today me and my girlfriend went on a date to the arcade, we went home and cooked dinner together then we had loving kissing missionary sex and cuddled for an hour
>>24349623If your dick was as big as your lying nose, that would be true.
I already know this. I was there.
Did anyone look jealous when you brought your mlp plushy to the arcade or did the smell distract them?
>>24349623If you get her pregnant, you better not kill the baby you subhuman piece of shit.
>>24349623Yeah. And then she left the frame and got fucked by big bubba and massive marquis.