Stealing your gains edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gamblinghttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permitsPreviously on /smg/ >>60866434
Buy HGRAF.
excuse me why isn't the line going up?
CashGODS win again waiting for Tuesday
Hey bobos I got a knuckle sandwich for ya
>>60867320Sirs, what is a good long term buy right now, I'm open to energy, health and tech sector but I have loads of NVDA and AMD already ... chatgpt says I should buy some microsoft and amazon
>>60867320I simply DCA each paycheck into IAU and a couple other random stocksDoing peak comfort now
>>60867332I just did, at least my IB account now allows me to buy penny stocks, it's giving woolf of wallstreet vibes
Next week in the markets:What chinese chip?
slurp HGRAF you cowards
OOOOUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHH AAAAI am RECOOOOOVERING
>>60867340Dell will be $200 early next year with a forward p/e of 13. It got beaten down hard today only because their sales got pushed into the next quarter. They raised yearly guidance! Got 3 higher price targets today also.
>>60867350No. >>>/sci/16766831
>>60867347not only that but it can only be fabbed by SMIC at 7nm. which is not great when intel and TSMC are already sampling 1.4nm
>>60867373>named 'Bossman'>isn't CEO
What's going on with ULTA? Massive overnight pump on earnings before cratering today.
>oracle down 6%Isn't this a bit of a red flag for ai
>>60867378
>>60867362saar helo saar lemme dell yu how great dis company is
>>60867373How many shares are you short?
>>60867347Dang it’s such bullshit that I can’t buy Chinese semiconductors like what that Septicon stock or whatever that is on a 6% dip and guaranteed 500% in five years. Yeah the China chips thing is going crazy right now maybe it’s okay to sell desu, however 95% of nvidia is western market sales historically anyway and the chance of say a European market taking a chance on Chinese Spy Chips seems low.It is absolutely true though that there is now near 0 chance nvidia competes in China now though. It’s over. I have doubts now if this stock has lots of juice left but maybe another 100% gain nobody knows.
>HE
>>60867387>>60867388I'm all in Dell call options right now.
Niggervideo needs to go back up or I will kill every jeet I see
>>60867385lmao
>>60867320What a bloody basterd
Dude youre buying DELL
>>60867396How far out?
my grandkids told me everyone is buying "the corn" so i'm going all in
>>60867421To be fair, i have been buying pcs from this company for 20 years and never had one fail on me. That's an ugly looking chart since spring 2024 tho.
>>60867428I bought them at 9:44 am. Up over a thousand now.
>>60867418Fun fact, AMT owns and rents out cell towers globally and they had a MASSIVE $2.5 billion India branch they sold off. Despite the country being an amazing up and coming market for cell tower growth, they couldn't handle the cost of Indians breaking into all their towers to steal the copper and shit. The cost of security was too great and there security even had instances of being bribed or stealing it themselvesMind you this is a company that manages towers in Uganda, Nigeria, and Kenya just fine. The pajeets are more of a nuisance than Africans
>>60867436Very nice.
CNBC talks about a gold miner for 60 seconds. Moves on.
>>60867447I posted the same image here when I bought them. It was an insane drop given how much money they are making this year.
>>60867434swing gang only. this is an level 3 oversold alert. boomervesters need not respond.
>>60867445Africans are 10x better than Indians. I would rather live in Kenya than Punjab.
>>60867332no>>60867346no you didn't>>60867350no
SPY in Euros is down 2.5% YTD
>>60867453I was surprised. Maybe the jews are up to something.
Damn man lol I have this fantasy of buying 3500 daily google puts for 7000 bucks, I know judge Mehta will wait for after hours to rule on antitrust now though sigh. Just wasted money but what the heck man if I even got a 10% drop its a million dollars if I got 160 a share its 12 million daaamn.Sorry for useless shitpost but just feel like saying that maybe that anon who made a million dollars in a month can do it for the culture.
>>60867467this u?
>>60867445That sounds about right. Especially the bribery side of the issue.
>>60867469but the EUR hedged one has fucking stupid high management fees
/boughthetop/ ww@
not buying scamGRAF, get fucked baggie
>>60867474Hey, I posted that bush.
>>60867373>woman>pajet>homo>pedophile>pederast>"bossman" from "Saarland"I'm not going to tell you what to do with your money but don't buy this canadian scam. We don't even know what kind of sneakers they're wearing. Buy AI phones instead.
>>60867385RIP that dude. He died in the name of science.
>>60867506that was a bush? i censored it because it looked sus af
Why is CNBC adding nigger analysts lately? They don't want to succeed?
Eurobros, the signs are clear. The time to SLURP NVDIA is NOW.THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
>>60867474kek that was me and I stand by my misogyny. The historical record backs me up on this, women are fucking stupid.
Silver edging...
>>60867530Based
>bought SPX put>sell 1min later. +$20>SPX dumps ten points at 1pm exactly>could have made +$500
>>60867533Maybe we will see $600 silver. Maybe the faggots on /cmmg/ were right.
Are shorters getting squeezered @HGRAF? I mean, borrowing costs are high, I've heard.
STOP SELLING IBMTHERE'S MORE NEWS COMING SOON
>sell my $7 soxs calls expecting a fakeout>its now 7.15Direxion is the niggerest fund on wall street. There I said it.
WHY AREN'T YOU BUYING GAMB THE EASIEST DOUBLE I'VE EVER SEEN
>>60867545>he doesn't know about the fakehour from 12-1pm
>>60867530
lol why is tmobile rising? i thought it was scheduled to dump later next month
im so sick of bag holding SOXL. this thing is so fucking dead in the water. i just want out at a decent price on a friday.
>>60867530Holy based
>>60867506Post on /b/ and link it here.
>>60867549Trust the plan
>>60867320>that would be physical assault, and theft
Locked in all my calls for the next little bit. Time to play some Elden Ring for the rest of the day and get rich.
>>60867582Wait, is elden ring just dark souls with a different name?
>>60867530So OPEN CEO Carrie Wheeler stepping down is very good news?
I want to short but these fucking Vs that come out of nowhere won't let me.
>>60867601If we sell off bigly, it wont be until next week prob.
>>60867577That's robbery as he uses force very likely with the intent to get a phone. He focuses on the hand and immediately runs after the phone.
>>60867320indians are weird.
Just looked at the XRP chart. One of my brother's teammates is a high-ranking government official, and he told me to buy it last year while it was still 50 cents. I am such a fucking retard holy shit.
Reminder that if you buy graphmeme you WILL end up on a baggie general like gmetards
bought a 9/5 PLTR $157.5p @ $4.00 just before 1pm. sold a few minutes later for $4.60. done for today. did not seem worth holding over the weekend when I can have peace of mind right now with a decent 15% profit
>>60867473>that anon who made a million dollars in a month can do it for the culture.Explain>>60867563How long you been bagholding since? 70? 60? 50 a share?
>>60867373>Uses "Masters" instead of "Master's"That really grinds my gears
>>60867644my uncle did the same shit and bought five figures worth and still hasn’t sold. dude keeps buying more and shilled it in a 12-person text group message. be thankful you didn’t get consumed by cult mentality. i sold mine around $1.7 and bought back in, sold again between $2 and $3
>>60867577>>60867634>>60867637It is funny as hell though!
>>60867667as long as it teaches the cunts to start keeping their hands inside the train at all times i'm all for it.who am i kidding, they'll never learn
CANCEL ALL ORDERS CANCEL ALL ORDERS
patience is the biggest thing you can have. im strugglin now with it. should i wait or buy.but if you buy pre earnings then its gambling. 5 times it goes your way then 6th you lose it all almost. time to buy is super important. patience plays into that. thanks for reading my blog
>>60867672It is funny how they make fun of each other getting hit by trains. You just know most of the population thinks they are total morons.
>>60867665In my defense, this guy has taken massive losses (more than his wife knows) by making TSLA the centerpiece of his portfolio because he's a big Trump fan. He bought at the very top and has continued to buy because he "believes in the company."He ignored me when I gave him my positive take on GOOGL, so I guess we're 2-1 in my favor.
Buy HGRAF and SLV ITM calls
>>60867692at this point i would stay the fuck out of XRP unless you want to swing it
>>60867651Just 28. I know not to hold this super long term. Selling covered calls to try and chip down my cost basis, but it just doesn't want me to get out at a happy position on Friday. I'm not in a bad spot, just annoyed.
Reminder to stack materials: silver, copper, REEs, uranium and oil
Bros what about this, they are invested in spacex
>>60867553Yes, they're desperate. Could see it dip down to $1.30 again next week on no news... But the moment we get news we are going above $2 again
>Tariffs will now be applied to all e-commerce packages entering the U.S. as the de minimis tariff rule ends, per WSJCHEAPIES
>>60867706And graphene.
Dell dropped back down. The opportunity to buy won't last long.
>>60867333>excuse me why isn't the line going up?Dogshit PCE inflation data released today.>inflation above targets>fed by all means should hold rates>massive political pressure to cut rates>austerity in america didn't work, just run the economy hotThat's your TL;DR.
>>60867647you say that like its a bad thing.I'd gladly contain myself and never mention graphene on /smg/ again if you make a BITO-chan for me, in the same style as your VOO-chan. I don't like pestering you but I can't figure out the prompt.
>>60867445Tesla had this issue with copper thieves cutting the charging cables, so they went towards aluminum wire instead, which is basically worthless. The cables have to be thicker due to the lower conductivity.I think the only way to make India viable is to make materials that are useful, but so worthless to salvage that it would have no recycle value.Well, who am I kidding? Indians are worth more dead than alive. At least they can feed their barren earth instead of stripping it bare when they're a carcass.
>>60867744I'll consider it if you never steal my wife's pics ever again, deal?
>>60867708it also has Anduril, interesting
>>60867672>who am i kidding, they'll never learnSmartphones and the void eyes they contain compel the weak-minded to do very stupid things with them. The observers in the electric metaphysical realm observe it all, and they're laughing.
Got absolutely recked playing NFLX 0DTEs today. Hemmed in anus if you will. No V just straight up bobo cock into my ass. Hurts fellas. It hurts so bad.Anyhow, I haven't found the inflation data, was it really that bad? Anyone able to share a pic of the report and forecast etc? Picture will suffice, thank you.
>>60867774You got fucked on calls and got a matching ID
damn it just keeps freefalling
I BOUGHT THE DELL DIP TOO EARLYIM DOWN $300I REPEATABANDON SHIP THIS IS GOING TO THE OCEAN FLOOR
you lost
>>60867713buyf/a/g thread is literally over. I'll dab on them.
>>60867755Deal on the condition that you don't make BITO-chan flat chested or ugly.
>Close at 6,420>Open Tuesday at 6,470>It's a bull trap>Come's crashing down until rate cuts.
>>60867774PCE was in line with forecasts, no surprises. confirms rate cut thesis. Pretty sure this is a pull back from the 9,999 ATHs we just had. Some profit taking with derisking for long weekend.
>>60867744Never stop posting these memes of your SCHD waifu
>>60867800>CRASHING DOWWWWNNN!!!!! >not even .75%you faggots are so absolutely pathetic its sad
Sell SBSW Sell NVDA
BUY GAMBREDDIT IS HYPING IT UP
If you make it where are you moving to? For me it if Florida. I was always a bit of a prepper, so I think I can deal with comfy hurricanes.
so what, sector rebalance into more defensive areas?
SELL GAMBREDDIT IS HYPING IT UP
>>60867805she's not mine and whether or not i continue to post them is not something i can decide. that ball is out of my court. if i get my own waifu i'll post her though.
>>60867810The crashing begins next week, today is just a little taste.
>>60867815japan unironically.
>>60867672>>60867691
>>60867815100% JapanIt's so cozy and peaceful and everyone was really kind to me when I went. Probably because I only tried to speak Japanese to them
>>60867815I haven't found a place on earth yet that I could feel like I belonged. Making it would be to find contentment wherever I go.
>>60867804Ty. Most certainly so. I loaded up on tech calls for next months. Earnings plays on various tech stocks etc. Rate cuts are coming in September, there's no other possibility at this point. Trump has done a great job rallying the plebians. The pressure is too immense for fed fags to do nothing.
God fucking DAMMIT NIGGERVIDEOGO THE FUCK BACK UP IM SO FUCKING TIRED OF BAGHOLDING EVERY FUCKING THING I BUY
>>60867830CPI & PPI WILL COME IN HOT AND THE MARKET WILL DROP
>>60867836Next time you want to buy something, write it down, come back to it an hour or day later, then short it instead
>>60867838PPI is going to be thermonuclear
I need an AI microwave
>>60867320>okay I'll throw a bunch of money in I guess >SQXL>lose 1k this morning Sigh... This always happens
>>60867822>>60867826You both should watch the Nomad Push videos. Guy is homeless, traveling all through Japan. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwnw7C_LgGk
SPY call sisters, is it over?
>>60867839I bought because of fucking earnings, thinking I could make a quick buck. Shouldve fucking sold when I was a hundred bucks up but it almost immediately fell down. I fucking hate this fake and gay ass market
>>60867691>thinks they are total moronsWait... Are they not?
>>60867829Why don't you pick a climate first. Winter wonderland, tropics, desert, 4 seasons.
GOOGL is pumping, DOJ remedies must have leaked.
>>60867830>>60867838>>60867842I think it'll be the jobs numbers that breaks things. If unemployment hits 5-8%, theres less institutional inflow to retirement funds, which causes a dip.If theres too much of a dip, retail will likely panic sell, driving the price lower. We also have an issue where cost of living is too high, so people are selling out to pay bills
>>60867796Hmm ok, any specific scenario?>>60867791Thats not what VOO-chan looks like
>>60867857>please watch a leddit expat live in your dream country and ruin itno thanks
>>60867861Well with over a billion people there. Has to be a good number of intelligent people thinking they are trapped in a box with total morons.
>>60867870Funny, cause he is Japanese.
Is Mercedes a good buy? I know PE is less relevant than ever, but it had a PE of like 7.5.
>>60867859Playing ERs is a gamble, best to ignore trading on days with news (fed rates, ERs etc)Despite that, buying a straddle or selling IV options can be a good way to play ERs. You can play volatility and/or theta with condors and calendar spreads
>>60867859What'd you buy? I bought dollar general the day before earnings. It beat across the board, raised guidance and I am down almost 4%. Absolutely seething right now. Fuck this fucking clown market. I hope it burns.
>>60867815the place i live is already where i want to be 3/4 of the year but i want a summer home in san diego or santa cruz>>60867816just a labor-day bargain. nothing permanent.
>>60867867horrible thesis. the concern isnt from a technical perspective. unemployment is scary because consumers will stop purchasing things without money.
>>60867879car makers are a terrible investment, double because it's german
>sold SOXL calls yesterday>tfw dodged getting beheemedeth by more than 50% of the value on one of themFeels great
walmart worker here: the management is cutting hours across the board, even the team leads. boss thinks this is to appease shareholders.
>>60867889>the place i live is already where i want to be 3/4 of the year but i want a summer home in san diego or santa cruzNo, you must pick one place. The rest is just a waste of money. Maybe use a travel camper for a month and a half every year. It would be far cheaper.
Are you smegroes ready for 90 minutes flash sale?
>>60867865>https://ca.finance.yahoo.com/news/exclusive-google-set-face-modest-180102065.htmlCould also be the dogshit EU being soft on US tech.Sigh *boycott*
>>60867904Yes please.
>>60867869If her tits are that big, what does TQQQ-chan look like?
>>60867869BITO is a btc futures etf. so i'd like her clothing to be orange. as far as scenarios go, i'm torn between these two; shes standing in front of her desk, in her high rise corner office, smiling while handing pepe a check.she's walking on the beach in tasteful swimwear carrying a screwdriver (a mix drink of orange juice and vodka).i'll let you pick but won't complain if you decide to make both. thanks anon!
>>60867896interesting. wmt is going to play a factor in the inflation conversation going forward like it did in bidenflation.
>>60867896As a fellow associate: isnt it?Less purchasing power from customers = getting more alpha from cutting costs, of which staffing hours is the easiest to avoid.Plus we're on a 6 season calendar: holidays, valentine's, easter, summer, back to school, thanksgiving/halloween. Just finished BTS so we'll be quiet for 4 weeks
>>60867904But I already bought as Dell as I could. Won't get more to play with until my Wednesday deposit clears.
At least I solded/swapped my Solana for USDC at +209, bought somewhere around 190
How's our future look AMPL brethren?
why doesnt the federal reserve print a million dollars for me and i will distribute it to everyone via the stock market?
>NVDA June 30th$158>NVDA July 1st$153>NVDA July 31st$178>NVDA Aug 1st$174>NVDA yesterday$178>NVDA Aug 29th (final day of trading)Hovering between $173-$174is this a coincidence or does the end of the month usually cause dips?
>>60867898manzanillo, mexico then.
>>60867942Majority of options expire last Friday of the month.
1 week chart of SOXL is a mountain lol
>>60867445Africans really depend on those cell towers. Many of them that is how they are paid and pay for things. Your village might fuck you up if you mess with that.
>>60867971It's just so weird seeing africa being more civilized than india. It's a big reason I hold PLD and AMT. There's just so much infrastructure that needs to go up.I really wish there were power plant reits. Can you imagine how profitable it would be if you had a company responsible for owning and renting out all the coal, natural gas, and nuclear power plants for the continent of africa? insane
>>60867961SOXL is a swing trader’s Heaven and Hell. Buy, sell, rinse, repeat.
I've literally never gone long and not have the market take a huge shit in the following day(s).Even in 2020 when I timed my entry decently enough I think it was literally just before a day in late april/early may where the market had its worst session in a month.
>>60867997just do the exact opposite of what you would do
>>60867991I wouldn't go that far. The only reason Africans depend on cellular and micro grids is because when anyone tried to build a larger power grid/phone network, they stole everything. Now they are totally dependent on cell towers.
>>60867838It makes my member bullish when thots at Bloomberg talk about hot peepee.
Is this bullish?
>>60867997The question is, have you gone long?Me too buddy, my entering the market should be used as a barometer for the top.
Looks like BITO-chan isn't flat but not VOO sized, as expected I dont proompt any physical features or expressions, so this is canonically what they look like. SCHD-chan gets smug like this all by herself kek
>>60868007wrong thread, retard. and no.
Is the market really tanking because of Chinese chips? The same China with the $1k exploding EV cars that were dumped in India?
>STSS plumetted 40% and had trading halted>Boomer investors are finally getting crypto rugging exposure>The forums are freaking outMarkets are running at peak efficiency.
>>60868007its testing the bmsb rn. if it holds september will go green. if not it's going back to 5 figures.>>60868013she's mean to the new girl? rude.at least BITO-chan is cute. good first draft.
9/5 WMT options have a very small premium
>>60867562I shorted it
>>60868013SCHD-chan looks like she could use some correction for that attitude
>>60868027Yes. Also PCE came in as expected but much higher than Fed targets, further indicates that tariff inflation is creeping into hard data, when CPI/PPI come in hot as Sydney Sweeney buck nude with a bag over her head then the market really dumps. Only rate cuts will save us but it is all reminisce of rate cuts in 2007 before the 08 crisis.>BUY GOLD & GOLD/SILVER/RARE EARTH MINERS>SELL BTC - MSTR IS GOING TO COLLAPSE AND CRASH THE PRICE>BUY GRRR & GAMB & ASHTEAD TECHNOLOGY
HEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>60867340Why is NVDA and SOXL so heavily discounted today? Well, time to slurp.
All memes aside this is probably one of the last chances to slurp up HGRAF at these prices
>>60868079No, give me $1.00 and I'll buy some not at these prices, no way.
>>60868028kek baggie
>>60868078Dell is the only slurp you need.
>>60868028>Google it>Yahoo first, see Solana news>google it again>It's something with healthcare and medical>mfw what is going on>look further>Solana treasury reserves>sold Solana today >>60866616whew
>>60867995Ive got a 700k sell order at 30. It's the ultimate cock tease. Just keeps getting close than imploding.
>>60867320i boughted many pfizer today, are good?
>>60868104Horrible move. Tech was cheap today, not pharma.
>>60868079I regret not buying more on the dip
>>60868095Pride comes before the fallSingle German mothers investing into crypto treasuries with their measly thousand euro savings is surely a top signal.
Will Crashtember rear its head before close?
>>60868104I want Pfzier. They went up $55 during the pandemic. The next big pandemic is AMR pathogens, that was originally thought to be next. Roche has 3 AMR antibiotics under research right now that would be big so I want to buy it too. Its probably not going to happen until 2050 though.
It actually really struggles with BITO compared to schd
>>60868125No because of the rate cut.
>>60868126Next pandemic is scheduled for 2119.
>>60868117This is possibly one of the most important factors about trading/investing about. It's less about the money. Sure it hurts when you lose. But the ego gets hurt more. Money comes and goes, if you lose it, somebody else gains it. If you lose selfesteem/value, possibly even become depressed, nobody gained.Investing and with it "winning" or "being right" becomes a (life) purpose, a source of pride and selfworth. The amount of money is second.
>>60867894>Closed my short SOXL puts yesterday>Sold new ones today at the bottomIt does feel good, doesn't it.
>>60868130Naaah, trust me. 2040-2050. People already are posting videos of their skin rotting off online ffrom antibiotic resistant bacteria. Health and safety regulations are getting lax.
>>60868117that’s a phising bot, boomer.
>Salesforce Earnings on Wednesday (-23% YTD)>and Figma (just went public last month)>and Gitlab (-15% YTD)not sure what to do
>>60868128nice! wish the pantsuit was orange but its fine... ill never mention ticker that here again, nor post pictures of schd-chan. thanks anon!
When will the EOM panic buying kicks in? Heedgies need their books to look good.
>>60868143Please delete the picture.
>>60868144So we get our housing crash in the 2030's and then a boom in the 2040's as everyone wants to stay home again. Maybe.
>>60868166Gay triangle thing saus 2036!
>>60868157Kek it is creepy aint it
>>60868157You know now they will post it even more.
>>60868166Well, September starts soon. Should I sell?
>>60868152Figma is total shit
>>60868209Nah just buy and hold
google is undervalued
>>60868209Didn't mean to reply.>>60868214Shouldn't I wait till it drops further, then?
>>60868217It won't make enough of a difference to really botherIf you want then wait for Tuesday, otherwise go ahead and buy on the red day you have right now
Lost it all on AMD calls.
tried using the provided BITO-chans to make some new variations. Grok is a fucking retarded pervert. Has no issues making her tits comically huge and struggles hopelessly to make a legible nametag. Fucking gooner AI is unusable.
What a beautiful day for gold and silver and ai dashcams
>>60868230How much was it?>inb4 $20It still sucks to lose though. Especially when you realize all those hours waging were basically for free. A full year of waging only to lose all that money on stocks? You could've just been a neet for that whole year instead.>>60868241Lol can I see the comically huge tits?
>>60868101>700k sell order at 30.jeez man if that were real that would be scary. it may never hit 30 this year, maybe in 4. I wouldn't want to be in that position on that, I would rather have a 190 sell on nvidia than that.
>people said "in may, go away" but it was up like crazy>people saying septembearits going to be up like crazy again, isnt it?
>>60868271If we get cuts then yes from mid September we rally so hard it'll melt your cock off, before then it'll be bearish for about 2 weeks on bad CPI/PPI reads and the street will use this as a profit locking opportunity to sell en-mass and shakeoff weak hands and accumulate good stocks at better prices.
STOP SELLING 645, YOU STUPID GREEDY BASTARDS!!! IF MY CALLS WONT PRINT I CAN GET A RES AT DORSIA TONIGHT
>>60868269no bc it will start to render the pic and when it gets half way through it triggers its censorship rules and zaps it. it has no middle ground. either flat chested in conservative clothing or fucking hentai.
Probably gonna pump to 6500 in the last10 mins, we had such moves several times after PCE, especially when they are the last day of the month
>>60867530Fucking based because it's true
>>60868287
>>60868291And they still didn't post it on another board for us.
>>60867894SOXL isn't going to be worth messing with anytime soon
its different this time
>>60868316That's always a good thing to hear
>The closing order quantity is greater than your current positionfuck im trying to buy. what does this mean?i have one share of the stock and am trying to buy more. interactive brokers
There's the end of month dump...
>>60868287>Calls>Before the long hot Labour Day weekend>At the start of Septembear>At the end of a meltup rally to dizzying all time highsYeah you can kiss those dinner plans at Dorsia goodbye Batemen, I'll see you Tuesday morning if you haven't necked yourself on Sunday.
>>60868287There was no reason for the pump during the speech about jackson's hole. There is no reason for the market to be at an ATH. I went 100% cash back in July. I don't give a shit if mouthbreathing redditors pump it up another 20% this year. I am not in the business of predicting the braindead actions of retards. The fundamentals are simply not there, not even close. Even 600 is high.
GRRR TO PUMP TUESDAY YOU HAVE 90 SECONDS TO BUY $20 CALLS
>>60868333Trips Truth TrukeHowever I will re-enter for October earnings.
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!How did it go this week!?!?How did it go this month?!?!
>>60868342Ahhhh, feels good man.
>>60868342Down 0.94% today, but up for the week and month
>>60868342Today: -2.04%This Week: -1.25%This Month: +6.45%This Year: -34.68%Got fucked on the last day of the month... and not in a good way, and in more ways than one even...
>>60868342-$9,034.29 (-1.26%)Not great, not terrible.
my broker stopped me from buying. it gave me some error warning 3 times and there was nothing different about my buying than usual.
bears getting uppity going into september
>>60868270SOXL. It's hit 29 twice.
Can’t wait for September. This is going to be such a great bullish month.
>>60868342Between SOXL and the exchange rate down 60k. Today hurt.
>>60868363The santa rally will just blow them the fuck out
>>60868368they're really keeping it under this year. I think you might get it in nov/dec but it may just slip under, they're really keeping semis down.
I hope you people pic related today.
>>60868375Santa rallies were cancelled in 2024
My new strategy is up .82% since I bought
>>60868382I bought $350 of SOXL for the giggles.
>>60868342I closed out my calls I was holding since April for 5 figs.
>>60868383I HEARD THAT, CURTIS!
>>60868382I sure did
>>60868342+$702 this week that's enough to cover my chocolates and sodas
>>60868382I buy every dip, EVERY
>>60868382I bought 60 Dell and 15 nigvidia.
>>60868400>I bought 60 Dell
>>60868396Based dip buyer
>>60868152Figma balls.
>>60868400went all in on DELL dip. step it up.
>>60868396Based dip expert!
>>60868382that was last week
With the market closed until Tuesday I don't know what to do with myself.
>>60868426I wish he did say something like this and watch people panic sell for no reason.
>>60868431It's time to go schizo mode and post on /smg/ with your ramblings
>>60868435Keep in mind the biggest news of the month was him buying a cheap health insurance stock and thinking about buying a train company. He is old school.
MY TESTOSTERONE IS OFF THE CHARTSIM TAKING YUGE RISKS
>>60868438Okay, so the key to longevity (and later immortality) is DNA damage, but we don't have the tech to repair that. So the key is protein misfolding, which damaged DNA makes. If we can correct a portion of that then I think we can extend our lives. Now the protein of critical importance that by weight makes up the majority of your protein is...
>>60868406That’s it, I’m buying more.
>>608683421% + thank baba
I should have figured there'd be a dump before a 3 day weekend...
I seriously dont understand why they just didnt let JetBlue absorb SpiritSpirit airlines is like watching a limping dog waiting to be put down
>>60868474That forward P/E is crazy low on Dell. It only went down because they had a delay that pushed sales into the next quarter. Yearly guidance went up!
>>60868497i regret selling my Dell for AMD. They tanked right after i bought, im seething.
>>60868342>>60866509Easy day today.
>>60868342AMD buttraped me. CELH and BABA kept my porfolio from dying -0.44%
>>60868482The problem was the airlines were under capacity. Many already had too many planes. They don't need to pay a premium for equipment or routes or terminals, when they can buy that for pennies when the company goes belly up.
>>60868406been awhile since i seen those star gens
>>60868342>+$254.33 (+0.22%)rebalanced into some reits at the perfect time
>>60867373>lead chemist is from "Saarland"the memes write themselves holy shit lmao
>>60868342today >+1.37%week>+1.15%month>+9.87%
>>60868342MINUS ZERO POINT ZERO ONE PERCENT.
>>60867373>woman CEOI think I'll pass.
>>60868532anon don't be sexist
>>60868508>star gens???
>>60868539that's star from star vs the forces of evil. an anon used to generate slop porn in that style some months ago. I remember them well.
>>60868532while i 100% agree, Lisa Su's pretty good you gotta admit.
>down 60% this weekbuy the dipBUY THE DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP
>>60868545Oh okay, I see it in the preggo picture with the hearts on her cheeks.
>>60868550Not yet, I'll consider buying at around 30
>>60868342It continues.
>>60868545I never watched the show so I stopped genning them.
>the capital of indonesia has been on fire from riots for 5 days and I had no ideathis world is weird
>>60868342I am unironically doing very well if I you pretend Nvidia doesn't exist. It's literally cancelling everything out but I don't want to sell until at least high 180s.
500k hellhole here. I have been contemplating going all in on TSLA for a reasonable 2x. We just came out of that giga symmetric triangle. The measured move would be around 660, right on the 1,618 fib extension. Of course, I would probably dump at near 600 to not get too cute. This aligns with the seasonal xmas rally on TSLA. Cmon guys, I need to 2x. I have no job. I need to get out of this hellhole. I lost my online income. Im fucking depressed. Looking at my account and seeing 7 figures would cheer me up. Even tho I would go back to 6 figs after I pay taxes. Cannot win. But I would be closer. Slow and poor 500 is too shit and I dont want to get a job. Im from EU so 1 million € im balling.
>>60868568i never watched the show either. she just gives me boners.
>>60868532Far-right misogynist bigot cis male detected.Are you intimidated by empowered women, sweaty?
>>60868568>>60868577https://youtu.be/ldi4ns4_v6U?si=z0NYN3QVJLRFRz1i&t=746Looks fun. Dimensional scissors at 12:30.
Complaining about a woman CEO is retarded. Women are perfectly capable of running a company. But a THOT CEO, that's definitely a no go from me.
>>60868532Why does becoming a CEO make you pass better as a woman?
>>60868594that's 100% not true, women should not be in leadership
>>60868594Marissa Meyer at Yahoo, Meg Whitman at eBay. Those two at the top of my head destroyed these companies.
>>60868594>>60868603Let us not forget the recent cracker barrel fiasco.
>>60868607>go woke go ACKKK
>>60868612>Stock dumped on logo news. Company forced to back down. Stock went back up when fem CEO's retardation was overruled.That's not really a convincing argument anon.
>>60868593dont care. star is gooner fuel and her cute friend too.
>>60868603>>60868607>>60868532>blocks your path
>>60868622she passes as an old chinaman.
>>60868607>Let us not forget the recent cracker barrel fiascoI submit to the court the evidence.
>ARM
>>60868622That's a great example, given under her leadership her competitor became the most valuable company in the world.
how about a new ladsgo on you know you want to
>>60868653
>>60868630>That financial performanceMan, and the best they could do was to try and change the logo?
whats the point of maintaining a portfolio with safe stocks to bet on over the next 5 years if people can just do 30% in 3 months buying single stocks???
>>60868653Baking.
>>60868630On one hand I think the evaluation had been rather unreasonable for a few years. On the other nu CEO was rather retarded with the re-design.>>60868619Tried an old prompt with the newer models, can defiantly see the improvements though still a ways to go. I can animate things now but it takes a while.
>>60868661because you can also lose 30% on single stocks and people have wives and childrenrisky stocks is an incel's game/biz/ is /r9k/ with slightly more courage
Women owe me sex.
STOP REPUMPING CRYPTO
>>60868701New Bread
>>60868684>BTC at its lowest since July and falling>Is this crypto pump in the room with us Bobo?
>>60867815strange as it might sound, I think I'll stick to my current state of residence: Mississippi. Cost of living is low, land is cheap, and crime isn't too much of an issue outside of the Delta and the shittier cities like Jackson. It's not too hard to LARP as an antebellum plantation owner here if you got a million or two. Hell, I could probably have complete control over my hometown with that kind of money, start-up my own shitty little political machine and everything.
>>60868342-3.6% day-6% week-3.5% month
>>60868797Do you know Jeff Brantley?
>>60869827>hey southerner, do you know this other southerner?dat's racistbut yes, we shop at the same piggly wiggly and everything.
stealth drop
