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09/04/25(Thu)04:32:24 No.60894375

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Anonymous (ID: eCrKb5Ct) 09/04/25(Thu)04:32:24 No.60894375 Archived

>we'll put a chalomet lookalike in designer clothes
>and we'll put him in a city
>and we'll make him have a bizarre look and pose
>and we'll use the text "True Explorers are Never Lost"
>even though that's trivially false
>and even though there is absolutely no connection between being in a city in posh clothes and being a "true explorer"
is advertising literally just a scam?

Anonymous (ID: nXvvs1P5)
09/04/25(Thu)04:33:55 No.60894379

Anonymous (ID: nXvvs1P5) 09/04/25(Thu)04:33:55 No.60894379

You just posted and distributed their advert for free so it seems to work

Anonymous (ID: eCrKb5Ct)
09/04/25(Thu)04:34:34 No.60894380

Anonymous (ID: eCrKb5Ct) 09/04/25(Thu)04:34:34 No.60894380

>>60894379
are you going to buy some Canada Goose TM (R) clothing on the back of a /biz/ shitpost?

Anonymous (ID: vfWLC139)
09/04/25(Thu)04:53:30 No.60894421

Anonymous (ID: vfWLC139) 09/04/25(Thu)04:53:30 No.60894421

>>60894375
>boy is cute
>monkey brain says buy
simple as

Anonymous (ID: 2FBBylNc)
09/04/25(Thu)04:53:52 No.60894423

Anonymous (ID: 2FBBylNc) 09/04/25(Thu)04:53:52 No.60894423

i had a canada goose jacket when i was 17, it was 15 years ago

gen z are so has been wtf, just innovate you bunch of fags

Anonymous (ID: a1L/54y9)
09/04/25(Thu)05:03:29 No.60894436

Anonymous (ID: a1L/54y9) 09/04/25(Thu)05:03:29 No.60894436

>>60894375
Remember when ads used to feature guys like Brad Pitt or George Clooney. Actual men with strong, masculine features instead of these alien-faced soiboys? If this is what passes as attractive now, zoomer girls must have some seriously broken taste.

Anonymous (ID: JfgQeCBH)
09/04/25(Thu)05:05:41 No.60894438

Anonymous (ID: JfgQeCBH) 09/04/25(Thu)05:05:41 No.60894438

>>60894436
He looks like a cool anime character and mogs you into oblivion. Get with the times grandpa.

Anonymous (ID: a1L/54y9)
09/04/25(Thu)05:14:10 No.60894447

Anonymous (ID: a1L/54y9) 09/04/25(Thu)05:14:10 No.60894447

>>60894438
Sweetie, that guy couldn’t get you pregnant if he tried. He doesn’t even know where to start.

Anonymous (ID: nXvvs1P5)
09/04/25(Thu)05:22:43 No.60894460

Anonymous (ID: nXvvs1P5) 09/04/25(Thu)05:22:43 No.60894460

>>60894380
Maybe? The probability someone does is higher as it gets distributed and OP helped spread it so the marketing works as intended

Anonymous (ID: eCrKb5Ct)
09/04/25(Thu)05:30:42 No.60894480

Anonymous (ID: eCrKb5Ct) 09/04/25(Thu)05:30:42 No.60894480

>>60894460
why not make it even more retarded and incoherent then, so it gets shared even more?

Anonymous (ID: JsyIGn01)
09/04/25(Thu)06:58:21 No.60894617

Anonymous (ID: JsyIGn01) 09/04/25(Thu)06:58:21 No.60894617

>>60894438
Hey kid- Brad & George were gay back then too. We all knew it. Price you pay to be a star. Read books.

Anonymous (ID: /23/zZxI)
09/04/25(Thu)07:07:56 No.60894635

Anonymous (ID: /23/zZxI) 09/04/25(Thu)07:07:56 No.60894635

>>60894375
The purpose of advertising is to convince golems (women) to buy things they don't need using emotionally subversive imagery.

Anonymous (ID: c04y4gXT)
09/04/25(Thu)07:10:39 No.60894641

Anonymous (ID: c04y4gXT) 09/04/25(Thu)07:10:39 No.60894641

>>60894436
You don't get it.
They have and are turning everyone into dysgenic freaks.
It's normalization and programming.

Anonymous (ID: 3WZZe6/Y)
09/04/25(Thu)07:19:57 No.60894660

Anonymous (ID: 3WZZe6/Y) 09/04/25(Thu)07:19:57 No.60894660

>>60894375
buddy, that is just a skinny person, not some chamonix lookalike

Anonymous (ID: eCrKb5Ct)
09/04/25(Thu)07:23:52 No.60894665

Anonymous (ID: eCrKb5Ct) 09/04/25(Thu)07:23:52 No.60894665

>>60894660
A little from Chalomet, a little from shalom B.