clam young man with a mullet and wooly eyebrows EDITION >FTL NEWS:WIRED ARTICLE DROPPED:https://www.wired.com/story/interactive-violent-gross-inside-fishtank-the-unhinged-future-of-reality-tv/https://web.archive.org/web/20260617100659/https://www.wired.com/story/interactive-violent-gross-inside-fishtank-the-unhinged-future-of-reality-tv/https://gofile.io/d/4GFafW-- diamond and freddy are in atlanta with kevin-- daniel from thankful tank season 1 is co starring in samuel l jacksons frisco king-- we are trying to be normal and nice-- clod pod>Links:https://www.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@roxycalkins72https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Fishtanklive_WikiPrevious: >>24518725
Nigger Nina burning in nigger hell
This is about as super as pizzas get, I think
dropped it once the season 5 coverage started its just an advertisement for the show with jet puffing himself up boring
I’m just an idiot who sleeps on the ground
Not a single mention of Claire and the Nepstein files or Cloner Nation. It's a Jet mouthpiece. Fuck that.
ariel ferrari, the prick and fatass sovik have murdered a manlet it be known to everyone
Ew
I don't know why Jet is crashing out, the article makes fishtank sound pretty cool.
>no photos from the drake and burt boxing matchDROPPED
the wired article is disgustingly favourable of jet, absolutely nothing on his allegations and scandals, pathetic journalism and fishtank worth 30 million? definitely not, jet must be trying to sell the company
>>24519363I say that when I see Nigger Nina too.
>>24519366>don't know why Jet is crashing outHe is?
>“I was literally, like, so depressed,” she tells me. “I’d just stay in my room all day.” She thought competing on Fishtank might mix things up>“I came in with really low self-esteem,” Letty tells me. But as the season progressed, she impressed herself with her ability to withstand abuse. “I felt better about myself. It definitely helps you mature.”the worst crime fishtank ever committed is delaying nigger ninas nigger suicide
>They have smoked crack or meth (viewers couldn’t quite tell which)What is this referring to? That homeless couple during The Cell?
>>24519374
>>24519370>jet must be trying to sell the companyThat has been the plan all along. Theres no way anyone is retarded enough to buy it, though it would be funny to see mints / wes / maejok / ben out of work with zero dollars from the purchase
>>24519370just remember that when you read news about literally anythingits all fake and gay shit by people who can't do better
>>24519355if somebody offered me that abortion on a plate i'd fucking kill them and then myself
The Wired article basically references the “TJ arc” which Jet himself called bullshit and said TJ hasn’t changed and he even said they tried to do it again with Landon but failed without Sam. There was no growth or bettering of anyone during S5.
>>24519379But he's the 1 that makes it corny??? He literally is in control of everything right down to the casting.He wants to do a space ship larp; thats what he considers not cringe / corny.
Article is surprisingly balanced. It leans almost too positive in places. They could have gone a lot harder. One thing I really didn’t like was how they described Jet’s hideous visage in neutral terms.
I can't read English so can someone give me a tldr of the wried article
>>24519376G aka Jason Gold
>>24519389This 1 is older though and not related to the article
>>24519390is this really the cream of the crop that japans has to offer?
>>24519390“Give Jet Neptune money”
>>24519387the writer seems to have actually watched the season live and probably enjoyed it
This article is very poorly written. What is missing in this incoherent sentence?
>>24519390You worship these ugly things?
smaack sponsorship
>>24519392he's been throwing a tantrum for quite some time
jet won... AGAIN
>>24519398The fat one on the right could get it.
>>24519370They’re like “poop peepee throwing, slurs on tts, guns everywhere, beating up contestants, contestants burting off” but not even a passing mention of sexual misconduct.
>>24519390
>Ottman watches with his arms crossed, grinning.>“Good girl,” he says. “Well trained.”
>>24519405Calm down, Jet still has to exist as Jet. Plus any bump in interest in the show that this article could have produced won’t matter cuz it’s off season.
>>24519408awesome
>>24519363Richy is so gross no wonder he was a TJ seether
>>24519408Warming up on the Wired article…
>>24519379That was way before the article
Oh hi Markhttps://reduxpictures.com/artist/mark-petersonHe's cool
>>24519394The right and left ones are 30+ cut them some slack>>24519398Not those ones
>>24519318>>24519307Pretty annoying. I even emailed the writer a bunch of well-formatted evidence.
>>24519397>for some people, and so
>>24519397The whole thing has a lot of sentences that start really oddly like that. Very disappointing work from Wired.
>He’s best known for his Adult Swim sketch show World Peace, which was canceled in 2016 after, among other things, Hyde appeared in blackface. That is not why World Peace was cancelled, and Sam is probably more known as a meme, le can't keep getting away with it and Hasan Piker I'm coming to kill you etc. World Peace kind of sucked actually
>>24519397>[This has an appeal] for some people>For some people [this is entertaining]Something like that, although starting a new paragraph by directly referencing the old paragraph is bad form.
>>24519422>The right and left ones are 30+SEX WITH HAGS!
>>24519436why do they talk about sam?
>>24519436>World Peace kind of sucked actuallyit was terrible, sam's cancellation is more note worthy than any of the sketches
>>24519444He’s the creator of the show and former host.
>>24519397Ottman made the call and got the bad stuff deleted
Vicky got feltedrip
>>24519363none of these people had a vision for the show and they were all part of production
>>24519456That quote at the top is hilarious. Jet is trashing fishtank fans but the only chicks he can ever fuck are fishtank fans
>>24519456SHOWRUNNER, JET
I find the post season orbiterverse to be the worst thing of all time but I wish I could get some confirmation that Fishtank is not dead as I would like to watch another proper season
Hey guys, Fishtank VETERAN CryoKeen here, you want me to go live and analyze this article soon on KICK DOT COM? i gotta finish Toy Story 2 first. about 20-25 mins left. i can do a 20-30 min reading/react of this Wired Article then we can watch Toy Story 3 or Stargate then Toy Story 3.I'm going to see Toy Story 5 soon irl so i need to catch up. I've seen 1 way to many times so i started on 2 this time by myself.God, Jet denounces Fishtank for the 2nd time Publicly and the Wired article drops the same day/next day? This is to good. God is Good.
>>24519463yeah you should be catching up on toy story at 40
>interactive, violent and grossThis is the way.
>>24519465haha, thats so crazy man. really?i love you guys so much.Today is the day I own Jet Ben and SamToday is the Day CryoGod's, Rise Up.
>>24519462kys fishcuck
>>24519363>Letty the most normal person in the group
>>24519408AND HAS A FAAAAABULOUS ASS!!!
>>24519463no, fuck off
>>24519469>Letty Wonwell honestly, things could be worse.
>>24519456>“If you’re an avid Fishtank fan,” he says, “you have a lot of free time. Probably there’s something in your life which isn’t optimal. You’re unemployed, or disabled and can’t work, or you don’t have friends.” Neptune thinks the fans see themselves in those he casts, whom he calls “autistic, poorly socialized weirdos.”he's not wrong but you just know it comes from a place of seething
>>24519473Aw :(can you blane me for wanting to take a W lap? can you blane me????I'm JD, I'm Gay *dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun *
>>24519468lol nigga you're in the /bant/ thread
>>24519456
>>24519462in between talking about hating the show, the fans, and wanting to quit, Jet said this about S6. make of it what you will
It's not weird to watch Toy Story at 40, I bet Cryo's kids love those movies
>>24519486See you next season, Jet
>>24519486>im not gonna be on camera anymorehe says this EVERY post season and ends up on the camera MORE.Jet I know your reading this thread. it's cryo. i fucking DARE you not to show your face ONCE during Season 6. not even at the end.you can't resist the camera. it's okay to admit it bud.
>>24519484eat shit fishcuckand btw, jet agrees with me
>>24519489me and my cat watched most of toy story 2 together the past hour he liked it mostly he was on my arm and hes going to DIE likely within 1-2 years and you guys giving me slack about watching a fucking movie that yeah i saw toystory 1 in a heated california theater with my parents when i was like 8 years old and it was imperssionable just as awesome as seeing the stargate movie in theaters for the first timethey just do not make good original content anymore. cant wait for fishtank season 6 jet!
>>24519390Nontent Noodles
>>24519469She's just like them.
>>24519498sounds good
>>24519498Are we supposed to call you "cumbunny" now, Cryo? What's up with that
>>24519493I hope things turn around for you buddy
Does jimmy know that farms cost more than $50k?
he got Winnie the POOH'dthat's crazy work chat
The article was cool, why is everyone being such a bitch ?
>>24519523its not a hit piece and its boring
they should have interviewed Claire and AbiOr TJ maybe Or (Betty)
>>24519517did they cite jimmy
>>24519521>courteous yawn>adorable yawn
I'm hype for a stream Haeley. it almost midnight here. i can leave the stream running and fall asleep
>>24519523they didn't talk about the cvmbvnnies that's an important part of the showit needed a Claire or Ellie reference
>In a more elaborate prank, Hyde secured a speaker slot at a TEDx conference at Drexel University in 2013 by posing as a globe-trotting documentarian and delivered a talk titled “2070 Paradigm Shift.”Wasn't that 2011?
>>24519527they should have interview CK
>>24519479>You’re unemployed, or disabled and can’t work, or you don’t have friends.None of that describes me and im here nearly every day
>>245195372014
>>24519480>W lapYou have never once in your life had a w you fat lard freak
>>24519541That's a re-upload, moron
>>24519540are you an autistic poorly socialized weirdo doe?
I wonder if CK will start streaming again soon
>>24519540>>24519546>cryoseethernvm you definitely are
>>24519548No. I just went out golfing with my old college friends. I just have a weird sense of humor that only mocking jet can itch
>>24519551Why does he have at attach his gross poop freak face to every post? Why can't he just be anon?
letty's fuckin tits
>>24519547why even ask the question then if you already knew the answer you humongous cock sucker?
>>24519556because he's an artist that expresses himself you undersocialized autistic weirdo that can't read cues
>>24519562You hate every woman but defend (and hit on) every male personality here. Im starting to think you might be a poofta
I can’t tell if they’re trying to frame the Bashir “The Wire” quote as profound or absurd. They don’t mention any of the context that makes the quote absurd like Bashir being the biggest Fishtank fan in the bunch, him starting the fight that led up to the quote and him never having seen The Wire. So I guess they think him saying that was profound..
if you know literally everything about Sam Hyde you need to kill yourself btw holy shit>ERM ACKSUALLY THE DATE HE TOLD ME TO GET A SKILL WAS UHHHH JUNE 15TH
>Neptune grew up in Georgia and joined Hyde’s team a few years ago, pre Fishtank, as a video editor. He speaks with an easygoing, baritone drawlStop gassing Jet's voice! It's not that deep NOR easygoing NOR charmingly southern!!!
>>24519564>y-you're gayabout as much as i would expect from and undersocialized autist
>>24519560Are you fucking retarded?
>>24519569Fat fuck munching on girl scout cookies. Thought he wanted to lose weight
do they even mention ben
>>24519572>not denying itDo you miss your e bf jester guy? You miss his cock posts you lil queer?
Are you guys ready for the best CryoStream of your life times?
>>24519574you need to kill yourself doggie
>>24519580it was a good bit
>>24519571It's definitely Southern. I had it pinned as a Georgia accent from the first time I heard him speak t. grew up in the South
>>24519582
>>24519396So then he definitely saw plenty of Jet’s disgusting body and face and has no excuse for using such softball language to describe his grotesque appearance.
>“The average American,” Neptune adds, “is not some 5'11", normal, well-spoken guy. is he saying 5'11" is tall???>>24519586everyone knows he's southern you retard, he doesn't have an "easygoing drawl" he sounds RETARDED!!!
>>24519589>he doesn't have an "easygoing drawl" he sounds RETARDEDWhats the difference?
Southern people need to understand that they sound retarded to the rest of usit's just how it is
>>24519499This is content actually
>>24519571Niggas get mad at anything on here
>>24519569> Shilled as the "future"> jet quit the show before the article came outWhy was it such a fanboy article? The authors are a bunch of losers. They should kill themselves.
>we will never see the basement cam feeds
>>24519587I'm crashing out
for me it was "chudtech"
>>24519589I think he's saying that 5'11 is a normal/generic height.
The sexual tension between the The Wired article writer and onetime rapper and showrunner Jet Neptune is INSANE
this article going to feed the fuck out of jets ego btwexpect a "we're so back" mania from him soon
>>24519611he unironically needs the ego boost so he'll get off his ass and get back to work
>>24519611i think he's looking for his exit, he was talking about moving to la or new york at the start of season 5
>>24519616no he doesn't its the last thing he needshe needs to be squashed like a bug to be able to functionyou're insane
>>24519619>jet said something il believe it once it happens until then it means absolutely nothing and holds zero weight
>>24519622and a kike once again has zero psychological insight into how people actually function
Ellie's first crush
>>24519406True
>>24519629I thought he would be in here somewhere
>>24519631what are they even talking abouthow do you not get bored watching it?
"Owen Long" is a huge faggot
>“You wanted to be a superstar? Now you’re covered in chili.”
>>24519599No poop? No pee? No watch!
>In the basement, Binx, who has a papery voice and bright blue hairI have never seen someone's voice described as PAPERY nigga, what does that MEAN
THEY WILL COVER YOU IN FUCKING CHILLI
>>24519608>the average person isn't averagebrilliant
>>24519616>ego boost so he'll get off his assHe will do the opposite. He will think "look at all the praise i get for zero effort, i dont have to try at all"
>>24519635Idk I don't actually know Japanese
>>24519634What am i looking at?
>the article talks about landon begging for a kiss from vimpHey little buddy
>>24519641He was calling her OLD you MORONWOW you're so fucking STUPID
>>24519647
Scott wants the Fishtank tier list so he can rate the women does anyone have a link to send him?
>>24519654Mohfeus
Go memorize all the dates of every video Sam Hyde has ever uploaded and then kill yourself
>>24519643>“Their chili is metaphorical. Ours is literal.”
>>24519654Jonathan "Dream" Curtis
>>24519656scott needs rehab
>Sometimes the producers remain downstairs and communicate with the cast over an intercom. While a contestant eats her lunch, a plate of beef, Taylor calls up to her. “Shout out the sponsor!” he says. “Backyardbutchers.com/fishtank!” she yells while chewing, without looking up. Ottman watches with his arms crossed, grinning.>“Good girl,” he says. “Well trained.”Who was it?
>>24519662its been so long feels like a different lifetime
They didn't censor it
>>24519661>>24519653You are so fucking mad and wrong about everything
>>24519668i think it was bingo, i vaguely remember this
>>24519616When his ego is too high he starts to think he is the Stanley Kubrick of poop retard internet shows and fucks up s6 in the process with his neptunian narratives and plot twists.
everyone is crashing out
>>24519668The answer to this question is uhhhh kill yourself? stupid idiot moron? yeah not so smart now are you?
>>24519668>Taylor????
>With more than 500,000 people regularly watching the most recent seasonsThis can't be true. It's probably closer to maybe 50k including all the restreams.
>>24519678Ben Taylor
>>24519668Bongo
>>24519678Ben
>bill ottman will never call you a good girl
>>24519682No I think my answer was the correct one actually
>>24519687cool
>all of that work in the PR campaign only for a jewish journalist to flush it all away
>>24519688
Can someone post the pic of Bill Ottman smiling while TJ kisses Claire
>>24519408>the wire>wires>wired>wire-framed glasses
>>24519689That guy wasn't jewish
>>24519689he had a courteous yawn
>>24519689this dude loves poorly describing voices
>>24519693nowe hate you
The wired journalist forgot to interview claudia gervasini and big shadia
This is a superior production to Fishtank in every conceivable way, I think
>>24519709facts
>>24519709The one on the right looks like a ww2 asian caricature
>>24519709damn they're beat
>>24519601Lends credence to the theory Fishtank is protected by a wider network (such as the Thiel Network) that wants it to exist for directing culture into retard containment zones where people are kept preoccupied.
Imagine being introduced to the real life equivalent of videodrome and doing the most basic book report article about it.
>>24519714Yerrow monkey>>24519718Guy that exclusively posts beat, blacked, and trooned women
>>24519723he got introduced 2 dogshit and produced dogshit
so are you guys gonna watch me read this article or nowe get toy story 3 after or stargate :3 little treat for you :3 jingly keys! i love you guys so much
>>24519670it really does, game done changed
>>24519707You are mindbroken and raped.It wasn't 2014! It was earlier than that! JUST ADMIT YOU WERE WRONG!
>>24519720It's weird that they didn't mention any of the legal problems they had. I get why they wouldn't want to address the nepstein type stuff because no one actually pressed charges or anything so it's all technically heresay.>>24519726lies
chances of some braindead boomer reading the article and buying the show for 15mil thinking it's a steal?
>>24519665His sex addiction is affecting his streaming schedule
>>24519735It was 2013
>>24519735you need to kill yourself if you actually care this much about Sam Hydes YouTube channel upload dates doggiethis isn't what he meant when he told you to get a skill
>>24519730kill yourself, fat faggot
Imagine writing an article about the 4chan show hosted by the 4chan guy and not visiting 4chan even once to know to ask the show runner about his high school gf he met on the showit's just bad journalism through and through
>In the basement, Binx, who has a papery voice and bright blue hair, is explaining to me that many of the contestants choose to remain in the house even after they’ve been eliminated because the cast and crew—and the fans—become their only friends. Landon, for instance, was eliminated days ago and has no chance of winning the prize money. Binx appeared on season 3 and returned this season to help out with production. She’s 34, streams for a living, and lives alone in Miami. “Communal living is important,” she tells me. “You get that here.”the writer went for blood here
>>24519751Binx has no fans and everytime she returns her "fans" hate her more
>>24519735this post was brought to you by ddgenes
Japtank is doing their drunk piece of shit challenge and y'all are blackpilling. Ridiculous
Insanely disgusting people such as binx
Final four right here
Little buddy status?
>>24519755of course it's that N word being a rude faggot to meI hope Letty puts him back in his virtual cuck chair soon where he belongs
>James shows me a TV that only cycles through custom memes the fans pay to broadcast. He tells me he sits and watches it each morning as he drinks his coffee.memescreen mentionedDDGenes brainchild mentioned in mainstream publicationI am the main character... <3
>>24519757which one of them is fucking jet?
you now remember how vimp sat and did nothing the entire show but as soon as that camera man came in she started following him around and trying to get in every shot
>>24519770cool
>>24519769I'm sorry buddy, you're right, 2014 is an equally correct answer... don't feel bad...
>>24519775#real
>>24519780
>>24519709Put a rice hat on this creature
>>24519774ur favorite one
>>24519775Little buddy has PTSD
>An exception: On the 21st day of the most recent season, during a skirmish involving mops, brooms, and thrown piss, one fish named Bashir paused amid the fray and yelled, “What is the point of this?”>“It’s entertaining!” a producer called back.>“The Wire,” Bashir replied, “is more intellectual. You don't watch The Wire for people throwing shit.”>The producer glared at him. “OK, well, you’re not on the fucking Wire.”
middle aged man coming up with "do the things move around"
>Neptune told me earlier, that his ultimate hope for Fishtank is to hold the show in a warehouse, inside a fully fabricated set designed to look like a spaceship. Rather than compete with each other, the cast will work as a team and remain on board for a full year. He hopes it will simulate, for audiences, the collective joy of witnessing the Apollo missions. “Those daily broadcasts,” he told me, “it was something everyone was following. The world hasn’t had that feeling of rooting for, like, an expedition for 60 years. Everyone who’s on the internet today doesn’t know what that’s like. But it must have been incredible.” It was an odd thing to say, since that very day the astronauts of the Artemis II mission splashed back down on Earth after flying by the moon, but I understood his sentiment. He’s hoping that somehow, on the other side of all this, there’s something beautiful. A farm where he can raise a family, and die happily.
>reporter mentioning that james drake had "hate" in his eyes as he beat up Burtthey should probably amend this and mention that the night before Burt was telling James about how he loves the Columbine shooters and fantasizes about murdering little girls.
>>24519793
>>24519742Name?
>>24519790damn him
>The goal is to pick up as many crickets as possible by rolling across the ground. No one will be eliminated, but the winner will get $500. The contestants drop to the floor, and Taylor follows them around the house shouting, “Roll! Roll!” After a few minutes they line up and he decides, seemingly at random, that Bashir has won.BASED journo, i agree that challenge was bullshit
>>24519795is this wigger really comparing fishtank to landing on the fucking moon?
>I say my goodbyes and feel a surge of relief stepping into the night air, which is warm and alive with hidden life, chirping and croaking. Ottman is sitting on the patio beside a firepit. As I wait for my ride, I sit with him, enjoying the heat on my shins. Through the walls, the viewers’ messages are audible but unintelligible. They mingle with the muffled, soothing shocks of the bug zapper, as it dazzles and vaporizes its preyWhy did it get strangely homoerotic at the end?
LOL i thought the ill-fitting pants thing was made up
>>24519826you know why ;)
>>24519795A farm?
do you think mr still here still loyal is reading the article with tears of pride in his eyes?
>>24519884sounds like he wrote the thing
>>24519883i think jet was just saying the most basic bitch dream he could think of, he's not gonna do farm work, he'll most likely be a corpse with a syringe sticking out of his arm in 4 years
One of the wiggers just inserted himself into the fun. What is this, Fishtank?
>>24519883It think it's a reference to something Jimmy said earlier in the article about wanting to buyback his family's old farm. So the entire article ends by quoting Jimmy.
>>24519901is he announcing the shit your pants challenge?
>>24519379love how he came to this realization only after getting called nepstein for a year, you and your show have been cringe for a quite a while fat faggot!
>>24519802I forget
>>24519826every mention of bill ottman could be a bill ottman post, amazing
for some people, and so
CRYO IS LIVE! https://kick.com/cryokeen Gonna read the WIRED HIT PIECE (maybe?) article that just dropped on FISHTANK then Toy Story 3 and Stargate then DONE for the morning probably.
I'm convinced being a journalist is the most easy job in the world.
>It could be simple. Maybe the producers enjoy inflicting punishment, and the contestants enjoy receiving it, and they’re a harmless match made in heaven, or hell. But after my afternoon in the Fishtank, I’m left with the impression that both the cast and the crew are chasing some strange absolution. By entering into this house and sleeping on the floor in a pile of trash, by pissing yourself, screaming the N-word, shaving your head, and inflicting humiliation, you must die a kind of death while still breathing. You destroy your reputation, your personality. Your sense of right and wrong, clean and unclean, normal and insane. And then you emerge into a new, flat world where only one thing matters, attention. You must feel empty, but light. Maybe reborn.Whatever
>>24519904He's announcing the give Chris a sponge bath challenge>>24519908Plastic boobs nontent
>>24519915:)
>>24519915we are there
>>24519919It's just AI atp
Jet has prepared a hidden compartment in the wall for use in the event that they are swatted, and it conceals a massive jet powered vacuum in it that sucks all the narcotics in the house into it in a matter of seconds. He's literally a boy genius.
>>24519923ya
>>24519922imagine landon reading this
calling the astronauts on the apollo mission niggers
>>24519941>nwordpol is this way:>>>/pol/
Gang parade karaoke is incredibly love and life
>>24519933
>>24519923
>>24519941erm houston we've got a nigger here, over
cryo is reacting to the wired articlehttps://kick.com/cryokeen
>>24519955erm houston we've got a american here, over
>>24519944i apologize for my outburst
>>24519960Fine, you can stay.
Imagine being Mints lmao
>>24519946Biggest TRVKE ITT
>>24519958he's from niger
>>24519973back to school ad
The Rape Gang Inquiry Report is overblown
>>24519984lmfao
>>24519973i bet he asked them to take a photo of him doing a yo-yo trick
>>24519348>no two viewers ever have the same experience watching the show>80% of the viewers using Director Mode
>>24520003They're still not watching at the same timesAnd director cam is not always active
holy kek did you goys see the video of that guy wearing a maga hat at disneyland triggering the libs
>>24520006Saw that on my feed too. I didn't give into the temptation to click it, but the title gave me a chuckle with its absurdity.
>>24520017we need to get him on Fishtank
>>24520006average famous house 2.0 fish
>>24520028They would swoon over the keen
>>24520006Betty watched this on stream like two months ago
What the fuck happened to the Van arc? Wasn't there meant to be consistent content between seasons?
>>24520038content throughout April and beyond!
>>24520038People were upset about Jet half assing then giving up the Florida stream so now he’s throwing a tantrum and refusing to do anything.
>>24520028Haeley Merrill-Schroeppel for Japtank 2
andria for rimworld
>>24520044Jet never recovered from having a melty in Clav's club
>>24520045he goes by cumbunny
It will be *much* more difficult to find a location for any new season. Someone can just forward the article to all officials in the locality, post it on Nextdoor and Facebook and other boomer platforms, and ask "Do you want this in your town?"Whereas before you'd have to explain the concept of Fishtank and inevitably the target audience would lose interest.
>>24520053https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpKc8N3FJsQ
suckin a chode, eatin a poop, doing the things that make me, well, me
Nasty beat bitch icky vicky
why are people so mean to clavicular? it's not like he does anything bad to people.
>>24520072I like his new look
my vibe
>>24520056>would you want this highly successful multi-million dollar production filming in your town? Here's a complimentary article from a mainstream media outlet
>>24520053bumcunny
They barely scratched the surface on the mentally ill fanbase. The wired guy should have interviewed the average #fishtanklive poster.
>>24520083he shldve interviewed me,klaus,skull,and ddgenes
Funniest part of the article
>>24520072He thinks if you’re not attractive you’re subhuman and should “rope”
why does ben taylor keep a jar of vaseline on his desk?
>>24520085you cld call it...Big Purple
>>24520085no connor, the sky is blue you've got your sunglasses on again
bitches will seethe that the nepstein files werent mentioned in the article and they kinda glazed the show, they went harder on mints pear shaped ass than jet lol
>>24520089i can't find where he says this. can you link it to me? he was kind to the ugly people on his stream earlier.
>>24520089Then why did he gave aryeh a handshake?
>>24520103Because he was making fun of him
A third of the article was a Sam Hyde wikipage summary
>>24520084fax
>>24520092for the purple beast
>>24520085>>24520093:0
>You're Ben, right?
>>24520107and he's not even a part of the show anymore
>>24520107legit most annoying part of the article since he's not a part of production anymore
While I like the karaoke endurance tonight, I definitely would've preferred more roaming around the school content like last night
>>24520128what if they started throwing poop and putting mustard on each other lel
>>24520116scott looks at his monitor to watch himself throwing punches
>>24520084>he shldve interviewed me,klaus,skull,and ddgenesYou guys didn't get interviewed for this article? That's a shame, but I guess it makes sense that they only talked to the most important /bant/ poster
>>24520133
>>24520138Cool
>>24520131It would be forced coal
Oh wow thanks bitch, we haven't heard that before
>>24520158you talk like a girl
respect your elders lil fishies
>>24520158I never knew tbis, waow
>>24520158Dumb bitch kimmee
>>24520076is that cole?
>>24520168Cool
Ok, maybe karaoke endurance is kino
>>24520172nontent noodles
>>24520158fun fact!
>>24520173Nontent e-whores
>>24519363live *ick!* reaction
>>24520175I like how they were talking about Landon and jumped to talking about his Binxy
>>24520175what the FUCK did he mean by this?
>>24519689I always thought of Jimmy as more of an eeyore than a pooh bear
>>24520175cringe
>34 years old>lives alone>streams for a living>papery voicebinx bros your response?
That Wired article makes Fishtank sound really sinister and evil desu, Jet seems to have given up on the idea of making the contestants better people and instead on being as cruel and hateful as they possibly can in a really faggy smarmy way
>>24519554
>>24520201It's easy to point out the vaseline but why is there a hair brush on Ben's desk?
Did Jimmy hit this shit or na?
yo wait up check out this crazy cool trick first
The article made Letty look like she has stockholm syndrome.
a return to professionalism
"Don't be do hard on yourself."- Binx Basilisk, 2022
>>24520213cuh-raaazy work
>>24520213this is what I look like watching fishtank
>>24520201several vape pens and cigarettes? vaseline?tf is going on here?
Full stop, more entertaining in only 2 days than the entirety of season 5
>>24520213
>>24520213>the last thing a cumbunny sees before the cuffs get put on
I think the one lesson Fishtank proves definitively is that the whole jock-nerd stereotype is completely fake, the most hateful people you'll ever meet are spiteful nerds, faggot raped losers who take out their rage on the world around them. Like Jet, like Ben, like Nina, like Mints, people who have only ever existed in the margins, raped losers taking out their rage on the world around them. If this show was run by jocks, it would probably be a lot nicer and down-to-earth and less psychologically fucked. It'd be GOMAD and Beer chugging challenges, instead of Shitting Your Pants Challenges.
>>24520219
>>24520158>>24520209Shes one of the few who doesn't have Stockholms. Just realized the wiggers were kindred grooming and gooning spirits.
>>24520217She lives alone at this expensive apartment so she had to set up her camera on a timer and tripod to snap this picture.
>>24520213Did Claire really hit that shit or nah
>>24520229only dorks and nerds ever believed that the cool kids weren't nice guys. It shouldn't come as a revelation to you that incels are ~real~ antisocial freaks
>>24520234They liked the same movies. She had no choice.
>>24520229>Scott the jock was one of the nicest guys in the shows historyStarting to think there's some truth to this
>>24520232If she put all that work in...then why the spelling error? Is it a joke I'm not getting, or is she just retarded?
>mints favorite fish was TJLmao
>>24520230
>>24520242how is scott a jock
>>24520242"Nerds are actually really cool people" is literally Jewish propaganda. Have you never noticed that in every movie/TV show the kinky-haired kike has a hot blonde love interest?
>>24520245>TJ refused to go on S5 because he didn't want to hear Mints glaze him in the basementMy GOAT
>>24520243>is she just retarded
good article i think, hopefully it's a coda
>>24520247He played sports his entire life, and still is involved in one now
yo my NIGGAS when is paul denuvo's kicktank?do you think it's going to be poggers on a loggers?
Cockson Time
>>24520257i thought /ftl/ would at least get a paragraph tho...
>>24520258what do you think a jock is
>>24520261Cocks ON or cocks OFF time?
>>24520209Because she does
i finally finished reading that article on stream it took me 1 hour and 30 mins with my retorts and breaks to breathe. i was really exhausted by the end. we are watching a voyager episode now to unwind.idk how you CANT call the article a hit piece. its not the dirtiest hit piece but for me its the nail in the coffin for fishtank. Fishtank may rise again but its gonna need a lot of momentum or changes.Run out of 4 neighborhoods and 3 STATES? HAHAHHA jesus christ you guys
>>24520229FaxJames Drake tank would feature 100x less sexually harassment
>>24520274He’s not a jock
>>24520261how is weather in japan? are there significant differences between islands?
fishtank made me a better person hehe
>>24520246he definitely eats babies
>>24520277Letty did nothing with Mia that you don't wish you could do yourself, incel
>>24520275He played football in high school and college until he got an injury
>>24520267No like Cobson
>>24520283No he didnt
did claire get herpes too from jet or only summer, abi and ellie?
>>24520229Popular guys at my school were assholes but they grew up and became nicer. There wasn't really any outcasts so I can't comment on there
>>24520277no one outside of ultra traditional reactionaries thinks this makes someone a bad person
the shared delusion of production, fish, and the audience that fishtank is a positive thing/force for self-improvement is very very sick
>>24520276Weathers been fine lately but it says it's gonna rain for a bit starting Friday so that's gay + the summer heat is coming in so it's gonna be like 30 C on top of the rain. The weather varies greatly depending on where u are in Japan
Jocks were cruel fucking assholes at my school. Not to me specifically, because I could blend in with different crowds and avoid being targeted. But they were needlessly fucked up and violent. Not sure what point you guys are trying to make here...
>>24520302not as sick as /ftl/
>>24520308they think it will make themselves see normal if they make these arguments, they hate themselves that much
>>24520308Pity they didn't bullycide you
>>24520270Voyager deserves more respect. Did what TNG tried to do but better.
>>24520229In my experience, it was the fat woman who were the most evil amongst both students and faculty
>>24520316Are you supposed to be the "good person" here?
>>24520320facts, i'm watching scorpion pt2
>>24520323women*
>>24520308did they act like scott
>>24520302it's a show about embarrassing the vulnerable and mocking the genuinely borderline mentally disabled but at least sam would feign interest in one of them for 5 minutes - fishtank fan twitter
>>24520332I still can't figure out what Scott's "deal" is... But I don't think Scott is like the people I'm describing
article needed more bliccy
>>24520288He said so on stream>>24520308The point being that being a social outcast =/= good personWhile jocks in your school may have been assholes, weird losers like jet would rape, scam and bully people if they had any amount of power
The article should have interviewed CLAIRE'S side of the story
>>24520342he’s a cool jock that loves sports
>>24520324Yes.
>>24520348>He said so on streamthats not proof lmao
>>24520351i reach for my cock every time i see this
>>24520213the golem at his battlestation
>>24520356What makes you not believe it>>24520357Understandable
binx properly mocked based journalist
>>24520348Sure, I guess. But "bad people" are on too broad of a spectrum to say it's only one type of specific group. And while losers might do a lot of bad shit if they had the opportunity, jocks DO have that opportunity and very much actually do all of those bad things frequently
>>24520302The most "successful" contestant post-show is a miserable whore with black rings underneath her eyes doing soulless party streams with Cx streamers who she then fucks and does drugs with off camera, living from hotel room to hotel room avoiding her parents back home. The best contestant the show has had according to most people is a miserable autistic lolcow getting fucked with by an ex-Kratom addict to point of tears.
>>24520301Nina just has an evil aura about her.
Wonder who claire is talking about!
>>24520368who are you talking about
>>24520373hard to imagine anyone not wanting to nail her
>>24520368Sylvia got married and had a kid.
thats fucked up
>>24520375The Nigger
>>24520373a very gay retard, no doubt
>>24520373posting comments on a subreddit called r/girldinnerdiaries, and i thought i was a goy
>>24520382i meant the autistic lolcow kratom thing
thats so fucking messed up
purple light theory
>>24520376
>>24520229Fax. Dejected bitter losers “outcasts” completely lack self-awareness, are annoying, impossible to be around, are probably dangerous and most importantly, are fucking nontent. Its Bashir hiding in his padded room alone seething about everyone being mean to him vs the rest of the house vibing with James Drake in the dorms. People don’t wanna be around huge annoying bummer fags.
purified in the waters of fishtank city
>>24520301Drug addict nymphos are never good people. They only care about their next hit. Notice how none of these kick whores have no goals of any substance. Just partying to network to go to more parties by farming and army of deranged simps. They are bad women
>>24520386
>>24520361Hes unathletic, homosexual and is an NF listening, furry freak
>>24520400What about Bingo and Bongo?
oh my god im so tired of seeing your disgusting shriveled cocks
>>245204021) Not related to my post 2) even in your uncharitable reading of her she is no different than 99% of people
>>24520373It's kinda fuckng hot much of a reddit normie Claire is but has a double life as ftl chud that calls girls she doesn't kike whores and niggers
>>24520408What kind of cocks would you like to see?
>>24520408faxstop being faggotsthere's no girls posting here you are just getting naked for a bunch of dudes
>>24520404How are you circumcised guys not getting constant rashes from your shit being so dried out?
>>24520405Guy with a seething hate for james and guy with seething hate for bashir should seethe together methinks
>>24520410it's not hot it's retarded if she's going to copy the way we talk here she could at least post some new pix for us once in a while
>>24520407What about them?
that's crazy
>>24520421They're both bullied loser outcasts that got along with everyone on the show, and became fan favorites. Which goes against his entire theory
>>24520364>literally everyone does it! >you’d do the same in my position Pretty sure Jet has said this verbatim in response to his sexual impropriety. In his world, everyone is just waiting for their shot to exploit, abuse and humiliate those around them.
>>24520351Yeah but you can't expect the wired guy to even discover bitchtank. Unless she reached out to wired, it wasn't going to happen.
>>24520229Easily visible with Philip Roth writing Portnoy's Complaint or Brett Easton Ellis and American Psycho
Wired made a video on fishtank
>>24520431Jet is a piece of shit. But what does that have to do with what I said?
>>24520440https://www.instagram.com/p/DZsKKpOE9T4/
>>24520445?
>>24520445bearphila
>>24520431
Neptunian
>>24520427I personally wouldn’t called them dejected or bitter even if they are “losers” which sets them apart from the type of person I’m envisioning. I used Bashir as an example but even he’s more functional than the nihilistic losers I’m talking about. You’re looking at things in a kinda autistic way. We’re just chatting, have some nuance.
the fishtank fans who act like they're on the PR social media team are the biggest faggots in the world.
everybody that meets mints thinks he’s grotesque
>>24520540that makes him more likeable to me
>>24520528>le chilling ambient music for peepeepoopoo showLol
>>24520368>The best contestant the show has had according to most people is a miserable autistic lolcow getting fucked with by an ex-Kratom addict to point of tears.Who and when?
>>24520545Sounds like burt
>>24520542why
>>24520539there's a woman on twitter who seems to think she's a staff member. morgan something, horrible cunt
>>24520547Oh so the ex kratom is frank
>>24520538Not sure how what I'm saying is any more or less autistic than how you guys are trying to break down human behavior. I think the way you guys see things is far more rigid and autistic where jocks=good, outcast=bad. But the world is far more complicated than that. The line blurs throughout all of those categories
>>24520550Because I relate to people who are disliked for who they are innately. I don't like chads and normal people
>>24520559what are you disliked for
>>24520561Nothing, people are indifferent towards me. I just don't connect or get along with anyone
>>24520559this mindset will ruin your life. everyone is really fucking weird
I need hapa pussy or I'm going to fucking blow my brains out
fishtank fans do be loving to spam their unfunny stale memes in random comment sections
>>24520567This doesnt mean anything and I dont have a life to ruin
>>24520577Oliver Gay
>>24520573Please do.
>>24520565what’s your major
>>24520590New
>>24520056ur ghey
