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The highest my portfolio has ever been was 110k during the peak of 2021 altseason and I couldn't sell because I didn't have enough ETH to pay gas fees.
>>60879993You are forgiven. As all who confess will be.
>>60879990I have the urge to tell my friends I have a 400k crypto portfolio after they brag about making 20k profit. I'm up 300k and want to put them in their place but I'm scared of the repercussions
>>60880006Dont do it. You will be forgiven if you take your secret to the grave.
>>60879990i bought another LINK bag and the thing is.... i don't selling.
>>60880013You are...forgiven.
>>60880009But this one friend is so annoying, I really want to rub it in his face
>>60879990I'm going to Vegas
>>6087999052y, €pooor.In 2001 NASDAQ Nightmare i Lost 100k in lucent technologyesI 'm still here
>>60880016Do so in your own peril. Forgiveness shall be forever lost to you should you do.>>60880022You are forgiven so long as you don't do slots.>>60880025You are forgiven. It wasn't your fault.
>>60879990When the bitcoin whales started dumping their stacks the last few weeks, I sold all of mine as well. Bitcoin is headed to sub 50k
>>60879990I don't own any crypto. I just come here to laugh at the bagholders.
>>60880042You are forgiven. May your gamble pay off.>>60880045You need no forgiveness for that is not a sin.
>>60880030I could have had a family and been happy
>>60880066Its never too late. You are forgiven.
>>60879990I have six figures in crypto but I collect neetbux
>>60880102You need no forgiveness for that is not a sin.
>>60880103I lie in the forms that ask about my income and assets
>>60880123You are forgiven.
I’ve held ICP since 2021, I have amassed 15,000 and am barely above water after 4 years
>>60880188Seek help. You are forgiven.
>>60879990Ive been a millionaire 3 times and I failed to sell every time at the top. Im in perpetual mid 6 figures for fucking YEARS.
>>60879990I sold too early so I fomo'd in by longing high beta negative alpha shitcoins as a proxy leveraged trade. I now will look at my pnl erode to zero because I bet on "that one last leg up". Forgive me father.
>>60880238You are forgiven. Learn from your mistakes.>>60880253Every failure is but a lesson. You are forgiven.
>>60880263I will, thank you father.
I'm no investor. I'm a degen gambler and I will inevitably lose everything and kms.
>>60880402It is never too late to turn back and change your ways. You are forgiven.
>>60880410Thank you father, bless you!
>>60879990I sold both at the top and at the bottom
>>60879990took out (((personal))) loans to leverage tradeI owe more than I can dream of makingfuck futures, just stack spot bros
>>60879990I spent over $1,000 on SYN and now I can sell it for like $200.I have no idea how to go on chain and as such my $300 of MPL is worth $16.50.
>>60879990i have sold 0 eth, seems like ima roundtrip, AGAIN
>>60879990Bought a shitton of SON and I'm not winning, currently. No one is though, that brings me a bit of comfort. Also I FOMO'd into ETH and that's shitting itself as well.
>>60880690Happens to everyone. You are forgiven.>>60881598Mistakes happen to all, you will make it. You are forgiven.>>60881613Everyone makes a loss, even the Lord himself who loses souls to the devil. You are forgiven.>>60881701You are based for holding for so long. You are in no need for forgiveness.>>60882381Impulsive behavior is a human thing but with each moment of regret and clarity, the mind becomes stronger. You are forgiven.
>>60879990I got sucked in to crypto in the 2021 bullrun and have been self destructive in my life in every single way ever since. I've never been the same. I don't have any debt but I just forgot to keep living, It's when I begun to live inside my room and never leave, I let go of everything that made me who I was and became obsessed with chasing a dream of having just enough money to be able to finally start my life. buy what I needed to start my dream career instead of just actually starting it. And now I'm getting older and time is running out
>>60879990I still hold 5M LUNC.[spoiler]It's been staked since '23.[/spoiler]
I bought XRP at 33c and sold some so a Japanese hooker could sit on my face
>>60882615Realization is the first step to change. You will make it. You are forgiven.>>60882635Tough luck buddy. You are forgiven.>>60882642Lust afflicts all men. You are forgiven.
>>60882720Its the biz way. Make gains and bang A+ whores - its a just reward
>>60879990I sold 8 billion shib for $700
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>>60879990One year ago I sold my TRX and doge for FET I lost all my gains, worse decision of my life
>>60879990I sold a kilo bar of silver back in june to purchase a puppy without having to worry about cash issues that month. My mom could keep up with a few bills and needed help, now I'm 2k in credit card debt. The puppy is growing up fine though, so life is still decent.
>>60879990ive held eth since 2017 and didnt sell at the top (each time) even tho biz told me to
>>60879990>friend calls me a schizo for sniping integrity dao on dextools>next day he’s in the groups asking about entry points>mfw i created another zealot
>>60882776Selling early plagues many. You are forgiven. >>60882821No man can see into the future. You are forgiven.>>60882835I hope the puppy makes you very happy. Work hard to pay off your debt. As you are a filial son, as such you need no forgiveness for you have done nothing wrong.>>60882842You are unfathomably based and need no forgiveness.>>60882870You should only invest that which you can afford to lose if youre dabbling with shitcoins. You are forgiven.
>>60879990I had 500k dextool tokens when it was Pennie’s. I put 300k up for liquidity and the jeets did a snapshot of all holders and only gave me 200k worth of the new version. I dumped them at a profit but would’ve been up $200k if I held
>>60879990I think I simply let myself play it too safe amidst shipping lane concerns (have memories of food prices spiking as child) and didn't buy a dip that would've become a position worth $100+ million earlier this year. It's a shame since a lot of people could've been helped in a practical way with that.
>>60879990I shouldn't have bet my rent money. Half of it went to love on solana and the rest went to AIs because I thought they would move faster. If I don't get at least some of that money back in a week, I'm fucked
>>60880000Checked, father.
>>60879990I have spent the last few years hording cash cause I was sure the market would collapse any day now.Coincidentally it started crabbing the moment I started investing. I'm gonna buy some bitcoin next, will probably start crabbing too knowing my luck
>>60879990I was extremely stupid. I think I just got scammed for $1600 by some Hungarians for a rare item. Regular scam, not crypto. I don't think I can recover my money even though I filed a report with the regulatory agencies and my bank and transfer service. It's fucking over
>>60883033>didn't buy a dip that would've become a position worth $100+ million earlier this yearDamn anon. How much money are you playing with?
>>60880006Never tell anyone. I told my friend I have over 1M and deeply regret it
>>60879990Im still bagholding a significant amount of KNS and actually got hyped their twitter said there’s a token migration and blockchain coming. Poojar has buck broken me bros
I'm an XRP shill OH My GOD
>>60879990I scalp so much in august i lost 400 bucks in 2 days
Best thread on /biz rn
>>60879990I’m still holding shib I put 2K (it’s probably down to 800 or something now) I throw on it because I made a bet with some weeb here that it had another ATH pump to .0001 in it. It doesn’t, but the bet was that I would hold to 0 or if I won I’d pay for his troon bottom op and marry his Poor-to-Rican ass. Neither of those are very appealing and honestly I was doing a lot of drugs at the time. Still not selling.
>>60882642and these guys paid for a BBC session and got murdered and robbed insteaddont tell people about your crypto
>>60883000You play a dangerous game and I suggest greater caution. You are forgiven.>>60883033Caution prevented loss but too much caution can prevent exploitation of opportunities. You have become wiser with experience. You are forgiven.>>60883191Let this be a lesson in restraint and caution for you. You are forgiven.>>60883334You were unwise to hoard an inflationary asset but have gained enough wisdom to buy BTC. You are forgiven.>>60883365It is not over for you can wage the money lost back. Take it as tuition fees for a lesson in never relaxing when it comes to financial matters. You are forgiven.>>60883441Bagholding shitcoins can take serious toll on your health. Take care. You are forgiven.>>60883462You know your mistakes. You are forgiven.>>60883493,,, You are forgiven.
>>60883513What the actual fuck
I use to work as a meltroom operator for a private minting company that handled a lot of gov minting contracts. We would get shipments of 1k bars on pallets regularly. The 1k bars included were from every precious metal refinery you could think of Perth mint, Asahi, pamp, JM bullion ect. During one rotation while getting ready to place three bars in the furnace I came across two bars stamped bunker hill with the date 1967. I just stared at them in disbelief and hesitated for minute while telling myself , these things belong in a museum. I was already committed to putting them in furnace because the copper made up for the bars to maintain the purity at .999 was already added. I still regret melting a piece of history that could have been appreciated for years to come.
>>60879990I bought $TRUMP at $60 and I'm still holding
i roundtripped a retirement bag by being allin memes, im now 98% down from my port ath. im nearly 40 and i realized i likely threw away my last chance(neet for life, im completely unemployable)i have made so many mistakes its unreal, 100% lose streak for 9 months. i literally cant stop losing
>>60883550Thank you, father
>>60882571thank you father, what's two more weeks among friends?
>>60880006This one is tough because everyone is starting to think I'm a loser. I yapped about crypto around the stone cold bottom for a long time and then got silent after 55k BTC.
>>60879990I lost 1k on safeT bonk, lost 100 on dogbat, roundtripped 200 on LINU missed out on 4k, roundtripped $200 on Gondola missed $800, roundtripped $200 on AVI, could have pulled 1k.Do not ever buy or hold shitcoins on this board.
>>60879990my portfolio was worth 80K$ at peak 2021now its 1000$it was life changing amount for me
>>60879990buy husky avax
I lost a third of my link stack (4k) on futures when it went from 24+ to 7 in a single night. That was way before it reached ATH. My original position was 1k link. I woke up randomly in the middle of the night, panicked and kept adding like a dumbass thinking it can't dip below 10. My life would be different if I just slept through that night.
>>60879990In 2021 I forced every one of my employees to get vaccinated if they wanted to keep their jobs.They all complied. Rolled up their sleeves, no questions asked.Then the governor dropped an executive order banning vaccine mandates.Too late. They were already mine.
>>60883383That's part of what made it such a rare opportunity: I only had to put in 1K (considered 3K) to the Toshi dip on October 9th 2023. I looked right at it and turned away at the final moment. I'm not the type to panic sell because of a dip so I would've held. I believed the project would recover and climb higher, it just did so way sooner than I expected. Of course, past performance is not indicative of future results, etc.Even believing in it was part of me deciding to play it safe: I figured if it's going where I think then I don't need to put more into my existing position. That position will likely turn out quite nicely, but I could've done so much better if I'd added to it on that day.
>>60879990I'm poor, i lost more then $10k gambling on crypto futures for the last 5 years and was left with ~$200 therei started gambling again with that just way more careful somewhere around January this year, and I'm up to 2what does this mean?
>>60889358Be glad about the 2k and stop gambling immediately.Statistically, you will lose these 2k otherwise as well.
>>60879990I am a bitcoin maxi, but I have 3k in CRO and i am beeing a complete shitcoin degen with it staking it for fake dollar yield.Forgive my shitcoinery
>>60888345based, wagies are cattle
>>60879990>i bought btc in 2017 and sold after it dumped. i observed the following bull run on the sides like a retard>i was in on gme and sold before it made the jump from ~$1.50 to $3.00. i've done the math and know i could've made at least 6 figures off of that bubble>i have 40k to my name and can't find a job. i had several opportunities earlier this year but left them because they were shit. now i wish i would've sold my soul and been content with it. i study to be an electrician but even then i doubt someone will hire me after i pass my test. IF i pass my test>when i'm down to my last 5k i will purchase a mossberg maverick and blow my head off>this nearly year long stint of unemployment has allowed me, at 30, to reflect upon my life and come to the conclusion that most of my current situation wasn't my fault. 75% was outside of my control. i am convinced it is literally all a matter of genetics and luck and considering both sides of my family are white trash, well, we know how this will play out
>>60879990I am thinking about buying Kleros for the first time in years
Put all my money in Hoo exchange in 2022 and they declared insolvence out of nowhere because of Celsius and Luna. They get away with my money. Invested in NFT games like cryptocars and they get away with my money as well. Never recovered from that financial hole since now.i also shorted PEPE with the rest of my life savings last year.
>>60885991wtf how did you lose so much
>>60883612The 80 years from now, your bars too will become history. You are forgiven.>>60883627Learn from this mistake and cut losses when dealing with shitcoins. You are forgiven.>>60883631As long as you are still alive, you have not lost. You are forgiven.>>60885607Shitcoins causes pain for all, we are in pain together. You are forgiven.>>60885991With hard work, you can regain your money. You are forgiven.>>60886231You bought a shitcoin and got rugged? Many such cases. You are forgiven.>>60886325A lesson in temperance, learn it well. You are forgiven.>>60888345 You were only doing what you thought was right but seeing as you confessed, you clearly have regrets. You are forgiven.>>60889358It means you should stop gambling and invest wisely. You are forgiven.>>60889694I hope the amount in CRO is money you can afford to lose. You are forgiven.
>>60890302>>60890302Don't let your mistakes sit as mistakes. Learn from them. Grow because of them. Succeed in spite of them.You are forgiven.>>60892317I cannot provide financial advise for small cap shitcoins... but I can provide forgiveness. You are forgiven.>>60892427Remember to take profit. You are forgiven.
>>60890302It was your fault you stupid fucking monkey. Holy shit you’re retarded.
>>60879990I fell for the ICP is the best tech in crypto psy-op and have been bagholding for 4 years
>>60880016Just buy a nice car when you make it. Tbh 400k isn’t brag worthy unless you are early 20s
I tried to scalp Eth this morning and sold 53.5 at 44 and bought back 52.5 at 4450 :(
I already "made it" ($3.5m) and nobody around me knows about it not even my family and I don't want to tell them now I don't know how to start my new life and spend my money as I always wanted.Can't buy fancy shit because people will start to ask questions.I'm thinking about renting some office far from home and larping about having some important and busy job and earn fake income and spend all my time playing vidya and banging some hookers on my free time.what should I do?
>>60893027you wfh doing contracting in whatever fieldtell no one is a good rule of thumbin reality the subject is more complicated as you will see over time> Can't buy fancy shit if you follow the 4% rule you won't buy anything you couldn't afford on 140k/year anyway. don't spend down principal on lambos. keep it small
I lost $10 000 on Polymarket during one of my first bets because I did not understand the interface.For something where I was leaning mildly "this has a decent probability" (it was a multi-bracket event, not a binary "yes/no" event, I had multiple positions), I bought a few shares and I intended for it to be just $1000. But I didn't yet understand how limit orders in the context of a prediction market and the interface for them work (I'd have been fine if I bought instantly at market rates). I accidentally opened too many buy orders and went to sleep, and the next morning the likelihood had shifted dramatically unfavorably and they were now worth much less. I calculated with a $1000 dollar loss for that bracket, so I already priced that in, but I didn't calc with a $10 000 position on this shit-likelihood bracket.(Also nowadays I find even my original $1000 was too much.)
>>60892933and now you're down again, lmao
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>>60879990ive lost almost everything
>>60879990I've successfully turned $50K into $20K by DCAing ICP.
