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Not because of my work experience, but because two 40 year old roasties didn't "vibe"with me during the videocall
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>>60928098
just pretend to be gay and they will lap you up and when you actually work there and you can't hide it anymore, just say youre bisexual
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>>60928098
Pretty obvious they could tell you're a chud. You were probably unintentionally radiating seethe that these two women were your interviewers.
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>>60928152
not a chud, i knew beforehand i was interviewing these two, looked them up, one was a DEI hire, the other a 40 year old miserable roastie.

IM THERE TO WORK NOT TO "VIBE"??? I calmly answered their questions and the situational scenarios they gave were vague af, they didn;t like that I asked for more context i think.
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>>60928176
>not a chud, i knew beforehand i was interviewing these two, looked them up, one was a DEI hire, the other a 40 year old miserable roastie.
You are a chud. This is how a chud speaks. To be a chud and not even be self-aware about it is a really self-damaging combination. You need to accept what you are to be able to hide your power level.
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we are down bad out there boys.
imagine talking to hr first and not endrunning them to speak with the men on the team with the opening
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>>60928176
nah you're definitely a chud kek
high paying jobs aren't on the table for you, you may want to learn how to lay bricks or something
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I always get past the HR roasties and the low level wagies but the CEOs are always iffy on me. I think it’s because I don’t suck their cocks and they probably feel some sense of not being the most powerful force in the room. Narcissism is a hell of a drug.
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>>60928185
It was with the team, one was the manager and the other was a senior. The recruiter was a very nice woman, these other two were not.

>>60928209
I got laid of my last high pay tech job, this job was definitely a downgrade in terms of technical skills required, which is why im seething. I have the skills just not the "click" with these dumb fucks
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HR lady telling you about professionalism and integrity in the work place
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>>60928098
You were rejected because they liked the other candidate better. They would have hire you without a better option
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>>60928450
kind recruiter told me i was the only candidate at the time so i highly doubt it. Anyways fuck these 40 year old CUNTS
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>>60928098
>>60928176
It's gay and I still think a man would do a better job at hiring, but there's a value in filtering out autists who aren't good to be around.
I've worked with autists, they are fucking annoying and a pain to work with. Just being around them. Some smell bad, some are obnoxious, some are too timid/reserved and getting their opinion/assistance is also too difficult. The dynamic of a team does also depend on their being some kind of "good vibe". It makes people hate their job less. And you fucks actually make work feel more exhausting and less rewarding.

Learn to fucking tell a joke, and take a shower for fucks sake.
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The gatekeeping occurs because they're testing if you know how to play the game. Can you turn it on for when you meet with people outside the organization? Will you suck the proverbial corporate cock or spit at DEI retards whose greatest achievement is their son making Varsity football in their sophomore year (he goes on to work as a bank teller for $18 an hour)?
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>>60928520
I get that the team dynamic has to be good, but honestly, I ain't autistic, I was friendly tried to sneak in some banter in between, I diligently answered all the questions they threw at me, and I'm not some kind of sweaty neckbeard. But from the start I kind of sensed something was off, like they already decided they weren't interested.

Normally I don't care about rejections, it comes with applying, but I really wanted this job at this company.
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>>60928098
I got rejected at 4 interviews because I'm bald until I had a fellow baldie on the other side of the table who hired me on the spot.
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>>60928098
Thinking it matters which school you went to is such an american thing. Unless there is some hard entrance exam, it doesn’t matter at all. Only how much you yourself study.
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>>60928108
>can’t hide it anymore
Won’t be a problem for anyone here

>Is the new guy gay?
>I don’t know. Maybe. I’ve never seen him talk to anybody.
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>>60928520
I'm sorry. I am exactly like that. I shower though. I just *having* to talk to people. I am glad all of my coworkers are extroverted so personality doesn't really affect them as they can cheer each other up.
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>>60928636
I just hate*
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>>60928098
>the coach doesnt like me
Skill issue. Work on your personality.
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>>60928588
Only subhumans get jobs nowadays. It has never been so easy to make money online.
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>>60928098
Sue for discrimination against the autistic
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>>60928520
The problem is that most people that get rejected are not even autistic we are just not overly extroverted. It seems that hr roasties just want highly talkative chads that vibe and anybody that isn’t one gets branded as creepy autist
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Majority of men simply aren’t needed in the modern era. Sure there are the chads that women want to have sex with, but in a world where machines and AI do most of the work, most men aren’t simply needed. Women at least have their looks.
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>>60928724
You are retard, the bloat of corporate American office jobs is not needed in America. Aka 90% of jobs women do.

Men do jobs that keep the lights on, keep food in grocery store, keep infrastructure from falling apart, etc. if men stopped doing these jobs then we revert to the laws of the jungle in less then a month.
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From what I've seen so far, it seems like they made the right decision.
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ai will scoop these types of jobs up soon enough
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I AM GOING TO LOSE MY FUCKING MIND!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>after careful consideration
>at this time
>moving forward
>other candidates
>unfortunately

ALL OF THIS AFTER I PUT UP WITH
>multiple-round interviews
>assessments with AI that tracks your eye movements
>required to upload your ID and take a selfie
>one-way video interviews
>employers caring about job gaps in a fucking global economic crisis
>requiring references
>requiring both a resume AND re-writing the info on your resume into their gay websites
>ARE YOU A VETERAN??? ARE YOU DISABLED??? ARE YOU A MEXICAN BLACK ASIAN???? <<<<---- EVERY FUCKING APPLICATION!!!!!
>god awful interview "questions" that require you to humiliate and debase yourself to appease the sickos who ask them

Society: You have to get a job or you will go homeless and starve.
Me: Okay give me a job
Society: You're not allowed to have a job.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
say it with me bros
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>60929441
it was second round, so thankfully these twats didn't waste too much of my time.

I have half a mil in crypto at age 26 these roastie fucks will never see this kind of money. It';s just not enough to keep me from wageslaving.

>>60928899
right, you think I act like this irl? I can act like a normie

>>60928713
probably this, I mean I wasn't acting too intro or extro, just neutral, didnt want to fake enthusiasm too.
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>>60928520
what a load of bullshit, you get paid to do something, not to socialize
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>>60928098

If I have to spend more time around you than I do my own family then I'm going to do everything in my power to make sure you're not insufferable to be around.
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>>60928152
Titpic please
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>>60928176
>I asked
see that is where you went wrong. THEY are there to ask questions and you are there to answer them.
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>>60928176
>AHHHH HE WASNT FUN HE DIDNT WANT TO GO DRINKING W US WOWEEE WHAT A BORING MAN! LAMO LOL WHAT A STICK UP HIS ASS

Anon, rest assured, in the coming months they will lose houses, you will lose all your shitcoins but your skills will follow you.

They will be forced to suck cock.
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>>60930423
Numbnuts, most work requires working in a larger team.
A team has social structure and forms following simple social steps.
I am always shitting on "business" degrees, but you would have at least learned that in the first few months of one.
Also, nobody likes being surrounded by people they cannot relate to or find unpleasant. Especially if a job sucks anyway. Watch a damn documentary about mammals if you are so challenged, even dumb cows find friends.
On top of that, the "you get paid to do something, not to socialize" is also a trait common in the greediest, ladder climbers that most people hate (even though most of them play the political social game wel).
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My lady boss never ask me to take responsibility and obligation in life, my lay boss also cook meal and do laundry for you. You are lied to me.
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i'd fuck that HR lady
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>>60930531
it should go both ways, they gave me 10min at the end to ask them questions too. I asked them a critical question and they stumbled on their words, maybe that was the issue. FUCKING DOGS, why are these companies gatekept by retards

>>60930427
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>>60928098
give it time we will bounce back we always do
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>>60929441
Only solution is to be the platform. Trying to get employed is like trying to make it making youtube videos instead of being youtube itself. only option is to buy stocks/crypto
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>>60928520
I'm sick of boomers and bosses PRETENDING to want to earn money when all they actually want to do is vibe-office all day drinking coffee and doing drive-by management to disturb my programming.
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>>60931219
I don't give a fuck, i'm not paid enough to care. It's either me they work with, or some stinky arab or indian.
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Hey zoomies, guy who is being forced to work with hr to fill a position here

Quit putting your fucking pronouns I. Your resume, I throw those in the trash as soon as I see them
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>>60928520
>Learn to fucking tell a joke
I will not.
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>>60928597
Or maybe you were mentally bald and sent subconscious signals
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>>60928176
>not a chud, i knew beforehand i was interviewing these two, looked them up, one was a DEI hire, the other a 40 year old miserable roastie.
yeah, sure.

sounds like they just clocked your type instantly and threw it away before you could become a drag on the team or a possible HR issue
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>>60931847
damn idk about this one bros...
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>>60928098
sucks to suck chud
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>>60928098
HR has driven an untold amount of people into unemployment, homelessness and suicide.
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>>60928176
>researched the HR process
>still failed
>not one, but TWO interviewers
>should have known the company was large enough to warrant it, therefore bullshit politics apply
My man, thats on you
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>pretend to be a Chad on video call
>leave weights and cool Chad things strategically placed
>mew during interview for maximum Chad aesthetics
>be somewhat flirty during interview but not creepy (think like I’m on a first date and I’m talking to the fat friend while she’s in the shitter—I’ve never been on a date in my life, just pulling from my vast wealth of jewish TV that women eat up.)
>once the first check clears return to NEET tradition and incel max

This strategy has worked for me countless times.
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>>60931841

>why are these companies gatekept by retards

If you can't figure out how to win then you are the retard. There is no "company", there are just individuals acting in their own self interest. If the company moves a few extra units because of your work I don't see a dime of it. All that happens is that the quota increases.

It is not in my self interest to hire someone who is obnoxious to be around. It's not in my interest to hire someone who is better than me. Smart managers understand this. you've yet to figure it out.



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