chud edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gamblinghttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permitsPrevious: >>60925115
After today, if you still don't think we're in a bubble I don't know what to tell you.
god fucking damnit i thought so long aboht investing in oracle but whats done is done fuck it. redpill me on SMCI are they still high potential, they were being investigated because of their books. They jumped 8 percent too
>>60926289the bubble hasnt even begun bobohope you havent held your shorts
>>60926288>Adobewhat's the predictions ladsdown, right?
>>60926301i don't expect much movement. the stock is kind of priced in as a boomer software company that no one gives a shit about anymore.
>>60926274That's a man.
>>60926329and?
>>60926330Palantir and gold
>>60926330DJT
Guys buy OPEN as fast as you can, they announced a new CEO, it's already mooning AF in night trading. +20%You're welcome.
>>60926330Peter Thiel gets unlimited power now even though Palantir has such a high pe value
>>60926274That's a man
>>60926289We've been in a bubble since 1602. Get over it.
>>60926274This general is a proof that people should either invest in basic bitch stocks like GOOG or index funds.Let's check out some of the stuff shilled here this year>HGRAF>LULU>ACHR>CHWY>GRRR>GAMB>LUNRWhile ORCL (mocked here) grew by 120% as an old legacy company with already huge market cap. Not saying that people here are more retarded than the average retail nigger but still, when it comes to shilling and picking small stocks you niggas suck dick. Even funnier when people mald here after dumping their networth on a dogshit stock because of a single post from one of the local shills.
>>60926400it's septemBEAReveryone suffers in septemBEAR
>all these deleted postsGod this place becomes more like reddit every passing day. Fucking jannies...
>>60926414It has been like that for the entire site since /pol/ imported so many of them in 2016.
Anyone use AI to make trades? I'm thinking of building some agents and have them paper trade. The only problem is that analysis costs too many tokens and the latency of round trip network requests.
>>60926444What are you planning to have the "agent" do?
>>60926274Who is ready for some serious algo trading?
>>60926455the algos have been on FPGA's within a few miles of the exchanges for 20 years
>>60926450analyze data sets, form strategies and execute trades
>>60926444i've got a nice local setup - how are you prompting it with data?
>>60926444>>60926455I gotta ask, have either of you made money with real trading? I feel like 90% of the time when I meet someone doing this they haven’t made any money trading anyway and think more screens or GPU’s will fix that somehow
wew how humiliatingthank fuck my broker blocked buys had no idea they were saving me sub-IPO level tomorrow?
>>60926455so what 20+ year old games are you going to play?
>>60926470I haven't started yet. It's still in planning phase.>local setupAre you using deep seek?
>>60926476when was the last IPO that didn't nose dive for a few months or years?
>>60926400Let it be known I've never touched any of these
>>60926363>new CEO>up 26% overnightfinna short
wow i didn't realize you could have bought apple for some pocket change just a few years ago
>>60926400Easier to just stay in mid and large cap they can still do retard pumps in a day/week. Every now and then one of the meme stocks pop off and is an easy target to short IE OPEN right now. Short selling feature can’t come soon enough to Robinhood
Honestly it feels wrong to touch POWW or SWBI to profit off of Charlie's death so I won't play it in the morning
Dell hit $127 today. Hoping it hits my $129 weekly target tomorrow. Though with interest rate cuts it could go up to $132 easy.
>>60926477Not him but I just replayed F.E.A.R. and it was fun as hell, still holds up.I don't algo trade though.
when the FUCK is j powell talkinghe needs to cut rates fucking NOW
>>60926473I'm using it for paper trading you retard.
>>60926274I sold my first ever short-term hold, CWVX (Coreweave 2x ETF) for 70% profit today :)
>>60926414It basically already is like reddit. I've been banned for saying "jeet" and making fun of trannies.
>>60926514F.E.A.R is fuckin great, also played that recently. The AI is pretty cool in how they communicate and flank you>>60926519is Scam Hyde gonna fund a season 5 or just make off like a bandit with his adoptive wigger children?
Newfag questionIf gold is bought as a hedge against inflation but has corresponded with the massive run in equities since '23 , is the current bull market just fighting underlying inflation?The other idea I have would simply be massive capital transfer from labor to equity but not sure about that one
>>60926469Have you ever worked with an LLM in an agent workflow before? They're incredibly unreliable. Even in the simplest situations with perfect instructions, they will sometimes just ignore what you say and do whatever.
I made it bros, past $200k, worth $500k though but always good to see.
>>60926554What is the 300k, a house?
>>60926546ChatGPT is generally pretty good at being supergoogle, and various sites are good at making furry sloppa porn
so Palantir is gonna moon tomorrow over this Charlie Kike shit right?
>>60926542Yes
>>60926558$50k in another brokerage, rest is petty cash, PMs and crypto.
>>60926400>shilling and picking small stocks you niggas suck dickagreed im a lurker and i picked up ORLY because AZO (autozone) is just the same thing but more expensivestokc buy backs my beloved i love holding stocks long term though im a new fag so i only got 880 in my robinhood and profited only 50 bux with 400 in VGT and 200 in voog everything else is 200 ORLY 50 GOOG and 5 bux in stocks i like to watch just for funsies like a little game especially those hyper big dividend ones u know will tank constantly
>>60926559That's not an agent workflow though. With an agent, you feed it an initial prompt, and then also provide it "tools" that it can execute. So in that other anon's case, he might say>buy stocks that will go upAnd the tools might be like a stock screener it can query, historical data, check prices, execute a trade, etc... And from there, the agent goes into a loop where it takes the initial prompt, decides what to do next, executes a tool, decides what to do next, executes another tool, decides what to do next, and so on... Eventually, maybe it reaches an end state. Or not, some agents just run forever.What I'm saying is that they are not very reliable at using the tools correctly or effectively. Because there's always a bit of randomness in LLMs, they will do the objectively wrong thing for no apparently reason. Not all the time, but enough of the time that it's frustrating and makes this whole thing seem like a waste of time and money.
0dte ruined my life
>>60926444honestly ive been using Grok with a precise methodology to scan for earnings that might be worth a shit, you really have to hold its fucking hand it's terrible, sometimes it'll forget to look up the current price for shit and you have to double check, I have it using "bio-memory" or whatever, saw that shit somewhere else and it helpshes mostly right, but was dead fucking wrong on CHWY, fucker relied too much on analyst cuckolds instead of analyzing patterns and shithe was fucking wrong on MRVL and AI and CHPT tooright on PSTG, NRE puts and some other shit i forgotoverall it aint too bad but you cant trust the shitter too muchgood thing i clear about 200$ a day on 0dte spy to compensate for those losses>>60926522OH SARR YOU NOT MAKE FUN OF INDIAN SUPERPOWER RACE 2032 WE FUCK YOU COW AND HOLE VILLAGE SAAR BLOODY FUCKING BASTERD I AM THE FUCKING YOU BLOODY BENCHODE >>60926554megabasedim slowly crawling my way out of losing from 3k to 15k to 2kive learned a lot
>>60926572What lesson did you learn anon
>>60926546Yes. I use it for software development. I use it for creating UI and bug triage. It works really well if you put proper constraints.
>>60926582there will always be next paycheck to get my money back>blew up 4 fucking checks in a row already
>>60926588you could do like a backward spread, get all that good volatility while maybe losing less money
>>60926464Good luck getting rid of statistical arbitrage>>60926473Yeah, i post about it sometimes and show my gains on my moomoo system i started a couple months ago. Traditional trading isnt to hard if you buy and hold blue chips>>60926477I got a free game with one of my parts. I’ll try it out to test my system. Gonna be hard not getting skyrim on there tho. Really trying to focus on trading till I’m rich
Is there a better index than Nasdaq/S&P/Dow? Is there like a fourth or fifth index that is different but isn't like some sector garbage?
>>60926633FTSEBELIEVE IN BRITAIN
>>60926476>thank fuck my broker blocked buysforsooth, you would've made money and that would've been bad.
amazing, It's a fake and gay index.
>>60926363My brother was talking about how someone told him to buy this at 50 cents. Why were you retards shilling HGRAF instead of this?
Cmon you bitchass market, gimme some volatility. I know you traders are gonna shit yourself if rates aren't lowered.
>>60926363bruh why is it always the shitstocks
>>60926588bro are we the same person or whati should’ve quit the first week of august (uvix mooned)
i know you're all worthless but do the oracle contracts make sense to anyone?
>>60926561Yeah I think so.Also Palantir is failing at catching the shooter. It feels like Palantir is a failure.
Third-daily reminder you only need to buy Dell call options to get rich. No penny stock graphene scams needed.
>>60926588Keep in mind that theta changes exponentially as expiration approaches, while gamma increases. They inverse eachother.So you rapidly lose time value, and become more sensitive to tiny price movements. Great if you're on the winning side, doubly bad if you're on the wrong side.And don't try to sell 0dte either, because unless you're properly hedge, you're gonna have a bad time
>>60926633>better index than US markets>isn't some sector garbageMate, like 80% of SPY and QQQ is like tech lmao
Feeling toasty
>>60926633EPHE and EIDO are the big dick indexes
What is the catch with Weekly dividends?
$PLTR
>>60926801it's a distribution, not a dividend. there's no catch though, besides the fact that if they don't make money in a week, they pay out of the NAV.
>>60926801The catch is NAV erosion.
>>60926801why not just do an upstream money market fund on your cash? more liquidity
>>60926801taxes
Anybody buying digital asset treasury companies?
>>60926849like $MSTR? I don't see the point when bitcoin ETF's exist now.
>>60926828What's that
>>60926737I got paid! Should I buy more Dell?Yes!
>>60926849I've yet to hear a convincing argument for how they're superior to buying an ETF that holds the same asset.
https://x.com/charliekirk11/status/1960056637185831228?t=tPD_Yb_lwAJltgbVZmq3xA&s=19Don't let his death be in vain
>>60926876This is /biz/, so how can I profit from this?
>>60926886Maybe Israel needs a new MIGA talking head?
>>60926865The Government Money Market Fund seeks current income while preserving capital and liquidity by investing in high-quality, short-term money market instruments composed of U.S. government obligations and repurchase agreements collateralized by U.S. government obligations.Bottom line is my uninvested cash generates interest weekly and is calculated daily so you can buy and sell whatever and your cash just earns interest like a savings account in the background. My brokerage is my bank and they offer it
>>60926876No wonder (((((theyre))))) sucking his dick on the news
i dont wanna sell my stocks to buy a house
>>60925908>Up $1,800.00 todayBeen doing that almost every day last couple weeks ... If the pace continues 12 months I'd make over half a million.
>>60926869>Dollar Bank
>>60926894>i dont wanna sell my stocks to buy a housesecurities based line of credit, ask your broker
>>60926914what stocks are performing so well?
>>60926894Buy a tent instead. You can get them cheap for like 20 bucks.
>>60926888>Maybe Israel needs a new MIGA talking head?Kind of like pic related?
>>60926928you must kizz ze wall as part of the interview process. no word on the pay or hours.
>>60926482no, i'm not in a position to take advantage of the undistilled version; i've found gemma3 to be the best for general use so far, but am about to try a few that came out in the past month or so soon>>60926546if you give it very explicit instructions and keep the temperature below .8 it'll return valid JSON responses with nice ad-hoc (or structured) fields 95% or more of the time
AI is quite dope, Im asking him for ways of paying less taxes or getting exemptions and he actually goes over trough whatever evidence he can find to help me out.
>>60926920Minors and PMs. It's the 4th turning, the once every 50 years super cycle, the big one
>>60926874You can buy them below NAV now that the first wave of hype has passed.
>>60926958Which ones are below NAV? MSTR?
>>60926952I've hardly used it but I'm a big fan as an investor. I view it as a rebranding of search engines and existing technologies to be made more normie friendly. things like google and bing were too complicated but now with an app it's a bit easier to use if you're female or brown.
>>60926952For the love of god please double check anything it says. You WILL get raped by the IRS if you try to pass off an AI hallucination as actual tax law.
>>60926400dont forget MSTY and other "income" etfs that are worse than owning the SPY
>>60926946>if you give it very explicit instructions and keep the temperature below .8 it'll return valid JSON responses with nice ad-hoc (or structured) fields 95% or more of the timeYes, it can format JSON. But will the content of that JSON do what you want? Or will it just make shit up?
>>60926400HGRAF is up significantly since it started getting shilled here. The narrative that it was a bad pick was manufactured by shorts based on the extremely short-lived and unsustainable peak.
>>60927002he's cool, he told me what regimens there are that dont pay taxes for social security, gave me the links for that and told me himself to double check if i can apply for those and if needed check with accountants and lawyers, if i fucked the fault would all be on me>>60926995Corruptissima republica, plurimae leges
>>60927006didn't MSTY significantly underperform MSTR
>>60926953Based.
>>60926988Pretty much all of them, off the top of my head UPXI (Sol), DFDV (Sol), SBET (Eth), BMNR (Eth), LGHL (Hyperliquid). Some of these might never recover without a forced liquidation. Grayscale funds traded below nav for years.
if most people just lose buying 0DTE, and more people just lose selling 0DTE, where does the money go?
>>60927030>Some of these might never recover without a forced liquidation.Because they're seriously mismanaged? I assume we're subtracting debt from NAV.>>60927034It goes to theta gang.
Buy SLON.>pic unrelated
>>60927037Partially from mismanagement and partially because their main strategy is diluting or raising debt whenever they get a premium.
>>60927052>diluting or raising debt whenever they get a premium.oh right, another reason to never buy one over a crypto ETF
>have 5 shares of opendoor>sell for 5.90>it pumps to 8 bucks after closeAre you kidding me what the fuck I should have gone all in on this piece of shit a month ago I'd be up almost 3x
>>60927037the argument from one of the major MSTR short sellers is that most or all publically traded companies based on holding some kind of treasury asset, trade below NAV due to many factors, including counterparty risk.
Also if you shilled-MSTY-USAR-NEXTDOORThen fuck youESPR shill and OPEN shills were the goat, the rest of you are faggots.
>>60927008depends on what you're asking it to dofor example open source LLMs right now seem to have the visual understanding of a kid who isn't wearing their glasses - the better ones can seemingly understand the general layout of a picture, but utterly fail to properly 'see' many very specific details that are obvious to human eyesyou kind of need to play around with them to see what they're good at (or at least capable of doing and order of magnitude faster or more accurately than people) and then build into those strengthsif i knew anything about investing i could probably build a somewhat reasonable trade advisor. but i don't, so i would just be guessing and worse than useless.
>>60926676Because this board only ever shills garbage because it's populated by retarded baggies who won't fuck off.
>>60927020MSTY literally liquidates its own position to pay divvies, the only argument in its favor is that as worthless as it is you'll get your money back probably.
>>60926476Klarna was predictably going to suck dicks, it is literally overpriced (they bumped the ipo price up significantly from the initial) and underwater financially. The fact it pumped is bullish for ipos, because most other ipos have better bull cases.>>60926484The majority of ipos this year are still up.
CORN looks like it just entered a bullish trend on the weekly
>>60927083I sincerely thought Klarna would close the day up +50%.It barely pumping suggests the market isn't as delusional as we previously thought.
>>60926588>next time I'll wi- ACK!
>>60927090Watch FIGR (AI/crypto) and GEMI (crypto). The last few pop off IPOs were Bullish (still up 50% after an initial 150%, crypto related), Ligma (went up 300%, some kind of ai tech shit) and CRCL (crypto). Klarna has no hype they should have announced they were releasing KUSD.
someone should make anti-woke etfs with high management fees to scam MAGA boomers
>>60927090>>60927083IPOs are just private equity's chance to dump their bags on public traders (funds and retail). It always has extreme movements in the first week as price discovery happens and you can't even short it for 30 days. Not my kind of event to trade
>>60927087I don't like cornShort.
>>60927096I made good money on FIG but it was all on puts the week after it pumped.>>60927098I expected KLAR to move like FIG. It only popped 15% which is hilariously pathetic. Maybe it will go on a run tomorrow but it seems like even retail can smell how bad that company stinks.
>>60927040thats right, keep ur mouth wide open bitch
still not a gold/silver bull. they don't want this to pump much for the same reason they haven't normalized paper bills above $100. actual valuable physical goods are a liability and would increase violent crime such as home invasions. if you insist on investing in gold/silver, get the ETF's and avoid physical.
>>60927100>I don't likeI hate GME but I also entered a long on it for $50 today. The chart is the chart.
>>60927112>I hate GME but I also entered a long on it for $50 today.qrd?
i'm buying vgt from now on instead of voorate my plan
>>60927113>qrdThe weekly chart is also bullish
>>60926892Name one anti israel voice being targeted with bullets. There are none. You are on the wrong side of history as always.
>>60927117Huh. That's a pretty good chart.
How do I profit off of the imminent mass arrests of violent leftists following the Charlie Kirk assassination? Prison companies? Firearm manufacturers? What do I buy?
>>60927131Firearms have probably already reacted to the news. But every time there's an event like this, there's an uptick in business in expectation of a gun grab. It always ends up being a (((no news))) kind of deal, but arms dealers aren't going anywhere.In addition, this >>60926348>AI crime detection and monitoring>gold for muh collapse even though nothing will happen
>>60927136Neither of those involve mass arrests. I want to directly profit off of leftists being thrown in prison.
>>60927109>My stock picks fail because hedge funds are conspiring to keep me poordo GME baggies really believe this?
>>60927087for me it's 2X leveraged CORN
>>60927155Hasn't turned bullish on the weekly but it's about to, although CORN itself has options contracts
>>60926633 wgmi or ownb
I'm all in GGLL, a 2x leveraged google stock in my roth. Wish my luck lmao
>>60927155>2X leveraged CORN
>>60927190Anon the ticker is literally in his picture, CORX, what are you talking about
>>60927190i was actually looking to see if there was an orange juice futures etf the other day
So we red tomorrow fellas?
Reminder ONDS is going to $10
>>60927216Why?
>>60927117Shorted/smg/ is wrong about 99% of things.
dis nigga buying corn
>>60927155Nice
>>60926801YM is shit. If you want to divvymax there's better options
>>60927226a portfolio without corn has no purpose in the modern economy
interesting slide from Fidelity's investor survey>https://preview.thenewsmarket.com/Previews/FINP/DocumentAssets/701546.pdf
>>60927131>>60927142Take your meds chud. Your delusions are showing.
Is it concerning to anyone the amount of seemingly random stocks jumping 50+% in the past week or so?I dont think I've ever seen so many jump 1000+% percent in a single day. Surely this is some kind of top signal?
>>60927131>>60927136Sorry Charlie
>>60927240It's a signal that there's a ludicrous amount of liquidity in the market and people a desperate to find anything that might outperform inflation
>>60927232>Learn to make gainz without paying an advisor>Have technology to do it nowGee, I wonder why
pumpkin spice season, sonSBUX
>>60927240yup it's over. collapse next week because mcfarten llc dropped 40%.
>>60927255i paused at the pumpkin spice section of the grocery store for a few seconds today.
>>60927240didn't NVDA shart out like 300 billion? that's plenty for pump and dump ammo
>we are leveraging corn nowmy understanding of the world get more dystopian every day
>>60927232I have literally everything there except real estate, about 80k NW... 200 oz silver, some sealed trading cards, mutual fund via work, etc
>>609272663X LETFs for corn futures?
>>60927266Lol futures
>>60927266We leverage everything, chud.
>>60926542>If gold is bought as a hedge against inflationnot exactly, its wealth preservation and insurance against fiat currency collapse provided you hold the physical and not a paper claim. The paper price is heavily manipulated/controlled (same as the actual inflation numbers). When you see the paper gold price suddenly tank during a stock market pull back or crash its because traders are getting margin calls and they have sell their assets to cover. Gold recovers after from people who the sale price. Price of gold is accelerating as the value (faith) in the dollar is collapsing for numerous reasons (national debt, continuing deficeit, US wars, BRICS, tariffs). Behind the scenes countries, central banks, and wealthy people are buying heavy.
>>60927217Counter drone systems will be useful in Ukraine vs Russia. Also they’ve had a few offerings the last few months at $5 that keep getting bid back up. Momentum stock potential and chart looks good
>>60926582>What lesson did you learn anonrope is cheap
>>60927266if you arent 100x leveraging corn futures lmao ur lyfdo you hate money?
The killer is not getting caught by the FBIPalantir will reign supremeI'm poor and buying 1 Palantir share tomorrowIt probably won't make me much money but at least I hope Karp is merciful with his investors that become targeted by his all seeing eye in the future
>>60927285You joke, but my forex broker has a cfd for this and my account does have that leverage on it
>>609272879/11 is tomorrow and they may do something cool.
>>60927238Half of reddit, bluesky, and orange reddit is deranged leftists cheering and calling for even more violence. This is after they tried assassinating Trump, so it's personal for him. That many "people" getting arrested would be a huge financial opportunity, and I want to profit off of it.
>>60927289joke?
>>60927266there was people leveraging themselves to the point of suicide in the 1920s on coffee, cotton, wheat, whatever the fuck. this is nothing new
>>60927287>bobo>poorexplains a lot.
MSFT looks bearish weekly and WMT monthly
>>60927287there are people who dont?
>>60927306oh my science! thanks for sharing.
did meta and amazon rug today because retards were fomoing into oracle?
>>60927307I can't jerk off to AI but if I could it'd be to crabloli
>>60927311thats the modern turing test for image generation
>>60927266buy it on margin and then you have 4x leveraged corn
