The entire board will be pink in five hours. Sticky and screencap this when it happens.
>>60952053Unless you're the Gavrilo Princip of this era who is going to kill a president and start WW3 no one can predict a black swan you big homosexual faggot
>>60952068*Ominously hums*
>>60952053>panic sell a minute before open>nvda down 2%, goog down 1.2% so farfeels good, i will reenter on a much better footing than i entered at
>Bad newsWe dump>Good newsWe dump>No newsWe dump>TariffsWe dump>No tariffsWe dump>That Kirk boy gets shotWe pumpAnd we are in the Bullrun of the prophecy with the crypto president!
>>60952053Powell: *does exactly what everyone expected*Market: *does nothing*Get crabbed on nigger
>>60952096>>60952053It's just gonna crab
>>60952078Ok you got me scared, you big faggot
>>60952116>>60952117*ominously hums the 2nd Waltz*
>>60952149There is no reason to be frightened, you'll be at peace very soon.
>>60952053This entire board will be at least semi-retired in 3 months.
>>60952167*Ominous humming continues, now to the tune of Ave Maria
>>60952157nah, it'll crab
>>60952192It most certainly will, in a manner of speaking
>>60952053>>60952078>>60952157>>60952162>>60952183>>60952202in 5 hours you will not be posting in this thread, out of shame
my fridge is making an ominous hum right now. I'm scared
>>60952053SOLD EVERYTHING! I dont care if it does go up a little im not risking a -20% to -40% hit. When do we buy back in for cheap tendies?
>>60952286>When do we buy back in for cheap tendies?wait for my signal. Look to the great hill on the west. When you see the bonfire lit, that is when you purchase your fried chicken tenderloin strips.
>>6095205i fucking Wish. Even you are pink
Can i hold xrp?
>>60952167yup
I wish. Instead nothing will happen. Everything will slowly go to shit in small negatives until the entire country gets used to a bear market. Inflation will continue to go up and the middle class will shrink into nothing within five years. This is the Nothing Depression.
oh look, OP is gone...what a surprise
>>60952835You mistake my silent observance as inattentiveness.
>>60952947why did you stop humming?
>>60952947nahI know you don't trade
Golden age and huge wet black vaginas.
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>>60952053wakey wakey cocksucker not so smug now are you lmaoooooooo
Wow op is retarded and a Sidelined bitch
>>60952053Rekt
>>60952053Nah nigga, as soon as I see anything red, I'm out of here, I've had enough with the 50k from note.fun, I refuse to lose that, especially when it seems to be the only good thing that's happened to me in the last three months
>>60952053Bumping this, I love pointless guesswork threads
>>60952947Yeah, you are a fucking nothingness. Absolutely meaningless. Nothing new.
Good.
