A towering sail above the river's flow,The coolest dino that the earth could know.With crocodile snout and paddle tail,No king could match its mighty scale.Supreme in waves and on the shore,The ultimate, amazing dinosaur.I LOVE DINOSAURS AAAAAA RAWR
>>25005620This thread is awesome!RAWR
>>25005642RAWR
>>25005732Cute Spino
SUMO TIMEhttps://www.twitch.tv/midnightsumo
dinosaurs...
>>25006431yes
My favorite dinosaur? It's gotta be the futasauras rex.
>>25006452are you mocking my dinosaurs?It's called futabasaurus..
I went Döner posting in /twg/
>>25005620dinorawr
>>25008546hi brock sama
>>25008556good mornin
>>25008557I'm drunk
>>25005620this is so cute how do i get a pet spinoand spino thread is the best thread :3g'morning husband>>25008431i bet they love it and have nothing negative to say at all>>25008557hows brock today c:
>>25008565>>>/vg/581336098
>>25008564whaa how?it's only 10:25>>25008565good goodday offcar stuff hbu
>>25008569I always drink
>>25008574bwuh, same.prost!
>>25008576
>>25008568looks like everyone is having a good time and u've really having some fun with the twg bros ^^and that looks really tasty asfuck>>25008569just got to work a short bit ago and onmy first cup of coffeea bit too early to tell but shits been crazy ass busy lately wat are u doing with ur car?
>>25008568i was gonna reply to the thread too but i got shy
>>25008593It's lots of fun in there. Some feisty faggots from time to time but it's mostly good time. You don't have to be afraid of them. They'll ignore you if you don't talk about warhammer tho.Did you know that the german word for "all" also means "empty"?
>>25008593in a bit a buddy is going to help me find leaks in the evap system, time to turn off that check engine light.
>>25008597sorry hubby i got busy at workhmm okay i might make a sillypost then again for funzies hehei didnt know that about the german word for allwhy is that?>>25008618sweet, i dunno anything about carsim a vehicle dummy
>>25005597>plz clanker fix my shizzzzzwe have all done this lolhope it works out hehe>>25007411the cool thing about EMD/dubstep is that it spans all musical genres, you can have pop, punk, rock, metal, EDM musichave you listened to any Illenium, Dabin, Said the Sky, Slander, or Nurko?other than slander, they are mostly melodic in naturehere is a few songs i like from them and def not hard dubstepi do like whats called as 'dirty dubstep' too but not the ear bleeding kindhowever its some wide low bass wobble wubby goodness, happy to link those toomy tastes are particular and i dont like that stuff thats boring, repetitive or makes my ears hurtgoes hard (but not too hard):https://soundcloud.com/blankemusicau/synchronisehttps://soundcloud.com/blankemusicau/sunrisemelodic and very mello and uplifting to the spirit:https://soundcloud.com/illeniumofficial/illenium-said-the-sky-verahttps://soundcloud.com/dabinlee/i-see-youhopefully these two examples can give you an idea of the range i've been intodef into the harder stuff lately though
>>25008722No idea.. the german word doesn't make any sense.. it's just there.
>>25008726i've heard that many german words are....strange or have odd meanings but i dunno the detailshubby i wanted to text u today but my work is too much D:i must....do things ...
im gonna cry
>>25005732Do you know what is the thread of yours called, which is "#1" and when was it posted, because it is currently #75?
>>25008742No, german words mostly make sense, they are just fused words. It's english words that are nonsensical. >>25008803Cry on my butt.
>>25008839yeah...im nonsensical because....of...the languagehubby im really gonna crytoo much work and pressurei've already considered quitting and walking out at least 5 times today alreadyand i would certainly nuzzle and cry on ur bubble butt>>25008833we didnt start numbering them until like thread 20 and the subject would change depending on husbands moodsearch by OP from swizzyland containing 'aeris'https://archive.palanq.win/bant/search/text/aeris/country/ch/type/op/i think this was the original threadhttps://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/24240983/#q24240983
>>25008864If I am not wrong, your Swiss hubby is the one, who in the original thread have said that he dated three girls
How do I cope with sucking at vidya
>>25008864You do realize that when you tell your boss you are feeling horribly unwell he'll have to give u the day off? You don't even have to state details. Medical things can never be demanded. Just do it u dumb gay
>>25009299yeah thats him, plenty of fags have dated women at some point and realized just how terrible they areeven as fags we still like fem shit too including their shapeits not uncommonwhy do you ask?>>25009397im terrible at vidya and only play easy gameshusband yells at me for being so bad but its fun>>25009493its not like that though, there is an huge amount of pressure to do well and preform and keep up but im having trouble doing thatim losing my mind and im ready for someone to lose their shit on memakes me tear up and wanna just run out the door :(hold me?
>>25009717Hubby, this is not some banter. Tell your boss immediately that you are not feeling well and need the rest of the day off.
>>25009745i wish it was that easy hubbyits my responsibility to take care of this stuff
>>25009745Mr. Swiss, what is your version over why you dated three girls as you mentioned in the original thread and is it true that in all of these three instances it was a sexless relationship?
reading the first thread brings back some memmy'si was a little too skiddish and shy at the time to reply and mordy had a hate boner for aéris and was trying to piss him off and it didnt work for the longest timeand still had a crush on that other anon befor hubby and i were hubbiesthings have really changed a lot since thencuz now that other anon hates me
Just another story, just another day.I love me some interpersonal progress.
>>25010478bulgarian anon wsa curious about our originating threadi wonder how autistic he isand umhai :D what interpersonal prrog's have u made friend?if u wanna sharei love the deeper stuff ^^
>>25010510Wouldn't hurt to ask him.Hallo Ears, I hope you've been well, been busy with personal stuff.Me? More "confirmations" rather than progress, or better said smashing my head against the wall one more time just to be sure it really is a dead end.I mean, that is progress but not in the literal sense.
>>25010510I was just asking a question. Also, do you get triggered by this: https://stonetoss.com/comic/stumbling-blocks/ ?
>>25010610i try not to be too blunt with people since that gets me in troublebut i shouldnt be so fearful on the chan but uhh idk i like being nice to ppl i supposeyeah im ...okayish....almost cried like a few times today and have thought about walking out at least 3-5 times alreadywork pressure is getting a bit more than overwhelming...sigh>confirmationsdoesnt sound like its a good thing...err...desirable thing. Srry to hear and i think if im reading in between the lines correctly about what that might mean feelings are tough>>25010656its all goodi dont get triggered over anything really and try to aproach things with a logical mindlooks like a sex joke about prefernceswe like jokes and silliness
>>25010773The thing about the aformentioned Stonetoss comic is that:The first panel represents a straight couple.The second panel shows the straight couple being confused of what it shows to represent a male homosexual couple, which the latter shows what you and your hubby probably represent.The third panel shows the straight couple being shocked at what it shows to represent a lesbian couple.The fourth panel shows the straight couple also get shocked at what it shows to represent a male undergoing MTF bottom surgeryThe fifth panel shows the straight couple also get shocked at what it shows to represent a female undergoing FTM surgeryThe sixth panel shows the straight couple also get shocked at what it shows to represent a black man, who is very well endowed, who tried to fit it inside the asian womanThe seventh panel shows the straight couple, where the female one goes directly at her male significant other in distressThe eight panel shows the straight couple witnessing the orgy of the remaining ones
>>25010832you should stop making terrible posts like this but that is just my opinion
Absolute Bruhgaria>>25010773There's a big difference between being bluntly honest and honestly blunt, pun intended.Sorry to hear, hopefully you'll find a way to manage better without having to resort to act like a different person. Just remember that sometimes slamming your fists on the higher ups desk is worth the risk.I'm witnessing him being better in his own way, that's good enough to me. Let the past be past and punch him if he brings it up, especially if he does so while intoxicated.
>>25010832yeah thats what it looked like to me tooa sex jokenot really funny thoughkinda mid>>25010859its an autism friendly threadim also a retarded autist and so is husband so its fine>>25010867>Bruhgarialmaooooyou seeefortunately i'm interviewing a guy tomorrow for a Tier3 position that should (should) be able to give me some reliefso i did metaphorically slam my fists on the owners deskbasically threatened him people are gonna leave our services because i cant get work done becuaes of too much work>I'm witnessing him being better in his own wayis this our mutual friend? Kinda wouldnt think so but i do worry about ...past things and current things and such
>>25012149Poggers, I hope it works out as intended.Strike the iron while it's hot, or so they say.I was talking about your hubby, yes.
>>25010867http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=puns
>>25012527I ain't clicking random links anon
>>25012509hope so toooo, luckily i have a good rapport with the ownerhe's also a bttm gay man lol >.< funny? yes. j-j-julleeess sweetness im ...im ..i dunno what to say..im so sorry, im not intentionally...idk if thats the right word...but i hope you know ur a friend >>25012542it was tl;dr anwyaysdun think he liked ur pun or somethingi thought it was perfect heheh
My body is a machine that turns food into diarrhea
>>25014015>WOOSHING SOUNDS
>>25014093Oh hubby, that Dönner was angry at me. It fought with all its might.
>>25014145omg but it looked so freaking goodnice little treat for urself is deserved from time to time ^^
>>25014175It was great.. but like most great foods, they send you to punish the toiler.I'm not hype for work today..
>>25014238this does not happen to me, something might be off with ur digestive trackyeahh i felt that like 12 hours agoit was not a great day and had to work latehope yours goes by quickly
>>25014291Well u don't down 9 beers a day, tard hubby.At least u survived ur day. Now I gotta survive mine. Kitty is MIA today.
>>25014379well thats tru, that would really fuck with things :cdoes kitty go missing often?perhaps she was fed?
>>25014455She goes missing randomly. I dunno what triggers it. My theory is she went home and they closed the kitty door before kitty made it out so she stays at home.
>>25014479kitty antics....so mysteriousi just saw the little orange run by my doortried to call it over and give a pice of chicken but it was too spookedhe's a cute (like u)
>>25014507I'm not cute. I don't bother with spooked cats, they will never come.
>>25014515i think u areee...i was daydreaming about...things todayyeah...but i was thinking maybe chicken might persuade himi did see another black kitty earlier today that greeted meno pets but still stood there and said hi kinda
>>25014543Well keep trying. Eventually you'll find a cat that wants the cuddles. I have failed with many cats here too. One tore my hand up real badly once.
>>25014598i will never stop trying for the fuzzy ear petswoah really? how did that happen?most will dart away before you can get close so i wonder...
>>25014628She came up and made meow so I went to pet her and she clawed i to my hand. Was dripping blood for a bit. Called one of those help lines where nurses answer and asked if I had to go to a doctor.
>>25014647heh she baited u hardkitty has a thing for violencebad kitty
>>25014765Yeah it hurt like hell for the entire day.. thanks..
>>25014647Even with cats the foids are unlikable
>>25014863i wanna rub on u like a kittymaybe purr a little tooor cute noises :3and stuffi wouldnt claw upromise
>>25014894What?>>25014903Hubby are u in heat again?
Dimala-sh ludhii e-l isnii-dh. Ru e-l isnii-dh, e-l isnii-dh, rudhi e-l isnii.
>>25014894girl kitties are pretty and often tri-colored>>25015109hubby i was thinking of ...well yesi wanna rub on u...a tall boy like....while standing there behind meinnocent but ...gosh im getting warm thinking abt it>>25015149ehhh??wtf did you say to me you little punk
>>25015156I think I have Tekken brain rot. I read "while standing" and immediately forgot what else u said and only thought "oh shit, which moves we talking about? Gonna do some while standing mixups?"
>>25015193i'll do some standing mixups with u whatever that meansas long as it involves being close and rubbing against u or something like thatim sure thats probably what it means
>>25015208Stupid tard hubby. Standing and while standing are not the same.
>>25015230what
>>25015244Standing is the state you are in when you do nothing. While Standing is the stance you enter for a frame when you go from crouching to standing. In that one frame you have access to a different moveset. That's while standing.
>>25015274oh i seewell i can go from crouchingto standingthats actually part of the hot thoughtsbut more in a rubbing nuzzley kinda waykinda similar to while standingyeah?
>>25015329Well now I wanna play some Tekken. Ft10, let's go.
>>25015352r u gonna beat me up now
>>25015385What did you think would happen if you talked Tekken with me? Wasn't this your plan?
Hey thread frens!
>>25015398to get beat up by you?? and have your...hand...all over me?to have you be rough and manhandle me???what the fuckthats....just....crazy...ur insane>>25015435omg haaaai fren ur early today :Dhow r u
>>25015435Hiro, I heard you bleached your butthole. How does it feel?
>>25015443Hubby your flirt attempts are worse than what the döner did to me this morning.