Other dividend stocks are more profitable, but nothing quite hits like getting quarterly dividends from Match Group. To know that I'm personally HARVESTING the hard won saving of millions of simps all over the world, like a sort of online pimp of every female in the world, just hits different. I feel like I'm doing the Pleasure Dome missions in GTA San Andreas, from the comfort of my own home.
>>60929339Dating apps and their consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
>>60929339>Match Group(YOU) must be RICH
>>60929339Ex-Tindergod here 30+ who fucked like 200 chicks from various datingapps including many fresh 18yr olds AMA
>>60929351Dating apps peaked during covidThen it became a monetized mess and still doesn't workYou need to be lucky finding a good girl on a not so famous dating app but even that is almost impossible now a days
>>60929351My average is 29 a share, ya bet I'm comfy.
>>60929356There is no long term future in current dating apps design. You should invest in instagram instead
>>60929364I invested on Facebook at IPO zoomie. We are talking dating apps here.
>>60929367Dating apps dont work because they earn money from NOT working.... If they work then people wont use it after they found each other so they lack customers so they are designed to not work and be shitty and the gig is up people notice thats why stocks plummet. Unless they completely redesign it and find a way how they keep making money without fucking over customers in the most obvious way its very over for them
It's common knowledge match group apps purposely withhold suitable matches in order to get you to pay more for boosts and shit and sometimes still dont meet them. If you swipe with different accounts you see people while you don't see them on the other account. Like shadowban shit. Tinder used to actually be good pré-covid and during covid in the beginning. Then it became basically like gambling. The house always wins. You wont meet actually worthy girls because the algorithm cucks you so you pay more and then it still fucking cucks you because if you win then they lost a customer
>>60929429god imagine how much poontang you could get if you had admin access>stack every girls app full of indians except for you so you look 10/10
>>60929403>>60929429have Negronihave 2
>>60929477thats pretty funny and then disable the function to remove you from their likes
Dating apps are obviously going to be banned at some point.
>>60929614>All founders, largest shareholders and CEO are tribe membersIn your dreams sweetie.
>>60929621Screenshot my post, dweeb
>>60929627Forgot to say they airdropped the new CEO from the Palantir board for god knows what nefarious purposes. Match Group is a pillar of the new order my melaninated friend.
>>60929614Why would they get banned?
>>60929696Because they're playing a large part in destroying society and unlike the poster above I don't believe that will be allowed for much longer.
>>60929707Ok they probably should for the betterment of society but legally speaking it would never happen
>>60929339i mean sure, i get it, but seems like such a waste of money.
>>60929339To op: I've been really thinking of jumping on this badly, do you think now will be a good time to buy? Think it will go up or down? My palantir stocks went crazy but I've been thinking of adding this and telling everyone to go on dating apps while I make money off it.
>>60929779I'm not sure. It's been flat for a year but on the other hand every Zoomer girl is on hinge. I genuinely bought it for the /pol/ memes.
>>60929801is hinged owned my Match? What if they start implementing ai in these things?
>>60929809They already have an algo which is presumably AI-adjacent
>>60929779slurping
>>60929809Match owns every major dating app except Bumble and Badoo. Personally idgaf about AI. I also own Palantir but for different reasons.
>>60929614they wont but they will become one of those overmonetized pussy traps that are frowned upon but still used like webcam whores and titty bars
>>60929834I do think this is the key. People are becoming less social. Interfaces like tinder and hinge have become a social necessity to overcome anxiety. Then there's also the whole issue of written consent. Bear in mind that we are talking first world cities only, the whole concept will still expand to the boondocks and every Third World shithole. The monetization opportunities of India for example after dating apps become the social norm there are not to be underestimated.
>>60929585Have your profile get recommended to her at 11:11. She'll think its in the zodiac.
>>60929339>simpsWhat are you talking about? 30€ a month gets me unlimited attractive pussy. Or a long term relationship if i want one. You get two beers with that in a bar these days. My horny ancestors could only dream of something like this.
>>60929351Insane consolidation range
>>60929871kek
>>60929907>long term relationship with someone who's had unlimited amounts of dickThink about what you're saying
>>60929364What room does Instagram have to grow?
>>60929696all it takes is a few big controversies, but, game theory wise, it wont happen or there will just be new ones
>>60929844the problem from an investing point of view is that it only takes a bit of time for any male using the app to realize he is being milked dry so the income of those companies is not going to boom like it did during covid the real growth would be found in alternative companies that are yet to explode in value before being bought up by the match group if anything i would short match with leverage
>>60930140there's no other way to find a date cable companies also suck and everyone use them
>>60929356no it isn't you cuck shill faggot
>>60930156Feeling emotional there buddy?
>>60929844Sounds good brother I'm going in. Gods speed to both of us.
>>60930214May God guard our investments my brother.
>>60929339based
Men find half the women attractive. Double the number of women and you get double the number of attractive women. Women chase the top chad. Double the amount of men and they now chase the top chad of that bigger group.Dating apps just upped the difficulty slider for men from hard to impossible.
>>60930262Incels out
>>60929355dubs of truth. dating apps are over. IRL is back.
>>60929355>>60929403>>60929429This/thread>>60929614retard incel
>>60929973just because you are a loser and sat still all your life doesnt mean everyone else also did
>>60929339>Other dividend stocks are more profitableSO SELL IT
WHEN THEY BANKROT INVESTORS WILL GET JUST SOME OUTDATED SERVERS
>>60930262I posted my face on 4chan when i was like 17 and got called a 5/10. Average height. All it took for me was 10 years of self improooovement (including learning how to hit on women and what’s it like to be with them) and becoming a m.d to get unlimited attractive pussy. Incels just want to call everything impossible to have an excuse for their laziness.
>>60929352did it fill the hole in your heart
>>60931316Just become a doctor bro kekkk
>>60929352Getting pegged by obese chicks isn't natural man. Let it go.
>>60931648Other kinds of high paying jobs work too. What, you just think you can just do no work at all and still get women?
>>60931289nah
>>60929614>dating apps must go because it shows me how I’m an ugly incel
>>60930161ez (you) ty
>>60932071The CEO of Match is a board member of PLTR. Great things are coming.
>>60931554yes
>>60931554>>60932185i mean yes
don't let dating apps warp your perception of yourself, if they (MATCH GROUP) think you're a paypig you're going to get bledback in the day super likes worked really well when i was "in the game". but there were so many bots you had to be very strategic about them. i think my super like success rate was insanely high when i was dating hot MILFs because it made them feel special. i imagine hot young girls/art hoes/alt girls are inundated with a billion of them so they're useless. just accept that you're paying for dates so you're also paying for setting up dates.just like paying for advertising for a business, similar to your business life, you won't convert if you don't look appealing: invest in fitness, diet, grooming, decent clothing (these do NOT require luxury, just a little planning and consistency) and make sure you get a few decent photos. hiiter/taller/ricjer friends would post these goober selfies they took in the dark with bad angles, bad hair, etc and look like serial killers or pedos. have an ounce of self reflection and you can at least present yourself well.then after you do all that: delete the fucking app and go outside cuz you did the legwork now you just need to stop being a pussy and talk to women without the expectation of sexo. also stop jacking off so much.
>>60932266Talking to girls outside is a nice way to get arrestedYou need match groups permission first and you will like it
>>60932266This is not a bug, it's a feature. Palantir on the streets, Match in the sheets.
Kay I'm gonna stop shilling now I'm getting overhyped on this stock since I read about the Palantir connection and feelings make bad investments. Have a good day faggots.
