Imagine the smell
>>24588888
>>24588888Cut your penis
>>24588888SAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!We bathe! (in poop)
>>24588889All I can see is two big, round asscheeks squeezing out an enormous curry diarrhoea, I'll never be able to unsee that one.
>>24588889SAAAAAAAAR we must poo!Look we use the loo if you let us stay! No more poo in your pools or lakes we promise SAAAAAR!!
>>24588893>he who controls the poo controls the street>the poop must flow
>>24588888wet shit and urine
>>24588888Why do you think God created the largest mountains in the world around it? Look at it. And Ocean bigger than anyone can swim. But humanity, in its arrogance and folly invented ships and planes and just handed them to them. Casting pearls before swine. Going against the will of God. We thought we knew better, we challenged him. Isn't his grand design obvious for anyone with eyes?Jeets are a divine punishment, like the locust. There is no other explanation. When will we learn and repent? We must repent for breaching what God made as boundary, all hell breaks lose. We tested God and got an answer. We must stop. Reaturn. And find a way to warn future generations.
>>24588888no, i don't think i will
>>24588896Uncle Ted was right. Jeets are like that evil beast that people keep mining on mars and discover in Doom 3.
>>24588888DIVINE DIGITS
KEK jeet mods absolutely seething at the get
>>24588888I'd rather not.
>>24588898The Jeet was created for a reason.You may wonder: how can a merciful and good God create such a thing as the Pajeet? You may be tempted to assume it was an accident, or he hates his creation, or he is inherently evil and seeks only ultimate suffering and destruction for all of us. Or even worse, he doesn't exist at all and we are left to natures, relentless whims without hope. I can understand anyone, who saw the Pajeet menace, that rationalized going down this line of thinking. But let me tell you, this is not the reason for the Pajeet. The reason is that GOD is more loving and merciful than you ever could assume. For if he had not created ignorance, naivete, temptation, folly and ultimately evil, you wouldn't able to sin. If you couldn't be able to sin, you could only do good. If you could only do good, you automatically cannot have your free will. If you can do only good and never sin, and never produce evil, you have become but an automata, without free will.For what end? To do good? But for whom? Not humans, because we cannot do otherwise anyway. For God? What an insecure arrogant God that would be, requiring his creation to do good for him. He can barely be called God if he requires anything akin to this. God has created the possibility to sin, so your can exercise free will. He want's the best for all. This is why has he created the Himalayas and the oceans around the sub-continent. It should have been obvious we shall never go beyond, it is inherently clear and implicitly louder than the command about the fruit of the tree of life. For us to prosper we must see this.But we transgressed. Wich should automatically show us that we have become too arrogant. We pay the price, but it's a necessary price to survive.It is only if we do not learn, but continue, that we fail.In this case, no one will come to save us on this earthly domain. For we have proven we are not worthy of existence, and the Pajeet is the just apocalypse we deserve
>>24588888Dude I larp as kazakhstani online