This may seem like an /x/ thread at first but hear me out: Over the years there have been many conspiracy theories about ayylmaos secretly running governments around the globe. We all know here at /biz/ though, that corporations hold the real power. So the situation is this: if I were an ayylmao who wanted to rule humanity, what businesses would be the best to secretly take control of behind the scenes? Be creative with your strategies. >just chuck an asteroid lolI want to conquer humanity, not destroy it.>then conquer it by forceMy fleet in this scenario consists of just two or three house-sized spaceships vulnerable to Earthly military weapons making a violent takeover impossible.
>>60935975You could choose any of them in theory, but theres no /biz/ like show/biz/, so i pick the entertainment industry
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>>60935975Maybe. I never believed in aliens but i once got the og alien pic from a repost on x, most terrifying shit i have ever seen. Then the servers were shut down and the pic was deleted from my drive (i know that it is also possible to hide code in a pic). Maybe one day i will offer 10 link or so for the pic. I never saw the original again.
media, banks, natural resources, porn, immigration , etc
