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>>24354688
>>24354688The heated seat+bidet combo for me, what makes Canada based.
>>24354688No straight man owns a copy of picrel
>I like my ass smelly and full of shitbidets or toilet hoses are the future toilet paper is dogshit compared to them, doesn't even come close
>>24354688I love when hot water hits my anus and my legs start to shake it feels so good.
>>24354688>being straight in 2026
>>24354688Heterofragil
>>24354688I own several butt plugs
>>24354688>HIV
>>24354694>I like stuff spraying up my asswet wipes mogs them both, only faggots use bidets
>I drive a sports carNo, you don't
>>24354695LAMO, do faggots really?
>>24354694Just let your boyfriend lick it clean. I know you degenerate faggots like that sort of thing.
>>24354688Op, is one of this vaxx retards on vid related. Imagine being afraid a little bit of water touching your ass
>>24354694Who is saying that we use toilet paper ?Personally I use fresh moss or tree leaf depending of the season and the environment.
>>24354707you do know wet wipes exist right?
>>24354704Try it, go to your shower use hot water and somewhat hard water pressure.
>>24354702No it don't, I installed a Biden in my house and is day and night compare to the archaic form of wiping your ass with anything, if you want you don't even have touch your ass, you can straight up just get up and go after washing it. If it's hot outside the water will evaporated before you even hit the street.Only straight up homosexuals need that anal stimulus of touching their own ass
>>24354710no thanks, I'm not a faggot like you
>>24354688So you are straight but with dirty ass I guess.
>>24354711>walking with a wet asslamo, couldn't be me
>>24354713see >>24354702
>>24354713Americans refuse to civilize, they're still using caveman methods like the imperial system cuz they have a need to be dominated like sons and daughters of the cheap whores who brought them here, that's why they need to be nuked from lower orbit
I just use my waterpik instead of a bidet. It does the same thing and is way easier to move around
>>24354711>I installed a Biden in my house
>>24354688IM SO STRAIGHT I SMEAR SHIT ALL OVER MY FACE TO LET THE FAGS KNOW HOW STRAIGHT I AM! PIC UNRELATED. VERY STRAIGHT.
>>24354688Indian thread
>>24354717>imperial system
>>24354714You've just told everyone you're obese, which means you're walking around with a wet ass anyway.
>>24354709Why would I fuck up my plumbing system when a splash of water does the job?
>>24354688>walking around with crusted shit between your asscheeks is manly and straightuhhh okay whatever you say
>>24354721>I you don't use bidets you must he indianwrong faggot
>>24354723>you're walking around with a wet assnope, I'm not the one using bidets here
>>24354688>shooting government gay mind control parasites directly into your rectumPerfectly normal behavior.
>>24354692I like my air fryer a lot. Explain your retardation here.
>>24354720>>24354703>>24354701anything on four wheels desu
>>24354688So you prefer to have shit in and around your poop hole. Getting your butthole supersoaked is clearly the more hygenic option, I don't give a fuck if faggots like you get sexually stimulated from it. It's not like the toilet is shoving a spiked dildo up your asshole and twisting off. It's just a little water to wash off the kaka we never get with toilet paper.
>>24354724>flushing wipes down the toilet
>>24354688as a straight man i am not aroused by water touching my butthole, i feel nothing about it one way or another. if you feel something sexual about it then you're probably the gay one not me.
>>24354692>>24354730If your air fryer doesn't look like this, it's gay.
>>24354732wet wipes is the best of both worlds, so use that
>>24354733so you just keep a bag full of shitty wipes covered in shit stinking up your apartment?
>>24354737you don't close your bathroom doors after you finish?
>>24354735>picture of chicken, so you don't forget what a chicken isAnon, I...
>>24354734Anon made a good point, why consider water blasting your butthole faggotry, but molesting your butthole with toilet paper isn't? Why not finger it, I mean you are basically half way there.
>>24354702you know you can just put a few drops of water on toilet paper instead of buying wet wipes.just need a sink in arms reach of the toilet and paper that is more that 1 ply so it doesn't disintegrate.
>>24354688Why is the hole in the toilet seat so large?
>>24354730Real men are not afraid of deep fryers.Fat doesn't go inside the food so no weight benefit, imagining a straight man will care about that. Food is to feed people, if you can control yourself it's your problem and you are not a real man.The only valid raison to own such a thing is that you live in flat and you don't want to ruin your interior, and in such a case a normal oven or >>24354735 does the same jobs.
>>24354690I would fucking kill for a Blit. I have an OG Dépraz mouse (with the steel ball and no access door) but nothing to plug it into.
>>24354688retarded american who is basically a large grown childif you think of a sexual context in non sexual situations, you need to adress your own severe mental illness
>>24354734Is it because you have anxiety that you might enjoy water going up your ass? That you might be a closeted homosexual? You are still interacting with the stinkhole. Personally I think my manhood is molested less by having my asshole squirted with water than reaching in there and wiping it.
>>24354728Mutt you literally passively leak shit and intestinal fluid between your gargantuan ass cheeks all day every day because all you eat is goyslop and then you take a cocktail of pills for your bullshit made up depression and anxiety, and "weight management." I was so horrified to learn of this and how widespread it is amongst you "people."
>>24354700Russia is 100% gay?
>>24354748>iterally passively leak shit and intestinal fluid between your gargantuan ass cheekswrong>then you take a cocktail of pillslol, no I do not
>>24354748It's worse than I anticipated. I remember years back when people were posting THOSE wallmart pictures and asking what the fuck was going on.
>>24354688>I like putting my hand near my butthole and getting poop particles on my fingersSounds pretty gay desu
>>24354750When you're done lying in this thread in a delusional attempt to save face to foreigners, you'll instantly open another thread and complain about your incontinence to your fellow mutts in it. The same way you'll cry that your country is shit in one thread, then pretend it's the best to foreigners in another. You've been taught by your nigger and kike masters well, just constantly fronting and lying.
>>24354688That has nothing to do with sexuality, mutt
>>24354754forgot your memeflag
Well, I don't give a flying fuck what some homosexual tranny on /pol/ thinks.
>>24354755Do you not wash your ass in the shower? Are ypu insecure by how you might feel if something were to touch your anus? Youre the only one whos gay here anonAnd yes I did forget my meme flag thank you, idiot
>>24354757>projecting
>>24354688It's more low iq than gay.
>>24354752First, if you are incompetent enough to get shit on your hand when wiping your own ass, You are the only one to blame and no technological innovation will solve your retardation. Second, if you had worked one day in your life like a straight man, you wouldn't be afraid of having some shit on your hand.
>>24354735you cannot properly wash it, splashes animal juices everywhere in there, so you have to replace the whole thing at some point. that's consoom mindset miss me with that shit
>>24354688What the fuck are you talking about, I have six of these, I have a whole subnet on my LAN just for these
>>24354688only disgusting niggers, jeets, and other nasty browns dont use a bidet.
>>24354764cope, white men use wet wipes
>>24354744If you’ve got kids they are a godsend to cook kid meals in a quick and efficient way especially when you are also catering to different tastes.t. 4 kids >inb4 they should eat what they are given Congrats on not having the joy of little kids in your life.
>>24354745You should plug it into your ass, and then kill yourself, instead. Maybe God will give you a blit in heaven, and a DEC, and you can just compute your widdle heart out
>>24354765>17 posts about being a disgusting niggersounds like ur the one coping anon.
>>24354761>being okay with having literal shit on your handsAre you indian, by any chance?
>>24354768when you clean a car what do you do anon?>a. use water and call it a dayor>b. use water and WIPE the filth off the car?the choice is obvious
>>24354769Most likely a homosexualI had a homosexual tell me I wont get laid if im not ok with having shit on my hands. Gay guys think having shit everywhere is normal
>>24354688This one's a bit of a gotcha - the reason why a straight man wouldn't own one has nothing to do with being straight and more to do with not wanting legal problems
>>24354769>getting shit on his handsskill issue
>>24354722> Da urth is flat. I sees it!
>>24354770I'm pretty sure people routinely use pressurized jets of water to clean their car.
>>24354693Everybody on this board already knows their condition from that book and can quote it from memory.
>>24354766>Because I'm a good parent, I only feed my kids with goyslop.>Because I'm a good parent, I don't know how to cook a proper meal.>Because I'm a good parent, I don't feed my kid, like the adult.Ok faggot.
>>24354774nice cope, but it was americans who went to the moon and saw the round earth
>>24354688In all honesty, that’s probably the one thing the French have provided for all humanity. A mechanism to clean your ass. Which is so close to the jeets, I don’t really know what to say. The line between civilised and uncivilised is literally the difference between wiping your ass without/without lubricant? Niggers and faggots, man… don’t know
>>24354775yes and they use wipes as well retard
>>24354702Nope. >must consume things >perceived value>paper for your ass>can just use waterI’m torn. It’s partial jeet, and partial logical. What’s the mid point?
>>24354780Do you think using a bidet precludes you from wiping it dry afterwards?What sense does that make? It must be frustrating being as low-IQ as you.You still need the pressurized water jet to blast away particles of dirt. Imagine wiping your car with a wet cloth and calling that a car wash
>>24354688I have bidet on all 4 toilet despite what people think. Just using dry paper might as well be street shutting jeet animal.
just wet the toilet paper a lot if necessary
>>24354782>Do you think using a bidet precludes you from wiping it dry afterwards?i mean, this anon thinks so >>24354711
>>24354709Enjoy ass cancer and clogging your drains instead of just using water as God intended you absolutely filthy retard.
>>24354777You will remain childless and die alone.
>>24354786>clogging your drainsonly retards flush stuff down the toilet
>>24354778Not quite. It was a couple of american airforce meatheads who could hold their breath good in German hardware. Even the Hasselblad they took pictures with was German.And it was a Russian farm boy, Uri Gagarin, who saw the round earth for the first time.
>>24354769If it means getting the job done, yes. Someone has to do the dirty job you know ?And washing your hand is a thing you know ? Only Indians don't know about that.
>>24354767> a DECA DEC what? I have three PDP-8s with peripherals, two LSI-11s, and a VT-125. If you're looking for something to stick in your ass, I recommend the Fluke 80K-40
>>24354702Wet wipes is even gayer than a bidet. You’re literally advocating for some vagina moist pad over a hose Retarded faggot It’s a hose for your ass. The only people making it gay are you because you’re scared you’ll get turned on by it
>>24354775picrel is not a pressurized water jet, it's just soap mixer and kinda sprays the car with it. but indeed you don't really need to wipe the car after pressure washing. still prefer to just because water minerals stain the paint if you don't wipe it off with a cloth when going to those automated car wash things they blow dry it and it basically drives the droplets off the car, doesn't really evaporate it.
We have these installed in every home in Italy. In my opinion they're the best kind of bidet, even better than the Japanese ones.
>>24354793We are afraid of it because bacteria spreads in water and not on dry toilet paper.Don't come complaining when you’ll get monkeypox, because a gay man wanted to be fucked in the ass by the toilet little dick.
>>24354749you tell me, you live near em
>>24354796The whole toilet is water you retarded nigger I know French people are disgusting but try washing your hands Using a bidet doesn’t mean you don’t use toilet paper either retard you dry your ass with it when it’s clean
>>24354756I own two of these, but they were free and I needed two keyboards.Also the screen mirroring mode is pretty nice.
>>24354766>every kid wants something different, so lets cook each one, one by one in a tiny air fryer instead of, oh i dunno using a stove top to cook several things at onceAlso the microwave. Multitask.
>>24354705I wear one because it's useful when i want to carry my stuff easilyIt can even fit a water bottle or a snapback in it, along with my keys, perfume, airpods, contact lenses and money
>>24354790>hasselblad>germanexcuse me but wtf m8?
>>24354801>perfumemen use cologne faggot
>>24354688The baseball god Ohtani requested that it be installed in the players' restroom.>pic.The left is the best batters and the right is the best pitchers in America.
>AMERICAN THREAD>if I spray my ass how can I dry my ass?You use the toilet paper genius.>but what's the point You use significantly less toilet paper as you are only drying your ass not scraping shit off it. Your ass be clean pat it dry.>butBuy one with a dryer>butScented deodorizing dryer>butOnce you've used a modern bidet fully featured bidet (not a hacky attachment kind but there are some sort of okay ones) you'll never go back.
>>24354762i bet you dont even own a screwdriver
>>24354688Yeah it's much less gay to reach around and play with your asshole than to wash it with water.
>>24354762>splashes juices everywhereIt's a small fan forced oven. All fan forced ovens do this. You have to clean your fucking oven bro. DO IT NOW.
>>24354803Whatever the english word for it isGuessing perfume = female and cologne = male?We only have one word here unless i'm mistaken
>>24354688>bidetUnironically the best thing I've bought in years.
>>24354812denounce the talmud kike
>>24354702I use wet wipes to finger my ass deep coz it feels good for some reason (not gay btw)
>>24354810correct
>>24354806>>24354809I cleaned it but it's simpler to wash >>24354692
>>24354813I denounce The Talmud and everything associated with itKikes create transgenderism and are the major causes of all the suffering in this world
>>24354805what about after you spray your butt and try to dry it off with toilet paper and there's globs of toilet paper in your butthairs?
>>24354805Now I get it, it's washing your ass with extra step.But what is the point of the extra step if you are not a cuck and are able to clean your own asshole properly ?What you say is that you can't clean your own asshole properly and need technology to compensate your intellectual disability. And I'm supposed to take you seriously ?
>>24354701This guy is definitely straight but will never fuck.
>>24354692Literally the savior of the bachelor man so your post is retarded
>>24354744you need tubs of oil for it you MASSIVE RETARD
>>24354819well, the hot water stream may make u feel good n make u shake ur legs uncontrollably like HU anon said here > >>24354695
>>24354810No he's an uneducated american that thinks loafers are the height of male dress and doesn't know he was just marketed to. Cologne is short of eau de cologne (marketing stunt because it sounds less french and therefore less female sounding to the average american male). Eau de cologne is just weaker eau de toilette (~5% vs 10% concentration of oils to alcohol). They are exactly the same in terms of scents and brands that make them. But in the rest of the world, scents are classified between being made for men or for women, usually in french, but again, that alienates the US male consumer. So the term cologne was pushed as it tested better with them and became a general term for a male scent, albeit incorrectly. Eau de toilette, parfum and even eau fraiche are all marketed as "cologne" despite being correctly described in the back. So this is NOT an issue with the english language but really just a marketing stunt that became ingrained in american culture and they simply don't know any better.
This thread exposed a lot of faggots. You retards really like fluids being sprayed up your asses, even fluids from something as unsanitary as a fucking toilet.
>>24354688Disgusting mutts smearing shit all over their ass with dry TP. I don't own a bidet, but when I'm at home, I spray my showerhead up my ass every.single.time I poop
>>24354822And I end up with tubs of oil when I’ve finish, what's the problem ? You can reuse oil you know ? If you threw it await every time you are a massive retard, that stuff last months.If you think you can do proper frying in a air fryer in the first place, you know nothing about cooking nor good food.
>>24354825They like the stream getting deep inside their assessment n hitting their g-spot.
>>24354826we use wet wipes here retard
>>24354828i meant asses LOL
>>24354693The previous DSM ruled faggotry as illnessesThey only remove it due to political pressure The same thing happened to Oxford Dictionary DSM-5 is a fag book but the previous 4 are worth taking a look
Surprised nobody did this yet
Growing up I thought heterosexuality was defined as being exclusively interested in the other gender.Then I found the internet and apparently it's largely a series of performative and arbitrary tests that have nothing to do with reproduction.Very strange.
>>24354826According to OP you're hundreds times as faggy thenWouldn't the water spray everywhereThat's not hygienic
>>24354832Pegging is straight
>>24354836You're feminized.
>>24354688a straight man doesn´t want a clean asshole ?i always learn something new from 4chan!
>>24354690That thing is sick, you're a fucking faggot kid
>>24354832But why a black one though? wat abt the dragon ones.... n i am wondering who makes all these sex toys, ik is kikes but i don't they produce them, browns could never
>>24354837It's with a woman so it's straight The concept of it confuse faggots and trannies a lotFeminists too
>>24354840dont think*
>>24354701Should have kept it off the window and went darker tint. Would look cleaner and more better but I pretty much hate everyone else's cars because I own a mk1 MR2
>>24354705I actually just bought a fagbag. It is fashionably gay, I cannot defend it. I bought it because my wallet, phone, 3DS, and pistol fit in it nicely and then my pockets are empty. I wear basketball shorts a lot because my balls are more comfortable and they cannot handle the weight of my edc.(I am not fat)
>>24354692Its just a mini oven.Whats wrong with air fryers
>>24354738fake..
>>24354833Idk but having a bidet n letting all the hot stream jet going all the way up in ur ass purposefully n that loosens ur legs...
>>24354827>>24354822you chuds already forgot that seed oil = bad?or do you boil in extra virgin olive oil?
>>24354799>screen mirroring
>>24354848>How the f*ckHe's a faggot already
>>24354790any one got this pic with pepe ceo of 4chan or something similr both?
>>24354848I use beef tallow, because I'm not gay and know about good food.And air fryer use oil too, you know ?
>>24354852deep frying in lard? You melt lard into liquid and boil in it?holy shitit's even more saturated fat that clogs your arteries than just a seed oil
>>24354827>reuse oil>>24354827>last monthsreheating oil/fat at high temps is highly carcinogenic...
>>24354841if you cum by stimulating your prostate through your ass, you're gaysorry fake chinaman, i don't make the rules
>>24354742this is objectively the worst way to wipe, you get tiny bits of shitty wet paper in your folds, bidets are kingt. hemmorhoids
>>24354688The wand style is nice for cleaning out toddler's little toilets and shitty underwear when they're learning. Otherwise I have never touched mine.Also, pic related
>>24354688Do they work with saltwater? Don’t like my anoos getting stung after a hard shit.
>>24354855yeah ur right
>>24354859Hold up you saying that Aussie toilets use salt water?
>>24354861Yes, is that weird? I know it’s not normal in Japan.
>>24354862Seems odd to have 2 water supply types going into every house, but I get it.Here you can drink the water used in your toilet, it's the same as what comes from the sink
Having a foreskin.
>>24354863I think that’s how it works in NZHave no idea it was like that in ausCould be some rural shit though if you live near the waterDon’t think main cities use salt water anywhere in aus either but maybe I’m wrong
>>24354688>straight man means having a nasty ass full of poopnigga you gay
>>24354803fags use cologne you mean
>>24354867>can't wipe properlyskill issue
>>24354801You're a disgrace to France you faggot.
>>24354688If the loaf is not properly cooked I just take a shower.I bet it's effective... I just don't want asshole sprinkle is all
>>24354855Of course a Gypsy would call anything straight gay
>>24354860Nevermind, two Gypsies.
>>24354688>never got to experience a japanese toiletMy ass has never been cleaner since then
>>24354848>did cardio and weight
>>24354786Tickling your asshole with a pulsating water jet, definitely seems clearly to be what god intended. Yup, that makes complete sense, what with all the prehistoric plumbing.
>>24354753The amount of cope you need to spew to rationalize your weird, third world habits is delightful.
>>24354688Washlets are for faggots and only faggots and women use them and have ever enjoyed them. Toilets do not need gadgets
>>24354873presenting your ass to get fucked is the exact opposite of straight, as a man
>>24354694The ironic part is that messy, sticky feces is more common with a typical American diet, necessitating the need for a bidet, while bidets simply atent common in the US.High fat, low fiber diets laced with sugar alcohols are a butthole disaster. It’s why stool ends up soft and sticky, creating that “wipe forever” situation that would really benefit from some pressure washing.
>>24354798>Using a bidet doesn’t mean you don’t use toilet paper eitherOk so there's literally no point? Just the marketing buzzwords and the desire to experience the feeling of wet ass
>>24354841Thats not straight you idiot Straight is a concept of being normal..heterosexual is being attracted to the opposite sex abd heterosexual ARE synonymous but theres still a broader aspect to straight then just being with a woman. If youre getting sodomized youre a submissive little bitch. Its not a gay or straight thing its a you've mental issue thing.
>>24354885Straight* and heterosexual are synonymous
>>24354692Every man should own a toaster oven. Air fryers are just a direct seed oil/microplastic infusion device. >Muh reheated mickey duhsFrig off, bo bandy.
>>24354884Are you retarded? You spray your ass clean then dry wipe with one(1)((singular)) paper bit. Surely your American ass can understand the difference between wiping once and several times.
A Joan Crawford postcard, mascara, and mineral water.
>>24354688>Has a dirty asshole >Panics when toilet paper is out of supply
>>24354885>Straight ≠ heterosexual because being with women only doesn't make you straight >But straight = heterosexual actuallyWhat message are you even trying to convey
>>24354688Whenever I get enough money to totally renovate my bathroom I'm getting one of those, guess I'm gay.
>>24354844Same. I spend a lot of time at casinos and all the asians have them. Bought one like 7-8 years ago and immediately regretted it when a security guard informed me in a very thick asian accent>Sir, your pocketbook is openStill use it daily and refer to it as my purse. Fucking indefensible.
>>24354787"This tattoo will surely get me laid"Women are dumb but they aren't stupid.
>>24354893I call mine my japanese carry all. (It is evangelion themed, even more indefensible lol)
>>24354888>swede>faggotNot surprised
>>24354711>I installed a Biden in my house kek
>>24354700>>24354749A few mi this I to the HIV pandemic in the 80’s authorities knew it was a gay disease. Not only that, but it’s spread almost entirely by bottoming. It’s no secret, and the stats can be easily found. The chances of catching HIV from an infected partner are as follows:>Man during vaginal sex: 1 in 2,100>Woman during vaginal sex: 1 in 1,230>Top during anal: 1 in 900>Bottom during anal: 1 in 70These stars are from the US, and ignore all other factors. Having concurrent STI’s that result in open sores, ulcers, or weakened vaginal wall skin (more prone to laceration) increases the risks to the nth degree. It’s why we saw sky rocking rates in Africa and poor parts of Russia. IV drug use plays a huge part in the latter as well.But sexually, among otherwise healthy people, HIV was a gay disease. There was a massive propaganda campaign in the early and mid 90’s to push an anti-sex agenda into public school kids. NGO’s used the misleading theory that “anyone can catch it” to make a shitpile of money on various awareness programs, while the schools and parents were more than happy to scare their kids away from fucking. I believe this played a major part in the increase of the age of first marriage. Kids (girls especially) missed out on typical adolescent milestones, specifically young relationships. It was all part of a larger anti-sex agenda, as boomer parents were afraid of teen pregnancy and relied on state sponsored scare tactics and fear rather than a more positive choice-based morality.
>>24354688it pisses back at you?
Only a faggot takes a shit..Real men hold it in until it goes away.
>>24354766>joyfuck the joy youre only building them a wall
>>24354895>reminded me of picrel, kekMine is digital camo, looks like a small army rucksack. Still a fuckin fagbag. It has the velcro for patches/name plates and such on it, so mine is adorned in rave and pipe company patches. Not a-good-a.
But you need to spray water on your ass anyway when you go in the shower?The bidet just saves you that hassle.Unless you walk around with crusts of shit in your ass every day and have shit stains in all your trousers?I’ll take the bidet any day.
>>24354891Getting something shoved in your butt isnt a sexuality. Its just sodomy. Its just an activity. A gross degenerate retarded activity.
>>24354693I have the iv
>>24354756Backlights are fine but RGB is for fags.
>>24354844The 3DS is the most suspicious part of this as a """straight""" man
>>24354844>>24354893>>24354895I rather wear pics related than a fagbag, they make those thing look cool in comparison, and that's a fucking achievement.
>>24354908Yeah yeah, and above the knee shorts with a beret riding a fixie bicycle to the cafe to bitch about tourists... we get it Jacques, you need to peacock to divert our attention from the smell.
>>24354904I thought the topic is about being straight or not, no?
>>24354908drug addict bag
>>24354909Not my fault if people have invented a new level of faggotery.Faggot that try to act manly and cool, make normal faggot look ok/normal.
>>24354722nothing to scoff at with you mentally ill fahrenheit scale.
>>24354692Just get a mini deep fryer. So worth it for at home tendies and fries. They suck coming out of an oven
let me bring the truly gay stuff we can all agree on:things you don't need or have a use for other than showing offalso uncle sam + taxation in generalthat's about it, apart from the obvious
>>24354914I don't wanna deal with oil. And what's up with this other anon claiming seed oils and microplastics from the air fryer? Nigga sounds gay as hell.Also the 3DS is awesome for nes/snes games, I don't play any new shit.
>thread moved to bant>diesMany such cases
