more gains edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Charts/Screeners/Data:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://finviz.com/https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Live Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Options:https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.chabad.org/calendar/view/month.htm>Boomer Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://bitcoin.org>Alternate Investmentinghttps://brickfact.com/blog/guides/investing-in-legohttps://www.tresna.co.uk/blog/rarest-bmx-bikes.htmhttps://nerdacity.co.uk/blog/essential-tips-for-funko-pop-collecting-and-investing>Misc:https://www.portfoliovisualizer.comhttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://bad-dragon.com>Anons in troublehttps://www.crsgh.com/blog/object-stuck-in-your-rectum-why-prompt-medical-care-mattershttps://www.psychiatry.org/patients-families/suicide-prevention>>24549186 previous
soxx is already up 6% but i am thinking of grabbing a little soxl today because i think it ramps more, or maybe tqqq. know i'm kind of pushing it, risking being hooked before my journey, but i'm still here and can trade and the water looks awfully warm and inviting
100 soxl @ $264.355
what an evil market
absolutely criminal
REFUND NOW
>>24566164You bought?
just spent an hour talking at penelope. nothings changed with her. took the edge off of being hooked and things have improved a lot there. have some errands i have to run today, probably going to nap, there's no getting through to her today. i love you babe, still and always.
good nap. so sick of this place, this market, that woman, even though i do love her, but i'm so ready to get out of this poisonous fog and ultimately i want better. i just don't have hope for it right now.
>>24566949>>24567576Have you thought about mixing things up by throwing a punch at her next time she upsets you
>>24567582she's small and defenseless, people mistreating her is how she got to be so awful, she doesn't need more of that.
I'm sorry I didn't mean a punch I call them compliance strikes
she needs 7 inches in her guts and weed smoke blown in her face to teach her how naive she is
>>24567596Goes best paired with a solid compliance strike
Man my world cup group stage fantasy games are gonna be ass, I was underestimating a buncha spoiler countries, and in both my entries I put usa going out 3rd. I shoulda known that friendlies records mean shihWell I gots 25 entries fo knockout bracketI'm guessing no on thought Belgium would do so crap also, they might not make it outta groups.
>>24567596>7 inches in her gutsI could fuck her twice if that helps.
badly hooked but it turned into a green day for the port, and 1.5% up on soxx will put me in profit. upset today in a lot of ways but i'll be out of this pit soon enough.
i always feel better the second i get in my car but it's always a struggle to do it. got errands to run, may as well do them
nap time
>PLTR ALEX PLSPETER PLSTRUMP PLSKEV PLSJEROME PLS
Just made a kraft macaroni and cheese SpongeBob edition and it's so bad its not at all like I remember
>>24569240i like the shaped macaroni a lot better than regular macaroni i dunno why, probably something to do with cheese ratio.cried in my dream about being lonely and woke up sad
>>24569515>cheese ratioMe too but the cheese packet turned out a lot more watery and less cheesy than I remember
>>24569522i had a slice of costco pizza today and it was pretty good, wasn't too hot that it burned my mouth like it usually is and the crust was alright, rare win.
overnight dumping -_-' why is that always real but pumps always fake? why are they stomping and pissing on this market so hard?
KEK AMERICANS LOST TO TURKROACHES
WHEN YOU CALL MY NAME ITS LIKE A LITTE PRAYER IM DOWN ON MY KNEES I WANNA TAKE YOU THERE
Bros I'm gooning again
Donald Trump hates white people
OPEN THE MARKET ALREADY!I NEED TO DUMP HALF MY PUTS!Just keep dumping for 30 more min....Aaahhhhhhh
If it was me, Barbarossa would have succeeded.
Guys I have good news for this general. Macedonia has internet now.https://youtu.be/Imx_UP3T5dY?si=v3lBexD81s3f8Wn-
wasted a lot of time and acted a fool a lot today, but i'm really stressed out about leaving, putting my lovequest behind me, or at least on hold for a very long time. i doubt i'll be able to pull away completely, i'll probably browse /biz/ every night before bed looking for her -_-' but something about leaving my cave and my pc behind feels very sad, this is all i've known for the last 2+ years and it's been my crutch and sanctuary. it's also my prison and tormentor though and i have to pull away and get out into the world some. i'm so ashamed of how much time i spend here and how bleak my life is and what i've become, but at the same time i've done a lot, got fit got sober and got all this money, and the first two probably wouldn't have happened without her and this place. just really conflicted right now along with stressed about this bad trade.>>24570349hey john, how has your gambling went recently?
>>24570349I think the village my house is also didn't have internet until just a few years ago. And I'm not even sure if it's cable, I think it's all wireless.
>>24570355I lost like 60 bucks, so it was a pretty boring night. I'm probably going to run it back tonight with another $250.>>24570367I am personally very happy that the people of macedonia are getting internet. They are god's chosen people.
>>24570373hope you make a lot of money. and you should meet me in vegas in september, i'll probably make a detour there on my way home.
>>24570380Always been my goal to go to vegas one day. maybe i'll get a good bonus this year and can
some cardio is better than none. thought i would leave monday but after consulting ai it's probably better if i leave sunday, to leave myself enough buffer for mistakes or traffic or sleepiness. will have a busy 2 days, still have a couple errands to run and suitcases to pack. may realize a loss, may not, hoping instead they decide to pump the markets so i can sell for a profit, as they absolutely should, good earnings good data benign headlines... i don't make the rules though. part of me wishes i could stay, keep trading and lifting, but time will punish me if i do, turning 37 VERY soon, i've spent half my life now as an "adult," did get carded buying cigs again today though, but i could tell the clerk felt stupid immediately after asking
>>24570593Your genes are the most important thing about how long you live. Schizo anon, is your father in your life? Because if not you don't know your lineage.
Hitting the slots. Channel all of your autism into a night of winning for me.
>>24570114Since we cut usaid, this is the only international aid we can do. Gonna go on a good run this year, might have to play Egypt or Belgium after rolling over bosnia. But then likely Spain, that'd be hard to deal with yamal let alone the rest of the squad. Heres hoping some upsets occur on last group match day, or another upset in the knockout clears out our section of major players, our boys get less injured, we lift a world cup trophy on home turf. USA USA USA USA USA But this year is our year, we gonna run it. USA USA USA USA USA.If Germans don't get upset by some African nation then the next round is maybe france, I see a round of 16 exit for Germany
swiftie tongues my anus
>>24570628sperm donor father. i come from an interesting and semi-notable family though, very long lifespans too.
Crank dat spcx bought average down down down. Tempted to slurp more but this feels like imma hunt down juicier prices, maybe 135 or lowerAnd I got a year to crank that bought average down? Shih, imma have fun, then Elon gonna vertically integrate his company further, maybe buy out T-Mobile or a chip company. Huge valuation repricing, on top of fleshed out financials and who knows what musk might dream up, when price rediscovery happens, it might be a flash in the pan, no hope to hop on halfway. Now a Democrat president in 2 years, that might spell disaster, but also nah, even standard oil weathered the anit monopoly storm, but then once it got broken up, the market found individual sections were more valuable standing alone, I could see something similar happening, or at the least musk buys time for enough people to exit safely. Idk, but I got firm trust in Elon, this is his main business so he's gonna do fantastic
>>24570349But gypsies keep stealing the internet and scrapping it for the copper. Why can’t we have nice things?
>>>/biz/62415940Shorty called my phone, I was BUSYCruising in that Benz 'round the CITYThen I felt my phone buzz, I know that she like thugsI'm a BAD BOY like DIDDY
added 120 soxl $215.199good morning, nice dreams
wow my broker just updated the ui and it's some retarded fisher price thing for idiots. there was literally nothing wrong but now everything is clunky and slow and what used to fit on one screen now i have to scroll like 3 pages and click a bunch of buttons for the same information that's now unusable i seriously hate them
why are they so stupid how does this help anyone?
Looks like I will be bag holding 200 shares of SOXL after market close. This is not a very unique situation.
>>24571368once the market makers rip everyone off they'll send it up again, hopefully that's soon
looks like their scamming ritual is complete
>>24570593>37 VERY soon, i've spent half my life now as an "adult," did get carded buying cigs againya that happn'd
>>24571739it DOES happen, they have to card everyone that "looks under 25" and admittedly i don't but i get carded a lot still, got carded at the strip club too.
I'm also very tall but my height changes every time I think about itI once made an IQ test on the internet and it came out 160+ that was back in 2000 or something though
>>24571749i scored 760 on the verbal sat. 700 math but i probably could have aced it if i had attended math class
TIL zoomer girls are 30
>>24570641this is a lie and I will suewhy did you stop trading? I think when you applied yourself you had good results but it feels like you were doing to much and you're exhausted now. Or did you finally blow your brains out with all the substances you put into your unhealthy body? Or does hitting the slots mean you are giving alerts in your chocofinger trading chat? Anyway you're still annoying and I have to give you respect for that. That you really thought I'd leave like scoops shows me that you're actually pretty dumb. So it would be a shame if you stop trading because all you have to do is learn from me (also pretty dumb) and just focus on one good idea (PINS).. actually I haven't really listened to an earnings call or read the 10k yet but I will someday. This is all the speed and effort investing needs imho. It's not like I'm really losing money yet so I'm not an idiot yet and we'll see if I'm a genius or no (most likely no) but I did buy the nikkei 225 bottom last year. My problem is with holding investments it seems and now with PINS it feels very comfy. The stock also moves quite well compared to others.
>>24570114>>24570169Ja also ich sags euch ganz ehrlich son Flugticket in die Heimat is doch nichtmal teuer, hmjo.
>>24571368got'em. maybe if you trade that on the gipsy market you can get a voodoo doll for it
>>24570181Yes I think you are an angel. You could've saved him.
>>24570134gay
>>24570128gay/trans
>>24571750I was so good at math the other kids used to bully me because of it. So it didn't wanna go to math class anymore and the teacher was ok with it
ironically I hated charts the most in math because it was the only thing that I didn't really get
but as a kid I also hated soup because I felt like I was eating it too slowly compared to others and now I love eating soup. And eating it slowly is actually good when you're losing weight
I know I told you I wanted to go on vacation and fix my life and all that but I think I will just keep spamming this thread, sit in my room and watch interrogation videos and the netflix show DAHMER for no reason at all
I did try to have fun though today
but I came to the conclusion that having fun is not fun
I love sleeping at times when normal people would do something fun
>>24571799watching anything you want but do not watch citizen vigilante. do. not.
>>24571805it's my naptime too. and you still have a month to decide if you want to meet me. i really hope you do.
>>24571808I'm still here and I will absolutely watch that
>>24571810you are really bad at making yourself valuable and you are appealing to my humanity.that is why I compared you to bob from fightclub.what trading indicators do you use? are you still crying alot?
I always liked that movie alot. Fight club. Not because I'm secretly gay but it had a big impact on me in way and has led me to lead a recklessly crazy lifestyle early. I think an important part of the movie is the "3rd act" when they take down the financial system. Not because it's slighty antisemitic but because they are doing something to change the world instead of jerking off like all other people.Because once you are "enlightened" you are not like the other people...
ugh because because because I need to fix that I guess
I remember my english teacher marked that as an error
in german i'ts cool tho
because we have llike 5 other words for because
no wait it's 20
in folge dessen
I will always remember the time I learned the german word "mithin" from a big boobie blonde lawyer
naturally I use it alot to this day. It's a very stylish word.
nobody knows what it means but it's slighty provocative
the immigrants will disagree they always know everything about german but normal german people don't know alot of words
>>24571810Why did that zoomer girl threaten to kill herself?
>>24571851at first i thought you were being harsh but now i understand you cannot express too much interest or you'll lose it.
>>24571889yeah it's a little bit like going on a date with an ukrainian girl. After a couple of them you kinda know what is going to happen but now exactly how because there is different forms but the outcome is always the same in that it is simply a waste of time.
>>24571889and money
>>24571919*now= not
>>24571889not saying that skitzo is a waste of time and money the ukrainian girls are all depressed so they are similar to someone with a personality disorder
>>24571889a personality disorder is actually somewhat like a a bycicle. you have the diagnosis and you know exactly what a bycicle does and what it looks like
>>24571936*bicycle
>>24571933negging for a peggingwrite that book and you'll never need to worry about money again.
>>24571885complicated, she told me she had a kid and i got weird i guess, basically made it clear that made me really hesitant about marriage and stuff, and it was really early in the relationship but she was really passionate and liked me and that made her upset, and she didn't say she was gonna kill herself, she said she wanted to die and then stopped texting back, i might have overreacted but it was a really dramatic and crazy morning we had been texting for hourstried to sleep but could not, before getting out of bed i hallucinated my mom nagging at me
>>24571851i just trade on vibes, but today i was watching volume in soxx, the selling started when the volume dried up, so i knew it was that thing i talk about, short sellers skimming liquidity, and then after they had scammed everyone they stopped and buyers stepped in, and by scammed everyone i mean taken the price to a new local low. and vibes means a lot, all the stuff i know about the market and the lines and how i feel in the moment. and i'm not crying much anymore but i want to all the time it's just really hard for me now but it used to come easy.
but i look at a lot of candles, daily and weekly, and then 5 day charts and look for support and resistance levels, but really it's just how i feel i don't have a system or anything, and i do bullish trades because line go up and when i'm wrong time fixes my booboo
anyways i realize now they want an outside weekly candle on soxx so there's no hope for eod pump and i'm likely holding this a while, need ~610 soxx to breakeven on this. i suppose i can trade at a starbucks or a hotel room on the road if i have to get out urgently, otherwise hopefully exit at a profit later. gonna try to sleep again
We gots positive gamma exposure for the first time this week, I believe.But still a tug of war, so no direction only scalps today.
well did sleep and feel a bit better, but now upset about prices again
>>24572014>they stopped and buyers stepped inwhat makes you think it was a different group of people anon? im salty today because i held 15 oil contracts at 69.30 and got stopped out at dip below 68. i say stopped out because i too trade on vibes and on a different day (almost any other day than today) i would have just held through the pain as the loss wasnt that bad at the time, but i didnt want to let it get to be "that bad" today so i cut for a quick 0.5% loss. can you guess where oil is right now? thats why im salty but whatever thats just me being petty over half a percent either way i guess. but those green half a percents add up and i NEED THEManyways gonna go be a Macedonian for a while and return about $5 USD worth of bottles and cans and then go get some dirt from the home improvement store for my lawn. just put together my patio furniture and listened to trump speak today. he literally mentioned oil being at SIXTY NINE DOLLARS twice as if tormenting me for going long and then not standing by my conviction. but my conviction was shaken when i saw s&p rallying and vix dying and it being a FRYDAY i had to protect what was left of the week's trading gains. im upset, feeling beclowned, and like i was market makers goy cattle today. but nothing a good trip to the hardware store and some slop cant fix. i WILL be back OIL JANNY. mark my words...
>>24572802>at dip below 68im sorry i meant to say at the dip below 69 into the 68s
>>24572802that's rough, i'm also a beclowned goycattle and am down a lot of money and have to leave in danger or take a big loss :(i did just what i said i wasn't gonna do and they got me
anyways have a few errands to run. letting my hair dry out and will go take care of them, then start packing. if i get too antsy i may leave tomorrow and that might even be a better idea, just get away from 4chan asap, and if i get to new york too early, so be it, i'll try my best to have a good time there, should not be too difficult.
>>24571390I’m counting on that as usual. I can make money on calls as well as puts so no big deal here.>>24571794We had a kid in school who would eat soap. I wonder what happened to they/them>>24572008You have just lied to her or kept your mouth shut. Maybe after you’re tired of her you fake a drug addiction or something that makes you look like a bad father. >>24572014These days the market mainly moves on emotions. Nothing really makes sense anymore but you just got to roll with it. We will look back at this period and laugh someday.
>>24572935>liedi committed to radical honesty years ago and that was the most consequential moment of my life that changed everything for me. but i admit i probably said too much and could have said less and we would still be humping. but desu i don't think she was the one and it's probably for the best that it's over. i'm not missing her that much.
>>24572836>i did just what i said i wasn't gonna do and they got meyou know dont be so hard on yourself, i have thought that way in the past when i get scaled into a large trade (sometimes it feels like against my will, PLTR and this oil trade the latest examples in my portfolio), but you did what you thought was right in your heart at the moment, which is why its so hard to just eat the loss. but trust your instincts, they have gotten you this far haven't they?anyways im going to go channel my inner macedonian and return those bottles now. WE RIDE ON THE MORROW!
Game changer, my tv can pause rewind and fast forward up to 90 minutes, all's ya need is to plug in a USB. I was dreading watching Canada but now I can just start watching the game 40 minutes in, fast forward thru stupid penalty shih that Canada will try. Morroco is better, so only way to win is refball. It's also gonna save my trading, not like the market should be taken seriously now, it's only hft's trading for the summer, big dawgs out on their boats with hoes. Glad to see you joining them intc bro. May we all get enough money to one day charter a boat with hoes. Imagine a bant smg charter cruise, most the hoes would wanna swim away day one. The rest of the hoes would be sufficiently mentally ill and/or committed to be a gold digger.
>>24573145ya, i'm hoping this works out for me. every instinct tells me it's the right trade but i don't control the markets. trying not to sweat it.>>24573223ya. i'm hoping this is the right choice. went out and did a goodwill run, got 2 nice pairs of shorts, some ok t-shirts. that was my last errand. gonna lift tonight, do packing. the day is almost here.
>>24572935wow that is so enlightening gypsy anon.I actually had a similar thing with the black girl. I rejected her because of her HIV diagnosis and combined with her unhealthy lifestyle. It made her cry on the spot. I thought she was so honest she deserves honesty back but now I see how I could have rejected her for so many other reason but the one reason she can't change about herself and that would have protected her from that pain that she must've felt in that moment.Maybe that is what my evil aunt meant when she said "you have to let them die stupid". I was wondering about that for years. But maybe we should create a fake reality for others that is nicer than the real one.>>24571948about what?
I think for most people this would come naturally but me and bob have selective empathy I guess.So he didn't feel this because he was overwhelmed by it all.I got overwhelmed by the prospect of another couple of days of intense heat. Because my mom told me they can't do anything against it but open the windows. My mom used to be such a princess half that temperature level used to be already too hot for her. I have been so angry about that how retarded this is and thought about who I could help, chatti said I should call the police and shut that old folks home down lmao *rollseyes* ... but I found a better solution I hope:I will check her into a hotel with air conditioning and care for her there myself. And as a reward I get to enjoy the air conditioning too. This is why you shouldn't be alone in old age.
So I probably will only 24/7 posting at nights when I'm home in the next couple of days
I'm going to give you stupid fucking kikes a tip... The technology exists to track goyims spending habits in real time. You know we know that you know. But still it takes Equifax and transunion the better part of a month to update my good goy score because they don't get reported the balances frequently enough? NIGGERS please! My credit score dropped 100 points because the jew gave me a 5 day interest free loan with a 2% discount for paying on time (the cash back reward is a discount as long as you dont actually finance the balance and pay cc interest) on $15k of deck boards. Boards have been paid off for over a week already and I'm getting emails TODAY about my score dropping because today is the day for the credit card companies to send OUTDATED balance information to Equifax and transunion. What year is it guys? Discover no longer wants me as a customer anymore over this after I called their people cattle after they wouldn't bump my credit limit above 10k. So now after 50 plus years of my family doing business with Discover I now want their executives families boiling in excrement (see what I did there), all over them missing out on $15k worth of transaction fees by not wanting to pre approve my purchase. The kick in the nuts is that their algorithms ALLOWED ME to make the purchases ANYWAYS EVEN THOUGH they exceeded my credit limit and I had already blown up at them and called them cattle... So who was really in the wrong here? They won't respond to me now because of the goy cattle comments made to their chat bot employees. But I find that to be really really unprofessional and actually a distopian nightmare scenario when all I wanted to do was get a 2% discount on my 15k of deck boards by purchasing on credit and paying off right away and I thought I was doing the right thing by calling ahead to request a credit line increase. But your algorithms will actually just approve purchases beyond the stated credit limits which defeated the entirepurposeofmecallingatall
>>24573952>boiling in excrement (see what I did there)If you're talking about my mom then good one. I like dark humor
>>24573952Oh yea I forgot discover was a 5% cash back at home improvement stores quarter so I wanted to take advantage of that obviously with my large purchase. But the one time I want to actually take advantage of a promotion I get denied on the credit increase inquiry but then they just go ahead and fucking approve the purchases anyway because their real algorithms know the truth? And I'm supposed to keep a level of composure with a CHAT BOT customer service experience? Again, NIGGERS please!
>>24573995>my momThe whore of Babylon
>>24574005maybe you should work on your anger. Like why are you so angry at people just doing their job. Skitzo can help.
>>24573952>>24574000And if I were to go get tested im sure you kikes would call me a paranoid schizophrenic, so Discover credit card company discriminates against people with disabilities and causes more undue mental anguish and hardship to an already struggling paranoid schizophrenic? I think I have a good case actually, but it would require a diagnosis which obviously Im not about to give you guys willingly. But interesting to think about huh? Anyways time for dance games and then chicken wings and waffle fries and Shirley temple. I'm still heemed about getting shaken out of my oil long early today. But I wasn't aware trump was speaking today and wanted to use the LOW PRICE OF OIL as his main talking point along with how he's saving Christianity... I literally prayed for the death of everyone holding a cellphone up in that room.
>>24574009>people just doing their job.Chatbot refusing to service the customer and then getting subsequently overriden by some other mystery internal algorithm is NOT just doing your job.
>>24574055I don't know anything about having a job and that's a good thing. I would probably only be pissing into the soup
>>24574066>I don't know anything about having a job>Is /our/ resident swiftieOh but you do swiftoidOh but you do...
Working on my sixpack now. I finally get what fitness influencers mean when they say "I see food as fuel" I always thought that to be insane because I enjoyed food so much. But now I just get it. The shit I eat still does taste kinda good but I won't indulge anyway so it doesn't have to taste good, like I stopped caring about the dopamine hit it gives and really see it now as fuel that has to be allocated and fit the macros or it's worthless. Really ruins that pasta addiction
>>24574055>>24574066I mean here's the thing, at the end of the day they are in the business of doing credit card transactions for fees and they just missed a 15k transaction with fees due to an artificial moral stance they don't actually hold. But if I actually was going to finance the balance maybe it would have been a different story because now there is more profit to make off me as a customer. Either way kys discover NIGGERS, 50 plus year business relationship ended over fake moral outrage. Pathetic.
>>24574103>relationship endedman that sucksI hope that picture of my upper body can make you feel better
I wash myself with a rag on a stick
>>24574134>I hope that picture of my upper body>can make you feel betterAnd he says he doesn't know anything about having a job... Thank you swiftie, I'm feeling much better now