previous: >>60943504>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gamblinghttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits
No cuts, inflation above target. Fuck your calls
First 4 4U
boring market dayat least its been fun reporting people who have been besmirching charlie kirk's name to their local HR department.
>>60944533Pigs get slaughtered, edition.
was gonna post that too. he may just give a stink 25 bepis and say no more cuts until "more data comes out"
>rentalsG-gee thanks...
>>60944543it's a big stock
>>60944543wtf just happened?
>>60944542cuts would crash the marketas the markets are forward facingcuts would be inflationary an require hikes in the futurethe market begins betting on those hikes wednesday afternoon
Adobe stock is nosediving so much kek AI is gonna make that shit useless by 2026
>>60944544commies getting a rape BTFOing, its a nice day>>60944094He didnt have;>relatives who were younger that lived with him>friendships with local organised crime gangs/ local police>a large guard dog or 3 (rhodesian ridgebacks ftw)>a property in a good neighborhood that looks out for each other and is alert to the dangers of browns and crime>a decent, large safe, in a basement, ideally cemented into the floor, or built into a wall in the groundIf he didnt have at least 2 of the things on the list, he deserved to be robbed.>>60944568>do ya like niggers citizen? well congratulations, you're gonna get ALL the niggers!Jesus, how horrifying. A much better way to increase housing affordability, is to create much bigger punishments for not having a house occupied by a tenant for more than ~4+ months. If your house got trashed by coons, you should be able to apply for a 6month waiver, once, and must show proof of expensive repairs required.
I have such an urge to go all cash.I can just feel it in my bones.
I just finished trading for the day. Here are my trades.
is the fomc still causing a massive v at 2pm? how are we day trading this? i used to buy like 2000 shares of soxl with a .25 cent exit and double down at 2:05 if it didn't immediately bounce and i was able to make 1k on fomc days for a while. Is the volatility still hitting there?
>>60944568You will own nothing and you will be happy
>>60944593Chewy anon that you? What’s to stop dell from going back to 90 again?
There’s nothing to fucking buy man, as soon as I buy something the faggot “September dip” will start, if I don’t by anything we market will continue to pump while I am all cash
>>60944542They don't care about inflation even though they should. Buy precious metals and precious metal accessories.
>>60944593my what a big appetite for risk you have
>>60944593You make it look easy.+$3k is how much my (non-leveraged) portfolio has moved since August 5 for christ's sake
>>60944607Go short like me anon. This clown market is on its last legs.
>PONY>ELF
>>60944606Yep it is me. Dell makes $7 a share in earnings and it is going to $9 or more by the March earnings report.
Let's go RDDT!
BBAI CHADS, WE ARE BACK.> FAMOUS CONGRESSWOMAN BOUGHT 50K ON BBAI SHARES
Fellow bears it’s over I give up, markets only goes up, I’m going to buy spy and stop trading
>>60944614It has never been easy. I blew up my account enough times.
Covered calls...are bad?
>https://www.finscreener.comI think this link is broke
>>60944629You giving up so easy?2 of these filled. Waiting for 8 more.
If you're not beating SPY you're losing the game
Fuck I should have put more money into Seagate>https://x.com/zephyr_z9/status/1967657315269800241
>>60944639picking up pennies in front of a steam rollerbut I do covered calls of stocks I'm not in love with so if they execute...so long gay bowser
>>60944568Luckily paying rent is actually an asset
>>60944640I think they relocated to lemonparty.org
>>60944639only if you sell them atm, which is what retarded yieldmaxxing funds do.
>>60944639for me its buy/writes atm because i'm not a retard
>>60944672your life must be quite boring
>“My condolences on the loss of your friend Charlie Kirk. How are you holding up?” - Reporter>“I think very good. And by the way, you see all the trucks? They just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House.” - Donald Trumpkek, it's true.https://x.com/SpencerHakimian/status/1966527816008155249
>>60944664Kioxia
>>60944643My cracker barrel puts filled. Not many. Just a gamble that earnings are shit Wednesday and cash is critical.
>>60944623Congrats on the port recovery I look forward to your next move. Might buy some dell leaps given your recent track record with it what else are you getting into next?
How the FUCK did they do it?
GIGA CHADS WAGMI
>>60944707
>>60944669I hate this guy so much, eyes dead and acts like a big shotIf he was so good at investing he wouldn't be wage slaving around like that, typical sales guy
>>60944702I don't want to hold large positions overnight. So my thinking I'll trade all this crazy, but I'm not taking it to bed! I'll just be looking for deals. Dell or GCT goes back down, I'll get some. Any type of value I see. Everyone thinks the rate cuts is going to rally the market, but I'm just not confident with everyone banking on the same thing.
So I can say kike but not nigger?Hmmm
>>60944731The best most obvious deep value play right now is fanny
>>60944731I think it's going to pump it, particularly if it's a 50 benis cut, but it will be short-lived.
>Markets today
>NXDR
>>60944742give me the bull-case for nigvidia in the event of an ai bubble pop.
>>60944750doesn't matter if it popped
>NVDA completely flat for 5 days nowThat doesn't bode well
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
>>60944752yeah, but why won't it matter?
BBAI, WE BACK NICGEEERS
> US PRESIDENT TRUMP ON TRUTH "This morning, on my Orders, U.S. Military Forces conducted a SECOND Kinetic Strike against positively identified, extraordinarily violent drug trafficking cartels and narcoterrorists in the SOUTHCOM area of responsibility. The Strike occurred while these confirmed narcoterrorists from Venezuela were in International Waters transporting illegal narcotics (A DEADLY WEAPON POISONING AMERICANS!) headed to the U.S. These extremely violent drug trafficking cartels POSE A THREAT to U.S. National Security, Foreign Policy, and vital U.S. Interests. The Strike resulted in 3 male terrorists killed in action. No U.S. Forces were harmed in this Strike. BE WARNED — IF YOU ARE TRANSPORTING DRUGS THAT CAN KILL AMERICANS, WE ARE HUNTING YOU! The illicit activities by these cartels have wrought DEVASTATING CONSEQUENCES ON AMERICAN COMMUNITIES FOR DECADES, killing millions of American Citizens. NO LONGER. Thank you for your attention to this matter!!!">kinetic
>>60944731Never heard of GCT before I’ll keep an eye on it. Personally I think the cuts will keep us at ATH levels for a while. Read a report recently that hedge funds are almost 50% in gold right now so could be a safe place to park some funds and get some yield
WTFWT>>60944758+1.04%Sold some buttcoin puts at open. Comfy day
>>60944758Up 1.03%, no idea why or how we pumped further up in the last 2 minutes
>>60944758Today: +0.41%This Month: +4.45%This Year: -30.90%I'm too much cash right now...
>>60944758I made 14 dollars today :DD
>>60944765>Never heard of GCT before Neither did I until someone mentioned it here last week. I checked it out and seems good.
>>60944758+2.1%Week: +2.1%Staying all in on miners all weeksimple as
>>60944760Just because
>>60944770Did you make 5-10 good moves/picks but one or two disastrous plays fucked up the entire port?
>>60944758Made 42 dollars time to celebrate with little ceasers
>>60944764this feels more like DEA territory than something the war department should be bothering itself with.
Ive been saying for a month, the markets will never materially go down ever again. I'm right. Prove me wrong. The gov needs the market now more than ever. It's literally impossible it will go down.
>>60944533I’m all in on puts of Reddit meme stocks>uhhhhhh… thesis bobo?“Poker is about math and strategy and sometimes, you just. Don’t. Think. They. Got it.”
>>60944758>+6%Vista Gold fucking exploded. Took some profits in case I'm a retard and it drops back down again
>>60944758I think +1%!I bought a bunch of memes later
GALT bros how are you holding up>>60944758+1.13%so glad i slept in and let me ASML limit liquidate me at 699.5 -_-
>>60944753Kek of course not, I wish there was an Nvidia sock puppet to capture the feel>>60944758+2.01% not too shabby
>>60944758+0.29%
>US Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said China and the US have agreed on a framework for a deal to allow TikTok to continue operating in the US, as the app faces a shutdown deadline of September 17 unless it moves to US ownership https://reut.rs/4gmB8y9FRAMEWORKRAMEWORK
>>60944787No I just sold the bottom after the tariffs and sad out too long
>>60944805if bessent decided he could live in a framework for a house instead of a real house the US of A could have saved a trillion dollars boss
>>60944758-0.1%
>>60944758+0.59% thanks to SYM, RKLB, and general market sentiment
>>60944805
>>60944758+1.13%
>>60944813or powell. whatever. where the fuck is my vape
>>60944805Use AP, they don't have the blocks on reading.https://apnews.com/article/trump-tiktok-china-b2621f7554d4a45eef83d05b4b958034
>>60944758I slept in late.
$KLAR to $100
>>60944833see >>60944801doesnt seem fair
>>60944805>Tiktok shutting downThat sucks, where else am I gonna go for videos of milfs with huge thighs and tits dancing around?
>>60944758good, now my life can begin
>didn't look at the stocks all day until market close>borderling heart attack when I dared look at the end of the day resultoverall it was basically a crab day for me but I recommend you guys try it some timewhat a THRILL
>>60944758Today: -0.07%This week: -0.13%Thanks to crypto now it's possible to lose money even on weekends.
>>60944840Can't you just leave your bedroom and go look at your mom?
It's simple really
>>60944836Cool video, dude be training for the Avengers. But no Klarna is kill when lock up expires.
SPY BTFO
good god
>>60944849>didn't invest in metals because /biz/ called me a boomer>didn't invest in crypto because /smg/ called me a zoomer>ended out missing on both pumps I suffer
>>60944836They are on of the memes I’ve placed big puts on. Surprise surprise, junkies financing a Costco pizza slice don’t pay you back.
>>60944856well well well
>>60944699RIP Dave and Busters
>>60944758>-1.1%
TQQQ hits 100 tomorrow. 200 by this time next year.
>>60944867
>I keep adding AI shit in these valuations
>>60944669>You can walk out the next monthThis many probably has never been to a grocery store.
>buy nasdaq index during premarket>sell shortly after market open at a profit>buy RKLB>sell like 30 mins before market close at a profit>it drops 6% afterhoursNice, getting myself a pizza
>>60944883>AIat what point will companies not get away with this shit and we see it all coming crashing down?
$30 $SOXL has returned. congratulations to all dip buyers.
>>60944870Always wondered how they stayed in business.
>>60944859Yes, you should've invest in the best of both: STOCKS
>>60944572>US Energy Secretary Chris Wright comments underscore the Trump administration’s plans to promote nuclear energy as the demand for power soars with the electrification of the economy. Russia supplies about a quarter of the enriched uranium needed by America’s fleet 94 nuclear reactors, which generate about a fifth of US electricity. Turning the tap off too quickly from that source could endanger about 5% of electricity in the absence of alternative suppliers or additional stockpiles.
>>60944842kek, this is me every market opening for my crypto etfs, nothing like a whole evenings or pump or dump hitting you at once when you wake up. I should give a try to not looking at crypto on the whole weekend and letting ~3 days of change hit me all at once
>>60944544Considering most companies are in the process of laying off workers, execs must be enjoying the situation. Not only do they get to fire a ton of people for cause and not have to pay out severence packages, but they also get to rinse out a bunch of nutjobs from their company
>>60944856>>60944867Keeeeek
ATCH - Scam or early on a meme pump?
>>60944859Its not too late to buy Hecla Mining
>>60944837>doesnt seem fairI know. Fair has nothing to do with it. Its business, investing is a business. If you approachis not working understand why, change it, and keep at it slowly until you figure out how. The line goes up and down and trends upward, as your portfolio should.
>>60944879>shorting the Rus nowHe must know something about the rate cuts not happening
>>60944758My final gambit. Worth the risk?
>>60944932why the fuck isn't this poem in the sticky
>>60944787Much like your mother, he sells the bottom
>>60944935>buying the top on leverage Apparently Google is the new Nvidia so you might be safe but this looks overly due for a pullback. Still relatively “cheap” by P/E metrics compared to the other mag7 and it has momentum going for it. Good luck m8
>>60944931They been using that pic of her for like 5 years. It must be bad now.
>moat
>>60944931The chart looks nice but Zacks likes them unfortunately
>>60944931>Debbie Wasserman Schultz Her nudes leave a lot to be desired
So we have to do all this again Tuesday?
>>60944931>Its not too late to buy Hecla Mininglooks like it is to me niggahad I bought in at the time of that tweet though (last Monday) I'd be up 16% right now
>>60944931>Its not too late to buy my Hecla Mining bags
havent paid much attention to my portfolio the last few weeks. I believe my mental illness is healing.
>>60944669Rent is an expenset. Accountant
gamb trannies are suprisingly quiet
I'm slowly drifting to(Youuuu)The stocks and the ETFsAre calling meA billion bucksAwayFrom (You)I'm on my wayI'm onI'm on
>>60945014Rent is an incomet. Accountant
>>60945014I never really got the point of double entry bookkeeping, even though I did two semesters of accounting for my business minor. I get that you need an opposite transaction for everything, but then where does the money come from? Idk...
>>60944771i laughed to this more than i should have
>NKE
>>60945024It can be, especially if you own the building, establish an LLC thats existence is to just own the building, then pay rent to yourself Funny and legal
>>60945034is it lack of impulse control? would explain a few other things but I am not an expert
>>60945035I had an interview once and they asked me what is 1+1 and I said whatever you want it to be. They got mad at my explanation that as an accountant every number can be manipulated and I wasn't talking about replacing them...lol
Everyone having a great day. SCHD homos ended red.
>>60945038poor people are stupid with their money, and black people are predominately poor.
>>60945038Desire to keep up with the Joneses. Around 1 in 5 households in the average ghetto take out 10% for a brand new Chrysler 300.
>>60945034>>60945038Research is that low IQ people are impulse buyers. They have a tendency to see something, want to buy it, and don't think about how it will affect them in the future, mainly due to the same things you've seen before about low IQ people and their inability to conceive anything but the present.Wait until you find the reports generated that women make 85% of all purchases concerning the household.
>>60944533>tfw a single 3x away form being a millionairewhat do
>>60945049>what is 1+1 and I said whatever you want it to bemy accounting professor said the same, and I agree
>>60945034>>60945064Fine I'll fucking buy Klarna smbaka. Just like a hundred shares. At least it'll get the blood pumping checking the gambling account
Nancy Pelosi gained $1.6 million today, 10x her annual salaryI'm so proud of her. Slay queen.
Hello dare, Mistah Donald Trump.Mah name is Pontiac Bonneville.I'm an unemployed black man libbin off lottery tickets.I wanted tah axe you a kestion.How come tha damn sneakahs cost so much?
>>60945077She's the greatest stonk trader of our times
Is it even possible for NVDA to tank?
>>60945065options
>>60945095experts say no.
>>60945069Better off buying SEZL.
>everyone knows the market will pump when they drop the rates>they drop the rates>everyone is euphoric, waits for the prices to pump>they don't pump because everyone who could buy has already bought, anticipating the pumpwhat happens in this scenario
>>60945049that is an excellent way to not get hired.
>>60945121That is the scenario I'm planning for.
>>60945097how do options work?
>>60945127It was and it was an excellent way to see the pic related office culture.
>>60945134>money go in>nothing comes out
Why robingoyim don't let me unstake my scamcoins?
>>60945138it was literally a fraud vetting question and you failed it. Do you think they didn't know that?
>>60945121Panic dump?>>60945049Honestly asking you a question like "what's 1+1" it seems like they were hoping you'd give them an answer similar to the answer you actually gave...otherwise who the fuck asks that in an interview? Unless there's some 4d chess answer you're supposed to give that I'm unaware of. I dunno I haven't interviewed in years.
>>60945121This exact same scenario in 1929 was actually the inspiration for the Wiley E. Coyote joke about running off the cliffDon't bother fact checking this, I already confirmed it's true
>>60945134https://www.investopedia.com/terms/o/option.asp
>>60945139>money goes in>exciting rollercoaster ride comes out
>>60945134You need to fully understand what greeks are and how they affect price
>>60944931Why does she look like a goblin?
>>60945121>what happens in this scenarioit pumps anyway
>>60945134>how do options work?You spend money on an option.And, its gone.
>>60945194>greeksJust need to know one and sell spreads
>futures
How do I get better returns than the S&P. I'm in Canada and I don't want to rent and be addicted to fentanyl.
>>60945225Just be right more often than you're wrong
>>60945225Options
>>60944758+3.11% Great day to be a google investor
>NXGLim starting to like this shit stock
>>60945134it's like buying or selling a coupon for a lot of 100 shares at a fixed (strike) price with an expiration date. they give you massive leverage when buying or selling, or just trading them. if you don't know what you are doing with them, you will lose money. but if you do know what you are doing with them, you can make more money that just buying the underlying stock directly.
>>60945245Even though an option is a contract for 100 shares, delta is a proxy for both # shares and % probability it will finish profitable. Options let you go long or short on time, price, or demand
>>60945225how did this chicken turn green?
>>60945244dis lil nibba doin sumfin
>>60945233Hell yeah, brother!
Bros I am genuinely of what's going to happen this week. I made the mistake of buying a substantial amount of puts which are getting destroyed. I feel like this clown market is going to interpret literally anything Powell says as an excuse to melt up.
>>60945254It was filmed on Saint Patrick's day.
>>60945225
