Hello /bant/, it's me again.Never played golf, but thinking about quitting my job to become a professional 4chan shitposter. I dunno how much the spambots get paid, but that seems like a fun career path.Thoughts?
greetingsblue hedgehog man
DATSA HOLE IN ONE
>>24341134im bumping it im bumping it
>>24342443Greetings>>24342525Yes>>24343997Thank you
>>24341134hi josh. did u end up not killing that bitch of a girlfriend and stuffing her into a mattress as we discussed and instead let her bully you into getting a job?this is so sad ;-;
>>24345269I meant my metaphorical job of being a neet. My gf left though, so I didn't end up needing to dispose of her in minedcraft. I feel fate is calling me into a new direction, however
If you think you're gonna come into this town and just become shitposter.... Well you could do it.But you won't be alive to do it for long, kid.
>>24345985I've lived this long, leaf man
WAAAZZZZZZUPPPPPPPPPP NIGGAA
Are you sure you've got what it takes?
>>24348649Wazzup>>24348659Get out of here frog
>>24348982are you ready to get your dick wet?
>>24349287Meh..
>>24349309well too bad we're going down to the mexican brothel and if you resist you will be taken out and lynched in the street this is america mother fucker we don't tolerate homosexuals
>>24349318Man, brothels are almost worse than homosexuals. Especially the Mexican ones...
>>24349318Also I'm pretty sure we've done nothing but glorify homosexuality since like 2015 to be fair lol
>>24345947what's the new direction? I hope it involves adventures on the high seas, treasure and maybe even a few sexy wenches
>>24350731Shitposting on 4chan 24/7.Which I do anyway, but now it'll be professional
>>24350792sounds like a plan :^)
>>24341134You should be focused on procreating white babies with a beautiful wife, and enjoying what God has given you (life)
>>24350948Maybe one day, but I don't believe that day is today
>>24341134favourite /bant/ian
>>24341134Professional 4chan shitposter hereWord of advice, you get paid per post, not for the quality or humor of said post. Just call people jews or reddit and you'll be Mr. Hotpockets in a week.
>>24351356Thank you.>>24351392Well I assure you, my shitposts will be plentiful in quality and humor
