camaro for a little while, my car is fast enough and don't need to worry mom.

posted in /biz/ but my thoughts, feel like a big swap is going on, one wants to get bullish, the other take profits. party looking to bull up wants to sell bonds, buy semis, party looking to pare back selling semis, intends to buy bonds. if they coordinate it they both get good entries, which is what i think is happening.

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My workplace is falling apart.

>>24346567
how do you mean? i actually do think it's ridiculous that baggie doesn't give you a job. he should at least put one up as part of a wager with you.

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>>24346900
It's a long story, but basically the owner was being a retard and pissed off the minority majority shareholder and now he's leaving the board and selling all his shares.

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>>24346916
hope everything holds up. have you been following my latest gamble? last week i slurped 35k of soxl, 15k of cerebras on margin

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>>24346951
Be careful. If I had a nickel for every time SOXL raped someones bussy, i'd be the CEO of eBay

>>24346567
>>24346916
Wont business pick up for election season ballot printing?

>>24346961
this time is different! and i was careful to wait until the squealing in /biz/ was maximum and my armpit sweat smelled like mothballs to pull the trigger

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>>24346951
>on margin

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>>24346969
Allegedly, this will create a snowball effect. I'm just here for the ride at this point. I'll try to play both sides to work to my advantage.
>>24346973
>This time it's different
That's the mindset you have to have to be a king

>>24346999
checked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_aYSaF7Zg8

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>>24346999
>I'll try to play both sides to work to my advantage
Whichever one let's you take more ciggie breaks

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>>24347140
I don't answer to anyone but the person in question. It's gonna be a fun week

debriefed mom from her trip. she saw 4 plays, a baseball game, and ate a bunch of jewish food, she had a lot of fun.

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>>24347261
schizo anon, you are the only one in /bantsmg/ that is truly loyal to the general. I would love it if you would become my apprentice.

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>>24347299
uhhhh, what would that take?

psychopath girl driving me crazy i've never been so worked up

>>24347315
bück dich du luder

It's amazing how my diet has worked to the point where I simply have no pants that fit me

I kinda new this would happen one day so I saved up all my old nice wardrobe from when I was younger but these are clothes from 10-20 years ago and now I starting to see that I have now 2 sets of clothes from people that are not me anymore

I can literally put a fist between my waist and my summer pants from last year and I can still remember them being too tight

If I weren't so proud of it you could say it's a disaster

>>24347982
congrats swiftie. happy for you. health is more valuable than anything else and i'm glad yours is improving.

think i just proctored penelope's orgasm in /biz/, if not hers somebodys. and honestly i think more than one person.

soxx just went green in robinhood
absolutely insane day. i think that was her because of the 4 kids comment. or it was at least someone very familiar with our story and very committed to messing with me. i want to cry puke and sleep right now but i need to do cardio

Storm clouds brewin with the bond situation

I kinda don't care unless I keep on hearing bout it from multiple smarter than me bros. And even then I gots to see some sorta confirmation in the market

But tis no big deal anywho, we here are tough mothafrikkers, we'll ride out any storm ez

https://youtu.be/rSDSDbpm1ZE?si=U1TrcyT-p-z2dQyY

gold to 7k

>>24348076
ya, same with eth

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did cardio. goodnight team.

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>>24348051
I stand somewhat corrected we might get an adjustment, one of my technical analysis guys just waved off his long predictions for now, don't mean we only go down, tomorrow might be an up day just cuz messin with the shorts is more profitable

But if ya don't have stops put in, even if tomorrow is ripping up, put the stops in, preserve yo capital. Imma put stops in

I change my song to "we're goin down" by fallout boy.

But man the head and shoulders on the 30 year has been building for weeks, might be too late cuz smart money got out, so now it's only scared money. Hope the shorts are a more juicy target, seen it happen where it's down season but not before the shorts get wrecked, law of the jungle, they gots to impose maximum damage and extract maximum profit, so ruining the shorts might be a higher priority

Also good time to deleverage. Sure you'll miss out on a few upticks, but avoiding margin call is better.

Heh, I'm always a bear on Sunday nights, but I try to go neutral during the week.

Man I knew my vix calls were too soon, if we rip and it's calm, imma slurp. Heck AutoZone admitted they are running low on engine oil, the oil supply shock might hit oil changes as the first domino

Stay safe but more importantly stay calm, still money to be made in the storm

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>gold

>>24341050
obnoxious discord anime manchild thread

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>>24347315
SOXL chads rise up.

https://youtu.be/SDuHXTG3uyY?si=Tqwx8WPLMaGPuKtq