french boomer kings edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gamblinghttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permitsPrevious: >>60941045
>>60942613
BUY TSLA!!!!!!!!!BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>60942613lmao that can't be real can it?
>France loses its credit score>France has this massive boomer population demanding insane levels of social securityits insane watching them destroy their country
I don't know about you guys, but 2,9% is higher than 2,5-2,7%
What's the website or how do I check if a yield max stock underperforms the underlying? I don't want to add all the dividends for a 12 month period. I doubt if they were actually as shit as people say so many here would be doing them.
What are good contenders today to do a little bit of gambling on? I need my fix
>>60942628the solution is more vibrant diversity
>>60942632you can pretty much assume all yield max etf's are massive scamsthe only investments with that high of yield that won't screw you over are BDC's and even then only a handful are really good
>>60942633AMD gunna do a lil sum after China news on NVIDIA
>>60942630can you translate that from new arabic?
>>60942641Nbideo already recovering.Was the china thing a nothingburger?
>>60942632tradingview and then top left next to the ticker symbol, press on the + button with a circle around itspoiler alert, none of the yieldscams outperform
>>60942646of course it was>wow china announces a new investigation during the middle of trade negotiationsdoesnt mean retail wont freak out at open though, but long term nothingburger
>>60942640Yes that's what I heard still wanted to verify myself.>>60942647Thanks I'll check it out.
>>60942643No, and it won't make your point correct. Inflation was lower during Biden, when they did cut. It was still too high for cuts though. They did cut because of the yields. Nonetheless, it was lower during those cuts than now, just to make it clear in case you didn't get it.
Why won't this gay shit go down already, where tf is the money even coming from to prop this up?
> shkreli with yet another correct bioshit callits free alpha, right there on fucking twitter of all places, and you just don't pay attention.
>>60942632
>>60942659my brother in christ it was an untelegraphed double rate cut
>>60942661What's his YTD returns?
>>60942651long term nothingburger was right, that's why i sold cash secured AMD puts when it dipped, ez cash, gonna buy back my puts for 90% profit at open and redeploy my cash, with this bull market all the short term dips on major cap stocks are the easiest play for 30-45 DTE options, the AAPL calls i bought on the sept product event are already up 35%, once again EZ money
I don't know if I can take much more of this bros. If the Fed is even slightly more dovish than expected on Wednesday the market will melt up and I'll lose thousands. Why do I keep doing this to myself?
So... What US company is buying TikTok?
Spx otm butterfly spread.
>>60942667Oracle would make the most sense. Amazon would be insanely good but unlikely to get through antitrust.
>>60942672wouldn't it be meta?
>>60942641i traded amd im no longer holding it long only indicies now individual stocks have caught up in laggard effect so no point in individual bullshit now
>>60942632Seeking Alpha>input tickers>Select Metrics>Performance>Total Returns>>60942640Kek. I made 24% on MSTY, NVDY and ULTY including the crazy NAV erosion from April to August. I still have my ULTY position of about 4400 shares with a total cost basis of around $2.12 a share or there abouts.
Another excellent day for Rollschads
kek META is down because of the possible TikTok deal. But also insignificantly lower>>60942663>my brother in christkek, I told you it was wrong. I also forgot that the september one happened because of the Sahm-rule meme. Fed basically panicked. Then later in November they did cut again after Trump won, and those were because of the yields.
I love Dell like my knife collection.
Eurodef RIPPING again. Buy ALRT. Its Europe's palantir. Buy. Now.
>>60942678Literally impossible that gets through antitrust. Not happening.
>>60942691anti trust is so weirdlook at stuff like yum brands or walmart and lowes being the same company owner
>>60942613>>60942621>>60942628will france finally give the prince his throne back?they have been spiraling ever since they abolished the monarchy
>>60942666Hi Devil. I suggest hedging with a small position in a purely speculative asset or meme stock. If the market keeps clowning, at least you will make big returns.
>>60942704their big issue is they have a MASSIVE african population that will continue to burn the system down
It's meI'm the marketEverything I buy dumpsEverything I short moons
>>60942707it's a shit penny stock with 35M cap, gamble your pocket change on it but don't be surprised if you get rugpulled
>>60942691And who by chance do you think controls antitrust now?
How do I stop being scaredmoney and start being basedmoney?
>>60942720Top signal
ok, 4 hours of pumping already in premarket. Now, market opens, drops 10 points at best for 1-10 minutes, maybe at best til 9:50, then autopilot 5-6hours pumping.
>>60942718israel
talk me out of dumping money into SLV
>>60942691Dude…the Trump admin will absolutely facilitate that deal. Anything for undermining China.
Guys I put my entire life savings on Klarna otm puts a minute before closing on Friday. How screwed am I
>>60942735When do they expire? But yeah going into a rate cut that wasn't the brightest move.
>>60942720you have to realize a few things. 1) inflation eating your buying power is a hidden threat (less hidden lately). you invest to avoid that. staying in cash is not safe. 2) accept that your lizard brain is risk averse by default, and that losses will hurt more than gains feel good, but in reality they are the same. 3) the longer your investment horizon the less risk you are taking. if you are in this for the long haul, ignore short term drawdowns.
This is just getting so fucking retarded.Holy fucking shit.
>>60942742October 17th
>>60942628France is such a small country how can they have a social security
How many times have we pumped on news of a China deal now? Five times? Six?
>>60942747You should be okay. Just get out with a small profit. Don't wait for bigger.
>>60942628What happened in France in 2013?
>>60942743Pretty based reply.
>go down 1-2 points>immediately try the next pump attempt>go down>again>go down again>already grinding on the daily upper band in premarket >because TSLAfaggots are pumping nonstop>because Trump says something in regards to china even though nothing of what he claimed would happen happened and even if, the situation now is still worse than before all the messlol
WHAT WAS THAT
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON LET'S MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
>another new ATH for SPY on open
>>60942750I anticipate Dave and busters will dump after earnings
Hey bears what happened to Septembear? More like septembull hahahahaSo much for seasonality haha
>>609427431. Just. 2. Keep. 3. Buying.
>>60942768Based
>>60942729I bought physical silver a week ago so it's probably peaked
>>60942768yes
>>60942768based
SPX has been green for the last 5 months now It has to fucking come down eventually.
>Coreweave up 7%every time I think I've missed that bus it pops even more >Telsa up ANOTHER 7% it happened AGAIN
>>60942788>why green during bull market???
GOOG bros we can't stop winning. $300 by end of year
so QQQ is just going to close higher for the 10th day in a row?
shit just keeps going up
>>60942768Based>>60942777Checked
Another week in this KINO bull run.Civil unrest and world wars can't stop this train!
>>60942792Nothing moves in a straight line up or down. It has to pull back eventually. Come on now.
WHO THE FUCK IS BUYING? WHO?!
>>60942809We've had plenty of red days.
>>60942810Oh I'm buying. Buying puts, that is.
>>60942810FOMO boomers with plenty of cash in their 401k
>>60942798>Gains in the opening minutes mattering
>>60942794it hasnt done that in a while
Googlesisters, how we feelin?
>everything green except NVIDAGAYAY
>META green againSo, Meta dumped on Chinanews. Now it is up again. It's obvious that all data and news has only one outcome.Uber also started pumping higher and higher with TSLA robotaxi rollout. Somehow everybody will profit
SOXL the crab
Why did no one tell me about WLDS?
>>60942822my tits are jacked
>>60942788for reference
>>60942811When was the last time SPY was down over 1 percent? Every ""red"" day was literally nothing. Literally the last time we went limit down was March 2020. It's been half a decade.
>>60942810I mean I buy every Wednesday on payday
>>60942810Those who believe in the interest rate cut
why is /smg/ so bearish?is this /biz/ or /r9k/?
>>60942613fuck your tranny OP pic
Sold some poots
>>60942613Oh my fucking god
fannymay
>>60942838general contrarian nature of any 4ch board, /biz/ is no exception
>>60942841fella on here on Friday night bought thousands in Tesla putsTHOUSANDSwhat an utter FOOL!
>>60942704No, they will elect a socialist-commie coalition to enact austery measures once they realize they can't have a welfare without money and in the meantime bank stocks will boom while they find out new taxes to close their crippling deficit
>>60942838Certain individuals have a brain disease that causes them to perceive the end of all things as imminent despite all evidence to the contrary. These people are massively overrepresented on 4chan, and the ones on /biz/ tend to be gay bears who buy puts in bull market and then cry when they lose money.
>>60942839Back to work Pierre, someone needs to pay for those pensions.
>>60942847that's why i never go all in a single tradefirst rule of investing: DONT LOSE MONEY
which palantir call should i buy ?
dios mio
>>60942860>calli mean put fuckshort
>BTC weak as stonks put in new all time highsYes I am aware that shorting the domestic market is haram but it feels like it's time for a fucking correction. Balls tingling.
>>60942839Everyone in Europe wants to see fr*nce fail.
oh now SOXL is going up without me
>>60942867>BTC
Anyone have an opinion on High Tide? It's a Canadian cannabis company and reddit swears it has great fundamentals and growth prospects. They report earnings today but the stock has appreciated around 45% over the past month. Anyone think they will beat and it's a good play on their earnings?
WHAT PUT DO I BUY HOW DOES IT WORK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>60942865Complete and other non-sense. Optimus won't launch for another decade and the car brand is dead in the water.
gentle reminder that the final 10 days of September are the worst days of the year have your fingers on the trigger before Friday my loves
>>60942887I'm gonna let rate cuts zoot me and then sell, buy back in on the down and gobble up the holiday highs.
>>60942847Kek - baggie.
>the nanosecond I go to buy back my shorts Tesla pumps back to my cost basis
>>60942810It was me!!!!
>>60942883HOOD puts. I'm seeing quote unquote illegal mexicans on twitter bragging about making over half a million from their HOOD. Screenshots and all.If that isn't the most top of top signals then I don't know what will kill this market.
>>60942906More normies using HOOD = bad?
>TXNlollmao even
>>60942908These normies are bragging about their gains like the shoeshine boy in 1929.
Everything is pumping and I am sidelined with my dick in my hand.
>>60942906no i want palantir puts but i dont know which one i should get. how does one decide?
>>60942850>socialist-commie coalition to enact austery measuresthe most retarded post in the entire thread, congratulations.France is a nothingburguer, if they cut freebies to minorities and freeze pensions against inflation for a while they would be in a surplus. But they can't do it without scaring people a bit because Macron doesn't want another yellow jacket event.
>>60942887thx for this anon, gonna close my positions on friday, maybe buy a put or two 45-60 dte
>INTC mooning right after I sold more CCsGOOD. Fuck that piece of shit stock anyway, I hope I get assigned so I get rid of it once and for all.
>>60942925>if they cut freebies to minorities and freeze pensionslol, lmao. it's like you just landed on planet earth. and you have the balls to call other people retarded
Will she follow me to my place if I show her my junior silver miner portfolio?
Anybody remember "AI is a bubble"? Wasn't that 2 weeks ago? haha
If ASTS closes below 39 on Friday I will buy 1000 sharesJews paid me a thousand dollars to do this
im starting to feel a little euphoric
>>60942933based, i hate INTC, one of my bigger losses this year
>>60942628Work more you fucking disgusting frogs! Slimy motherfuckers, wanted us to work to death to pay debts 15 years ago and now those lazy disgusting animals are protesting because they are not willing to be taxed more or cut social welfare and are probably expecting the rest of europeans to pay for them to live like kings in theit multicultural shithole.
>>60942926perhaps Thursday night would be more prudent
People are actually buying puts!
>INTC baggies coming out the woodworkWhat's your average price? Come on, don't be shy, tell us
I'M LOSIN' MY BALLS OVA HERE
>>60942944Could it be from the caffeine?
>>60942964on my 4th cup already anon, need to stop refreshing 15 tabs at a time, it's causing my GPU to overheat
>>60942962Literally all you had to do was buy Dell.
>>60942960$27.06, bought almost exactly 3 years ago
>>60942628how do they not have a workers pension system? that shit shouldn't be in the gov budget. oh well they're all gigacommies in the eu
Shill me something please /smg/ , i don't care if it's another hgraf variant
>>60942969sincerely hope that's an NVDA gpu
>>60942935Not other people, just you. The French left is completely opposed to cuts on spending, while every party to their right has been saying, for years now, that pensions are unsustainable and crushing the working class.So again, you're a retard, and you should shut the fuck up and go back to whatever topic you understand.
>>60942969>GPUretard
>>60942987GRRR dip
>>60942972If Dell closes below 120 Friday I will buy it at 120. Jews paid me 48 dollars to do this.
>>60942987FNMA is always worth buying
>>60942969Even with hardware acceleration on your browser it is the CPU doing most of the work.
>>60942987WLDSOKLOASTS
Parents gave me a lot of money unexpectedlyMy strategy so far:> twice a month, look for a comany to invest in:> choose either Norway or eatern EU country, check for the biggest stocks in this country (huge tax benefits if I invest in EU+Norway)> pick one company I haven't invested in in almost randomly> buy ~€1600How retarded is this strategy?
HGRAF dead now for good?i regret buying that shit and micro strageshit
>>60942987AS and MP this week for a pop>>60942964im on 1 cup. more coffee=more gains?
>>60942952Work what? Their industrial goods are a meme. If you buy French, it's guaranteed to break down like those Chinese goods at the start of the millennia. Their agriculture is shit and lives on European subsidies. Their only worth is tourism, but who wants to pay to see a rat-infested shithole like Paris a second time?>>60942990Won't happen, you faggot. Nobody has the balls to commit political suicide like that by cutting welfare and freezing pensions. You've dug your own hole by being such a massive bunch of pretentious fucks.
>>60942987i'm not gonna shill you stocks but i will give you some ideasfinancial sector - rate cuts = more loan borrowers. go for fintech not boomer shit like bank of americaenergy - heavily needed because ai demanddata centers - aioil - do you need to ask
>>60943002They need to start cranking out some more AI-generated research papers pronto
Are xstocks legit?i checked amazon and the 2.3 M market cap, and the 28,000 liquidity makes me doubt.
>>60943013if you have to ask here of all places i think you know the answer
>>60943013doesnt niggerrock try to bring this out right with nasaq stocks? stocks on the blockchain
>>60942960$33.62. I refuse to average this turd down
>>60942998why are you buying random stuff instead of investing in an index? one less thing to think about. it'll work out if you're lucky, not so much if you're unlucky.
I'm no longer going to shill Dell. I think I've said my peace on the subject. I'll post my total gains in March 2026.
>>60943032i bought some way OTM LEAPS for cheap because of you
>>60943013>tokenized stocks thats already on exchange instead of something that isn't like xAI or openAIam I missing something here? do they offer something that isn't available for trade? if not then for what purpose?
>buy Tesla puts last week>stock pumpsI can wait
>>60942998buy an index retard
Give me one reason not to buy TRON without being racist
>>60943042That's good. You are going to make it. I'm up around 10k now.
>>60943007Way too late to be shilling any of that, it already had it's run up to the point of being probably overvalued.
WILL THIS PIECE OF DOGSHIT EVER STOP DUMPING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT RUINS MY WHOLE PORTFOLIO
>>6094296030
>>60943030Two reasons:- I distrust synthetic replication but that's all I could have if I want my EU lowered taxes and don't want an EU index- I don't want to invest in the AI probable bubbleI obviously don't do it completely randomly: I look at several companies at random before picking one I like more than the others
>>60943056>Buying Microshart
>>60943046is SPY an ETF? it keeps getting higher and higheri would have made more money if i just wen all in in that in april
>>60942628The dream of the Europeans is alive in Portland (that old dude just bought his third electric bike)
>>60943056Why is MSTR dumping? Did they change their business plan?
>>60943055ok. what sector hasn't ran up this year?
>>60943074no sailor even bought on the weekend againi just want to get out break even at this point
I'm thinking about selling 100k worth of SPY. There's no way this is sustainable
>>60943075cannabis
>>60943087not a bad move
endless fuckin pumpinnot because the fed is going to cut 0,25%, but because the fed is going to cut into increasing inflation
>>60943075>what sector hasn't ran up this year?I'd like to know this as well. Feels like the ship has sailed on everything forever.
Piece of shit SBSW how long until it finishes consolidating and goes up again>pic unrelated
INTC and GME are both $25lmao
>>60943074they have to constantly dilute to pay denbts
>>60943045I dunno man, for once in a while I haven´t heard of Elon Musk, dude might have gotten depressed and stopped being a retard?
Watching this one stock and the computers are buying and selling to each other for a penny in profit. Meanwhile the stock moved 50 cents in an hour. Kind of funny.
>>60943084Hope is a poor hedge. Crypto treasure companies will keep losing their premium as we are nearing towards the end of this crypto bull. Just dump it. Buy SLON instead.
good morning
>>60943110>just sell wirh 30% loss bro
>>60942704Umm, actually sir, France already has a prince running the country
>>60943106He's been posting all weekend, tryng to shit on the left. Even texting at MSFT because of Blizzard employees talking about Kirk's death, lmao free speech amirite? And attending the UK rallye (allegedly 3 million even though max 150k) per videocallAnyways, the Fed needs to cut, the market is actually collapsing. Financial stability is at stake.
google is undervalued
>>60943114You are 30% in red and you still keep holding. Are you completely retarded? How did you allow yourself to get into this situation in first place
>>60943121kill yourself
>>60942613>forgot to sell atyr on friday>"they'll release the study at the end of the week I'll just sell mon">they specifically decide to fuck me over by releasing 30 min premarket monday morning>down 80%
>>60943121My cock is undervalued, but no one is slurping :,(
>>60943123i bought awhile after it dumped from its high it keept dumping i holded for 6+ months. i was at break even then it keept dumping again while btc keep pumping and i thought it needs to pump again but it didnt
Just bought a share of spmo with dividendsI want a broker that lets you create a flow chart to automate dividend investment, anybody have something like that? Like unreal engine workflow?
>>60943119Free speech doesn't mean freedom from consequences of said speech. That's what libshits like to say anytime a rightoid loses their job or gets physically assaulted for going full MAGA retard, right?
I hope you smiggers are getting in on MDA,Its literally free money right now.Market shat the bed when a contract cancelled but MDA has lost way more in market cap than the contract was worth over years. Dollars on sale for 66 cents right now.
>>60943119man, I don't know how, but he manages to make me feel sad for him
>>60943139So if someone is a massive piece of shit you're going to step down to their level and be just like them?
>>60943138etrade will estimate future divs for you
>>60943130Why did you wait so long though?
>>60943139I know. So it seems like the right isn't that much different. Who would have thought
as a bear, i give the fuck upat least i only bought TSLZ instead of TSLA puts this go around
>>60943106No no no, you don't stop being retarded. He's just a depressed retard now.>>60943119He should just come to terms with his autism making him incompatible with his desire to be viewed as the main character in society and get a dog and weighted blanket.
feels good to be an INTCel today
>>60943154Idiocy, complacency, general retardation
>>60943130you done goof'd
how does nothing ever go down? i just want a long term crabby market.
fellow yuros, never EVER buy yuro stocks>bought SAP 2 months ago>pure red ride downAAAAYYYYYYY
What does /smg/ think about junior silver miners?
>>60943175a lot of potential but none of the stability of senior gold majors
>>60943159the market is smiling on me today
>>60943056congrats on finding the only thing that is down
>>60943171Of all the neatly priced low PE Yuro stonks why would you go for the richly priced German company in the US dominated tech sector?Do yourself a favour, liquidate and go long on MDA right this instant.
>>60943171Should've bought RHM.
What are the best shipbuilding stocks? Specifically, for military vessels?
>>60943171>Buy VW>-30%>buy amerishit stocks>made it all back
>>60943150Not me personally, but if you're going to swat, dox, and generally harass people for having opinions you don't like don't be surprised when they do the same to you.
>>60942632https://totalrealreturns.com/
>>60943171Im thinking about investing in Poland by buying Jeronimo Martins, those guys seem to know what they are doing, and if my parents had bought that shit when i was young i'd be rich by now.>>60943197it's not constructive in any way, like watching a bunch of monkeys flinging shit at each other
>>60943121Amazing that the stock price and the usefulness of the search engine seem to be inversely correlated.
>>60943206I agree, I'm reminded of that "direction brain" meme image
>>60943152Yeah fidelity does that too, but I'd like a way to say "take % of dividends from Y ticker and buy X ticker at market"
>>60942742N-no Jerome will hold the line. Jerome will not fold. Jerome is Volcker not Burns
>>60943056>>60943074>>60943084I got burned by MSTR, thought it would go up again with BTC but it just kept dumping. Best thesis I heard is that it priced in all of the gains from this cycle back when it hit that ATH back in November, and now that Saylor is smash-diluting it's just going to drift downwards before falling like a rock after Bitcoin tops out. I've still got some in my portfolio as I think it could stage a bit of a rally, but I won't be surprised if it forms lower highs rather than breaking out.
I know it’s boomer of me to think about my 401k being my retirement but how am I doing after decades of slaving? Am I going to make it? >45yrs old btw and employed / contributing.
>ADBEdrops on good newspiece of fucking shit
>>60943175I own SILJ.Just bought some 1911 goldcorp...
>>60943075You probably want to look at sectors that everyone hates right now. Maybe something related to trade, but that's a minefield right now.
>>60943212google's value is in ADs and AI
>>60943220excel is probably going to be your best bet
>>60942960>$33I'm unironically glad I've just bagheld and not averaged down since everything else I've thrown money in has done better. This is still going to be my foreverhold, INTCel is a fun reminder in my portfolio that I am a complete fucking retard sometimes and I'm just never going to sell it at this point. That and I've learned from PLTR and AFRM that I should just always hold everything even if they crab for years and years.
>go down a tiny bit (max 2-3 points)>BOOM - SPIKE
>>60943103Wait until it murks SOXL again
>>60943247How can I get Excel to automatically buy stock on my behalf?
>>60943236That depends how much of that is in muh ai
>>60943236i'm at a close age and i have a similar amount in my retirement account. although around 10 years ago i stopped contributing as much (just hit the match) and started focusing on my after-tax account hard so i could escape.
Pretty soon my weekly 150$ into VT won't even buy me a full share
>>60943171RNMBY has been an amazing ride. Seeing Russians die and taking home a profit is incredibly fulfilling.
>>60943255you're checking your accounts every day anyways just manually buy
>>60943264Did you ever accidentally go over the annual amount you are allowed to contribute across your retirement plans?
>>60943264yeah i'm about to only do my match % and put rest into after-tax also, no way am i working after 50 at the latest
>>60943121stay away from me
Google has gone up 50% after I sold my $200,000 in shares out of impatience. The less I check my portfolio, the more money I make.
>>60943275the system at my work prevented me from doing so>>60943276nice. i went part time 4 years ago, will probably keep that up for as long as they'll have me. too much free time was boring for me.
My retarded ass didn't buy ASTS for the 20th time.
Juggernaut Economy>Juggernaut EconomyJuggernaut Economy>Juggernaut EconomyJuggernaut Economy>Juggernaut Economy
>>60943253over and over again
>>60943305For me it is Rogue.
line go up
>>60943300Buy nowPrice target 48
hmm so if he cuts rates will the dollar collapse?
>>60943007>fintechAny idea on this ones?>>60943171WRONG, you can safely put your money on Eurodefense, shits pumping like never before!
Can someone point me to a bunch of stocks so that I can glance over their financials? I'm feeling uninspired.
>>60943325Where are they going to go? There's no one left. This is it.
>>60943338HPE
>>60943339just worrying my eurocuck longs would get raped
>>60942906That's actually bullish af for HOOD though you retard, the house wants more customers
>Trump calls to end quarterly earnings reports requirements>suggests 6-month reporting intervalsbullish
>>60942790>every time I think I've missed that bus it pops even moretiming - it depends when you get on the bus
>>60942831>my tits are jacked
>>60943338US homebuilders are dirt cheap. TOL is my pick but basically any of them are a buy. China is still cheap if you wanna go down that road. FUTU and BABA.
Should I sell a hood put?
>>60943338GTLB, lmk what you think about their sustained profit and revenue, solid company providing critical software infrastructure for AI/ML meme companies and legacy software
/smg/, when did you realise you're smarter than most people?
>>60943305AWWW YEAH IT'S THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH
>>60942987Get in WOLF and wait for double digits
>>60942936>show her my junior silver miner portfolioHe has already ruined the poon after years of plunder
>>60943371From a very early age when I learned faster than others in public school, and then again when I worked retail for a little bit, but stocks had nothing to do with that
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>>60943371First day of kindergarten
SYM finally back in the green after some anon suggested DCAing into it a few months back, thanks
>>60943371It's not a very high bar, to be fair
>>60943371I trade like the dumbest dumb guy in the world. Past year has been hell.
>>60943002>HGRAF dead now for goodI thought soot manufacturing was the future, what happened?
>>60943382>allow new owner to rewrite the algorithmIs the a way of spinning as a win that Xi will not give the algorithm to new owner?
>>60943348You'll be fine, probably. We should be worrying about what happens when he doesn't cut after that 911k job revision. Shit's fucked.
Used to have a margin account at interactive brokers. Blew up my account and switched to cash. Doing well with Dell, just applied for margin. It says we will review your account and get back to you via email if you are approved. Buying power 60k. Wait, what? Turns out they gave me instant approval.
Why are we crashing?
>>60943403I sold Dell. Sorry :(
>>60943403??????
>>60943417Dow went red.
>>60943236you should be able to retire in relative comfort by the time you're 50, assuming you already have a house and don't owe considerable debts.
>>60943420nah unc is watching the Dow :skull:
>>60943400Whatever comes from the White House is an attempt of a spin as a win.
>>60943411You better not sell Dell mister I just went all in on 2026 leaps because of you
>>60943371when my parents started to turn for me for answers on just about everything. Being able to school my own mother on nearly every subject sucks donkey-dick and I hate it.
>>60943431I sell and buy it back every week. Wanted to lock in my 1k gain. Though I did just buy GCT on the dip.
i'm up 50% on my AAPL 240 call, my only regret is not buying more
>>60943389People lost faith in the company's ability to succeed. The CEO was a contracted marketing consultant who embellished her experience on Indeed to be better. She has no experience in the field she was assigned.Honestly, other people lie about their experience too but people were shilling the company so hard, it was bound to get found out.
Nigvidya bros we're back
>>60943457wtfwt
Man, I really dont want to wageslave anymore. I think I am going to go all in on shorting the market Wednesday. If powel raises rates I'm gonna make it
>>60943455Who would have thought that the bombshell CEO wasn't actually a super smart scientist. Almost like attractive women don't actually exist in the science field. Anyone with a brain could see she was a plant.
>>60943473That is so fucking retarded that it might actually work. Good luck to you anon.
which one did you guys choose?
>>60943455Still crazy that you can just lie your way into a CEO position just by being an attractive well-spoken white woman
>>60943473>If powel raises rates I'm gonna make itgood play anon, why not all in with margin for even more gains?
>My little PONY, my little PONY
>>60943473the fed leaks their moves to financial media if what they plan to do goes against market expectations. don't make silly bets.
>>60943481would you put up with non-stop sexual harassment to have the powers of a semi attractive white woman?
>>60943480I should have bought. FUCK
>>60943489Being a white woman has to be the worst thing to he reincarnated as. So close to perfection yet so far away.
>>60943480Type their symbols and I'll tell you.
>>60943473If he raises there's more to cut, so it will dump -0,3% and then pump 3% frontrunning those new possible cuts.It's like you haven't been paying attention
>>60943504>>60943504>>60943504
>>60943481you think this company hired her because she lied on her resume? lmao
>>60943130Oof The Shkreli was right again
>>60943481If by lie you mean suck off your way up yeah, it's crazy, unless someone decided to put her there as a scapegoat.
>>60943546He should stick to pharma.
>>60943455>her/smg/ has fallen
>>60943546whew i wish my brok allowed creating options
>>60943343>>60943363>>60943369thanks anons
>>60943138Trading 212 allows you to create pies, pretty cool.
LFG! 10 days up, this markets is never going down again. Keep it up boys Tesla is hitting 500, TQQQ 100 by week end, SnP 8k by Dec 31!!!!! Lets go!!
>>60942838Dunno, mood swing misery. Sometimes the market seems hyped sometimes it seems pessimistic
>>60942661>>60942664Yeah Shkreli is still really in the red with his longs while he is telling everyone else they shouldn't invest...
