I will not work under a female manager.
Just fuck her into submission, bro.
>>60870082>come on anon time for our one on one>she takes you to a cramped office room>braapft!>oops exuse me haha>disguised inhalationsseems not so bad to me
>>60870082My female manager doesn’t care if I’m late to the office, doesn’t care if I’m on my phone shitposting all day, and doesn’t care if I take a 1.5 hour lunch break. Not all of them are retarded uptight roasties.I’m also /fit/ and 6ft though so who knows how differently she’d treat me if I was ugly
>>60870088I will not have relations with an employed woman.
Faggot.
>>60870082Ok anon how bout this:>its a female AI manager>also a Pajeeta AI>with a very thick Indian accent>trained on KarenGPT>you only get two 15 minute loo breaks>your office reeks of curry as an added bonus
>his work is so low value that a female is his hierachic superioryike sboy
>>60870126this lol
>>60870110I'd immediately cut power to the server rack or terminal that allows access to such an accursed piece of software into the office.
>>60870082I do my best work from behind them
I don't have a female manager per se but I share a floor with a team that has one and she's a fucking nightmare. Literally walks around repeating coworker jokes at the top of her lungs.>YOU WON'T LIKE ME UNTIL I'VE HAD MY COFFEE>YOU HEAR ME? I SAID YOU WON'T LIKE ME UNTIL I'VE HAD MY COFFEE>IF I WIN THE LOTTERY I WON'T TELL ANYONE BUT THERE WILL BE SIGNS>HEY- IF I WIN THE LOTTERY I WON'T TELL ANYONE >BUT THERE WILL BE SIGNS>I'D PULL UP IN A PORSCHE 911 AND SMASH MY LAPTOP AND YOU'D NEVER SEE ME AGAIN.>LIKE I SAID, IF I WIN THE LOTTERY I WON'T TELL ANYONE BUT THERE WILL BE SIGNSI pray for her to get laryngitis nightly.
>>60870082I had my mother as a manager and it was awesome. I could talk back and yell at my manager without being afraid of losing my job. Wtf are you going to do? Fire me so I have to move in with you and you have to cook dinner for me? Lmao. Also she let me do whatever I wanted because the other two people we worked with were so fucking lazy and would complain to corporate everytime me and mummy yelled at them. She'd also make egg and bacon for lunch everyday and either bring chocolate cake, buns or make pancakes everyday. So one of my co workers gained like 40kg in a year. She was pretty good at her job though. When she quit they had to hire three guys to do her job
>>60870126kek this. the only thing gayer than working is working at a job literal women can do
I will not work. PERIOD. I will leech off parents, I will make some money with crypto and if I don't make it. when they die and I run out of money from the inheritance, I will kill myself. Simple as. But I'm not gonna work. Not gonna happen :).
>>60870082>my manager is male>his manager is male>his manager is female>her manager is male>his manager is female>her manager is male>his manager is the CEO, male>the two females are literally the only rational, logical, and compassionate ones in that chain>the males range from incompetent to schizo psychosMommy managers are unbeaten.
>>60870648Please?We really need an unreliable schizohttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pathological_demand_avoidance
>>60870627lmfao
>>60870092>my boss doesnt do her jobNot exactly inspiring confidence here
>incels alone in their rooms type words that sound cool to them
>>60870126>I will submit if a superior male boss tells me what to doKys cumgurgling faggot wagie
All wagies need to actually be offed
Your loss, pal. Meanwhile true changds here are thinking "harder, mommy"
>>60871286>volunteered for punishment
hating women is gay
>>60870082Meanwhile my productivity would skyrocket if I worked under a qt woman manager who encouraged and praised but also chided and demanded from me, like Denji from chainsaw man. China seems to have figured this out.t. 30 yo khhv
>>60870082Based
>>60870082I want a female manager who everyone in the office thinks is a cunt. They are the ones who get shit done, come in, do their jobs, and fucking leave. Every time they have always liked me and we got along great
>>60871477they like you because you are a cuntkissing faggot who validates them as leaders.
>>60870082Same, I quit my last job after they made me subordinate to a fat middleaged women with a girl boss complex.
>>60871423wake up man
>>60873251Wake up from what? My dream that is very easy for some company to make a reality?
>>60870082good idea
>>60873221Yeah. Most men give off weak, feminine, submissive energy without realizing it. And very simpy and cucky tone of voice and behaviour that is subconscious. Being in office is more than enough to cuck you.
>>60873317Fuck, i think this is me. It's just that i don't like others to hear my voice and thoughts.
>>60873348It is called the “nice guy.” The subtle body movements, eye gaze, tone of voice etc. Look at Eric Trump vs Donald Trump. They are soo fucking different. Donald Trump oozes confidence (whether you like him or not) and girls DO pickup on it. Attraction is not a choice. And look at Eric Trump. So fucking cringe.
>>60873348Also, the office environment is very low test. Working with girls also lowers your test.
>>60871200Everybody on earth has always submitted, and always will submit, to a superior male.
>>60870082I usually get along well with female colleagues, my only problem is that they don't stop talking about their life, they usually stop when I mention my shitcoins or something from note.fun, they don't like information in general
>>60870082That insecure?
>>60871074you're not cool just because you have aids
>>60875890Takes strength and conviction to go against social expectation. You are weak and subjugation is your just rewards
>>60870082i boughted b0nk and useless because unipcs told me to. no regerts. i'd imagine i'd enjoy getting pegged by a powerful female manager for being a bad boy.
My last manager was hot af, huge tit latina, adhd spaz but i loved her. I worked so much harder for her then went home and zerked off to her. Rinse and repeat.
