i have $500,000 in the bank from an inheritance but i am too scared to invest
good, it shows you respect the money.DCA it over a 10 year period into hard assets.
>>60913841>hard assetssuch as? property is too expensive now.
>>60913833Jesus christ the things I would do
>>60913833read "the little book of common sense investing" by John Boglehe explains what should and shouldn't do
>>60913833>i am too scaredYou should be scared of inflation destroying your wealth.Put it all in VTI immediately and forget about it for a decade or two.
>>60913833Bro I'm doing nofap can you pls stop
>>60913848He means silver/gold and real estate.You can enter the manufacturing market if you want but that is a full time job.
how do i profit off the big spread between her cheeks
>>60913833>in the bankyou invested your money in the bank. Depending on your country, check the insurance in case the bank defaults, you may get nothing, or much less than the 500k you have.
>>60913833>kek, good image to start a thread
>>60913886no mercy
>>60913833Imagine busting a fat nut in her fat pussy.
>>60913848>such as?my dick in your pic's ass lmaobut really, some boring s&p, metals, real estate DCA is not at all an unreasonable move when we're talking about those amounts
>>60913990scary stuff
>>60913833Buy gold and silver at a 80-1 ratio and just wait.
ukrainian / russian women can't do anything but show their smelly asses
>>60913833My mind is going crazy at the things I would do to that ass. The gap, the fat pussy lips, the submissive and begging to be filled position.I am becoming absolutely FERAL
>>60913874Yeah, but look at how those cheeks spread! I'm not even into anal but her ass cheeks just opened up and invite you right in. I bet it's easier to get your dick in her ass than her vag.
>>60914021i dunked 3k (a substantial part of my savings given I'm a low-pay wagie) a few months ago to see how it feelsit feels fineup 7% but I believe the jews who told me these things work out in the long run so I'm not touching it for a good long while
>>60914084what did you invest int
Ahem... The research shows that the best strategy is to be in 100% stocks with a home bias. IE, invest 60% in total market domestic and 40% international if in the US. Holding cash in a society that deems inflation necessary and good is dumb. Bonds are less volatile but have had more periods where they actually lose out to inflation and are thus more risky when you consider the opportunity cost.Realistically the average investor will not be able to control themselves with a 100% stock portfolio and will panic sell when the market dips 70% in a year so it's useful to hold precious metals and a slightly larger emergency cash reserve to mitigate the chances of being a retard.
>>60913833Give me $100,000 I'm brave enough to do it for you
If you don't own a house, buy a house.If you do own a house;>$200k SP500 ETF>$150k Gold>$150k BTCSimple as
I'd like to stick my penis inside her if you know what I mean
>>60913947Dude who is this... thats pussy is incredible
>>60913833Just play around with 50 bucks at a time and see how many times you epic win and how many times you lose. Every time you lose you must spank your hand really hard with a ruler so you learn. I'd recommend $SON and $PEPE because memecoins are the only narrative that matters and anyone recommending you alts other than ETH is begging you desperately to buy their bags and that's bad and you should not do that.>>60913947This woman is all bones, by the way. I'm not exactly sure how you people find this attractive.
>>60913841>DCA MY FUCKING SIDES
>>60913833Give it to me, I'll invest it for you.
>>60913833Just get a gf like in your pic related(?) and she will help you spend it. In a year you'll be broke, and no longer will have to torture yourself with thoughts about risk, investing, and all that. She's not gonna stay with you after that, naturally. Use a portion of the money to stack up on drugs beforehand. You might thank yourself later.
>>60914176>This woman is all bones, by the way. I'm not exactly sure how you people find this attractive.We are european
>>60913833gamestop. you can thank me in a few months.
OP you can tell this board is poor because everyone wants you to manage your own money. Go to an advisor to run your account, $500,000 liquid is about the lowest most respectable fee only advisors start at. It will cost you like $3,500-6,000 a year but you can grow your money and be at peace not super out of your depth.
>>60914172>>60914169Quit speaking in riddles
>>60914286Thats a man
>>60913833that is my college aged son. You incels should be ashamed of sexualizing people you don't know
>35 replies >no sauce This board is dead
>>60914618> I desperately tried to find but couldn't - help me
>>60914176>2/10 BMI is an odd numberlmao shut the fuck up incel
>>60914172>>60914618>>60914647>@lotus.milaTook literally 5 seconds.
>>60914330>paying someone to manage your lunch money for you
>>60913833if I Saw this I'd unironically stick my nose right in her pussy and succumb to the assbeating that lays before me
>>60913833>feetyeah that's a dude
>>60914725God the people here are so fuckin dumb it hurtsYou're ruined. You literally have never even touched a woman in your entire life
>>60914033>he said as he wiped another cheesy, orange line across his shirt
honestly with 500k I would buy a plumbing business and scale it out
>>60913833>>60913947Insane pussy and ass, I am supremely jealous of the chad that gets to slay this ho
I'M SPENDING ALL MY FUCKING PAY
>>60915249kekBut in reality a lot of dudes do this. And that contributes to women having gone insane. All women are whores was never a meme.It's a fact. Of. Life.
>>60913833invest in coffee
>>60914583
>>60914165Also, I mean hell, why not, $20k into XRP.But do it RIGHT NOW, this SECOND.
>>60914172Looks like a skeleton from the Halloween section of Wal-Mart, with clothes slid on it.
>>60913833/biz/ often told me to do my own research regardless of whether they thought a project was good and to buy now, or to buy later during a dipI often did that and even I've seen less than 1K turn into over 30K with predictions for greater highsSo be diligent and take your time and while not all of your picks may be winners you'll pick well often enough and intensely enough that you don't always need to pick winnersIf you take the time to understand why something has potential (short or long term) you'll only need to be right so many times since you'll find stuff when it's low
>>60913833disgusting synthetic fiber pants likely smell like grandmas parlor mixed with cheap perfume just look at that rug from the flea market
>>60913841DCA is for dumb shit like crypto not hard assets that are stable in value >>60913833Buy one or several home in a place where the ROI is high and use the money to either invest in riskier things or to stop working and backpack in the third world for a few years
>>60913833checked, mater mason.take 1% of that 500, and invest it as a test.you don't need to invest the entire 500.also, invest in safe assets, like gold.just look at the chart of gold for the past 20 years.line goes up forever.you can even get tokenized gold if you like crypto.
>>60914097scared money dont make money
>>60913833Buy 100k of GameStop
>>60913833>scared to invest>not scared of Inflation buy gold and maybe some silver
>>60913833Why must you tempt me like this?
>>60913833Put it in SGOV, SCHD, VOO, SPY and JEPI. Easy fucking money
>>60915367Dutch Bros BROS is easy money long term. Those lines are insane
>>60913833*sniffs feet**sniffs ass**sniffs feet**sniffs pussy**sniffs ass*
>>60913833Hi guys anal fuck shit feet ass fuck shit I have 500k fuck shit feet cum cum ass cum cum cum how do i invest cum cum cum cum cum cum cum
>>60913833What am I supposed to do if I encounter a woman like in OPs pic?
>>60915902Don't worry, you will never encounter such a woman.
>>60915855The answer was right there in OP picture all along, the money should be invested equally between feet, ass, shit, and cum, so simple, guaranteed returns.
>>60915946There was no answer there. Just a slut with very good looks, as if ether weren't millions ofthem
>>60915988Ya checked. And obviously these pilgrims are lost
>>60913833Buy Bonds. Returns are guaranteed. 4% returns on 3 months and 20 year bonds for 4.6% returns. Buy Gold. Put the rest into ETFs. 50k cash. 150k bonds. 50k gold. Rest into ETFs like VT, VXUS, VNQ.Very stable, nice income stream and you can easily take advantage of the incoming downturn that's going to happen.
>>60913947lol wtf I thought that image was fake from the thumbnail, boneyard
>>60914330>$500,000 liquid is about the lowest most respectable fee only advisors start atthats exactly why getting somebody to manage this amount of money is not a good idea unless you have like tens of millions. if he took your advice his 500k would just get eaten alive by fees for them to just stick it in the sp500 at 8% pa. might as well just keep it in the bank account or invest into it yourself if ur going down that route
>>60913833What ever you invest in now will probably be worth more in 20 years in dollar amounts.
>>60915689Isn’t it pathetic how truly primal we all are? One little glance and your brain will start producing chemicals and if you take a whiff of any fertile pheromones game over. Its that position that gets me every time but she does need some more meat.
>>60913833Maybe invest in your family, and see if anyone needs a house, or groceries
>>60913833start small, I started with new shitcoins because I was afraid to put everything into BTC, I still use the same strategy with things like love on sol, but at least now I have experience for the big boys
Thank you hungry skeleton
>>60913947That's a fucking sydney funnelweb in disguise, can't fool me again spiderkikes, I'll NEVER stick my dick into a spider's fangs again
>>60914733The dudes posting all gross and stuff are clearly virgins. Like, if one were to "ram their face into that cameltoe", the hips would shatter like hollow glass.
>>60913947>>60913833wtf kind of body type is this its so weird
>>60916832"Ethiopian Starvation Fund Style".
>>60914330The only thing advisors are good at is finding excuses on why they underperformed the snp 500
>>60913833That's a man
It's still completely, void absorbing, metal death, super nova, rape ghost insane to me that women will do this, posting pictures on the internet instead of starting families and being loved forever.
>>60914097A boring, bank-managed fund.It has high fees, which the books I've read condemn in very strong terms, and similar returns to the S&P 500, which I later put 3k in as well. Only the former has slightly higher returns simply because I began that one earlier.Afterwards I've bought a number of serious and memey stocks and ETFs. I have ~9k invested at the moment, which is most of my very modest net worth.Seeing number go up is nice.
>>60916832india-tier photoshop
>>60917081well at least you are trying. im too scared to lose money.
>>609161041.05% a year including an ETF fee is not getting eaten alive by fees. 60% of the posts here are telling OP to all in gold, I think sitting in the S&P even at a 1% haircut is an upgrade over sitting in cash, with the added bonus of not wanting to blow your head off when you waste 500k.>>60916839Poor.
>>60913833T-bills are still at 3.5%
>>60917252You are losing money. To inflation.Which is why people here are suggesting dipping your toes in, DCAing, etc, so you get acclimated and don't get a nervous breakdown.You've life changing money all of the board would salivate for, we're trying to get you not to lose it to the dollar shitting the bed.Suit yourself.
>>60914176>This woman is all bones, by the way. I'm not exactly sure how you people find this attractive.Mutts are truly mentally deranged.
>>60913833Mia Sobolov.Have fun wankers. Buy LINK. $1000 eoy. Fuck niggers kikes trannies and jannies.
>>60913833I come back to biz every 1 year or so to check if theres still threads made by normalfaggot simps that worship women like the one you just made. The day they stop is the day we've truly bottomed and i come back. None of you will make any significant amount of money, mark my words. You simpleton npcs were made to slave ur life away and die.
>>60913841>10 yearIt loses 50% thanks to inflation only by that alone. Keeping cash is actually a highly risky "investment."
>>60916548Malnutrition Melania???
>>60917386do you think just getting a financial advisor to look after for me is the best option
>>60918675100% would get an advisor and walk away from some of the downright suicidal answers here OP. If you want growth, income, stability, whatever they will help you target it and walk you through the decisions so you’re not going to lose 500k with nothing to show. Make sure you get a fee only advisor so they don’t stick you in dogshit.
>>60918697yep will do
>>60913833go to vegas and bet it all on red, either way you won't have to worry about having $500,000 any more.
>>60913947That's an enormously fat puffy clam.
>>60913833>this isn't a natural posture
>>60913833$500,000 is more than enough to do a passive income investment strategy if you don't really need to use and you don't want to do anything risky.Just invest in dividends, make sure that they reinvest every pay out, and don't touch it.
>>60917960no shitthe thing is, we have a babby here sitting on a fucking bomb and he's afraid to defuse itso lets defuse the bomb step by step instead of cutting all the wires at once
>>60913833All in on x3 UPRO. Its money you can live without. You either strike big or dont. Not many people get that dice to roll.
>>60916548>>60913947>>60913833Funny how the starving female body will rob itself of fat from everywhere except the pussy. It knows it must hold onto the slightest hope of breeding.
>>60913947That’s where you put the money, right? In that little slot?
>>60919860Doesn't make sense because starving women will lose their periods.
>>60914028And that's a good thing!
>>60919059Every analysis out there shows a lump sum investment beats DCA. But at the very least reduce the time horizon from 10 years to no more than 4.Also go over this paper OP: https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=4590406Basically do a domestic & international ETF split. VOO/VXUS are a good pair. The paper says 33/67% split between domestic and international stocks, which imo underweights US stocks if that's where you're based, but it depends on whether you think the US will keep outperforming international or whether the chink market will take over.
>>60915407>I've seen less than 1K turn into over 30KHow long did that take?
>>60913833Invest in garlicoin, palladium, and hog futures.
>>60916876money is the incentive brotherman. shes set for life
>>60920155I looked her up.Absolute skeleton but I would have so much fun blasting that puss in hundreds of different ways
>>60917981She's "skinny", but not anorexic like the poor, fragile creature with the fat mound posted in this topic.
Only invest $100,000 of it on random shitcoins that you like. I'd go all in on Doge if I were you. The other $300,000 use them for your own happiness and survival. Because man life is too short to be a bagholder cuck. Buy yourself a new PC with the best specs (like $5000), then every week buy a hooker to fuck until you get confident enough to fuck women freely, and just live, love, laugh. /biz is a den of scamming retards and you need to fill your life up with actual experiences.
>>60913833Just spend $100 a day. Thats 5000 days of spending 100$. You could for example get 2x café latte, 20 American spirit black, a nice breakfast and a nice steak dinner. Save a little for a weekly massage + fuggi fuggi
>>60913833I had $100,000 from an inheritance a year ago. I bought EVERY toy and japanese model I have ever wanted. I bought an e-bike (which was FUN a few months, until i also inherited a car). I upgraded the apartment for a 2-bedroom one, mainly to hold all my new shit lol. I helped out 3 chicks I knew for over a decade who were all on hard times... one a single mom, one in the hell of Los Angeles, and a Filipino friend who was about to lose her rock quarry business. LOTS of money went to them. Tens of thousands. I even helped my deceased wife's long lost kid "escape New York", also a single mom. I only had like 15k by the middle of summer left, but I blew through that some more, driving cross country on vacation to grab the LA chick, toss her over my shoulder, take our time at Hilton hotels on the way back, and drag her to Texas. lol. Life's been AWESOME on that decision. Marriage incoming. BUT... now I'm pretty poor again, still the same old wagey. Except... my brother, who LOST all his money getting grifted by a long-distance Venezuelan brat that ultimately fucked him over, had the foresight from a different online friend to get into XRP, in which he tossed his last 20k to spend. I was down to like 7k, tossing about 3k into XRP myself. ANYWAY, point is, with 5K you can CERTAINLY do all I did, and so much more. I say toss 100k into XRP. It's barely a gamble, but enjoy the excitement of it maybe panning out. Meanwhile... LIVE. Like someone here said, HAVE EXPERIENCES, and I don't mean dumb white people ones like, "I just won the lottery, so now I'm going to RISK DEATH by skydiving!". You can invest, by fun stuff, travel, help people AND do so much more.
>>60923545*500k
>>60923618Buy $300k s&p500 etf, $100k nasdaq etf, $100k bitcoin etfand forget about itobviously get the lowest fee etfs for eachmy performance would be much higher if I had just done this instead of worrying so much. Now I invest 100% instantly and don't even buy slop of any kind just so I can invest more
>>60923545this reads like a post from reddit
>>60920389yeah shes got such a phat ass for such a skinny bitch
How2 invest in 10x leveraged camel toe inserts
>>60923545Insanely brown behavior
>>60914036
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>>60913841Into crypto, XRP and A. You are welcome.
>>60913833Biological man.
>>60919860I'm willing to breed with her if she lets me.
>>60916548I would smash that so hard i dont give a fuck what anyone would think about me
Bro the market is never going down again. We're looking at a doubling every 6 months from now on. Dump it all into TQQQ and get rich.
>>60929857You've lost your mind, to an extent
>>60924741invest in pussy pump stocks
>>60913833>i have $500,000 in the bank from an inheritance but i am too scared to investThen buy bonds.
>>60913833>image delete
