He's gonna fuck my stocks over the weekend isn't he?
On one hand, if he's dead, it means no more tariff drama, which is good. On the other, it means no more pressure on the fed, which is bad. It's crabbish long-term.
If Trump is dead then the handlers of Vance will start a war with Venezuela, Iran and Russia, all at once. Trump's death is unironically very bearish but you are too politically obsessed to understand that.
>>60870985>too politically obsessed>proceeds to tell us his schizo /pol-tier theories
zoomers are cooked
>>60870942I hope so. You have no sense of whats happening, and the results thereof.
Why are people saying he's dead? He hasn't tweeted in a while but what else?
>>60870942Oh you know it
>>60870942Its actually fucked if he dies because hes unironically very anti war while his direct successor is giga isolationist and pro war at the same time. Vance has no powerbase either meaning he will do as told and we end up invading venezuela or some shit. This is bullish as fuck for defense.
>>60870942If he dies, market is kill>uncertainty regarding crypto legislation>whatever chances of Putin actually ending war scrambled, Vance would be starting from zero
>>60870996It's very sad that you don't understand how VD Vance taking presidency would be best for Palantir stock.
>>60870942I'm already preparing my ass for the worst, since he annihilated my dogs the only thing I can expect from him is to somehow get the 50k my note.fun gave me, I can't trust the cheeto with a wig anymore
>>60870942are we not bullish on Vance? He likes crypto too, right? That group sex coin where all the simps banged that one fugly Jewish woman and then got arrested seems right up his alley. At least that was my 3 second take on it. I don't care if you agree.
>>60870942if he's dead it means DJT is going to squeeze so his senpai can exit pump that shit.
He's already fucked your retirement. Jeet scammer private equity firms and credit card loans to niggers are now bundled into your 401(k) lmao enjoy and thanks for playing.
>>60873297>you don't own anything like you would never believe, radical leftist
>>60873297Just don't allocate funds to that shit. You'd know this if you had a 401k
>>60874194yeah I thought you can choose where you invest your 401k
>>60874194>>60874467Yeah you can "choose" the same way you can "choose" to not invest in funds committed to ESG anti-white gayness. Remember when ESG was an entirely "optional" thing when it first started?
>>60873297Only a matter of time until businesses place Company Match dollars into a private equity fund of their choosing.
>>60871027Shop's closed on Monday, hombre.
>>60870942Yes.Funniest joke of them all though is the fact that if he is really fucking dead or about to die, you can bet your fucking ass the stock market (and therefore, crypto, because we are tethered to the stock market, like it or not) will both collapse in a matter of weeks thanks to retarded, gay and deeply emotional fud from his billionaire butt fuck buddies. He WILL ruin your gains if he's alive and he WILL decimate them if he dies, we can't escape him. Still holding on to my faith for USELESS but this little orange nigga is making shit very, very difficult.
