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I was watching a movie trailer the other day about a female ceo that turns out to be a alien. I read a comment about a real foid ceo. Thought someone was joking in the comments. Then I looked at the real ceo's face and my head started hurting and a bunch of other weird shit started happening. There's something to the whole "foid" thing. I need explanations! Or at least confirmation that I'm not losing it
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>>60926789
Why would an alien life form having intelligence and technology enough to travel light years to this distant godforsaken planet would come here only to be a ceo of wageslavery? Unless being a ceo in a distant planet is somehow the alien version of side hustle, this doesn't make sense
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I once fucked a woman and when she orgasmed her face went all demonic. Was kinda scary. Later in life I read the lead singer from Smashing Pumpkins had the same experience with Tilda Tequila.
Personally I think women are just easily taken over and invite these spirits into their lives with all their voodoo spirituality heretics.
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>>60926789
Huh, that kind looks like potential kino. It’s been so long since I’ve witnessed true kino, years of capeshit and starslop has left me malnourished of true real delicious kino.
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>>60926912
“All women are demonic whores.”
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A thread suited to >>>/x/ or >>>/pol/
not /biz/
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There's something up with the bumble ceo's face apart from the actress. I can't quite pin point it but I've seen men do that to. Definitely not human tho
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>>60926789
Women are demonic, all of them
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>>60926912
This is the closest to the truth
You weren't fucking a human, anon, but feeding a demon
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>>60926789
There's definitely something off putting about the real ceo's face you aren't tripping. There's a difference between the actor and the real life version.
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>>60926789
Kek. Not looking forward to whatever weird shit means
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>>60926912
Yeah, and they way their vaginas get all tight and suck your dick in when they have an orgasm, it kind of feels they are taking a piece of your soul
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You need to understand woman as human beings, I was told. They are not though. They are born with sex. And they use it and they use it to control men, and they lie and cheat and think nothing of it. It's a totally different species really. Not human.
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>>60926866
cause aliens are literal demons
also this shit is not suited for /biz/
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>>60927933
>feeding a demon
>yfw semen demons are real
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>>60926789
>looked at the real ceo's face and my head started hurting and a bunch of other weird shit started happening

That happens with any woman.
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>>60926866
Think of all the power that corporations have nowadays. Now imagine you're an ayy who wants control of Earth in order to sell it's various life forms on the interstellar black market (as well as prevent competitors from doing so). You can't just take it over by force b/c space logistics can be a real pain in the cloaca, so instead what you do is figure out which humans are in control, and you get them to answer to you somehow. And corporations run the world, so there's your answer. (I should make a thread about this)
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>>60931951
>I should make a thread about this
You should make a rick and morty episode about this lol



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