ITT: Uninteresting and usual stuff that's happening on the boards you visit (occasionally AKA the bant-tan thread)Real happenings go on >>>/bant/happeningsPreviously on /nah/: >>24551314https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/24551314/#24551314
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I AM ACTING: the thread
obnoxious anime manchild pedophile thread
Golora?
>>24629513/doge/qa is lying
I am using my OfCom powers. /qa/doge owes me 1000 pounds sterling.
I'm not good at trolling.
>>24630127Qa doge stole my child and sold it on the black market
>>24630739I don't care about your spawn. I want to run /qa/doge off the internet.I'm going to fine you 100000 pence.
gud meowning
>>24629351new bnat tan :D
bnader
>>24630127*emails you this image* >>24630101Am I? That's the neat part, I can tell you the truth to your face (and have on multiple occasions have done so) however you are so entrained to subjective narrative where the statement falls flat. It's a very fascinating example of psychological anti Pavlov, it can be easily done to anyone, just offer semi inconsistent half truths, let people cling to what they wish to believe in, and offer them enough rope to come to their own conclusion where abandoning the claim in lieu of a simpler truth is akin to cutting off a limb. Animals, Humans especially, love their "safety bubbles" even if said refuge is one made out of illusionary silk that equates water with poison. Such is the realm of cognito hazard, it weaponizes ones own patterns and mental processes for an unknown subjective reason, often camoflage, disinformation, and misclassification. >>24630732It is a art, keep practicing and you'll get there. Start with the basics of "You enjoy x? X is bad, why? Because Y and if you still enjoy x, you're z." Low hanging fruit, but it's an ego attack that causes most people to be upset. Just don't think it's the only method, (which is where most people get filtered because they think its the highest form of annoyance, which there are higher forms) >>24630739>Selling children>Moving children as cargo Not South American/Asian enough to engage in that, your pet however? Oh definitely, especially if you have a luxury animal, do you have a hippo, tiger, or panther on your compound? >>24630745https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ns6OAytgKwc
>>24631372Case in point: "You like posting Loona? Loona is bad, why? Because she's an anthro furry character, if you still post Loona, you're a furry degenerate yourself." That calls out the medium, states the sin, and reflects it upon the person; where it becomes a cognito hazard is genuinely believing the claim and committing it to objective truth. /qa/doge must be a furry, because he posts images of Loona, which is a furry character, look for this when trying to find him. That logic, while it makes sense subjectively, is flawed logic that can be weaponized against yourself. the big notice is when you start noticing things being flanderized specifically to feed into your subjective viewpoint and say "Yes, you are right" However, this flanderization can also be weaponized as to say "Yes, but I will do so in a way where I am being honest, yet, it still creates internal doubt on your end, because it is that forward." The greatest weapon of the cognito hazard, is not just the fog of vague reasoning, but also the internal doubt within others. The greater the doubt, or the more clever the other person, the easier it is to sew doubt within their mind. This is known as Will Poisoning, a predigestive in the indoctrination phase of entrainment. You either stimulate the pre-existing doubt, or you inject doubt into the system, and then you weaponize that internal doubt to play the game. It does not work well with people who have high wills, or low mental capacity; funnily enough ,it does not work on people who are indoctrinated in their own means, such as Faith or Regiment. It is egregiously difficult to entrain a soldier, or a clergyman, because that requires deprogramming their previous entrainment, which the seed of doubt often dries up, depending on the strength of belief. When you overthink, and doubt, that is where my claws grip you strongest. If in that clutch you are nurtured, it is not because you are right, but rather because it keeps you in fog
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>>24631382The biggest counter weapon to someone who weaponizes doubt, is to simply have no doubt, and refuse to let doubt take hold in your heart. That being said, if you do that, then expect a much worse beating and persecution because of that. Congratulations, you weren't indoctrinated, you will be used as an effigy towards those who are more easily entrained. In that, your works, your reasonings, your character, will be dictated by another. If you wish to have no doubt in yourself, and immune to indoctrination, then you must defend yourself from many and a side narrative. in that, you have to double, triple, quadruple down on your narrative and ideals, and attempt to turn the public opinion back onto the indoctrinator, by utilizing your indigestible Will. You have to shine through the fog with objective truth that strikes at the figure in the fog. However, how can you strike something in a fog, that is utilizing your own subjective to hide within? That answer is simple, "Do not subjectivize, remain neutral, and observe. Do not react, stay anchored from distraction and doubt, question yourself not out of doubt, but of "Would this be utilized against me?" These are things that most people do not think about, because most people think "I can just fuck with someone, get the ego boost, jerk off and go to bed" That is not what this is, this is a game of Will projection, Mind manipulation, and narrative crafting that may or may not have genuine stakes. The number one error is to downplay oneself, or the opponent. Do not downplay your own creativity and ability, find ways around the problem; but at the same time, do not state an opponent cannot/would not do something, because you wouldn't. In fact, an opponent may operate specifically like that, because you believe it to be insane or less than worthwhile. That, and we live in a very technological age, where a man from one side can log into a terminal of another man from the other side of the world.
>>24631536You've heard of a Virtual Computer yes? Usually running Virtualbox or the sort? Neat little concept isn't it? A ghost machine, technically does not exist, did you know you can connect Virtual PC's to the global internet and you can Sub LAN within a network of themselves within a host machine to operate as a little Virtual Swarm? Very neat little thing. Now imagine, remote telemetry via a server, where terminal access is multidirectional, on a shared particular host terminal, either known or unknown to the one who has the terminal host. In theory, one can be in Ireland, signing onto the site server, and then accessing the computer located in Spain, and essentially remote posting from a legitimate Spain terminal. This is known as "Remote Accessing" which is a common thing, often utilized by C2 Bot networks; especially if the host is unaware of the Remote Access; however, an organized system, where everyone involved is in on the game, well... that's not a Bot Net, that's a global access network. Similar to a website like 4chan, where people from all across the world can access 4chan, a US IP, and post on it. Now imagine if anyone who posted on it, could jump onto the device of anyone else, and do whatever the wanted to the server, or the other terminals. That's the basic gist. It is how I can sit where I am at right now, and then in 30 minutes, access a terminal elsewhere in another location, somewhere else in the world, and send functions/inquiries/data pulls/system executions of that location. Perfectly legal, because it's my system, my global network, and I don't use it for bad things, just information gathering. that and scaring animals off of a particular investment property. There is something supremely satisfying about pushing a button to scare off a deer 300 miles away with an automated scarecrow that goes "OOGA BOOGA BOOGA" and blares truck horns.
whew..
o shit wait here’s non transparent
>>24631372You have two weeks to pay up.>>24631382>>24631536>>24631949long winding hero monologuezzz
>>24632336I literally just gave you KGB era/Mengele tier mind tactics and gameplans, along with ethically questionable networking application in regards to global connectivity and power. I wouldn't call that heroic in the slightest, at best, utilitarian neutral, with a penchant for Saturday morning cartoon negative weight applied due to the ego and villain cape flowing during it. It was a monologue that was meant to have a cat sitting on my lap, swirling a cabernet, legs crossed and several "Fufufus" as I explained my methodologies, applications, and how to both be ensnared and fight back against such things. Unless that was an attempt to get under my skin, which admittingly, it kind of did and you score a shot. "I am not an altruistic or good person, nor am I a hero." At best, I'm utilitarian and free spirited in my alignment that often serves my own personal interests rather than a collective banner.
>>24632447You are a hero compared to the evil enemies of the happenings thread and /nah/.
>>24632147>>24632152excellent work!:D
>>24632152you NEVER negotiate with wasps
>>24632848That's a rather depressing statement, considering again, at best, I'm Entrapta coded as per ethics and alignment goes. And I wouldn't call people "enemies of happenings thread and /nah/" because that implies a clan/tribe collective here, a sort of hip roo rah scene, but I've never really seen that. At best, a water cooler with a complaint box near it. Sure, some friendships are had here, but I don't really think there's any sort of comraderie or "team spirit here" at best, its a bar of regulars in a bad side of town. Second, I would call "enemies" as "evil" Evil is reserved for very specific and special things, are they headaches? Yes. Annoyances? Definitely. Evil? no, unless they are doing extremely specific things, knowingly and willingly. Things like openly being involved with Com centric things, H3ll, Slitbunnies, utilizing tactics similar to my own for the sake of causing physical pain distress and death to others. That is Evil, i don't think the "enemies" we are dealing with in the present are doing that in the present. >What about Leto? Outside of the Roblox grooming scene? I don't view him as evil, impressively headache inducing annoying sure, but not evil. However, guy literally utilizes his tech skills to groom kids on roblox, so yeah. Fuck that guy, but his personal life and his actions against the various websites he's thrown tantrums at are two entirely different things. Honestly? I had no idea how the child exploitation on his end until AFTER he decided to pick a fight. It's like hitting someone with a car, and then finding out after the fact that they were a drug dealer. tl;dr edition. Depressing statement, oddly put, I do not understand nor accept it, but if you wish to believe in that, then so be it.
>>24633051You are driving through a dark alley. The headaches that pass by here are unusually evil once you discover their motives.
vappy gijinka
>>24634265you have a passu if memory serves right?consider making an art vault thread on vippers.
bump
>>>/v/742922618Layers of dirt build on me because I rarely go outside (so little to no rain) and I also rarely showerThough taking a shower like once a week would be enough to prevent most of it.
[s4s] is being periodically raided by people who are pretending to be teenage girls
>>24636479Let me guess, the s4s refugees come here because of it?Close the borders I say
>>24636480it tends to be the opposite if anything
test
>>24633454That's the point I'm trying to make. I'm driving through the dark alley, specifically in the machine designed specifically to kill Squidward, I do not really care what I run into while driving through said alley with the machines designed specifically to kill Squidward, all I know is that I keep on running over people named Squidward in this machine designed to specifically kill Squidward. Is it because I hate Squidward? No, but rather because I designed and created a machine designed specifically to kill Squidward simply because I could.
>>24636623The joke in video formathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=do8EmK-XoAgMe as Mori Calliope riding the /trash/ machine with the ghosts and skeletons of the ancient posters and old board grudges, casually just launching missiles and explosions because I'm chasing after specific drivers, and running over and making a mess as I continue to drive the tank, occasionally running over people and getting them caught in explosions. I find out *after* the fact they are "bad guys" the reality is that "I'm just a doge on a /trash/ tank powered by the grudges of ancient times, going nuts chasing something else entirely" Which is why I find your statement odd, and depressing and do not accept it at a personal level. If you were to ask the mods on IRC, they'd put their hands up and shake their heads in quick denial of "Oh no, not that guy, he's a problem/headache in and of himself. Not a good guy." However, there would also be a slight man reading comedy digest chuckle on the Japan side of things, for reasons I don't feel like explaining because the Japan side of things is a little bit different that again, I will not talk about due to network ninjas. Which is why I say "Don't let a subjective define an objectivity to the point where it becomes a cognito hazard, because people are more nuanced than cardboard cutouts that we like to strawman."
>>24636660The Machine Designed Specifically To Kill Squidward, or the /trash/ tank, was specifically created to do two things. One: Fuck with offsiters back in... hmm... around 2016-2017, the Umbrella Corporation project that was the seed farm of Basedjaks. I'm not sure if you folks remember, but 2014-2016 was very frog heavy, heavily influenced by offsiters, mostly propped up by Sneedgangers and Shrekchanners. Proto zoomer days. It was very gay and cringe, and back then, I was a little bit more protective of this website to say "Let's do something to fight back" because from 2008-2014, I was very much in the camp of "hip roo rah" 4chan, our secret club. back in the Tumblr and Reddit wars. 2. It was also to fuck with the mods, because also around 2016, that is when I got into a personal beef with like, two of them in specific, because of much older beefs that go back to 2007. In that, I played a, how to say "The culture of the garden needs shit and mulch to grow on" so I was tilling the soil as it were to keep the garden healthy, which put me at odds with a particular mod because of his applications vs my own. I was never a "good guy" in that sense, just kind of the junkyard dog that got around. That changed around 2020/2021 when my Umbrella Corp project got hijacked by bad actors, and I loaded up The Machine Designed Specifically To Kill Squidward/ /trash/ tank and went for a drive On that drive, I discovered more things, and got a little bit more destructive in my driving to the point where are at today, where I'm still driving, wearing a wolf pelt, wolf skull, and still throwing missiles at seemingly random to those who don't know the full trail and story, to the point where regulars got interested because "Who the fuck is this random faggot going around causing issues and launching missiles everywhere?" Then again, I'm being vague if I was direct with you, you wouldn't believe me anyways, because you'd have to give me credit for ALOT of things.
>>24636699The funniest part about it too? The answer is right there, for anyone to see, literally told straight to your face, but because lack of context, or the need to not give credit to an "enemy" the answer escapes most people. Even those who have deep dived, Nat, Argentina-san, don't capture the whole story, and pulled back once they got a basic idea. The former does not dive deeper, because to dive deeper would spoil the fun of his game and fascination. Very Joker to Batman sort of mindset "I don't care if he's Bruce Wayne" with Argentina-san, it is more so a thing of "There's no way it goes that deep" but also "This is leverage towards you and many others, you'll face your judgement one day at a time of my choosing" Very Bane mindset, from someone who noticed there was someone familiar beneath the wolf pelt and wolf skull, if only first looking into it because he was one of the group asking "Who the fuck is this guy riding around in a tank throwing missiles?" Which only really happened post hack, which for whatever reason, I think my old friend, thought was one of my missiles, or blamed me for rallying up the hackers in the first place. Which admittingly, was a bit hurtful to hear to former, but I cannot deny the latter, because yes, I did chase them in my garbage truck, specifically I found some curious things in their little roaming gang and the reason they even had a banner/flag to fly under was partially my doing as well. But the directedness, and truth of the events are lost to time, held to those autistic enough to deep dive, and to the autisms of those driving around on ancient machines throwing missiles and explosions. If things ever truly settled down, I might actually sit down and go a legitimate q+a/ama about it.
too long; did read, but I don't feel like I want to reply to all that
>>24634299I’ve not had a pass, I’m afraid, I’ll think of where to archive my stuff though
>>24637543It's implied that your witch patron will give you a 4chan pass.
>>24637543just a fluke of memory then>>24638313hey dats against da roolz
>24638339>da roolzWhich one? You can gift 4chan passes.
>>24638392you can gift thembut password sharing a nonoand gifting suggests offsite communication hecka sussorry
I need to take an Ritalin and put on some pve build video before I read a /qa/booferwoofer post.
>>24639575that's really easyretards need culling.
I love reading /qa/booferwoofers posts and I love my ritalin bottle
>>24639575>>24639644I read every long post here. You learn something new each time. I consume spirit drink.>24638408>yes but excusebad witch patron
>>24639669I used to read everything that happened in /hap/ and /nah/, but for some reason I stopped paying as much attention after the move from /trash/. Why? I couldn't tell you.
>>24639690I don't read anything in the happenings thread.
>>24639713The Anon that never happened.
>>24639713Have you ever used it?
>>24639713Why? It's probably the best general on 4chan
>>24639775>>24639732Visited? Yes. Read? No. They're their own thing now.>>24639798You just posted in the best general.
>>24639856>You just posted in the best general/ohm/ mogs to be entirely desu with you
>>24639713I read everything in the happenings thread, along with /nah/
>>>/v/743004258>>>/v/743004259ran out of images already but I STILL GOT THE FIRST POSTBY A SINGLE POST TOGET FUCKED
I hit my knee real hard cause a moth spooped me and now it hurts a lot
>>24640857get well soon
Bum o
>>24641841who is she and who did she eat
>>24642565ninnin the kuuhenki (mythical moon creature in genshin impact) consumed her fellow kuuhenki for sustenance. gluttonous beast is she. (picrel a different one)
>>24642919wild
>>24644255it's spelled "would"
>>246450834u
>>24645094if i took off trip, would you die?
>>24645125despite irish to czech drinking genesi'm pretty sure there's cockroah dna in there somewhere at this point
>>24645132i got a dna test and i'm like 89% european white, 1% bedouin, and 10% ashkenazi jew
moths are good
>>>/v/743073205if you're not afraid of getting a 3 day ban you can post porn whenever you want. you really shouldn't do so on a blue board however, such posting behaviors are disruptive.
'nother post to avoid being a 1pbtidoid
The beach is nice this time of the year.
Last time I visited the beach, I forgot to turn off the car headlights...
>>>/v/743093065it's glaceonthere was supposed to be one for every singe run in the event but i kinda never finished most of them, and wasn't active in the threads often enough to post even half of what i made.they're mostly just slight edits of templates i made using mostly the mspaint fill tool.here's what the glaceon template i used here looks like before coloring and any other edits. i have a version that has normal glaceon colors and no colors at all just because sometimes there might be games where starting from nothing is better, but sometimes starting from what is basically glaceon (or whatever eevee the program randomly chose) is better.however none of them have a face even in the templates. so there has to be some uniqueness to each of them somewhat.
>>>/v/743093123thank you kind sir!
>>24646389also that one in particular was drawn in in haste during the run so the quality is lower than many others the thread never saw
In my headcanon, Matteo is Guatemalen.
>>24646318>>24646754Why were you in Mexico?
Vamos a la playa oh o-o-o-oh
/nah/ meetup in the beach? We can trick /pol/, /v/, and /mlp/ to show up to boost our numbers.
>>24647660that would require me to go to a beach and my flesh would be searedwait until winter and i'll do it
The beach is quite nice, however time hsd changed things. What a creul mistress time is.
Saw furries at the beach, in this humidity and heat? Also sand is neat, it shows up in places that weren't even met with sand. Now the sheets are handy. Like a candy cloud. Also, strawberry and vanilla frozen custard dipped in chocolate is absolutely heaven.
Nobody tell /qa/doge he's in the middle of a desert enjoying heat-related delusions.
>>24648182some of it is real but ges a traumitized schizo from blood chan in 2012
by the way im blood chan
>>24648266hi blood chan
>>24648293i'm also called letoif you understand we are the same person every thing will make sense my villian is a loser sociopath
>>24648399/qa/doge is your villain?
>>24648468nohe's a moron asking for attention
im also not them but you're literally schizo
/qa/ doge is troon lol i have rears of evidence lol
c'mon boofer woofer you wanted it lol btw my link is a peon who is a tech in psychiatric facilityhe's been obsessed since 2012
>>24648676proof?I also wanted to ask about your magical system. Is that an appropriate topic for you?
>>24648690He's been compromised simple as
zi have 200 morenobody will say anything unless they want to go to iail
>>24648704>you go to jail>doesn't matter if you're innocentsure kid
>>24648698Is he being blackmailed?
>>24648791yes lol
>>>/v/743141434just a little bit of fun i decided to give the threads
Tomorrow will be another day.Tomorrow will be a new day.Tomorrow you can try again.Tomorrow you will be better.There will always be a tomorrow.
>>743152576>>743152580AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAfucking gacha faggot beat me by 5 seconds because I got a fucking cloudflare captcha MY WEEK IS RUINED
>>>/v/743152576>>>/v/743152580
>>24648676>>24648698>>24648791>>24648799That's news to me. Today's breakfast is pancakes and coconut.
>>24650085EhKKK Id got woah!
>>24650212Yeah I like smoking crack because it gives me magical powers too
>>24650367Your sort of touching on Plato's Cave here, spiritually. I think that if given enough time, a mind that was exposed to previous stimuli would begin to construct it's world from that knowledge. If you took someone who was alive for 20 years, and you snatched them away from the world and put them into a scenario like you are laying out. The mind would likely take what it knew, and would try to create a new simulacrum from what it already had on hand, so to speak. What it would be capable of from there? Who is to say.
UghThreads always get weird with the /qa/booferwoofer. It is like the supernatural precedes him or something.Anyways, I practised taking some nice pictures of cats loafing on walls and roofs to get a feel for the camera. Really nice to finally be able to seemlessly control the aperture and ISO. I really look forward to this new day. It will be better. In the inspiring words of Brasil Anon: "Stay Hard /bant/."
I'm bored and feel like making drama
>>24650646why do you talk to kids lol
>>24650686I was being facetious. I mean no harm, /qa/booferwoofer. >Harrison Bergeron>is a satirical dystopian science fiction story writerYou truly are a wellspring of information. I will read into him after I finish Brave New Worlds.>considered supernaturalStop poking at the demon gorenest. Last thing anyone wants is for the /nah/ to be another schizo cesspit. >>24650703I like children. They are really cute and say the darnest things. It reminds me to see the world through a more curious and honest lens.
>>24650751I know you like children lol
shitstorm incoming
Bruh has 4chan pass and Nordvpn What is a vpn for?
Oh he won't answer lol:skull:
>>24650785xDthe 30 he spent on shitposting i spent on my gf and to post for a year
We know your secrets lol
>>24650854I'm a daemonYou're guilty too
reminder "aeris"/sako is a confirmed pedophile
bruh meases with little boys lmao
>>24650972I know pedo
pathetic pedophile
>>24650992I know different but nbd
Name your associates and just by that it becomes suspicious
i'm a program running in the background a daemonwhat's it called blackware
230 wishes saved up
They're not your wishes if you can't hold them in your hand.
>>24649508tripfag cult endgameanyone wants watermelon flavor AIDS?
>>24651008only known a few spaniards on /bant/care to identify or make it a guessing game?
>>24647434>>24651325He might know
>>24651303>tripfag cult endgametripfags today are small time compared to the powers of old
chapter 4 of the bant manga has gotten so bloated that drawing one line makes the canvas take 1.5 seconds to update
>>24651817You need an editor to loom over your shoulder and whip you straight whenever you so much as think about writing a yuri bant-tan arc. I can be that for you. (I will enjoy shattering your soul and revel cracking each shard into bits under my heels.)
>>24652006You're annoying and gay
>>24652059>You're annoyingThat is a given.>gayHappily married. So I guess I am gay (happy).
>>24652168Larp
i think the JIDF is attempting to recruit meshould i do it?
>>24653041nodo not engage the targeted advertising to die for israelnot your problem
>>24653041Absolutely, you get special discounts
A windy morning it is today, the surf is quite foamy. Very calm and relaxing.
Yesterday was a really fun day So many nice stories and pictures to take. I visited 3 different churches in 3 different towns. Amazing how it is all the same rituals and boredom. Today might be a bit slower, but I hope I can still take as many pictures. I kinna relied too much on the A+ mode since the others kept rushing me and I kept getting lost….Hopefully Aunt will teach me the bus routes so I can go to the center by myself. I am using the stock lens that came with the camera. I took a few pictures on my phone because I couldn’t properly capture a structure or perspective. Lol, i was literally lying on the floor on my butt at one point because i really couldn’t capture the shot i wanted with the camera. I must have looked crazy to the locals.
I really want to visit the beach, but transportation on my end is limited. Best pictures of bodies of water i will be able to take are lakes and rivers. lol, last night you could really hear the frogs croaking . I asked if people hunted frogs for eating and i was met with laughter and looks. I was serious. They told me no but in some parts they do eat frogs, actually, they told me that there is this place where they hang frogs and rats in some part of the country as a “ritual?” I dont know. I was really tired.
>>24654697>I finally have QADs name! Someone told me on the ndcmu. He's so fucked, especially since I have his twitte4 as well and his pixiv. I even found his kiwifarms account and lmao KF already doxed him because of the PL stuff.>I'm going to hold off on the reveal until later this week, because we need a full ass display for this one. The doxing, humiliation and summary execution of QAD???>>24654795>>24654803You're really in Mexico? What part?
Well this is curious. Is someone familiar at the same hotel as I am? If so, that's quite interesting. A fun little tension, let's meet at the bar at 8pm. I'll be in the blue floral print shorts.
cryptic threadI don't have the security clearance for this
How disappointing. I finished my Mermaid Water, hoping that the friend who was on the hotel wifi earlier this morning would appear...but no such luck. I even put on the blue silk floral shorts and the black hibiscus top. Here I thought we could settle things with a drinking contest or a seafood boil. I suppose that was just naive thinking on my end. Shame. Maybe we could've duked it out in the ocean too, or settle the tab via pool. But I suppose such is the way of the coward, to strike from shadows, and leave a man lonely at a bar. I can't believe i got stood up. How grnuinely frustrating, and annoying. I was even going to pay for drinks and dinner. Oh well, I suppose I'll run off with some handsome lass or lad instead tonight.
>>24658533I refuse to believe you're wearing this...https://www.google.com/search?q=hibiscus+top
>>24658693I often wear floral print tops actually. Also woke up in the arms of a tanned lover, so I suppose i should thank ND for standing me up last night because I got to enjoy making love to a drunk handsome stranger. I was hoping it was going to be with a mentally ill internet schizo but oh well.
Played billiards last night and won 3 games. One small glass of Bacardi Silver mixed with water was enough to get me rowdy. I really am a lightweight…..Today I will visit the Metropolitan. Gonna bring my camera. Really hope i dont get hustled or my stuff snatched from my hands. Pray for me /nah/ners.
>>24660219Good luck!
Home sweet home, I will miss the beach but I won't miss the sunburn. My forehead and crown got it hard. Hopefully nothing happens within the next few days to make my forehead scrunch with a headache.
I thought the beach vacation was a metaphor.
>>24662071No, it was literal. I got a hotel and went to the beach and got laid because ND stood me up while either staying at the same hotel, or signed into the hotel's wifi. Which kind of confirms where he lives too, which is really neat, but I'll keep that under my hat unless he decides to be an anus.
>>24662118someone likes to play bold games
Status Update: We ended up not going to the Metropolitan center. Instead, we went to a different city known for its lake. Been showing off my Japanese.
This /qa/booferwoofer soapbox drama...I just can't....it's not for everyone, I guess. I will stick to reruns of Frasier instead.
>>24662241You can impress Mexicans with Japanese, yes.>>24662390Sherry?>24662136that is an average day for him (or the other him)
The frogs are particularly chatty tonight. I wonder what they are saying.
>>24662409Again, there are like, 5 of us. It all depends who is signed into the server at the moment. There's only ever one that one speaks to, but which one of the five is signed one? A mystery. This is not mystery, this was stated a very long time ago on /trash/ or was it /r9k/? I can't remember. Maybe it was one of the others. >>24662136Yes and no. This was a happy accident that served multiple purposes based on various whims. Also, I think, for whatever reason, come tomorrow, I'll change my tripcode. >>24662390You don't like Twin Peaks?
>>24663285You know what? I think I'll do it now, just for a neat little sideswipe.
yet another of my friends from highschool has produced a babyit's a complicated feel
>>24663285>I'll change my tripcodeCracking secure tripcodes would require making millions of 4chan posts, since they can't be generated without the server. He would get banned long before that, so you're safe either way.
>>24663507I do personally enjoy the message of reassurance and hope, however, I've come to learn to not underestimate a tech autist's grudge if given time and motivation spite. There's a few notable examples, Leto obviously, Ecker, that one Israeli spammer, heck, even myself to some degree. I mean, 4chan was specifically hacked and had PII and other things extracted specifically because of a tech autist grudge. Such things are not impossible if you allow a spiteful person enough time, resource and technology to see their desire made manifest. Especially in the age of Claude Fable, and ChatGPT 5.6 Sol Pro 20x zones, as well as account skimming, hijacking, simswapping, C2 bot networking, and P2P blackhat semi public foruming, the concepts we say are "safe" really truly aren't, we must simply hope that someone does not have the time, intelligence or grudge enough to pursue such goals. Me personally, the one underneath the mask? I'm not a techie, I'm more of an art kind of person, even I can think of a way to essentially run a little brute force sandbox utilizing some open source tools, and a little bit of creativity here and there, especially in the modern age of handholding. Cryptography isn't rocket science, and it is only as secure as its keycodes are, a dedicated enough autist, can and will, with the proper motivation, undertake rather Sisyphean journeys to see their grudges played out, as Library of Babylon it may appear to the sane observer. (The important part to remember is that tech autists are never sane, ever. These are the people who do great and terrible things specifically because they are angry, bored, or simply wishing to see if it can be done.) tl;dr I appreciate your positivity, however, my gut is telling me "Do not underestimate the tech autist, that's happened far too many times before to often the same result. A preventable headache that could've been avoided if the whole 'No one is stupid enough to do that'"
>>24663653Yes, I was commenting that from a "technical" perspective, it's next to impossible to crack a secure tripcode. But from a "feeling" perspective, I understand. If, for example, some schizo said he was actively targeting my email account, I would change the password too, even if I was 100% sure that there was no way he could crack into it.
projectile ejaculation hit the back of my phone and my beard.
>>>/v/743372124never understood tea. it just feels like weaker coffee which i never really understood either.
All they drink is coffee here. Every morning and every night before bed a pot of coffee. Cafe de olla. I like the smell and notes of cinnamon, but I am already getting sick of it. I am really craving some mate and some genmaicha.
>>24665009You VILL drink the 'ffee
I dont want the mud water!!!GIMME THE GRASS BREWED WITH BOILED WATER INSTEAD!!!!
>>24664316https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31AqRVt87Jc>>24663805Mmm. Thank you for understanding and entertaining the left field of a strange individual in that. It's a shame I can't really ever translate my perceptions into normal people words, even when I try to, it either sounds esoteric, or overly concerned or odd shaped. If you play Pokemon ,it is like the Pokemon Absol. "Oh hey, I am seeing something bad going to happen, I should convey this message" "Bark bark bark" "What the fuck? You did this?!?" or "Lol, that won't happen" Living through multiple disasters kind of makes one a little paranoid, and over triggered on the "Hey, be careful, be safe" trigger, and its hard to translate that through the various fogs of irony, sincerity, weaponizations, and various scales of autism and ego. Likewise, did you know, there's a 1 in 15 quintrillion chance to quantum tunnel through a wall every Planck second? It requires an absolutely beyond human comprehension luck tick of the clock. However, it is not impossible, given infinite scope and time and very precise timing. It doesn't really work for multi modled atomic structures like ourselves, but it does happen with things such as electrons, protons, photons, quarks, and quantum particles. Imagine that, having a 60 mile thick lead absolutely safe cube, and somehow, because of the RNG of Quantum, a photon somehow, shows up in the absolutely safe cube, because of Infinite Time. We would conservatively view this as impossible, but in an Universe not fully understood, the concept of Impossibility is ultimately a lark. Give the Universe enough RNG and time, and even the most impossible of things becomes possible, especially at the quantum level. Whether that translates upwards is ultimately dependent on how organized the domain is, and how in control one is of the cascade resonance that occurs afterwards. Dr Silvana states dt/dx(a−b)^2 divided by t+x and walks through wall.bmp
>>24665141Did it work? Did you mean to be from Bharat? If so then very good sir, Good morning saar. If not, then good morning saar. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3xRtliT1cI
My clones blogging algorithm seems to be working as intended.
To help out the little archivist headache, "search for dogesquad on /trash/ " You keep on confusing the singular mask for the full picture when there is an amalgamation of subjective individuals that lays underneath the mask. One is the boss (who is the scariest guy) One is the artist (me) one is the techie, one is the shitposter and the other is the scout. There have been different people in and out of the team. Think of a Dragon parade costume, you're getting lost on the dragon, rather than the individuals within the costume. You arent looking for an individual, you're looking for several individuals, that's why you are confused in your narrative and growing mad chasing it, because nothing is lined up. Remember the story of the blind men and the elephant? It is similar, but inverted. You see the elephant as an Individual Whole, in this case, it is an Collective Individual, made of Individuals. Tl;dr Your data isnt making sense because you arent chasing 1 guy, at the current time, you're chasing 5 of them. Youve unironically (which is a word) walked into a greyhat INTops think tank. >Why are you telling me this? Simply, to make you more insane, simply by telling you the truth. It's an absurd truth, but its the truth behind the inconsistencies, the contradictions, the weird "always present beyond normal time" the pressure is to make you accept the absurd truth and become insane, or continue to reject the absurd truth with an equally insane theory that all things involved, are just one man. Of which.m, to fully applicate the latter would require you to acknowledge and hand a lot of credit for certain things. We both know that is not possible for you, because this game is not about truth, it is ego struggle for you, because your paper thin ego has been bruised and you wish to get a "W via humiliation" when such a thing cannot possibly harm me in any way. The only real answer, is simply to walk away, before you go fully mad, because that is my win condition
>>24665773and here's the truly funny thing. "By continuing to engage is only serving my win condition, because your sanity is waning significantly, and I have stolen precious moments you cannot get back." You cannot rewind the clock, you cannot un say the things you have, because you've approached things as an Individual in the face of, quite literally, a gang. You were, for the most part, never fighting a fair fight, you were and are, being ganged up on. The funniest part? This has been true for a very long time, even before you. It is the only sane answer to deal with groups of individuals working under a similar collective banner. Sharty? Lulzworthy? Terrorgram? Com? 764? You'd have to be insane to go in at it alone, and you'd have to be insane to imply that someone would do so alone as well. The only answer is to say "None of it is true" but if that is the case, "What are you actually chasing and why?" Likewise, if you say "Some of it is true, some of it is false" where do you begin to start on it, when truth is uncertain? Your subjectivity? That has been incredibly corrupted, which is my personal end goal as this personal individual under the collective mask." If you wish to believe it all as truth, that is equally naive, because are you so willing to abandon objective in lieu of a subjective of a group that openly states "I engage in narrative editing for an unknown reason?" Then again, Objective truth has never been your goal, just a way to either entertain yourself, or nurse an ego wound; which is why you continuing to play is helping me reach my own personal goal, of making you so insane where you lose control of your own personal narrative to the point where you are not able to tell the difference between Truth and Fiction, subsequently stealing more time and sanity from you. >Why? Because I can, it entertains me, and hones my skill for actual issues and targets. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZ3CLPaoGSA
>>24665773>>24665873what mental illness causes this
>>24665917Borkerplasmosis. It's like toxoplasmosis but from radioactive Shiba Inus.>much sickness>much bork>uber radical
>>24665773So... what you're saying is that you're they/them?https://youtu.be/RgZZBwG7slY
>>24665917Sincere answer if approaching through the Individualist stance: Sociopathy, mixed with Machiavelli escapism for the sake of subterfuge and entertainment; in that, tech autism eccentrics, mixed with a bit of para social oddities such as schizoid and paranoid schizophrenic tendencies. The same kind of madness that Stephen King has, or the average content creator who is intensely bored or ulterior in nature. in psychology, this is known as Venetian Guild Merchant persona. >Utilizes a mask to sell you on something, but secretly undermines and controls the market prices for the sake of entertainment. If you want a more philosophical answer, assuming you aren't looking at the "/qa/doge is one person mental illness take" That's a good question to ask. "Why would a group of people be pissed off at another group of people?" Perhaps it is not a question to ask in the group of pissed off people, but rather to ask of "Who/what pissed them off?" However, that requires having to place the blame on something else rather than the preferred answer. >>24665934That answer is also acceptable, it's as equally absurd as the others on the table. The question "What is the actual answer?" Go ahead, figure it out, go down the rabbit hole. I could ask you ask you similarly, considering you're doing something similar, but with a different application. Then again, this is wonahderland, we're all mad here aren't we? Perhaps these little answers are best, or lack thereof. >>24665949Ha! Well played! I appreciate that pun. Have I ever told you that I quite very much enjoy Final Fantasy VI? Kefka is quite the interesting character, especially his final boss form, made of many individual parts, each a part of the grand collective after his full descent into madness. That and he's nihilistic, handsome with a wicked sense of humor, he's a video game character that is literally me. (Subjective interpretation varies) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9EYAivLczM
>>24665989I didn't really expect a comprehensive answer, it was more of a "get a load of this guy!" kind of post. thanks though I didn't read.
CHECK IT FUCKPIG
>>24666003Ah, my apologies in that, it is my personal nature to answer things when asked. Perfectly valid response because it's really the only real solid defense when you see something boggling. "What the fuck is that? I'm avoiding it" That's good survival mechanics. You're welcome however. >>24666014You'll have to be a little bit more specific friend.
>>24666196>You'll have to be a little bit more specific friend.>>>/sp/156809986
>>24666221...oh. Well that's bollocks.
>>24666221Did the refs play for Argentina again?
>>24666244unironically the dirtiest match either side has played in several world cupsthe referee carded two just stop them from stalling
Meanwhile in the Absolutely Safe Capsule...https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1782147452256598.mp4
>dodge is actually 5 dudes in a trench coatI get this hilarious image in my head of a cartoonist's editing room, where 5 guys are writing posts, and running them by each other before posting; kinda like that Wacky Deli episode from Rocko's Modern life.https://youtu.be/bUl6YneNfSo
>>24666357Lmao, that is pretty funny yeah, but it's more like an episode of Whose Line Is It Anyway? It's semi scripted, but mostly improv. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mm0hlfMPbLI&t=12s >>24666377>Willingly opens a box labeled "Warning, opening this box will make you go mad." >Opens box>Gets madWelcome to the club, now get in here.
>>24666377this is a literal containment thread
>>24666397Indeed. Now only if we could keep our regulars contained, rather than them free ranging. You know, things used to be simpler back in the day. Everyone had their little clique, their own homeboards. Sure, content farming was always a thing, but no one really stepped on the toes of another unless it was a really big problem. Then 2020 happened and the concept of the selfish little fuck became the norm and we now live in a day and age where high ego spergs think it is okay to go on multi board, multi site rampages, and causing a problem for multiple people based on individualistic stances at the cost of various community and site health that continues being inter-site and inter board quarreling. It would be nice to go back to those simpler times, where we weren't all trying to strangle one another for internet sleights and ego bruises, but also not engaging in like, literal terrorism and Child Grooming. >Yes I'm aware of the irony in the statement, but I didn't start the fire, the boards have been burning since Covid was forming. I want to say 2016-2017 was the tipping point, this was when Discord, far right accelerationism, and oddly enough, militant transgenderism movements popped up as well. It's like when Tumblr died, its corpse turned into the nuclear trans wasteland that most people are aware of, and with Discord/Far Right Accelerationism kind of magically appearing during 2015, and accelerating in 2016-17, the two met into quite the terrible storm. "Look, society is rewarding the blue white and pink, doesn't that make you feel green black and red?" Then covid happened, and boy howdy, did all things go out the window after the milk of Tumblr's corpse and black/redpilling of the later 2010's had a chance to grow, resulting in a generation of Ipad tards with 67 zoomer mindsets to act like punks and toss out common courtesy out the window and form internet gangs out of once relatively harmless cliques. If only we arrested Kony in 2012...
>>24666221Shartsentinia got a clean win for once in the tourney. Congrats, Argentinian tranny.
WARNING: BIG DAWGS PLAY HEREhttps://youtu.be/sqw90xibWaE?si=TDHbC6phd0YC3XOB
>>24666523https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6ozHscfyfY
My body hurts from all the walking. That is the only thing I know for sure. Tomorrow the ladies will show me how to make doughnuts. Baking was always my weakest aspect. Hopefully they will set me straight. I hate mexican food so much. I really want sushi or italian.
>>24667263is sushi a thing that exists in the country formerly known as Rome?
am big dawg but ficking /bant/uhhh..all fishtank threads should be banned for redirecting to reddit.
time to make /qa/doge disappear>he (or they) leave when I post>>24667321sushi with avocados?>>24667263what kind of donuts?
>>24667400An ordinary anonymous 4chan poster? >>24667330KAIJU FIGHTKAIJU FIGHTKAIJU FIGHTSKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOONK!
>>24667461has it been 5 years yet, doge?i forget
>>24667704Perry the Platypus?!? Set up and joke aside. Hmm. 1. Nat2. Archive-kun (be still my heart) 3. Incidental character number 284. DT 5. Sans Undertale from Undertale6. Definitive and Objective proof of non terran sentient life. 7. An actual moderator. And I can't quite remember, but I think I want to hold off on the Mcdonald's fight, whomever you are in options 1-7 because there's no one in the area who can properly make it there for a decent fight.
>>24667744well, it isn't an actual moderatori'll check back next year
>>24667744>snans>on this board>at this time(line)it's worse
>>24667998Lavos? The World Devourer? I thought Yosho was handling that! Quickly, I must summon the Doremi clan and the Bury Pink Coalition to handle this grave situation for the Spikedog has breached containment and we mustn't allow the jejs fefs and topkeks be destroyed!
Violent monkey/4chanX keeps opening random tabs about itself on my computer. I am nervous.
The frogs are quiet tonight. It started pouring for a bit. I hear one lone cricket chirping. A somber night.
This migraine has been eating at my soul. My body really hurts. Tomorrow there will be doughnuts to be made, like hundreds. I dont really feel the that same morale and enthusiasm like i did earlier. I have to do this for grandpa. No one else seems remotely interested in preserving his recipe. I cant let his memory die.
>>>/v/743412721Trick question it's all of them
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