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anone anoneI am preparing for the rate cuts when JPOW will do it and I made a list of stocks and ETFs I'm going to buy now hoping it will go up. Can you tell me which one is good, which one to throw out, and which one I didn't include to add?My list:>GS>BLDR>MHK>PHM>DHI>LEN>REET>XHB>PKB>CAT>Coinbase>ARKK>SOFI>HOOD>IWM
Long minors
>>60928142These AI anime girls are the only good thing to come out of /biz/
So I'm trying to figure this out. Rate cuts are bearish, but short term, their bullish? Are we supposed to see green days this September because of the rate cuts?
Give me a good stock tip.I've lost tons of money on SPY puts.
>>60928158i want a dead cat bounce girl, someone please make
I am the dumbest baggie on this board bar none
>>60928162No no no, everything is bullish. The worse the better.
>>60928163invest in leveraged corn futures
>>60928166Don´t be so sure of that. You are computing with people that are holding Hawk Tuah coin.
>>60928162We are going to be green until the Big Beutiful Bill goes into effect and taxes on selling stocks goes down, only THEN will the bears finally have their day.
>>60928162lower interest rates means it's cheaper for firms to do just about everything. including stupid ideas that they really shouldn't be doing.
To the anon that bought 10k adobe ahead of earnings. What's your reason?
>>60928173i thought it kept cap gains the same, whats the change?and that would be mega bullish after the short term profit taking
>>60928162It's quite simple really. Good news is good. Bad news is good. No news is good. High rates are good. Low rates are good. No available jobs is good. Too many available jobs is good. High inflation is good. Low inflation is good. War is good. Peace is good. Tariffs are good. No tariffs is good. Republican president is good. Democrat president is good. Everything is good. Only thing that is bad is the number going down. That is very bad and can never happen. Got it?
24 years ago I stared at a TV for 12 hours watching people jump to their deaths
>OPENa lot of baggies will be created today
>>60928200I'm new, what's a baggie?
>>60928158
>>60928210A bagholder. Someone stuck with worthless shares.
lotta new traders. anyone else notice that?
HGRAFBASED
What's the catch?
>>60928218This is exceptionally bullish, the last time I saw something like this was in 1928. Kind of fell into a coma for the last century but looking at the market today it seems like things worked out.
>>60928210When some gets stabbed, by a serrated blade, up the bum. They then have to use a colonoscopy bag for the rest of their life. Hence, baggie
Morning frensLine go up again?
>>60928112I don't have time to elaborate now, maybe later, but the TL;DR version is:My analysis says around 420.Analysts are lazy pieces of shit who don't understand the business model nor the creative environment. Their main narrative it's been proven wrong since at least April (when I bought $5000 at 350 and sold at 420).Insiders buying millions for monthsWill see, it's the gambling money.
>>60928173>>60928167>>60928174>>60928190So what you're saying is I can buy a long SPY call that expires at the end of the year and make money from it? I'm tired of doing my research and watching for ups and downs. I just want to put my money in a nice call that's gonna go up
i bought puts, i need this line to go down some before going back up
>5 years since inflation started rocketing>still 3%>and that's a good thing!It's all so tiresome
>>60928243Yes, you should've bought that ATM call 3 weeks ago
>>60928248That's why we need to cut rates and bring it back up again
>>60928248Wrong image
>>60928225you have to spend some 60 dollars to get an dividend that will not even buy you a single meal once in a quarter
what kind of sexual experiences will you buy when you make it?
>>60928253The inflation numbers are a lie anyways. I wonder why many people just see it as truth despite the reality saying otherwise. Yeah bruh houses are that much more expensive in just 5 years. Yeah bruh that bag of chips is nearly double the price. Oh that soda box? Yeah bruh 3x the price. Oh raw chicken? Why yes it did get over a 50% increase in just the last year alone. Lol if I said inflation numbers are a lie and the true number is higher I'd probabpy get looks like Im insane despite the numbers being right there on a receipt.
>>60928243not necessarily, calls have expected movements baked into the pricei mean you probably will, but it's never guaranteed with options
>>60928265matrimony
>>60928266That only makes it all more tiresome
>>60928265Anilingus and no, I won’t wipe before hand
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON WE'LL MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
>>60928285UVIX gang:at what point do we give up and cut losses? this is demoralizing
WTFWT?!
>>60928285Based
ooooOOh Mrogan Stanley bros!!!!
>MUWuddafugwuzdat?????
>>60928248>>5 years since inflation started rocketingmore like 50 years
>>60928249I bought a bunch of NIG-vidia calls on the dip. But it kept dipping, but I held and now I have funds again to make moves. But that roller coaster of waiting for it to do something was too annoying for me. So I want to take it easy and buy calls and not look until November or something like that.
>>60928285Today I am hoping for a bit of line go up followed by a cheeky line go up even more
I'm beginning to be an optimist about it!
Lately the line doesn't always go down, but when it does, it goes down a lot faster than when it goes up
>>60928320Pic related :(
FIGma balls going up.
better not be like yesterday. PUMP IT ALREADY
What the fuck just happened?
>>60928315furious crabbing incoming
jesus, NVDA dropped almost 3 dollars on opening
>>60928255Maybe I should buy some Hooker
>>60928294just stay calm. it does huge peaks once in a while but not every day
>>60928332Nothing ever happened
>>60928336>NIG-vidiaPlease, call it by its actual name.
I'm afraid it's too late for you as I have already portrayed myself as the SVIX chad and you as the lowly UVXY virgin
>>60928265matrimony with two chicks at the same time man
Oil princesses?
>>60928341guess you're, im just so self centered about my own folio, i didn't even stop to think about the overall indexes.
what happened to the pump?
>>60928265mexican wife who I can autistically discuss mesoamerican history and archeology with. preferably one with little to no spic ancestry.
>>60928336That's almost a quarter of a Big Mac!
>>60928351Zoomers don't wake up til 10, just wait
>>60928355lmao
Selling covered calls on yieldmax divvy etfs
MU niggas eatin' good
Aghh I’m gonna BOOST 100% weekly divvy yield
>>60928375So you're telling me that you just SIT there, DO NOTHING, and MAKE MONEY?
>>60928375>>60928375>>60928375beautifully decadenti love jews so much it's unreal
Bobo?
>>60928384Who?
CPI 2.9%JEROME RAISE THE RATES YOU SHOULD HAVE NEVER LOWERED THEM AAAAAAA
>>60928265I see my wife, my Goldie, looking like a rich man's wifeWith a proper double-chinSupervising meals to her heart's delightI see her putting on airs and strutting like a peacockOy, what a happy mood she's inScreaming at the servants, day and night
Minors are inflating my position
>cpi Uhhh is that good? :)
>>60928375don't do this it makes mustard gas
>>60928396your package looks bigger when you put it in minors
ok, SOXL hit the 29s, time to crash and burn just as always happens when i hold it near there.
>>60928398damn greedy corporations
If I go back in time I gotta remember to put money into DRUG, OCTO, WLDS, OPEN and even Oracle
Congratulations to SNPS dip. It looked oversold, but the earnings were poor enough to drive me away.
Why is AMD such a piece of shit stock?
Huh mumusisters? Why are we dumping
Two ath opens for the s&p in a row holy
>>60928421I buyed FIG at 52 dolla
>>60928421You looking at atlantic salmon futures or what? Everything looks green on my screen (except AMD)
>job creation numbers have been a lie since last year>higher inflationOkay, so the fed just completely failed at their job
>>60928415They need to do a better job of advertising their mascot outside of Japan.
RCL just keeps going up.
Hi guys. How do I stop gambling all my money on 0dte puts? I have a daughter on the way. -Steve
>>60928428That's a pretty shit mascot. I've seen better from small jap towns trying to boost local tourism.
pomp eet
>>60928431Don't stop now you're almost about to hit it big. -Dave Ramsey
When is MSTR going to pump this is sickening to watch
>>60928430My cost basis is $125
i never make money on uvix. this stock should be illegal
>>60928431Don't stop, you're about to hit it big.-John Baggio
Circle really doin sum
>>60928435When Saylor stops diluting the shares.
>>60928427who will hold the world economy hostage without the Fed?
RZLV is currently up 16%. If it stays there, this would be the 4th straight day of double digit gains.
>>60928438>>60928344
How does Pelosi do it? Truly GOAT movement
You think we are headed to stagflation? We have been in it for the last 5 years since COVID.
Did the cp peepee report come in?
>>60928428>twintails with two tailswhoa
When doth nvideo computer moon again?
>>60928456Pretty easy when you sit on insider information.
>>60928463yeah, some poster was already acknowledging his inflating minors
>buy in at $399 near peak dip>sell at £419 near peak peak :3 I'm a predator on stocks that tumble by double digits the day before. A parasite. A cuckoo bird.
>>60928463It was a nothingburger
Reminder that the government lied to us about 9/11.The pentagon was hit by a missle, not a plane.The Twin Towers and Building 7 were brought down by bombs which you can clearly see with explosive squibs.The truth should come out today and SPY should drop down to 350.
>>60928470dip buyer? more like dip assassin
I'm finally green on my BABA I bought in 2021. I never doubted my big man Xi
Eurodef RIPPING today bois
>>60928477
no cuts, chuds
/WHO HERE RECOVER/?!
>>60928415Because AMD is a shitty company, 8 fucking years to develop a CUDA equivalent solution to break Nigvidias monopoly in professional applications + cripto + now AI and still nothing.
>>60928484Why am I never caught holding shit like rheinmetall
>>60928484Not sure what retards were expecting with the numerous """peace""" talks that all flopped. What a surprise Putin had no intention of ever ending the war.
>>60928484phwoar cheeky >>60928490it's literally 99.9% at this point
>>60928483>4 year burn how do I acquire such patienceI grow tiktok brain after a week in the red
oh shit
WLDS just halted on the way up. Currently up 30% on it. I wonder how high it will go.
>>60928463Last desprate attempt from bears to say interest rates shouldn't decrease. Flopped instantly because the report only shows that the fed got intself into stagflation with decrease in jobs AND high inflation
>>60928508I don't sell. When I buy something I mean it.
>>60928508DCA
>>60928509H-have I made an ok investment for once in my miserable fucking life???....nah let's be real this will crab for years im not allowed to be happy
>>60928468but wasn't that illegal
>>60928510gapped up to $10 on resumption lmao
Someone do TA on this chart
>>60928522>government officials make "laws" governing themselves>somehow senators keep getting insanely wealthy on senator salaries
>>60928528it's red which evokes the crab of cancer, a constellation that suggests stability
>>60928528that's a runny asshole patternmeans it's about to diarrhea down 40%
>>60928534cool representative democracy bro
Buy the dip
>>60928522buffet got away with buying activision just before its acquisition was announced, insider trading rules only exist if you are martha stewart
Are you okay bobo?
>>60928528Buy to support Swedish economy.
>>60928266>despite the numbers being right there on a receipt.Most people are bad at math. This is exploited.The future of humanity is dumber & more belligerent. If you talked less & violently lashed out more, people would be more accepting of you.
>>60928525>>60928510now it's halted on the way downvolatile as fuck
>>60928538>crab>>60928539>bear>>60928547>bull*throws goblet at you* BEGONE FOOLS
I scrimp and save in daily life but then I lose $1000 on puts and don't feel a thing.
128 was close enough to my weekly Dell target of 129 to sell. And you doubted me?!?
Bombs are flyingPeople are dyingChildren are cryingPoliticians are lying tooCancer is killingTexaco's spillingThe whole world's gone to hellBut how are you?I'm super, thanks for askingAll things considered, I couldn't be better, I must sayI'm feeling super, no, nothing bugs meEverything is super when you're—Don't you think I look cute in this hat?I'm so sorry, Mr. CrippleBut I just can't feel too bad for you right nowBecause I'm feeling so insanely superThat even the fact that you can't walk can't bring me down
SLOW THE FUCK DOWN IM NOT DONE ACOOMULATING PLEASE IM SORRY OKIM SORRY FOR NOT BUYING IN AUGUST WHEN I FIRST STARTED READING ABOUT THIS I CANT AFFORD TO HOLD DECADE LONG BAGSPLEASE JUST LET ME HAVE THIS ONE
>>60928559the LOOP
>>60928563>options are unavailable for this securityLame
>99p dividend from MSFTThanks I guess? It's my biggest single non ETF too...
>>60928442Sentiment for MSTR in here being this bad is actually quite bullish. Last time it felt like this was when UNH was at 250 or something and everyone was saying not to buy and that the bottom was definitely 120 or 180 and might stay there for years. Fucking morons I should have trusted my gut
>>60928571This is some foul OTC MBS horeshit that boomers have been holding for over a decade. It might actually be released and those kikes hold 4T in assets. If trump doesnt personally rug pull me this is a 2xer at least. I'm just happy that I'm buying something and its not immediately going red for once
I get bogged so hard I genuinely cannot buy stocks unless its like 5 shares at a time
>>60928582use the /biz/dicator for bog warnings
line go up
>>60928573I just got $30 in dividends today. Get the fuck out of my way, poorfags.
>AEVAFuck might have sold too early
>>60928528KLAR?
sold a naked spy 660 call expiring tomorrow to pay for the good ham at the grocery store
You did load up on FNMA, right anon?
now IWM decides to moon?
What stock shall i buy in honor of Charlie Kirk?
>>60928620EIS
>>60928620SBSW
RCAT bros are we so back? Looks like they got a NATO contract
>>60928591Fuck yeah, stack and wait for a good red day to roll into more divvies Don't lift until you can quit
Apparently shooting right-wing influencers is good for stocks. Who knew.
>>60928591>$30 in dividends today$30 a day is pretty good. eat well.
>>60928600Of course. Am quite tempted I like their model, but idk at what price I’ll slurp
>>60928294Vix (and uvix) options are based on the futures of vix, if you hold calls too long, apart from bleeding because of theta, you will have a magnified effect because of contango risk and the rewnewal of futures contracts, just do not hold them for too long. Plus if the volatility of the volatility goes down, vega fucks you too.
>>60928620Buy the dip on SWBI
Told my family i’m halfway to being the family first millionaire, get ripped on about how I haven’t lived life and i’m still living with my parents…Brutal bros… i’m so sad today.
>>60928659Fuck that, keep saving and investing as much as you can and live with your parents if you're still young. Once you can live off divvies you'll truly be free.
>Wolfspeed Announces The Commercial Launch Of 200MM Silicon Carbide Materials Portfolio, Unlocking The Industry's Ability To Manufacture At Scale (+14.29%)Am I supposed to buy more of this now
>>60928659>>60928663I’ve been living with my dad for two months between jobs and idk how you neets can do it I’m going to kill this old bastard, can’t even consider bringing friends or dates around
>>60928579Kek good luck bro. Be funny to get a 2x on the wethers originals of investments.
What happened to all the graphmeme sissies
>>60928670>idk how you neets can do itthey can't, they're severely depressed. being productive is good for the soul.
>>60928646thats the hard thing with IPOs
>>60928670Because i’ve been maxing all my retirements accounts and more. Plus I lost my virginity to a Japanese prostitute. So I think modern relationships are way too expensive.
Who the FUCK is buying at these prices?
So assuming this recession really gets going and we get full on stagflation with high unemployment, what ETFs will outperform in that scenario?
>>60928670I moved out of my parents' place when I was about 25 or so and I was going to go batshit crazy if I didn't get out of there soon. But for anons who have a good situation you can save a shitload of money living at home. But yeah it's a drag not having your own place when you get a little older and you're trying to bring girls home or have friends over.
just two more weeks and the US will be in civil war
>spy pumping but not my NVDA bagsfuck you shit stock
>>60928680GLD and 2x CORN
I am so fucking annoyed that my broker won't let me buy full shares on a schedule and instead forces me to use a dollar amount. My portfolio is so ugly ;_;
>>60928659Take 200k (or margin 150k) and throw it into a few high yield ETFs. Live off of that and trade like normal with the rest
>>60928677I know dude, I got lucky for CRCL with a 1.5x but it was just crazy all over the place with no price targets. At least KLARNA has cash flow but they don’t even turn a profit rn>>60928678Idk anon it’s fun to meet people, maybe I’m just not based and autistic enough to have fun on my own >>60928681It’s mad how much money it saves but honestly I might as well be dead
Lots of FUD still around, even in this very thread. That's good. Healthy amount of FUD in positive underlying macro environment is the most fertile combination for explosive upward movements. Keep fudding so the rest of us can continue surfing the waves.
>>60928679
Easy $300 if I'd quickly bought the only two stocks (ATS & IONQ) that were on my watchlist for today. That would have made me more than 10 hours of work at my dayjob because they still haven't fixed my salary to account for my raise. Fuck my life.
>YFW you're green today
>market jannies finally filled my orders
blow off top
>>60928688i never trade them but how i would do it is use day trade tactics with wider stops and hold overnight, as more days come in you can use a bigger and bigger timeframe since theres more bars forming. the daily rn is unusable but the 1min i posted is ok. thats if youre into reading tea leaves
BEARS CAN'T CUM
>>60928696ASTS, not ATS. The latter doesn't look like a horrific play, though. Hmm.
fuck you IBKR, my average price of SOXS is no 18
>>60928688>but honestly I might as well be deadThis, I don't think I've had any social life since the start of covid. All I do now is remote work from my mom's basement, lift weights and sleep. But would that change in any way had I my own place? I doubt it.
>>60928703BEARS WILL WIN
Please just slow downWhy couldn't you do this tomorrow I would have divvy money to buy with
>>60928731For real. I needed one more day of crabbing until I could throw my entire paycheck into this
How the fuck does it keep going up
>>60928740retail retards love get rich quick schemes for some reason
>>60928736Who the fuck is buying disgusting old man skin flake covered fannie mae shares??Its not on RH where is this price action coming from
>>60928659They have a point, you should get a better family. If I told that to my own they would be happy for me.
>>60928740line go up. just how it is
>>60928634i hope so, but it's more likely they do an offering again
>>60928684>>60928680I bought CORN calls, cant wait for it topop
>>60928679far too many peopleextreme FOMO right now. less so euphoria and more so desperation/delusionpeople are scared of perma-inflation/debt crisis and are buying assets at whatever the pricepeople buy every dip. passive investors provide a floor for companies & speculatorspeople believe the fed+congress have both the power and desire to step in with whatever means necessary to keep asset prices inflated
do any screeners let me find options with .01 asks? I can't seem to find one and want to play the lottery
I'm gonna do itI'm gonna fomo in fucking kill me I'm gonna be holding such heavy fucking bags I have 5k emergency cash
>>60928759SPY options are probably your best bet to get 1-2c fills
>>60928237Do you think it is a concern that due to a deteriorating economy they may haveost subscriptions and business customers?
>>60928760as someone who gambled his 5k emergency cash and lost:godspeed and don’t lose the savings emergency fund chasing losses
>>60928725Bro retail is selling. Wall street is buying off of mainstreet. We are unironically going to hit David Hunters' targets
>>60928659Money usually comes with social development. The fact you're still watching cartoons and living at home is why they're disappointed, you could have a billion dollars and still be a failure.
>>60928763i know, but every now and them I stumble on them with individual tickers
We neither live in a capitalist nor a socialist global order, what we have nowadays is an evolution of Roosevelt's wheelchair corporativism.
Might cut uvix losses here and buy 9Month spy puts.
>>60928776where do you come up with these ideas?
>>60928768It doesnt wanna fucking stop
>>60928142>crab???i am up on every front
>>60928778Spy at ATH before a rate cut. Markets always correct harshly after a rate cut.
what are we buying today my niggers
>>60928679n*gga all this money floatin aorund gotta park it somewhere. you feel?
BTW I just lost bigly on uvix. More than I thought, 8%. Fuck that hurts. Lost a lot of gains I've been slowly making these last few months. Back to square one again
>>60928785yup, just like the inevitable crash after the yield curve inversion
>>60928749Trump wants to privatize it. When the government took control of it from the shareholders, it made the stock value plummet which falsely decreased its market cap. Meanwhile, under government control, the feds eliminated its debts, turned the company around, etc. all while the stock price was falsely low. Talks of selling it back to the shareholders is causing the price to rise towards what it should be valued at.
Is the Prez looking like he had a stroke bullish
How can I miss every single green day like this and rack up red consistently holy fucking shit this is awful
>>60928799Normie retail isn't buying, its not on RHI dont like insider run ups cause they will rug pull you
>>60928799What if they issue new shares instead? Are they allowed to do that?
>>60928678>Plus I lost my virginity to a Japanese prostituteHow was it? Any repeat encounters? Was she in fact thai?
>>60928794Sure bud, market just goes up in a straight line forever and ever. Free money for everyone.
>>60928804something something time in the market
>>60928808It's on fidelity.
what were you doing on 9/11?
Uhh why is BABA up 8%? Not that I'm complaining.
I just checked out UNH after just two days of not looking at tickers.What the FUCK happened?
>>60928823warren buffett
>>60928809I don't know much about the ins and outs of the legalities surrounding how control will go back to the shareholders. I did read that the government might keep partial control, at least at first.
>>60928812yeah times have changed
>>60928820good earnings and they just announced a big AI investment
>>60928812This but unironically
>>60928659>get ripped on about how I haven’t lived lifeI wasn't going to do that anyways. At least I have money.
I got 82k CAD sitting in my brokerage account, would it be stupid to buy VFV (Canadian container for VOO on the TSX) Right now? It's pumping hard two ATH in two days.....will it level out a bit or do I just need to get in?
>>60928842if you're going to hold long term it literally doesn't matter, just buy it now
>>60928818your grandmother
>>60928740Can you even understand with a minute news search please before saying everyone is a delusional retard? You just didn't get in early. I spammed shit several times and even made meme images for $OPEN and nobody believed me.It wasn't even that life changing because I am poor 2.20 to 9.80 but its still got me near to a day trading account anyway.They aren't the same company anymore, they just poached the CFO? I think of Spotify to be their new CEO, brought back the Co-Founders a hedge fund gave them 40 million bucks. Basically, they will be an entirely new company and should be valued at this level as a New Carvana 2.0 speculation play.
>>60928218For the record I got in because of Gamestop, dropped out in 2022 after losing out on SOXL, then came back again this year
>>60928842establish a DCA system that you can live with regardless of outcome. maybe that's putting X amount in every month for the next Y months, with the rule of adding Z more if there is a decline, etc. in the long run it's not going to matter, but might as well be content with your decision in the short run.
>>60928849>>60928862I don't know how long I will hold long term, I kind of just want somewhere to park my money where it's growing and have the option to easily sell the position and move to something else. But honestly I probably should just keep it in VFV and forget...letting it grow I don't know enough to be going out and doing all these other positions. I have made some decent money off of oil but also sold and bought at the wrong times with it as well, in the end if I just parked it in this I would have made more probably.
I bought the top of SoundHound fucking AGAIN.
>>60928874Ive been buying the dips of SOUN and im still losing money. I don't know if it will moon like PLTR but whatever.
I'm tapped outOn the plus side I can eat for the first time this week, I finally feel like I deserve food kekPlease god dont blow this up. I'm going to start selling at hitler banks targets I'm not greedy
>>60928591This anon is really smart and superior to all of us I wish I could serve him
Oracle bros is this the dip? Do I jump? I want to be part of the cool gang but I'm perturbed the ship has sailed.
sex with crab
So is this 1995? Everyone is so euphoric.
>>60928885The rest of the week and maybe next will be a bloodbath for Orcl
>UNH>CNC
>>60928869>I have made some decent money off of oil but also sold and bought at the wrong times with it as well, in the end if I just parked it in this I would have made more probably.That describes like 90% of us, not necessarily oil, but 99.99% of people should just be DCA'ing into the market broadly. It just doesn't feel as good as hitting a big run up.
damnit i hesitated too long looking at TSLA puts and it drops two dollars in as many minutes
>>60928874>>60928880Weekly chart looks good, could probably hit 20 in a month or two
>>60928885thats literally a correction my man, not a dip
>>60928894I'm so impressionable you scared me awayif it soars I'm coming for you lad
Feels like it's gonna be another $2k + day thanks to metals and minors. Predictable on the daily.
>>60928783Why do MSTRlets not realize if the stock price doubles it means the BTC price probably also doubled?
This is so retarded.
>Bloomberg/Yahoo Finance/CNBC/Everyone is perplexed how the markets are doing so well this week given the jobs report and high unemployment and highest inflation since January every day I hear we're closer and closer to bursting and it makes me frightened
ACB of 77 btw
I'm so glad I didn't panic sell yesterday. I understand the market. I WILL DCA.
today is being a wild ride
>klarlmao
>>60928912i am holding since 9 months broif i was break even i would drop it piece of dogshit stock
didnt realize political assassinations are bullish for the market
>>60928941Did insiders just dump already yesterday and then everyone ran? Where is the IPO hype?
Change of plans. 3 month SPY puts when it hit 670
>>60928767It doesn't matter; the entire suit is $99 per month, less if you buy several licenses.Companies spend more on brunch and coffee per employee per month, literally, because it allows them to keep the employees doing after-hours work voluntarily. Adobe makes +90% of their income from a) millions of licenses to governments around the world at very high discounts (up to 80%) b) big companies on anything related to art, books, journalism, photography, advertising, video, FX, etc., where they are the standard to get any job (and taught in universities with free student licenses).There's no alternative because Adobe has spliced their suite in a way that those companies are forced to buy the entire thing: there's competition to Photoshop, even free programs that can do 95% of what Photoshop does, but if you need to work with vector art, you have to go to Illustrator; if you want to give your text a professional look, you need InDesign; there's a similar situation in video, animation, sound, etc.It's the same way with Autodesk in engineering software, but Adobe got hit hard because analysts saw AI pics and videos and thought that was the future, and also they had some bad press with their AI cloud service.Meanwhile, pic related.As I said it's a gamble, we will see if the results and the markets align.
>>60928947what hype?why would a stock of a comany pump when they dont make any profit ?
>>60928947why would people be hyped for a company that gives no-interest loans to people with no assets?
>>60928945we need another Sulla
>things are going a little too well>start worrying
>>60928975Based. I was just thinking that.
>anon convinces me to buy in at 22.20>grow position naturally>sold 1250 shares at 4.50 after it dumped from 5>now have to resist urge to fomo back inFML
>>60928945it's rather alarming how casual everyone seems to be about this kind of thing now
Bros should i sell soxl i dont want to het dabbed on again
>>60928989i don't even register shootings anymoreT. Amerimutt
>currently my first red day of the week because nvidia's in freefall for no reason grim
>ONDS single handedly carrying my entire portfolio
>>60929002>nvidia's in freefall for no reasonlel for no reason
>>60929004what's the news? what happened?
>>60928980That just means you're a cautious investor
>>60928945>>60928975didnt even watch kirk. knew exactly what the internet was going to be.pol was probably like 30% dont care, 40% care and like him, and 30% care and dont like him. Now it's probably 90% saying good riddance and 10% people who care. People's opinions change whenever it is convenient. I already knew pol shills would be in overdrive making fun of him. I already knew my TL would be flooded with right wingers calling for civil war and reposting a minority libtards who say good riddance. My real fear was this was a groyper.The stock market doesnt care about charlie. He didnt have a meaningful impact on companies.
>>60929002>freefall>-0.00%Huh?
>>60929011POWW and SWBI pumped after it
>>60929015it was above 179.5 at open
>>60928989I like it how the market is being driven by defense stocks, it´s as if people with money know something i don't>>60929011it's not that people killing eachother have an effect on the overall scheme of things, it's how everything is reported in news outlets to keep people perpetually angry to the point of it spiralling all over
>>60928945Unironically Israeli stocks mooned pretty hard after the iran shit, and they mooned again after the qatar strike, war is good for business it seems
>>60929011>My real fear was this was a groyper.Mossad but they may be one and the same.
Last 5 days: >vid released of Ukrainian girl murdered in NC>Nepal Gen Z coup where they threw their politicians into the river>Indonesia mass fiery protests >Japanese PM resigns>French PM booted out in vote of no confidence>Norwegian far-right surges in the election on Monday to 2nd place but the socialists still win>Epstein list semi-released>Israel bomb Qatar>Charlie Kirk shot and killed market didn't care about any of it
>>60929011and yes. it's stock market related, you're seeing a repeat of all the shit that lead to ww2 after the states consumed themselves with debt and had nowhere else to turn but war so it wouldn't implode all over
>>60929019>I like it how the market is being driven by defense stocks, it´s as if people with money know something i don'tYou didn't know there's a war in Europe and that Russia just invaded NATO airspace?
>>60928945What's really alarming is how little the market seems to respond to politics. Trump trying to destroy fed independence would have tanked a normal market.
>>60929023>after the states consumed themselves with debt and had nowhere else to turn but war so it wouldn't implode all overmilitary spending at record post cold-war highs around the world
>>60929025yes I did, it also the anniversary of 9/11. do you remember how it felt back then? everyone was looking forwards towards the future, now each passing day people are getting more agressive with eachother. do you see what i mean?
I dont think I have the emotional fortitude for this investing thing. I continue to make the absolute worst decisions and continue to lose money.
>UBS puts the recession probability at 93%, per FORTUNEFinally some good fucking dips
>>60929042>buy non-shit stocks/ETF's>literally do nothing>winStop trying.
>>60929042Investing is very hard for autists and adhd havers At a certain point you have to just give up and DCA into VOO and divvys
>>60929042just never panic sell unless a stock plummets to all hell and back and don't invest more than you're willing to lose, just think of this image whenever you panic
Invested $20 into KO today. 2 24 packs
>>60929042it gets worse, then it gets better. trust.
>>60929042sounds like you're trading and not investing. investing is supposed to be boring, and you dont really know the results immediately.
>>60929055>Investing is very hard for autistsHuh
>-5.10%Oraclechuds, I don't feel so good at this hangover
>>60929055As an adhd investor I always lose a ton of money when I start investing, then make a ton of money once I get bored and forget to watch my portfolio
>>60929042That's why we just pick an index and relax. Even the dividend fags make it if they just chill in SCHD
>>60929055I have ADHD and I'm making money.
>>60929065>+50%>is now the richest man aliveliterally howhe was not even in the top 10
>>60929084That's the power of the stock market kiddo.
First Majestic up 9.3% and you're black pulling...
>>60929036They say that when new weapons are issued it's because someone expects them to be used, kids that were born in this century have known nothing from the news that isn't either dark or a degradation from something had previously. i'd say that's why the world is so polarized, despite us having the means to have a better life than we did at the start of the millenia. I don't know, if it really comes down to that, im going to buying canned food and gold with whatever money I have
>>60929092*blackpilling
thanks netflix...
>>60928951Thanks.
>>60929022nobody cares, unironically.
>>60929093>despite us having the means to have a better life than we did at the start of the milleniaIs that even true? Feels like all I get was faster computers in exchange for a shittier internet and million dollar houses.
>>60929055>At a certain point you have to just give up and DCA into VOO and divvysI did give up but not that far. I switched to all SSO and QLD.
>can identify buy signals>can't identify sell signals>always end up getting out too latehow do I fix this
>the fed is caving and lowering rateslets gooooobest way to get rid of debt
When does GALT halt?
>>60929119Sell once you hit a certain percent profit, unless there are still active buy signals, and move on to the next trade
>>60929126but what if it keeps ripping?
>>60929104well yes, I can't really tell something that was invented that's so special in these past 25 years, but all the technology we already had was improved, and that on it's own should have had made us more productive
>>60929127Just accept that you don't know the future.
Serious question. Is it a good day to buy some etfs with the news of the likely rate cut or would it be best to wait a little bit for a pullback?
>>60929134More productive sure, but wage growth has lagged productivity gains.
>>60929142It's already priced in, so unless you think we're getting a bigger or smaller rate cut, there's no point changing your strategy.
>wanted to buy O calls on monday>would've been up 100% already if i diddamn it
>>60929146what if I think there is no rate cut, what's the trade?
>>60929142The best time to buy your index etf was yesterdayWhat other ETFs>>60929151O is comfy but I'm looking forward to them diluting less going forward. It's funny they just had so much shit to buy, The revenue growth has been astronomical for that company.look at this shitthis is a real estate company
>>60929054>>60929055>>60929056>>60929058>>60929059>>60929069I held FNMA for 9 years. 9 fucking years. And sold at 6 dollars. The next day its goes to 9 dollars and now its at 15. I picked the DAY before it started going up to fucking sell. Im just a comple6e fucking retard. I had to leave my house and go for a drive and get cigarettes and was just screaming in my car because im so fucking stupid.
>>60929143well, i was trying to hint at that
>>60929158buy slightly OTM SPY puts (you will lose)
>>60929158Short meme stocks
>>60929158100% full port into gold and gold accessories
We are going to dump after the fed announcement 100%.
>>60929170That's ok I've been stacking divvies in preparation
btw, madame Lagarde is incompetent and afraid of making the right decisions because she is a pussy, she played her role in what's happening in France today because she can't handle having to be mean or having people dislike her, so she gives in to pressure.
shorting GALT
Just keep buying.
>>60929170I feel like they'll probably do a small cut to test the waters. If inflation goes up too much, it's the last one we're getting.
>>60929022Nothing ever happens. All these things happened before the internet 1000 times worse and nothing happened. Just internalize that NOTHING ever happens.
I've been buying TQQQ for like 4 years now and I've never sold any of it. It just keeps going up.
how come bears scream and whine a potential market colapse while the market goes up and even when it dips it will recover in 3-12 months. how do bears even make money being sidelined and scared all the time? genuine question
>>60929022nice. politicians are not needed and only steal from the people
>>60929185>how do bears even make moneyby making doomer videos on youtube
>>60929185they have a mental illnessexpect them to become extremely smug during the next bear market (when we are all making money on puts) and then to cope and seethe when it transitions to another bull market (because unlike us they won't switch back to calls)
being patient pays off
>>60929052thats bullish
should have followed my heart and bought oracle puts
>>60929199>>60929200>>60929211
>>60929211mfw i bought some yesterday and sold this morning cuz profit and it started going downshould have reboughtshoulda coulda wouldathe staple of any trader
>Recurring transfer to Roth IRA and SGOV go through todayIt's also payday and my checking account balance is $1,776God bless America
holy shit prologis
>>60929251Based SGOV enjoyer. My balance is like $53 as I don't get paid until Monday and I put every spare shekel into savings or the market.
You doubted Dell?
Dead thread. Bears must have roped
>>60929162>I held FNMA for 9 years. 9 fucking years. And sold at 6 dollars. The next day its goes to 9 dollars and now its at 15.Holy shit...
>>60929268Lol, I was away for a while and checked in on the thread, saw a lot of bearish sentiment. Was concerned, checked my shit and I was up BIGLY.
>>60929162I think its still early Normie's can't buy yetOnly a single bank and ACKman have been public about it "Talks" of IPO that will be in November at the earliest That being said I'm a retard for not buying in august and I got spooked really hard by the run up today. Wish it would have crabbed for another week
>>60929268i do wonder about tomorrow if we just blast straight up or if it will be a more volatile perhaps even panican kinda day
>>60929285I think it's going to be a little rocky as we approach the rape cut announcement. But what do I know, we'll probably be neon green tomorrow
>>60929057>USDCAD = 1.385, or $27.70>48 cans at 355 ml = 17,040 mL for $27.70>= 6.15 ml per $0.01>2L = 2,000 ml, often about $2, lets say $2.50>10 bottles x 2000 = 20,000 ml for $27.70, with change>= 7.22 ml per $0.01You are literally wasting 17% of your purchasing power if you didnt get bulk
>>60929294i see a lot of people on my brok shorting dax
>>60928484Why though?
>>60929084Stockmarkets, son
wait i just realized, burgers kept the market open on 9/11???
>>60929311Well yeah it's not a really important day like Juneteenth or something
go down you talmudic bastard
GO UP YOU SLUT
I feel like I should buy an SPY call right now but I don't want to lose money.
>>60929299Which is bullish because its probably retail hedging for rate cut announcement. You'll want to short after they close their hedges
>>60929337Looks bullish daily, weekly is showing signs of a possible reversal down. Hard to say
>>60929343Fidelity won't let me buy options on margin right now anyway. I will take this as a sign and abstain.
>>60929343long gold instead?
If you buy 100 shares or a leap, you can make you own dividend paying stock by selling weekly calls.
>>609292972L won't fit in the fridge and the cans were on sale thoughever
>>60929362Calls can ruin your gains if the stock doesn't crab.
>>60929362I do this and also sell short dated puts to degenerate goomblers
>>60928956>>60928963I slurped big time.I am a car salesman. People have lost all connection to reality lately. Everyone coming in is rolling $6-12k of negative equity without a second thought, and many don't even care about the rate.I have tried talking these folks into lower trim levels. The flat on a new vehicle (300$) is the same for me regardless at a volume dealership like mine.They simply won't hear of it. Americans will not accept any decline in standard of living. I have an easier time getting someone into a used Lariat F-150 70k miles if they're driving a Lariat now (that's going to be 21% interest with their rollover and mid credit) as opposed to a base model at special rate or even 0% fin.As soon as I heard about the premise, I bought in BIGGLY.(as a side note Santander is the bank that slurps all our no chance hopeatron never getting approved customers (same at all the other dealerships in the state). When there is a credit crunch you should buy puts)
>>60929319sluts are supposed to go down
I want to trade but the day feels too shittySitting this one out
>>60929369Gains are still gains. I do this :Dca into vwce (europoor)Run a pmcc (basically leap + call) Reinvest premium into cryptoIf I get rekt I simply stop dcaing and repay my margin debt
>>60929376I saw a guy on Caleb Hammer yesterday who put his new car's down payment on Affirm. He also bragged about how he's "always the smartest person in the room" and admitted he was planning to Affirm a $1600 Star Citizen ship.But that's not Klarna.
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>>60929362>If you buy 100 shares or a leap, you can make you own dividend paying stock by selling weekly calls.I was making good money until the stock unexpectedly shit the bed and now the permiums are too low to even bother. Next time I will run the wheel on an ETF instead of an individual stock.
>>60929386i don't miners but the futes
>>60929376I will honestly never understand wanting a car payment. A mortgage is understandable. But I've never owned a car that wasn't payed in full and only a few grand. My friend just got his car paid off recently and it runs perfectly well and only a few months later he's talking about how he wants to buy another car. I'll just never understand. Why would you WANT another monthly bill with interest?? This country really is gigaconsoomerland
>>60929280My average was 1.38 p share. Im not buying at 16 dollars. I FUCKED UP
>>60929369If you sell 20-25 delta calls, there is ample time to collect theta. You can dip out of the position when it would cap your upside.
>>60929020Im banking on Iran sanctioning US oil
>>60929402At least you made pretty good gains. Has to sting now though
>>60929395An incentivized rate car payment makes sense as you can get a better return on SPY or even a CD.Rolling over negative equity to the tune of 10k because you need retail therapy is retarded.
>415could you cunts be more lazy please xx
>>60929434Why would I bake when a slut like you will do it for me? And for free, too.
>>60929459It's beneath me.
>>60929433>An incentivized rate car payment makes sense as you can get a better return on SPY or even a CDThis. I financed my last vehicle at 1% and have already paid it off; it would've been silly to buy it outright instead of investing that money. But being one of those people who have a new car every few years while also not having a pot to piss in, that's another matter altogether>>60929434Baking for free? In this economy? Couldn't be me
>>60929268bear herecan’t afford the rope or chair. is this a use case for klarna
>>60929463I've resorted to phone posting since jannies banned me over muffinhttps://youtu.be/SECVGN4Bsgg?si=_qxLPqM4kUJx4HUgJannies shot me for speech like they did Kirk
we just made new ATH
>So how was the CPI?>Hot and sticky, like my balls
did the baker get fired?
i want to get longs but everything is so high
this is the last /smg/ ever
>>60929528They deleted my 289 post weekend bake and people complained that I was baking at 300 posts. So this is the consequences of those decisions.
Fine I'll bake, I have a 300 sec timer though
Bears aren't wrong, they're just early.
>>60929544baking
>>60929551It's the same thing anon
fine i'll bake
Any GRRR Sandeep sirs here?!?!
New >>60926971>>60926971>>60926971
As no one else is, I'll bake
>>60929561LOL
>>60929561Actual new>>60928142 >>60928142 >>60928142
>>60929568Classic smg joke. We like to have fun around here.
>>60929561>>60929570Consequences will never be the same!
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