I'm so sick and tired of farting. I've been farting profusely for like 24 hours at this point. Stinky loud hot farts. I had to leave my apartment because of the smell and went on a walk and every single step was a fart. I tried running to escape them and it turned into a massive singular fart once I picked up speed. Everyone I ran by instantly died and now I'm a wanted fugitive. They call me the "stinky buttman killer" or some shit like that. I'm sick of it I tell you.

>>24351986
Same, minus the pride. I don't think of myself as too smart, I think of the rest as too stupid.

>>24352064
Why shouldn't you have a bit of pride. You are leaps and bounds ahead of the common dross.

>>24352004
We have a character like you up here. We call him the king of the faggots. Every year on February the 7th he is covered in grease and set loose on main stream and the chase begins.

First to hogtie him successfully and steal his treasure wins their wife's weight in lemonade flavored powdered drink mix

>>24352096
Pride is also stupid

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I'm smarter than all of u combined but even if I wasn't id still be better than u

U ugly big nose