We're going to pin him down and take turns fucking his bussy and giving him prostate orgasms. We'll have him bound and chastised. Then we're gonna run an ass-to-mouth train on him and give him a bukkake. This isn't a shitpost.
>>24768742>stirbywho is this individual
>>24768742as a CSBS (certified sissy butt slut) it is not feasible to rape stirby as there is no kind of anal pounding he would not consent to
>>24768748Say da word op n I will shoot dis nigga dead
>leos gay fantasies
>>24768793I'm sorry for being brown
>>24768748Fuck off jeet
>>24768742you're a deck boy so you probably get raped daily by other crewmen and love it
>>24768748Germany's biggest fan living in Poland. He loved to larp as a Nazi, even doe his great grandpa was killed by Nazis.>>24770893He is a CAPTAIN. His crewmates call him sir, or cap'n.
>>24770893I am a CAPTAIN. My crewmates call me sir or cap'n.
I love the casual saar bullying in the middle
>>24770893Says the Bangladeshi with a bleeding asshole
>>24770893CSBS detected
>>24771779It's just leo projecting and vpn hopping
>>24770940>>24771761>>24771902capn wouldnt appreciate you usurping his title, deck boi
Another buck got broken
>>24773175the raped
Stirby went to rapeape for protection
>>24771761nigga you're the captain of bunker barge or some shit get yo goofy ass out of here
>>24774499*get yo goofy ass out of here, sir
>>24774499Does this look like a bunker barge to you?Stirbibi on the yardarm btw
>>24775550stirbibi must walk the plank. stirbibi must walk the plank. stirbibi must walk the plank. stirbibi must walk the plank. stirbibi must walk the plank.
We're doing it, brothers.
Are we doing that or not?
Yes, all. We have stirby chained down and ready. Go ahead and have at him
>>24780508How long has he been down there? If he's hungry, we gotta feed him some Ukrainian borscht. Otherwise he will bite our tralalala off.
>>24780530Erm, so small problem.Stirby escaped
>>24780866Throw a leg over, boys! He's headed for the Badlandhadesh, that varmint's got a three-minute start, and I aim to make it his last. Move!
>>24780883It’s no use, sir. He’s into the shitty seas off South Asia and I will not risk sending our men into those disease ridden watersI advise we let him scurry back into his hole and wait for him to poke his head out his dung heap again
>>24768748ceo of r/feetpics
Report all sightings of stirby. Nothing so far
No stirby today
Watch shift
>>24768742Sounds like a good time, do this to me
>>24791167He prolapsed
>>24793248Understood, will continue to keep watch
He’s back. When he arrives, grab him