>Dont pay taxes>Get found out>Now I have to pay taxes plus interest>I dont have enough money to pay it backWhat the fuck do I do, /biz/?
Buy some knee pads
>>60882589>Get found outhow do you know? did they send you a letter to your home? just ignore it and don't pay anything lol
Go abroad work and maybe pay it back or fuck it
sell everything you own..buy bitcoin and leave the country..
>he fell for the tax evasion memeEven criminals are smarter than you, they actively look for ways to pay taxes and make their money squeaky clean
>>60882641That’s a good point. With all the constant scamming going on there’s no way to tell if the mail is even real anymore. Could be some jeet falsifying documents and mailing them to peoples houses.
i've been telling anons for years not to be stupid and to pay taxeshtf do you think you're going to repatriate your bux and not get found out? there is a chain a million miles long. they were always going to report to the IRS and the IRS has unlimited budget and never sleeps. and even if you were arbing monero against zcash htf are you going to show up with 6,7 figures cash in a bank account with a zero basis? take up some kind of dumb hobby that's going to get FinCEN on you in the bargain?the IRS sends ME shit all the time and my taxes are 100% clean total brainlet hours
>>60882751Report all trades even dex stuff? I mean it doesn’t matter for me because I only lose on dex trades, just curious.
I used the 5 years in collage to report $60K ($12K x 5) as income. Now my base cost is $60k tax free.
>>60882713You bring up a good point. How do you even know that the handcuffs the officer puts on your hands are even real? Like, lmao gtfo libtard, I am a sovereign citizen
>>60882757yes dingus> I only lose on dex trades, just curious.if you lose on trades you deduct the loss against your earnings. sometimes you can carry this forward. spend a few hundred bucks to talk to a real tax man> i dunno man its a lot of work> (4000 unreported trades later)> omg the irs is on to me what do i do /biz/
>>60882855if you mean simple intermediaries, you can kind of roll this up. and other fees. as long as you're losing money, and can explain it during an audit, you can kind of gloss over it. technically you're not supposed toif it's a "real trade" you need to document it.
this is a psyop thread to fear anons into tax paypig status (voluntary LMAO) >>60882751>>60882855just look at this completely organic 4chan user>>60882766or this one using spreading fud and their completely organic non glow op language>sovereign citizen
NO WAY THE HECKIN THREADARINO DIES NOW WHAT THE HECK ARE THE CHANCES OF THAT?!?!?!
>>60883012Meds. Please, your family wants the old (You) back, not this weirdo incel bullshit version.
>>60883140HELLO, FEDERAL EMPLOYEE>Oh what's that sir? Claim that I owe a debt?>That's fine! Please send me an itemized bill, signed, and I will settle any debt owed!>Thank you!
>>60882589Why didn't you do anything before? Even when I bet my salary on things like kek and AI crap, I make sure the IRS is happy with me because I know how much they can screw me overYou're going to have to find an extra job to pay them now
>>60882873>this is a psyop threadno actually I made this thread as a joke because I've never paid taxes in my life.you can relax now faggot.
Very unlikely anything will happen if you just don't respondAnd if they do show up, just play dumb and say you don't know what crypto is, and that maybe you were hacked
>>60882766I bet you show up to Jury Duty lmfaooo. You good little goy, you.
>>60882589Oh no, I guess the standard /biz/ advice to not pay taxes didn’t work out hehehehe
handcuffs aren't real. jail cells are illusory. you can clip right through all of this and claim your gains. be the best version of yourself now. if an audit happens turn green and blow cigar smoke in the agent's face. literally they can't get at the money unless you consent
>>60882589I'm still afraid that something will happen to my npc, or to me in general, I've been betting on shitcoins for years and the IRS still hasn't said anything to me
Chapter 7 bankruptcy is an option
>>60887620> Non-Dischargeable Taxes: Some taxes cannot be cleared in Chapter 7, including:> Taxes tied to unfiled returns or fraudulent filings.
>>60882589Hide what you have in a cold wallet, go to jail for a cycle, get released rich, jacked, and street-wise.
>>60887636american jail is a shithole but PS2 is infinite kino
try not being a thief next time
>>60887489its because they cant do shit. millions of folk gambling on shitcoins. the whole system would collapse, so they go after real big fish making 7 figs, and even then if you werent stupid with your money it will be a slap on your wrist. a lot of fear mongering fats who fear walking out their front door, but you should've reported your crypto-cash sells, if you didnt thats retarded.
>>60882766How can the cock Big Bubba rams in your ass in jail be real if your eyes aren't real?
>>60887627>tiedwhat does that mean, lmao>don't give jurisdiction, give notice of status and standing>never file>ask for an itemized bill, signedproblem, officer?
>>60882589buy lots and lots of $useless and sell when it poomps brah easiest money of ur lyfe brah. either that or file for bankruptcy i guess. your score will be raped obviously but you may be able to build it back up again after a few years. and stop hiding money from the jew-controlled government we have currently, they can sniff it with their big ass noses.
